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| Edit: please place all new editing under unique headers. Click <span class="stealthexternallink">[[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Special:Userlogout&returnto=User_talk:Karloth_vois <font color=CadetBlue>+</font>]]</span> for ease.
| | '''Revenant''' used to do things around here.{{citation needed}}{{disputed-inline}} This is no longer the case.{{citation needed}} |
| {{ud|• [[User:Revenant/Archive|Revenant]] has [[Special:Userlogout|left the building]]. <small>(<!--{{REVISIONYEAR}}-->2011-<!--{{REVISIONMONTH}}-->3-<!--{{REVISIONDAY}}-->21)</small><br />
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| • [[User:Revenant/Archive|Revenant]] has [[Special:Userlogin|reentered the building]]. <small>(<!--{{REVISIONYEAR}}-->2011-<!--{{REVISIONMONTH}}-->3-<!--{{REVISIONDAY}}-->21)</small><br />
| | {{cquote|center|Do not live in hope. He lives to disappoint us with his inactivity.|[[User:DT|DT]]}} |
| • [[User:Revenant/Archive|Revenant]] has [[Special:Userlogout|left again]]. <small>(<!--{{REVISIONYEAR}}-->2011-<!--{{REVISIONMONTH}}-->3-<!--{{REVISIONDAY}}-->21)</small> }}
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| <span class="plainlinks">Hello. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Inigo]— er. Let me start again.</span>
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| '''Revenant''' is my preferred handle, but, out of necessity, I frequently mutate into a variant of the name. Thankfully, I was able to grab the name on this wiki. | |
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| I enjoy an eclectic mixture of complexity and simplicity in many things. {{User:Revenant/Sig}}
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| At some point I threw my use page open for community editing. Of course, the template I made to advertise this, [[{{NAMESPACE}}:{{BASEPAGENAME}}/EditMe]], has so far been much more popular for editing. Go figure. <s>Nonetheless, feel free to ''<strike>vandalise</strike>'' improve this page (or that one!) to your heart's content.</s>
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| ==Handle==
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| What exactly is a '''revenant''', you may ask?
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| [[wikipedia:French language|French]], from the present participle ''revenir'' 'to return', from Old French, see [[wiktionary:revenue|revenue]].<br><br>
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| '''[[wiktionary:revenant|revenant]]''' (''plural'' revenants)
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| #someone who [[wiktionary:returns|returns]] from a long [[wiktionary:absence|absence]].
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| #a supernatural being that returns from the dead; a [[wiktionary:zombie|zombie]] or [[wiktionary:ghost|ghost]].
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| <div>—<cite><small>[[wiktionary:Wiktionary|Wiktionary]]</small></cite></div>
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| </blockquote>
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| In a zombie game, being a revenant is extraordinarily appropriate. <tt>:)</tt>
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| ==Characters==
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| :''See [[{{NAMESPACE}}:{{BASEPAGENAME}}/Characters|characters]] for more details. In various states of donation, idleness and play''
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| ===Malton===
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| ;Alan Corvus: buccaneering volunteer firefighter and amateur actor ([[SOC]])
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| ;Victor Kapteyn: needle-happy know-nothing ''pr1ck'' ([[KN]])
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| ;The Pirate LeChuck: gone though fire and rot and back ([[The Saints|TS]])
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| ;[[{{NAMESPACE}}:{{BASEPAGENAME}}/Duke D'oeuvre|Duke D'oeuvre]]: debonair discursive dacnomaniac ([[LCGHC]])
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| ;Al Gore Mortis: Malton's foremost anti-breather environmentalist ([[SAN]])
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| ;Gaius Furius Pacilus: <span style="background:black">everyone's favourite censor –</span> [[GMTBC|good morning tasty]]!
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| ;Rite Rev'd Revenant: carryover corsair cap'n and "priest" ([[MOB]])
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| *A here-unnamed troublemaker
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| ===Other===
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| *Two here-unnamed Monroevillains, one still living, one not ''(both idled)''
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| ;Mr Cool No Pants: letting it all hang out ([[BPC]])
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| ==Wiki==
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| Originally learned wiki at [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:WikiGnome|WikiGnome]].
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| ;Projects
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| *[[Construction Percentages]] – founder and primary contributor
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| *[[Clothes/Suggestions]] – contributor, commenter, critic, primary maintainer last few years
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| *[[Clothes Codes]] – contributor and field researcher
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| *[[Bug Reports]] – contributor and maintainer
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| *[[Suggestions]] and [[Developing Suggestions]] – commenter, critic
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| *[[UDWiki:Image Categorisation|Image Categorisation]] – contributor
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| ==Testimonials & TRUFAX==
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| {{rquote|left|Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.|[[User:Gus Thomas|Gus Thomas]]}}
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| {{rquote|left|Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.|[[User:AnimeSucks|AnimeSucks]]}} | |
| {{rquote|left| The Blob hereby grants his holy assent to Revenant to govern Malton in his holy name, to use any likeness and image of the gelatinous master in efforts to enslave help the citizens of Malton. The Blob hereby commissions the Malton Mint to put the image of the Blob and his Mayor, the honorable Revenant on all currency. The Blob decrees all traces of Undead puppetry be stricken from the voting record so that only Misanthropy and Revenants honest and true campaign may be seen. While the sinister Kyle Style and Evil Jorm waged a campaign of mistrust, mud slinging and other sick games only filthy and unclean zeds could enjoy, Misanthropy and Revenant were kissing babies and making promises of tax cuts which we can all believe in. Revenant is uncorruptable and the Blob is pleased to see such a noble and upstanding citizen take office.
