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I kill with my teeth and claws like any normal zombie. I especially enjoy finishing my prey off with a bite attack. However, I also carry a baseball bat which has claimed '''thirty''' victims so far. It's a poor weapon, but I use it occasionally if only to humiliate survivors. | I kill with my teeth and claws like any normal zombie. I especially enjoy finishing my prey off with a bite attack. However, I also carry a baseball bat which has claimed '''thirty-two''' victims so far. It's a poor weapon, but I use it occasionally if only to humiliate survivors. | ||
I take great pleasure in smashing decorations and other little pieces of art. Below is a record of all the decorations I have personally destroyed. | I take great pleasure in smashing decorations and other little pieces of art. Below is a record of all the decorations I have personally destroyed. | ||
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=Smashed Decorations Record= | =Smashed Decorations Record= | ||
'''Updated: | '''Updated: 12/11/09''' | ||
6 Abstract Paintings | 6 Abstract Paintings | ||
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1 Bird Skeleton | 1 Bird Skeleton | ||
1 Blown-glass Sculpture | 1 Blown-glass Sculpture | ||
13 Christmas Light Sets | 13 Christmas Light Sets | ||
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2 Cremation Urns | 2 Cremation Urns | ||
1 Cubist Painting | 1 Cubist Painting | ||
4 Cubist Sculptures | 4 Cubist Sculptures | ||
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1 Fish Skeleton | 1 Fish Skeleton | ||
1 French Tapestry | 1 French Tapestry | ||
1 Glass Bowl | 1 Glass Bowl | ||
2 Glass Globes | 2 Glass Globes | ||
3 Glass Statues | 3 Glass Statues | ||
2 Glass Tables | 2 Glass Tables | ||
3 Grecian Urns | 3 Grecian Urns | ||
1 Glass Vase | 1 Glass Vase | ||
1 Greek Tapestry | 1 Greek Tapestry | ||
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1 Print of Tapestry | 1 Print of Tapestry | ||
8 Skulls | 8 Skulls | ||
1 Stuffed Alligator | 1 Stuffed Alligator | ||
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2 Stuffed Tiger Heads | 2 Stuffed Tiger Heads | ||
3 Terracotta Statues '''(+1)''' | |||
2 Terracotta Vases | 2 Terracotta Vases | ||
4 Torn Paintings | 4 Torn Paintings |
Latest revision as of 18:32, 11 December 2009
Currently I'm a level 42 Rotter in the Feral Undead.
I kill with my teeth and claws like any normal zombie. I especially enjoy finishing my prey off with a bite attack. However, I also carry a baseball bat which has claimed thirty-two victims so far. It's a poor weapon, but I use it occasionally if only to humiliate survivors.
I take great pleasure in smashing decorations and other little pieces of art. Below is a record of all the decorations I have personally destroyed.
My name (and character description) is a direct reference to "Mordac the Preventer of Information Services," a minor recurring character from "Dilbert" who shows up every so often to torment unfortunate employees. His job is to deny any request for a computer upgrade or replacement, as well as to seize and destroy all non-conforming equipment. Employee misconduct is punished harshly. For example, exceeding the server storage limit is punishable by one week without email.
1/27/08: I got a suggestion into the Peer Review section at last!
Smashed Decorations Record
Updated: 12/11/09
6 Abstract Paintings
3 African Paintings
2 African Sculptures
1 Bird Skeleton
1 Blown-glass Sculpture
13 Christmas Light Sets
9 Conceptual Paintings
1 Conceptual Sculpture
1 Contemporary Painting
3 Cracked Sculptures
2 Cremation Urns
1 Cubist Painting
4 Cubist Sculptures
1 Dark Tapestry
18 European Paintings
2 European Sculptures
6 Fire Damaged Paintings
1 Fish Skeleton
1 French Tapestry
1 Glass Bowl
2 Glass Globes
3 Glass Statues
2 Glass Tables
3 Grecian Urns
1 Glass Vase
1 Greek Tapestry
1 Historical Tapestry
2 Lizard Skeletons
1 Medieval Tapestry
2 Ming Vases
4 Plastic Christmas Trees
1 Print of Tapestry
8 Skulls
1 Stuffed Alligator
2 Stuffed Bears
1 Stuffed Crocodile
1 Stuffed Eagle
1 Stuffed Fish
4 Stuffed Monkeys
2 Stuffed Moose Heads
2 Stuffed Tiger Heads
3 Terracotta Statues (+1)
2 Terracotta Vases
4 Torn Paintings