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='''''Asshat Count'''''=
='''''Asshat Count'''''=
===2008===
===2008/09===
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=887540 Stephen Colbert DFA] [http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8167/sdaffhg9.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] uninspired softcore, fugly.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=887540 Stephen Colbert DFA] [http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8167/sdaffhg9.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] uninspired softcore, fugly.
*Stephen Colbert DFA [http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9573/scak7.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] same as above.
*Stephen Colbert DFA [http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9573/scak7.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] same as above.
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*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=936006 eugenie de franval] [http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7708/efkw3.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=936006 eugenie de franval] [http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7708/efkw3.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=995525 Duke D'oeuvre] [http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dukeff8.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=995525 Duke D'oeuvre] [http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dukeff8.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1082046 Amber Waves of Pain] [http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9103/awcq5.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*Valeria Messalina [http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1434/valeriaxo7.png SS] - [[BrainROT RUM]] B.Hunter
*Valeria Messalina [http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1434/valeriaxo7.png SS] - [[BrainROT RUM]] B.Hunter
*The Pirate LeChuck [http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6075/piratesg9.png SS] - [[BrainROT RUM]] B.Hunter
*The Pirate LeChuck [http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6075/piratesg9.png SS] - [[BrainROT RUM]] B.Hunter
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*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1246911 Paul Wisby] [http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pwes1.png SS] - [[FOD|Gay Ass Flourists]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1246911 Paul Wisby] [http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pwes1.png SS] - [[FOD|Gay Ass Flourists]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1235688 Darlocke] [http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=darxs4.png SS] - [[FOD|Gay Ass Flourist]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1235688 Darlocke] [http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=darxs4.png SS] - [[FOD|Gay Ass Flourist]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1080017 Jah Rasta] [http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1935/rastaot6.png SS]- The [[FOD|Gay Ass Flourists]] suck at pking so they had to send a contrac'ker.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=599253 Al Stimson] No SS - Another random douchebag, attacked Obi for no reason.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=599253 Al Stimson] No SS - Another random douchebag, attacked Obi for no reason.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1259089 CLEAN AIR RECLAMATOR] [http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/8130/cartg0.png SS] - This dude stinks!
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1259089 CLEAN AIR RECLAMATOR] [http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/8130/cartg0.png SS] - This dude stinks!
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*Hikari Kisugi [http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8613/hs2iz7.png SS] - Same as above, for [[TZH|BORIS]]!
*Hikari Kisugi [http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8613/hs2iz7.png SS] - Same as above, for [[TZH|BORIS]]!
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1054518 H K 47] [http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7057/hkta0.png SS] - [[DORIS]] "metalbag",[[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1054518 H K 47] [http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7057/hkta0.png SS] - [[DORIS]] "metalbag",[[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=87812 Technerd] [http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8607/techsl4.png SS] - [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=713350 Chris Cro] [http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2322/crisyj2.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=713350 Chris Cro] [http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2322/crisyj2.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=621260 Jason Fitch] [http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8634/jasonzk0.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=621260 Jason Fitch] [http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8634/jasonzk0.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=131440 junkie512] [http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6449/junkqf8.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=131440 junkie512] [http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6449/junkqf8.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*junkie512 [http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9669/jukard6.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*junkie512 [http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9669/jukard6.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=619471 Rob Lefter] [http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/8528/robum0.png SS] - shitedi losini mommy.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1117882 remembermylast] [http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6201/bitchqq8.png SS] - idiot claims bounty on Obi idiot dies. [[The Randoms|The 'Tardoms?]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1117882 remembermylast] [http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6201/bitchqq8.png SS] - idiot claims bounty on Obi idiot dies. [[The Randoms|The 'Tardoms?]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=678389 Billy McGoggenhammer] [http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bgya0.png SS] - idiots never learn [[The Randoms|'tardom]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=678389 Billy McGoggenhammer] [http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bgya0.png SS] - idiots never learn [[The Randoms|'tardom]]
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*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1194505 Jik Waffleson] [http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=randab1.png SS] - [[The Randoms|'tardom]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1194505 Jik Waffleson] [http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=randab1.png SS] - [[The Randoms|'tardom]]
*Jik Waffleson [http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=asfasdfafsafjo1.png SS]- [[The Randoms|'tardom]]
*Jik Waffleson [http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=asfasdfafsafjo1.png SS]- [[The Randoms|'tardom]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1262565 chiken finger] [http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7360/cfoe5.png SS] - pker wannabe.
*chiken finger [http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8664/cf2sl5.png SS] - poor n00b.
''More to be uploaded soon''
''More to be uploaded soon''

