User:Teksura/Teia

Kill list

I started a list to keep track of who Teia kills. Why? Becasue I said so.

People Teia killed becasue I saw them in the Wiki

Ain't I a stinker? Teia kills people becasue everyone must die. She normally kills random people but if a name stands out becasue I have seen it before I like to kill them first.

1. Jon Pyre Profile
2. Ron Burgundy Profile

People Teia killed becasue she killed them before

Well, think about it. Teia is trying to make everyone dead because she honestly beleives that god wants them all dead. It frustrates her to see that someone un-did her work. For those reasons, Teia will often kill someone she sees as someone she killed already.

1. DenisL - 4 times. Started when he re-baracaded mid attack and ran. He was flackless the first 3.

People Teia killed because they were alone

With nobody to see the crime PKing people who are alone poses little danger, however it also fails to spread the word of the Dark Pope. Normally Teia will kill a lone person when she is freshly revived. That way she can seek shelter elsewhere and get healed without someone pointing her out.

1. Santigo

old main page stuff

Teia is curently undergoing a change. This doesn't really apply at the moment, but its archived here.

Teia was at one point just another woman who was simply trying not to be killed. She was in a Hildebrand Mall bookstore when she found a copy of the Necronomicon. That changed for forever and she joined The Dark Order of Armageddon.

Death Cultists have all the fun

For a death cult the DOA is really a fun group of people. There are several priceless moments. The ones I post here are all old ones and the horde is no longer in the area.

Poor DenisL

This is without a doubt my favorite momment in the DOA, and it just keeps getting worse as time goes on. The best thing about him is.... I've never seen him with any Flack Jacket, and thats the way I like my Harmans.

• May 02, 2006

The DOA attacked Curle Street Police Dept in West Becktown. It was an average attack untill some random harman went active. DenisL started to raise the baracades and it didn't take long for us all to target him. There was 2 revived members and 2 zombified members already inside, and trust me, when 4 people start attacking you... you'd better run.

After DenisL escaped I noticed I was down to my last 20 AP, I figured I'd head back to Caiger and restock. Along the way I pass through the Oxley Building, an NT just next to the PD. Who should I spot but DenisL? I knew what had to be done and I started shooting him, just before the kill shot I said some haunting words.

• You say "Foolish harman, you can not run from The Dark Order of Armageddon"
• You fire at DenisL for 5 damage. They die.

• May 03, 2006

The very next day we returned to Curle Street Police Dept in West Becktown. What a sight for sore eyes, DenisL was right there waiting for us.

• You say "DenisL Have you learned nothing from your encounter with the Dark Order of Armageddon? You can never escape."
• You fire at DenisL for 10 damage. They die.

• Late May, 2006 (Exact date and details are missing on this one)

a few weeks passed, and I found myself revived at Ackland Mall. I was trying to find a good place to stay for the night and who should I see but my favorite harman to kill in the whole game.

• Note:I'm not 100% sure what I said, but you get the general idea.
• "DenisL, I see you were unlucky enough to be revived to the sinfull state of life once again."
• "And you have even gone so far as to flee from Caiger in hopes of escapeing us."
• "You clearly have learned nothing from our last 2 encounters."
• "There is no place you can run to, no place you can hide. the Dark Order of Armageddon will always find you."
• You fire at DenisL for 5 damage. They die.

What are the odds that he runs to the exact same mall that our horde moved to just to get away from us? Out of the game I feel sorry for him, and I shouldn't of targeted him that much... But it was just too damn funny.

• June 19, 2006

Teia was PKing in Ackland again and the funny thing is, I wouldn't of noticed him if he had shut his mouth

• DenisL said "Can someone broadcast on 27.50 to the rest of the mall that that's the official freqency,im 25 off from using radio operation myself to do it. How do people expect to start coordinated with everyone using different stations?" (21 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• Innocent One broadcast "Teia is a PKer and member of DoA. Currently in SW Ackland." from here, on 27.50 MHz. (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Innocent One broadcast "eia: http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=425476" from here, on 27.50 MHz. (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)

• I came online: Some non-relavent events have been removed

• You say "DenisL... once again I must kill you in the name of The Dark Order of Armageddon" to the fifty people nearest to you.
• You fire at DenisL for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.
• You say "By my count. thats 4 times... I'" to the fifty people nearest to you.
• Dr Optic attacked you for 3 damage.
• You say "I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor guy. But its gotten funny by now" to the fifty people nearest to you.
• Dr Optic said "Teia is a PKer, attack NOW"
• You say "Thats what happens when you baracade durring an attack" to the fifty people nearest to you.
• You say "Oh get over yourself" to the fifty people nearest to you.
• You say "How would you PKing me make you any better? The Armageddon is upon us all. why fight it?" to the fifty people nearest to you.
• You say "Embrace the cold, cold comfort that is death. There is no nead to fear it for death is pure" to the fifty people nearest to you.
• You say "Now... if you'll excuse me. I must use the bathroom..... one of the curses of bearing the burden of life" to the fifty people nearest to you.
• Left the Mall

Yea, I kinda broke character that time. So sue me. Also, its about time he got A flack Jacket.

Teia the Caiger Mall Survivor?

Teia often masquerades as a member of the Caiger Mall Survivors when she is revived. Not all members of the DOA will change the profiles too much when they want to stay alive for a while. As a matter of fact, many of them don't change it at all because members of the DOA don't normally care if they are Dead Or Alive. However, I enjoy the thrill of hideing amoung the very people I am trying to kill. I lay in wait, bideing my time, stocking my ammo, and then I fix my profile back to what I like it to be most of the time PK as many as I can in the name of The Dark Order of Armageddon. Sometimes if I am low on AP I'll just preach untill I run out and wait untill they kill me. Then I am free to return to the joys of the pure state of death.

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