A Link to Cthulhu Nation RPG
http://www.cthulhunation.co.uk/index.php?regcode=223780
I play this game, if you want to kill my characters, play this game.
Zombie Mistress
All my zombie girls are throughout Malton. But Zombie Mistress is supposedly hard to find but if you're in a helicopter and you follow the destruction...
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Slaves_Of_The_Mistress
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Third Siege of Caiger Mall
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| This user helped take down Caiger Mall!
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Gangbang Policy
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| "Our interview process... can be rather, INTENSE. Bring lubricant."
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If you see some attractive, athletic, top heavy woman in a blue corset picking motorcycles up over her head and throwing it at barricades. Yeah, that's HER be very careful! Zombie Mistress is particularly unforgiving of survivors who try (and fail) to re-establish police stations and other major survivor resource buildings. It was SHE who was present when Caiger Mall fell. Don't stand before her, unless you're armed to the teeth...
Mr Aushvitz On The Wiki
MrAushvitz 
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Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
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| This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!
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So, much like: chaos, war, disease, natural disasters, random mutation, or the occasional forest fire:
- "I am a nessesary force of nature to ensure positive change.. and the overall strengthening of the Wiki.. and UD".
I am "reknown" for making suggestions on the Wiki. A lot of them, and as some people have learned, no matter how hard you vote against me, I still keep making them.
Some people even choose to "honor" my efforts:
But I don't mind.. I still love the creative process and I believe I ultimately have many things to contribute to this game.
"Tis only in the deepest hell, that a maniac is considered the voice of reason."
My current voting policy
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Pulp Fiction
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| Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
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I am not, nor have ever been a Troll voter. Even if I hate your guts, I'll give each and every suggestion serious consideration before I vote. I often vote Keep for people I can't stand, if it's a good suggestion, who cares who posted it?
I tend to stick to "kills" and "keeps", as it should be.
If you get a spam vote from me, you either seriously fucked up, or your suggestion may not be balanced or on par with other skills "level" of power so to speak.
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Antichrist
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| MrAushvitz thinks that SPAM voting is the Antichrist.
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My Suggestion Contributions
No matter what anybody has told you, or even if they ever delete me from the Wiki (and you're reading this "post-aushvitz"
2 of my suggestions were implimented, and over a dozen made it into Peer Reviewed. I'm right.. I, was always, right....
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The Final Sign of the Apocalypse!
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| One of Mr Aushvitz's suggestions was implemented!
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You Gotta be Sh*ttin Me
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| Mr A has a 2nd suggestion implemented!
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IMPLEMENTED: (2)... (The apocolypse draws nearer...) (Note each of these also made it to Peer Reviewed...)
- Drops Dead Of Infection (23/24 ~ 95.8%) Who the man? A zombie suggestion, was implimented.. my touch is felt, forever, on UD. Shudder if you will...
- Just A Knife (25/28 ~ 89%) Got tired of people saying "It's just a kitchen knife, not a throwing knife." Well, now it's any knife! So some people can shut the hell up and quit arguing.. yay!!!
Peer Reviewed: (15)... NEIN!!!!! (9+6) WTF?!? Even I can get some suggestions into Peer reviewed, and most voters hate me. So seriously put some thought into your suggestions on the Wiki please! There is hope for anyone, if I can get some in, so can you.. be patient.
- Malton University (24/24 ~ 100%!!!) Funt Solo did the final post with his map which I asked him to do.. and his rules regarding how powered buildings should be done.. so it's a bit of a threesome, this project.. but I got in there and did a lot of genuinely unwholesome things and she made it!)
- Daily Suicides (24/24 ~ 100%!!!)
- Daily Demolitions (20/22 ~ 90.9%)
- Call of the Dead (18/20 ~90%)
- Infection Related XP Gains (25/28 ~ 89%)
- Crushing Force (17/19 ~ 89%)
- Obscene Strength (Improved & X-Ray Free) (21/24 ~ 87.5%)
- Gut Buster (Edit) (18/21 ~ 85.7%) A zombie combat skill, made by me! Oh! Oh!
- Moans Of the Damned (Version 1.1) (11/13 ~ 84.6%)
- Advanced Hand-to-Hand Combat (I) (13/18 ~ 72%) Just might get implimented...
- The "Looter" Skill (5/7 ~ 71%)
- Auditorium Effect (12/17 ~ 71%)
- Memories Of Hatred (NT Only Edit) (13/19 ~68%)
- RAMPAGE (13/19 ~ 68%)
- Scavenger Birds (10/15 ~ 66%) Just barely made it into PR, but just may get implimented
Undecided: (20) "NEIN!!!" (Times 2... plus 2) (It really sucks when a suggestion is doing well and 3-8 spam votes come out of nowhere, all friends no less!)
- DNA Extractor Upgrade (Mark II) (Revised) (19/29 ~ 65.5%) So damn close, I could scream.
- Gruesome Spatter (25/41 ~ 60.975%)
- "Mini-Diagnosis" Added To First-Aid Skill (14/23 ~ 60.8%)
- Flare Pistol (My Version) (12/20 ~ 60%)
- First Aid Station (13/22 ~ 59%) Dammit...
