User:Spork Messiah

The immortal enemy of spoons city-wide, Captain Spork Messiah seems an odd hero in the City of Malton. His original name forgotten, most people just call him 'Spork Messiah' to give credit to the man singlehandedly making Malton safe for sporks everywhere. The nickname was catchy, damn ye!

Regardless, he is a dedicated and proud member of the MFD and the DEM proper. Somehow, he was promoted despite his natural aversion to responsibility. Give the poor guy a beer if you see him, will you?

	Malton Fire Department
	Spork Messiah is a member of the MFD.