Revision as of 20:26, 2 January 2009

Don "Obi Von Pimps Ur Mumz"
Welcome to the most badass wiki user page, you have just received a cookie (make that a kick in the balls if you are a pker) from ObiFireFighter.
ObiFireFighter/ObiCop/JC
Faceoff.PNG BACK OFF
DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS USER!

ObiFireFighter/ObiCop/JC

ObiFireFighter
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Joined: 2007-03-10 22:32:07
Character class: The Juggernaut!
Favorite equipment: Shotgun...
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Pimp'in dead bitches!
Character group: Team Zombie Hardcore, BORIS squad.
Character stats: Alive, Obi never dies... he just lays the fuck down!!!
Journal: Jornals just aren't for ObiFireFighter


ObiCop
Picard.gif
Joined: 2007-03-10 22:10:07
Character class: Hancock
Favorite equipment: His massive dick.
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: unknown
Character group: MDK
Character stats: Alive and kicking...ass!
Journal: Jornals just aren't for ObiCop


John Cencioni
File:PacinoCencioni.jpg
Joined: 2007-03-10 22:10:07
Character class: G-Man, "mafioso" on his free time.
Favorite equipment: Berettas of course!!!
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Doing his thing
Character group: MSD
Character stats: Alive capiche?
Journal: Jornals just aren't for John Cencioni


Notice: DONT touch my user page or else ...

Notice 2: If my page looks weird to you it's because you don't use firefox :D.

Notice 3: I have an RG bounty but Im not a pker, mind your own fucking business alright?

Notice 4 / Notice for retards (persistent B.Hunters): Carefully read number 3 again, failing that go kill a RRF or something like that.

Notice 5: To pkers, dont fuck with me (that includes your group!) and I wont fuck with you...

Notice 6: If you don't like swearing, insults or general humour, we kindly suggest that you bugger off and join the DEM. (Leighton Kru)

Extra Info

  • Awesome template/flag box user.
  • ObiFireFighter is my main character and 3rd UD atempt.
  • ObiCop was my second atempt to play UD, wich was inactive for a long time.
  • ObiCop is back and is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he is all out of bubblegum.
  • JC is my brand new char and 4th atempt!
  • ObiFireFighter is a fuckin' badass *Note*:you can see him(above) totally kicking the crap out off that old softcore zombie ladie (grogh) *Note 2*:You can also see him putting down his first pker The Gay Niiinn... sory... its The Grey Ninja. Also ObiCop can be see shooting some random CGR douche.
  • Oh yeah and Obi swears a shitload too and everyone knows that's fucking awesome!
  • Obi is 20.
  • Oh shit... Obi is hardcore.
  • Obi is a Track&Field sprinter and can outrun every citizen in Malton...
  • Obi is not black but he is an Track&Field sprinter.
  • Obi likes boobs...
  • Obi can sometimes refer to him in the 3rd person.
  • Wait..... Is this an hardcore wikipage? Yeah... just like Obi.
  • Obi sometimes misspels, but he cant talk 4 languages so STFU bitches!!!
  • Malmutekid is Obi's brother and he is a total badass too.
  • Just in case you didnt notice (wich I highly doubt having in mind all the hardcoreness and awesomeness in this wikipage), Obi is VERY HARDCORE,FUCK!
  • Obi is an extremely, incredibly, awesomely, super good looking dude.
  • Obi is very humble.
  • Major pker's ass bruiser.
  • Probably laughing at your face.

1- Bad for survivors, 2- Full of your own shit, 3- Asshat, 4- In need of many deaths, 5- Bastard Zombie Lover, 6- Girlie Men, 7- Horrible Dresser, 8- NOT HARDCORE, 9- VERY SOFTCORE, 10- Not very nice...

Obi's Credos:

!!!Balls To The Whalls!!!

!!!Say Hello To My Little Friend!!!

!!!AppleSauce, Bitch!!!

