User:William Told

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The Man

My Suggestions

First peer reviewed crucifix suggestion evar!

Percentage of Suggestions to be Peer Reviewed: 100%

I Has a Sandbox

It's true, I do.

The Characters

William Told

The past tense makes comeback: Fire Marshall William Told is a dedicated firefighter, drunkard, and undefeated mudwrestler, in addition to being the editor of the Malton Observer.

FireFighterBadge.gif Malton Fire Department
William Told is a member of the MFD.

DEM Merits and Ribbons:

Hand to Hand Specialist Ribbon.jpg The Weaponmaster Ribbon.jpg Sniper's Ribbon.jpg

Engineer's Ribbon.jpg Radio Operator Ribbon 3D.jpg Reconnissance Specialist Merit.jpg

Field Medicine Merit.jpg Resident Surgeon Ribbon.jpg Scientific Achievement Ribbon.jpg

Community Support Ribbon.jpg Acquisition Ribbon.jpg Fitness Ribbon.jpg

Helgi Hundingsbane

Helgi Hundingsbane was orphaned as child, but he made up for it by killing his father's killer at the age of 12, without any psychological damage manifesting. He went on to kill many more things, including three clowns, a goat, and most of his wife's immediate family. She was cool with it. Currently, Helgi is in Malton, where he can frequently be seen killing things, drinking mead, and singing songs about killing things and drinking mead.

Helgi has recently succumbed to Brainrot, as he is not a pussy. Feel free to revive him if he breaks into your NT, as he will gladly fight for the survivor cause. And by "fight for the survivor cause," I mean he'll shack up in the closest pub and smash bottles on strangers' heads. It's how vikings say hello.

Ian McCootchy

Ian McCootchy enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and plunging an axe into the skulls of his enemies.

He has recently joined the St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society, and never intends to move from that block again.


St. Ferreol's Hospital
Mafiamanz (talk) 07:41, 28 April 2020 (UTC)


TheUnremarkableHulk has suffered from emotional problems related to his low self-esteem for years. He was making headway with his therapist, but then his therapist tried to eat him.


James-Dean.jpg The Skorpions
Hey, Daddy-o! Hulk is one hip cat, and he ain't puttin' up with no jive, you dig?
431px-Pond gang.jpg The Skorpions
A Skorpion is a Skorp all the way; from your first cigarette, to your last dying day.
Pluto.jpg 8/24 - NEVAR FORGET!
This user or group remembers Pluto.
Evil pumpkin.jpg Trick or Trick!
This user or group wore a costume and trick-or-treated at Blesley Mall, Oct 2008.

Doctor Rockzo

His name was Doctor Rockzo. He was the rock'n roll clown. He did cocaine. He died in Monroeville after helping to organize the retreat of local survivors as a zombie horde bore down on them. He died in that hell at 9:03 July 16, 2008, sacrificing himself to save people he'd only just met, in a very Jesus-like fashion. His name is still Doctor Rockzo, and he is still the rock'n roll clown, but now he wants to eat your brains. Remember his sacrifice, and remember that he really, really liked to do cocaine. Seriously, man, he did a lot of cocaine.

Dr Rokso

Dr Rokso is remarkably similar to Doctor Rockzo, but lives in Malton.

Policies and Such

Fire is Pretty
This user thinks that fire is pretty.
Dual nature.JPG Dual Nature
This user supports the
Dual Nature Policy.
NoLOL.png Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Lame.jpg Terrible Role Playing
Life Cultists are terrible RPers. Zombies are never, ever helpful to the living.
Gone with the wind.jpg Well, I declare!
Blanemcc declared war on you.
What've you got.jpg What are you rebelling against?
This user is a rebel who may or may not have a cause.

Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
Handinhanddp1.png Pay It Forward Supporter
This User or Group Pays It Forward.
Get a revive, give a revive.
Dontpanic.gif DON'T PANIC!
Hey, you sass that hoopy William Told? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Trident.jpg Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
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