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===Barhah?=== | ===What the Barhah?=== | ||
Listen buddy, I'm an engineer. | |||
That means I solve problems. | |||
Not problems like, "''What is Barhah?''" because that would fall into your conumdrums of philosophy. | |||
No, I solve practical problems. Problems like, "What to do if some bug mean mother-eatin' zombie wants to tear me a structurally superflous new stomach cavity?" | |||
The answer? ''A gun''. And is that don't work? then I use a <NUMBEROFWORDSHERE> word discourse on the history of their metatheological belief system. | |||
Essentially, I answer, "''What is Barhah?''" So what if I lied earlier; I've got a gun. | |||
To be continued | |||
Revision as of 20:53, 16 July 2010
What the Barhah?
Listen buddy, I'm an engineer.
That means I solve problems.
Not problems like, "What is Barhah?" because that would fall into your conumdrums of philosophy.
No, I solve practical problems. Problems like, "What to do if some bug mean mother-eatin' zombie wants to tear me a structurally superflous new stomach cavity?"
The answer? A gun. And is that don't work? then I use a <NUMBEROFWORDSHERE> word discourse on the history of their metatheological belief system.
Essentially, I answer, "What is Barhah?" So what if I lied earlier; I've got a gun.
To be continued