Templates

Small ones

Bandeira de Portugal.png Portuguese
This user is proud to be Portuguese.
European flag.png European
This user or group is European.
FFTZH.jpg Fhoo Fhighter
This User is a Hardcore Rocker for Mark Whalberg!




MDK.jpg MDK Gang Member
Help the cause, join MDK Today!
Playerhunt.gif Manhunt Survivor!
Obi enjoys competing in the survival games of the Malton Manhunt


Manhuntaxe.jpg Axe Hack's Manhunt
This user placed 2nd in Axe Hack's Manhunt 2008



VZWRunningMan2008.jpg 2008 VZW Running Man Competition
Obi thinks VZW Malton Running Man Competition rocks!Ah!
Imperial eagle small.jpg For the Emperor!
This user liked Imperium of Man but they were griefed out of the game by a bunch dickless turds snobs.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.

Troll template.PNG

Ass role.PNG

Mercinaries.jpg Heavy Arms
This user or group has Heavy Arms and will use them if provoked.
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
54-1-.gif Pkers Ball's Kicker
Obi grabs them by the nose and kicks them in the balls (err... face... for the sake of this image).
Barrelgun.jpg What are you looking at?
Stop looking at my gun.
Fireaxe.jpg Fire Fighter
This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.
Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
Pkdaythumb.jpg
Bodycount
Obi has killed loads and loads of zombies.
Pkdaythumb.jpg Body Count
Obi has identified and killed a whole F&^$ truckload of Pkers.
Penguin-slap.gif WARNING!
This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
Llama.JPG Drama Llama
The Llama is watching you.
Emot-bandwagon.gif Templates make FUNFUN!
This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
Squad.jpg Firing Squad
This user thinks we should just shoot Secruss and get it over with.
Noose.jpg The Ropes
This user thinks we should show Secruss the ropes.
GeorgeBush.jpg The President
Secruss
GeorgeBush.jpg HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1
Secruss
Squad.jpg Firing Squad
This user thinks we should just shoot Cyberbob240 and get it over with.
Noose.jpg The Ropes
This user thinks we should show Cyberbob240 the ropes.
GeorgeBush.jpg The President
Cyberbob240
GeorgeBush.jpg HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1
Cyberbob240
Spanish.jpg Spanish
This user is Spanish.
Youlose.JPG You Get Nothing!
You lose! Good day, sir!
108 Kill All Pigs!!!
This user is a douche killer.
Zergling.gif Alt user
This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
Sign.png Remember To Sign!
This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
MyTV.jpg I want TV!
Obi wants Malton to have TV.

Idol2.PNG

ErrorUgly.png Ugly Templates
This user supports the use of ugly templates on the wiki.
Soviet.png In Soviet Яussia...

template adds YOU!!

Skull1 small.gif Death Cultist
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Pele.jpg GOOOOOOOOAL!
This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
Spartacus.jpg I'm Spartacus
This user claims to be Spartacus.
Sportacus.jpg I'm Sportacus!
This user claims to be Sportacus.
Patton flag.jpg Supporter of Patton Tactics
I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!







Ralphchocolate.gif SPELING LOL
Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
Martini.jpg Teetotaler
Obi does not drink.
Fire.jpg Let's Abuse Flagboxes!
This user or group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes.
Blacksmurf.jpg Gnap! Gnap!
This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!





Firevsfire.GIF Fight Fire with Fire!
This user supports the griefing of griefers.
Jeff Jarrett.jpg Slapnuts
This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".
Bored.jpg Sorry, what was that first part again?
This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.
Balance scale.jpg Fair Tactics Player
This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.
Calculus.JPG Calculus
This user really hates calculus.
Cake.jpg Happy Birthday
This user was born on January 27
Male sign blue.PNG A Guy
Obi peniz,the preciouz > Pluto
Boobs.gif This user likes boobies!
Church.png Rescue
This user thinks that adding 1 AP to the revive cycle is pointless.
Syringe.jpg Planned Revivification
This user or group supports
organized revivification.
Revive.gif Revivification Requests
Undead? Want to breathe again?
Make a Revivification Request!
Borat-flag.jpg Jagshemash!
This user like to make sexy time with the ladies. High Five!
Hammer.jpg Du Nu Nu Nu...
Obi can touch this.
Pissedoff.gif What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
Trench coat.jpg Trenchcoater
This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.
Anime flag.jpg Anime Lover
This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku.
Teacup.jpg Etiquette
This user or group supports etiquette.
Abcletters.jpg SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP...
This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world.
Thebard.jpg You, minion, are too saucy.
This user thinks you should watch what you say on their page.
Nerf.jpg Nerf This!
This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
Killerwhale.jpg Killer Whales
This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
Borat-flag.jpg Borat Approved
This user is 100% Borat Approved. High Five!
Emo Kid.jpg I hate Emo Kids!
This user believes we should give free razorblades to Emo Kids.
Pimpmyride3.jpg Mtv pimp my ride!
This user really needs a new car.