- NT Research & Development (The Edit) (15/26 ~ 58%)
- Travels Light (20/35 ~ 57%)
- It's Fisting Time!!! (Edited for television, "abuse-free" version) (17/30 ~ 56.67%)
- Marksmanship (13/23 ~ 56.5%) real good suggestions get hooped sometimes... by those who can't read
- Lock & Load (6/11 ~ 55%) Too bad, it was quite cool...
- Hunting Rifle (Final Version) (17/31 ~ 54.8%)
- Press Of Bodies (Edit) (12/22 ~ 54.5%)
- Bandoleer 2.0 (8/15 ~ 53%)
- BodyBuilding Modification (8/15 ~ 53%)
- Organ Harvest (11/21 ~ 52%)
- Cadaverous Charge (7/14 ~ 50%)
- New Character Class: Thug (9/18 ~ 50%) What you get for suggesting a new & balanced character class.. sheesh!
- New Civilian Class: Server (14/28 ~ 50%)
- Athletics (Real Short Version) (6/12 ~ 50%)
- Hit The Books!: XP Bonus For Book Use (4/8 ~ 50%)
Peer Rejected: (80+ it varies) (Here's the ones maybe worth looking at...)
- New Character Class: Surgeon
- Nurse and Caregiver skill (Not the one in Peer Reviewed)
- Religious leader/Chaplain/Street Preacher (New character class)
- Magazine Belt ~ Bandoleer ~ Shoot From the Hip ~ Multi-Tag
- Dump Bodies Out A Window ~ Shotgun ammo boxes
- Triage (Version 3.0 or higher) ~ ER
- Bloodbath ~ Dirt Nap ~ Pry & Jimmy ~ Tire Iron
- Carrion's Kiss ~ Deathly moan ~ Lucky Stiff
- Screams of the dying ~ "Vice" Bite ~ Maggot Infested
Humorous: (1)
Black People (See Scary Movies 1-4)
Mein Sheizer Lizten
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A.S.S. Cleaner
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| This user or group supports the use of stupid templates for sanitary purposes.
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Rough Translation: My "Shit List"
- Hey kids! Wanna get your "speaking-when-not-spoken-to" ass on my shit list?!? Just vote like a dumbass when it comes to my suggestions and you'll definately make the team! (bottom of the list, back of the bus, bitch.)
Canuhearmenow was funky enough to suggest labelling some of the people on my Shit List, seems reasonable enough but have a sense of humour with these.. i still need your votes even if you're on my list! According to this I have to take the time to define/poke fun at myself, near as I can tell I have the archetype qualities of: Godzilla, Perv, Target (with a minor's in Furious Typer, Palooka, and Necromancer..) as I always seem to bury people in text, take a save beating and keep getting up, and keep reviving old suggestions for a brand new flaming.
- I would have to say my least favorite archetypes are the: Howlers (shit slinging monkies), The Swarm (right from day 1 I guess I stepped in the nest and they're still stinging my ass), Jerk (hi gage!), Nitpick (most short-sighted Spam voters...), Picador (won't face Godzilla, just dance around like a fairy poking spears in my ass), Royals (death to the ruling class!), Sycophant (quit kissing their feet so I can beat your ass), Troller (fish this, pigfucker!), Xenophobe (come on ya inbred survivalist bastich, get yer shotgun and let's do this shit!).
- I do take pleasure in being punished by the Netiquette Nazi.. however it just doesn't feel right.. we need more female mods, if you ask me! The pain just isn't pleasurable without a woman's touch!
- Funt Solo Nigga got some skills... He made the map and re-posted Malton University.. now that suggestion will undoubtedly make Peer Reviewed and very very likely one day be implimented (Funt posted it himself, that spares the suggestion from the taint of my touch.. hee hee.)
- Canuhearmenow Got his christmas tree & christmas lights idea implimented.. yayyy. the holidays! (Eagle Scout archetype)
- Axe Hack Hopefully he's learned his lesson and will be more supportive of my suggestions.. ya dirty cock!
- Reaper with no name He found the time to commemorate my implimentation success with a new sexy, template (above)
- Thari Template-Meister... He should be promoted just for his template goodness, yea verily, he rocks.
- Officer Johnieo His voting hasn't been totally gay lately.. lol.
- Paradox244 His critiquing of my suggestions is begrudgingly, handy.. all good.
- Rheingold Needs to vote Keep on my stuff more often, grumble, grumble.
- Xoid The "Voice Of Reason" on the Wiki Mod inner circle... so he doesn't need to be pimp-slapped as much as most, lol.
- Gage His gayness has recinded... see archetypes: Jerk, Kung Fu Master that's okay Kung Fu Master doesn't have much fun when a horde of shit slinging monkeys makes the scene, lol. Well, it's true...
- Jon Pyre Hard to please voter... but oh well. Still needs a fresh, tasty, slap in the mouth every now and again.. all good.
- Dux Ducis Everybody has an opinion about my suggestions, oi.
- CaptainM Troll voting idiot. more annoying than me!
For your ease of template usage for being on my shitlist, here is a lovely template provided for your usage by one of "your friendly neighbourhood witch hunters" Thari Many consider being on this list a "Badge Of Honor", but over time some of the people on this list have learned to tolerate my existance. Even the witch-hunters get tired of burning the same body again and again and come to realise, nothing can kill MrAushvitz!!!!!
