User:Skritz

Québécois Cet utilisateur ou groupe est québécois et supporte sa souveraineté politique. Mall Tour 2009 This User or Group was a member of the Mall Tour 2009, and came to your local mall! Thanks for having lots of fresh brains ready when they arrived with all their friends. History in The Fortress May 22: Joined June 20: Promoted to General Enforcement in Team Anaconda, participated in Operation: Heritage June 22: Became a Fortress Ambassador for THEM June 28: Became a Fortress Ambassador for S.T.A.R.S June 30: Promoted to Freedom Fighter July 6: Participated in Operation: Picnic Basket July 9: Promoted to Engagement Squaddie July 16: Participated in Operation: Starvin' Marven July 26: Participated in Operation: Payback! July 30: Promoted to Deployment Soldier August 4: First death since May 22 August 10: Participated in Operation: Wedding Bells August 17: Participated in Operation: 4Tress Reunited August 21: Promoted to Conflict Trooper August 25: Participated in Operation: Olympiad August 27: Transferred to Fortress Four September 4: Transferred to Team Anaconda, participated in Operation: Save the Cheese! September 14: Applied for Fortress Council September 21: Participated in Operation: Passport October 6: Promoted to Battalion Ranger October 13: Participated in Operation: Redemption II October 21: Participated in Operation: Jack-O-Lantern November 3: Participated in Operation: Final Destination November 6: Completed the "Assasin" ABA November 9: Promoted to Assault Officer November 10: Participated in Operation: Extreme Makeover November 15: Participated in Operation: Give Em Hell December 5: Participated in Operation: Vigilant Fortress December 18: Completed the "Horde Slaughter" ABA January First: Participated in Operation: Red Mist January 8: Became part of the new Fortress Writers Guild January 18: Promoted to Chief Assault Officer January 30: Participated in Operation: Leisure Rules February 17: Transferred to Team Battlehawk February 22: Participated in Stampede of the Battle Ponies March 21: Transferred to Fortress Three April 27: Transferred to Team Anaconda, participated in Operation: Chasing Zeds April 29: Became Chief Editor for The Fortress News. May 13: Participated in Operation: Apocalypse Now June 16: Participated in Operation: TRANSFORMERS! July 12: Participated in Operation: Snake Eyes July 29: Participated in Operation: Counter Strike August 6: Promoted to Campaign Warrior August 12: Participated in Operation: The 56th Suburb August 26: Launched Operation: Snake Eater September 15: Transferred to Team Cold Cell, participated in Operation: Back to 100 Active Caracters Nazdreg Avatar of Barhah Retired & Inactive Caracters Jack Hour April Ivy Shas'O Vai'kan Brother Malachius Template and shit... McZeds™ This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food. For the Emperor! This user or group is a servant of the Imperium of Man Adeptus Astartes This user is a Space Marine in service of the Imperium of Man Thorian One Vision, One Purpose! Battle of Giddings This user or group was among the living that fought honorably against the Big Bash 2 in the one month long Battle of Giddings. No More Sacrifices Skritz once sacrificed a loyal companion, in an act that haunts him to this day, but rather then wallow in self-pity he has chosen to make a promise: no more sacrifices. Skritz will never abandon another person, place, or ideal, preferring instead to fight to the bitter end for them. Fight Fire with Fire! This user supports the griefing of griefers. Du Nu Nu Nu... Skritz can touch this. Optimus Prime The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is totally badass and can kick everyone's ass. Urban Dead This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? No Life This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and hate Sonny. Anime Lover This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku. Too Many Templates This user puts way too many templates on their page. Scientology Unfriendly This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous. Fire is Pretty This user thinks that fire is pretty. Harper If you live in the 21st century, then you aren't prime minister Stephen Harper. Liberal Party of Canada If you never, EVER, stole anything, then you can be sure you aren't eligible to be in the Liberal Party of Canada. Wii Owner This user owns a Wii, and recognizes the significance of Nintendo! Why are you still reading these? This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already! This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies. Collector This user has so many katana that they have to categorize them into groups. DUDE! It's a Template! This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time. Mrh? This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time. "Free" Running? This user believes that Free Running works by his awesomeness. Curse You Encumbrance!!! This user carries around a lot of crap. USE THE FORCE! This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies. *No small babies were harmed in the making of this template* Template Whore This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!? Bandwagon This user has jumped on the template bandwagon. Cats This user loves cats. End It All This user wants to quit UD and leave the stupidity, but is very, heavily addicted. ... Wha? This user just doesn't care. Male This user is male. Atheist This user is an atheist.