Bill&ted05.jpg DUDE! It's a Template!
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
RightSaidFred.jpg Sexy
This user claims to be too sexy for his car, too sexy by far.
Kiki.jpg We love Kiki!!!
Obi loves the hot police lady!!!.
Language.jpg Language Competence
This user can speak 4 languages
Kareliya (Small).jpg We love Lachryma!!!
Obi loves the hot Russian lady!!!
Pizza.gif Pizza!
This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
Soviet.png Not One Step Back, Comrades!
This user thinks that the Soviet Union was awe-inspiring during WWII
Stewie.gif World Domination
This user has plans for world domination.
Zeds Ate My Neighbors.JPG Zombies Ate My Neighbors
This user or group is pretty sure that Zombies Ate their Neighbors.
Viking1.jpg Obi is a Viking
They kick Pirate and Ninja ass with ease (all together or one at a time)
Calendar.jpg Calendar
Today is Thursday, 28 Mar 2024






Tent.png Camping
This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while.
Digital Clock.jpg Clock
The time is currently 15:53 based on server time.






Pyro.jpg Pyromaniac
Obi is a pyro and proud of it.







Hiding.jpg OH NOEZ! ZOMBIES!
This user is currently hiding from zombies and is using the best disguise ever!







Noob.gif I'm Smarter
This user is smarter than you.




Kitty small.jpg Die, Kitties!
This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead.
Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
Fire.jpg Hell
This user is probably going to Hell, well... maybe not.
Smiley.png Template Junkies!
This user is a Template Junkie!
JohnnyEnglish.jpg Secret Agent
This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing
Visited Caiger Mall
This user has visited Caiger Mall.




Visited Joachim Mall
This user has visited Joachim Mall.




Visited Lumber Mall
This user has visited Lumber Mall.




Visited Buckley Mall
This user has visited Buckley Mall.




Visited Pole Mall
This user has visited Pole Mall.




Visited Stickling Mall
This user has visited Stickling Mall.




Visited Marven Mall
This user has visited Marven Mall.




Visited Giddings Mall
This user has visited Giddings Mall.




Visited Hildebrand Mall
This user has visited Hildebrand Mall.




Visited Nichols Mall
This user has visited Nichols Mall.




Visited Woodroffe Mall
This user has visited Woodroffe Mall.




Visited Blesley Mall
This user has visited Blesley Mall.




Visited Mitchem Mall
This user has visited Mitchem Mall.




Firefox.png Firefox User
This user uses Firefox.
Dead.gif Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
Obi thinks that Malton is another name for Raccon City.
Hoard.jpg HOARD
This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
GeorgeBush.jpg The President
If you can read this, your not "The President"
Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
Weapons.JPG Weapon of Choice
This user's weapon of choice is his dick.
Backpacker.JPG Curse You Encumbrance!!!
This user carries around a lot of crap.
Bbticon.jpg Templates
Obi has a lot different templates on his page as of now.
ErrorUgly.png Too Many Templates
This user puts way too many templates on their page.
Dawn ut dead.jpg OMFG, Another Headshot!
la-la-la-la Ooops! I did it again, I blew up your head got lost in game la-la-la-la.
Sinq.jpg Well!
This user certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!
Kenny.gif The PKers got Kenny!
Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
Crowbar.jpg The Almighty Crowbar
Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar.
Mrh?cow.gif Mrh?
This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
Flame.gif
Fire is Pretty
This user thinks that fire is pretty.
Burnthewitch.jpg Burn Her! She's a Witch!
This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
Georgebushdoesntcareaboutangels.jpg NO TEMPLATES!
This User does not use templates. Ever.