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| |3=[http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/single/?p=267465&t=3501363 Dr Summeroff] }}
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| {{rquote|left|Damn you! Damn you to my basement!|[[User:Grim s|Grim s]]}} | |
| {{rquote|left|Rev's the worst. If he's here, he's drunk. If he's not drunk, he's asleep. If he's not asleep, then maybe he'll be here, although late.|[irc://irc.nexuswar.com/Banana,isnick Banana]}}
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| {{rquote|left|I am a voting for Mis cuz he's a cool guy and for Rev for being the ONLY candidate to try to be an actual politician. You know, actually campaigning, contacting voters, employing dirty tactics. During the 2012 election, when Obama knocks on your door, will you take him to court for spamming? Blasphemy!|[[User:MisterGame|Thadeous Oakley]]}} | |
| {{rquote|left|Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.|[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]]}}
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| {{rquote|left|revenant cues up on a durability of 675 days|[irc://irc.synirc.net/Dr_Horse_PhD,isnick Dr Horse PhD]}}
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| {{rquote|left|Rev's arguing strength is derived from his skill in delivering non sequiturs that don't appear to be non sequiturs at first blush. It's hard to argue with someone who is constantly shifting the topic to something he can better defend without it always being obvious that he has done so. It doesn't help that he'll sometimes argue self-contradictory statements simultaneously if they can be used to counter you, all on the assumption that you won't catch the contradiction (I love doing this to friends in real life, honestly).|—[[User:Aichon|Aichon]]}}
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| ==<span title="The section formally known as Misc">[[Image:FFHoE.png|25px]]</span><span style="display:none">The section formally known as Misc</span>==
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| {{GrimmieWin|Revenant|The Best Puppet Award|Black}}
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| ===Zombie-Cat===
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| [[Image:Zombie-cat.jpg|Here kitty kitty kitty...]]
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| {{ud|Upperbox= You are lying outside [[the Usher Building]], a large magenta-stone building with a perfectly functional roof. You recognise it as not being owned by NecroTech. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded with a piece of paper.
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| Somebody has spraypainted ''Cataracts'' onto a wall.|Lowerbox=Since your last turn:
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| *Zombie-Cat claws you in the face for 75 damage. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 35 minutes ago)''</font> ...and again. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 35 minutes ago)''</font> ...and again. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 35 minutes ago)''</font> ...and again. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 35 minutes ago)''</font>
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| *'''You were killed by Zombie-Cat''' <font size=2>''(12 hours and 34 minutes ago)''</font>
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| *'''[[user:SilverMemory|<span style="color:#f99">SilverMemory</span>]]''' pets Zombie-Cat. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 32 seconds ago)''</font>
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| *'''[[user:Aphelion|<span style="color:#f99">Prima Giedi</span>]]''' said "D'awwwww, can we keep it? Might need to clip its claws, though." <font size=2>''(6 hours and 52 minutes ago)''</font>
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| ===This space for rent===
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| Enquiries welcome.
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| ===Two Gentlemen of Lebowski===
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| <pre>
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| The moft excellent comedie and tragical romance of
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| TWO GENTLEMEN OF LEBOWSKI.
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| As writ by MR. ADAM BERTOCCI,
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| Taking infpiration from MR. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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| and the BROTHERS COEN.
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| Prefented in FIVE ACTS.
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| N E W Y O R K, 2 0 1 0.
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| :''Full play available at [[/Two Gentlemen of Lebowski]].''
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| ===Recipes===
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| Kindly contributed by editors and available at [[/Recipes]].
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| ===urban dead friends===
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| revenant says that everyone should join urban dead friends group on facebook. Do it and come and ruin places with us! {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 03:14, 29 September 2012 (BST)
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| ===The History of The Revenant===
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| In early 2007, while the wind howled sweet nothings in my ear and the caltrops prickled easily underfoot, I had my first meeting with the Revenant. He was leaning against a wall in a side alley just off Larger Josset Street in East London, his trousers open and a half-penny trollop half-heartedly licking what she found there.<br>
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| After chasing the bedeviled she-creature off with a stick, I invited the Revenant to have a drink with me at a pub down the street, the Hob and Oxen. He took me up on the offer, and we spent the rest of the night uproariously drunk.<br>
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| We exchanged letters for a while afterwards, but I did not encounter the Revenant in person until late in 2009, when, during a shopping trip to Fendleham, I tripped over his inert form on my way out of a brothel. I picked him up, and being unable to rouse him in any way, I dragged him to my hotel room. We spent many a pleasant evening in each others company in that shabby place, and I still rock back on my heels to remember it.<br>
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| It has been three years since that fateful meeting in Fendleham and we are now happily married with three children and a small white dog.<br>
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