User:Mordac the Refuser

Currently I'm a level 42 Rotter in the Feral Undead.

Profile

I kill with my teeth and claws like any normal zombie. I especially enjoy finishing my prey off with a bite attack. However, I also carry a baseball bat which has claimed twenty-one victims so far. It's a poor weapon, but I use it occasionally if only to humiliate survivors.

I take great pleasure in smashing decorations and other little pieces of art. Below is a record of all the decorations I have personally destroyed.

My name (and character description) is a direct reference to "Mordac the Preventer of Information Services," a minor recurring character from "Dilbert" who shows up every so often to torment unfortunate employees. His job is to deny any request for a computer upgrade or replacement, as well as to seize and destroy all non-conforming equipment. Employee misconduct is punished harshly. For example, exceeding the server storage limit is punishable by one week without email.

1/27/08: I got a suggestion into the Peer Review section at last!

Smashed Decorations Record

Updated: 3/03/09

6 Abstract Paintings

2 African Paintings

2 African Sculptures

1 Bird Skeleton

13 Christmas Light Sets

8 Conceptual Paintings

1 Conceptual Sculpture

1 Contemporary Painting

2 Cracked Sculptures

2 Cremation Urns

3 Cubist Sculptures

1 Dark Tapestry

18 European Paintings

1 European Sculpture

6 Fire Damaged Paintings

1 Fish Skeleton

1 Glass Globe

3 Glass Statues

1 Glass Table

1 Grecian Urn

1 Greek Tapestry

1 Historical Tapestry

2 Lizard Skeletons

1 Medieval Tapestry

4 Plastic Christmas Trees

1 Print of Tapestry

7 Skulls

1 Stuffed Alligator

2 Stuffed Bears (+1)

1 Stuffed Crocodile

1 Stuffed Eagle

1 Stuffed Fish

4 Stuffed Monkeys (+3)

2 Stuffed Moose Heads

2 Stuffed Tiger Heads

2 Terracotta Statues

1 Terracotta Vase

4 Torn Paintings