Bored.jpg Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Syringe crosshairs sml.jpg Fertilize the Land Policy
This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost!
Shotgun.jpg Right to bear arms
This user supports the Second Amendment.




Zombie onslaught smilie.gif Zombie Massacre
This user loves going on zombie massacres.




UprisingFistICO.png For the People!
Obi is part of the Malton Uprising


Dirty bike pervert.jpg Dirty Bike Rider
This user rides multiple bikes. Hard.
Lonelyguy.jpeg Code Stealer
This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this.

A little bigger ones

Sauron eye.jpg I SEE YOU!!1!
Bush satan sign.jpg Bush to the Rescue!
Finally, someone in power is going to do something about this damnable zombie situation!
Hypnotoad-1.gif Hypnotoad
All glory to the Hypnotoad!




Kmt.gif KEEP MALTON TIDY
Please use the receptacles provided.
Cybelesdaughters.jpg Where Are The Women?
This user or group supports Cybele's Children and agrees that there should be more female characters in Malton.
Amazing 666sm.gif I Had a Fun Time
This User laughed quite a lot at Amazing's user page.
Stencherella's castle.jpg McZeds™World
This User or Group has visited McZedsWorld



This user's or group's powerlevel is…

What9000.jpg








GangstaRapVader.gif Gangsta Rap
This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.






X-Files.gif The X-Files
This User believes that the truth is out there.





Idiot.jpg Don't even think about it!
Don't touch my user page or else!!!
Digit.jpg Can you dig it, sucka?
Obi can dig it...Sucka! In fact he is about to kick your black ass Mr.Booker unless you GTFO of the wiki.
Damn.gif ... Wha?
This user just doesn't care.
Jjminigun.jpg Run For Your Lives!
Obi's Packin' Heat!
Freerunningfinal.JPG "Free" Running?
This user believes that Free Running works by Jumping from rooftop to rooftop..
Monk.jpg OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
This user believes that any

Suggestion involving fire should

have Buddhist Monks on Fire.








TuskenRaider.jpg Tusken Raider
WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!






Fuck you.png Oh yea? Well Fuck you!
This User knows many creative and unique comebacks.
Mistress2logo.jpg Witness To The Mistress!
This user has fucked, actually Fucked the self proclaimed immortal goddess in Malton before shooting her in the head! Hahahahaha!

Medium ones

Axe Hack's Manhunt.jpg Axe Hack's Manhunt
This user came runner up in Axe Hack's Manhunt 2008





Rickrolled.gif RickRolled!
This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Count123.png Will you please?
This user is barely old enough to use the potty by themselves, much less edit the wiki coherently.
Force.gif USE THE FORCE!
This user only uses their powers for good (err..."only" is a strong word let's say "most of the times" ok?),
and for tipping over small babies.

*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

Vandalism.gif IT NEVER ENDS!
This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
Piano.jpg Music Lover
This user likes music.
SmallEmo.jpg Filthy Emos!!
This user or group may or may not be affiliated with The Malton Bounty Emo Killers, but agrees damn well that emos need to die!! Fat heads...






Terminator.jpg The Terminator
This user is the Terminator. Don't mess with him. Ever.
Fuckoff1ac3.jpg It's Just a Game, Douche-Bag
This User Is Sick Of The Word "Trenchcoater" and The Attitude That It Represents
FireExit.jpg Directions To Exit
Always follow the arrows when in doubt of where to go.
SHOOPDAWHOOP.gif SHOOP DA WHOOP!
This user is chargin their lazer.
Mudkipz.jpg mudkipz
so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Segal.jpg Seagal > Norris
This user knows that Chuck Norris is Steven Seagal's bitch.
SnakeisDead.jpg SNAKE IS DEAD
Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
TMMtemp.jpg The Malton Mafia
This User or Group is respected by The Malton Mafia.
They have the support of the Families.
Don't cross them.
Communist Party.png The Communist Party
This is gonna be one hell of a party, and this user intends to join it!
Kim teamamerica.jpg Kim Jong-Il
This User believes that he is Kim Jong-Il. If you don't obey to his every whim, he'll drop the bomb on you.
M24.jpg Scout/Sniper
This User is capable of a 1000yd HeadShot




Butabi What is Love.gif What is Love?
This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
New MDF FLAG.JPG We don't serve your kind
This user supports the Malton Defence Force in their bid to ruin the game.
Firingsquad.jpg Firing Squad
All right, who done it this time? 'Cause it sure as heck wasn't me...




Ralphchocolate.gif SPELING LOL
Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
Stupid child.jpg Get this Secruss Off the Fucking Wiki!
Oh my God. Who the fuck is this jackass and what the fuck do they think they're doing? Get this fucking idiot off the fucking wiki now.
Stupid child.jpg Get this Cyberbob240 Off the Fucking Wiki!
Oh my God. Who the fuck is this jackass and what the fuck do they think they're doing? Get this fucking idiot off the fucking wiki now.
N1042844654 30005206 7904.jpg Under The Beyonder's Grace
"WHO'S GETTIN FUCKED??!!!"

This user is Allied with The Church Of The Beyonder. He is a true Pimp Of The Land.

Bbticon.jpg Template Whore
This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
Zlad.jpg Nifty
This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty.
Nogrammar.gif grammer sux!
this user could give a crap less about such things as speling grammer capitalation puctuation or the integrity of the english language as a hole it all sux
Handinhanddp1.png Pay It Forward Supporter
This User or Group Pays It Forward.
Get a revive, give a revive.
McZeds.png McZeds™
This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.
WordList.JPG Internet Intimidation
It doesn't matter how fancy a word is. Just that it's big.
Batman-Bomb.gif Batman
This user is Batman.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-Batman!
Scarface al pacino.jpg Scarface
You wanna play games? Okay, I'll play with you. You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!

Big ones

Giza-pyramids.jpg Way Too Long ChinaGreatWall.gif
This is a very big and very long article. It deserves at least one template. You know... For Feng Shui.
Super mario revolution.jpg Mario is Stalin? Stalin color555.JPG
This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!








Snakesonaplane.jpg SNAKES ON A PLANE
This user or group has had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane!
Captain Planet.PNG Captain Planet
The power is yours!
Ateam.jpg A Team
This User is a member of the A Team
Juggernaut.jpg Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!
Trooper-hump-small.gif THE EMPIRE
Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!


Optimusprime2.jpg Optimus Prime
The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.
Niceday.jpg Have a Nice Day!
This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.
Pluto.jpg Remember, remember the 24th of August
This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous International Astronomical Union. On the 24th of August, we will march on Pluto and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance! 8/24 NEVAR FORGET!
Zergrush1.gif ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
CentstagV.gif WTFCENTAURS
This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!
Minotaur.jpg ZOMGMINOTAURS
This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.







Mariopimp.jpg Mario the Pimp
This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.
PulpFiction.jpg Pulp Fiction
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Zombiepacifist.jpg Zombie Pacifist Accord Supporter
This User or Group supports the Zombie Pacifist Accord & promises to not harm survivors while in Zombie Status.
Easy.jpg ASSHOLE
This person is a sadistic motherfucker, just like the guy who tricked this fat kid into wearing that shirt.
Mahlazer.jpg SHOOP DA WHOOP
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER
Armycoater.jpg Real Life Soldier
This user was or is a member of the real military of some country, and has learned that spending XP is way easier than boot camp.

Really Big Ones

M1a1 on patrol.jpg HEAVY GUNS
This user has Heavy Guns. By the time you mess with them, they are on their way to your home in this tank. In fact, the nearest bomb shelter might be your safest bet, although the moon would be preferable (to you, not the tank).
Flaming Skull.gif
This User is HARDCORE
This user follows and believes in his Divine Awesomeness.
BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!

Templates/Flagboxes I made

CGRlogo.gif Creedy Guerilla Raiders
Being pwned by 10yr olds since March 2006.Big Balls of Hardcore Fury in our mouth! Thank you Team Zombie Hardcore, you are awesome.
Jose mourinho2.jpg Jose
Football manager or living god?
BAWWWWW!.jpg Oh yes!
ObiFireFighter makes them bloated. In your face Secruss!
Tenanciousdinthepickofdestinypic.jpg Fuckin' rockin' all the time
If you think it's time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control,

well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock,

if you think it's time to fucking rock.

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217 TEMPLATES and counting

Asshat Count

2008/09

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