User talk:Leroy Jankens

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Classy as fuck gentlemen. BALLS TO THE WHALS> And you're right DT, that was pretty softcore. Remember suckwad, that we think bounty hunters are just PKers who don't have the fucking stones to admit it , and love to hide behind a hypocritical self righteous ideology so full of holes that it couldn't hold corn syrup. SUCK IT! ANd in reply to Linkthewindow, I like you kid. You got style. And I think your contributions to the wiki have been top notch, if not hardcore as fuck. But your problem is assuming that I ever implied that anyone was wrong because of the bone they smoke, or the shit they eat. Get a clue you philosophy 101 prick, these people are all idiots, AND they are wrong. Two totally separate issues. Ad Hominem my nutsack while you're down there praying to The Awesome that Whalberg will forgive your sins against all that is Hardcore. Say three BALLS TO THE WHALLS and all is forgiven junior. I won't even make you eat my fumunda. Besides, Pestolence might get jealous if I gave you his spot. BANG! -Dhavid Grohl

The only people that benefit from this kind of shit are PKer douches like the Philosuck Knuggets. Take anything Begonads here has to say with a large helping of salt. Otherwise you might taste the shit as you're swallowing it.-Dhavid Grohl

Oh, and just in case you had forgotten: BALLS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALLS!! -Who else?

Hey thanks for the laughs people. Thats kind of what I as going for here. I thought it was pretty funny. I was cracking myself up as I write this. You know, its not exactly easy to keep going at this pace with all these crazy insults without actually repeating myself more than a few times. One would think that coming up with thousands of different ways to call a douche bag a douche bag... but people like DT... they are an inspiration to new heights in trash talk. --Dhavid We knew he was beginning to fold because he didn't say balls to the walls.

But I bet you are paying attention now. I bet you are scouring our wiki, for any material you can latch on to. And you'll find plenty I am sure.-Dhavid O_O stalker. Stop going on our forums too, Dhavid.

No.Whatever... UD is full of crap... Balls! -Ohbi. Lol.

Standard TZH behavior in regards to the Philosophe Knincompoopstains would be that they can do whatever the hell they want without retalliation from us unless they killed us or killed in our HQ... which yeah... we are rarely in. Shut up. Quit tellin' us how to play. We do what we want. Hahaha! Butthurt! Oh that Obi-Dhuke Chage

Hahaha! Butthurt-Dhuke Chage

I couldnt quit the game because DORIS and the others pker groups failed miserably at killing me, not even once when the Anti-TZH bandwagon was at it's peak... Now I say YOU FAILL!!LOLOL!!!EPIC WIN!!!DIE PERSIAN SLAVE!!!! Did I look like Leroy Stupids? I hope cause I will now say fail a lot because its makes me look smartzz11!- Ohbi

shitbag-Dhuke Chage

HEYCHOOLOOKATMETRENCHFC-Obhi

Half of Malton? Wow toothdecay, you give us more credit than even we do. If half of Malton hated us that would be amazing. We would be the most popular group EVARRR!!! Our power level would be 90000thousand000! No, no, the only people that hate us are the diarrhea drinkers at Brainstank and the MCM. And the only reason they hate us is because they can't control us, as they have so clearly controlled you. You see, your tiny little mind (notice I'm talking about your mind here, not your penis, try and follow this...) doesn't realize that you have been tricked. Your entire group, who had never even talked to a member of TZH goes gung-ho for a cause it has no stake in. -Dhavid Grohl

Trolling? I rarely ever post on the wiki.-Dhavid Grohl

OH BURN!-Dhavid Grohl

Fuckwit-Dhavid Grohl

Because me and all of my friends will read this later today and laugh our asses off. We will point at you, you very specifically Desmond (wow, how soap opera can you get?) and we will laugh. Laugh at how out of your depth you are. Laugh at the SPARRTTANNSZZ! Laugh at how first I pwnt the shit out of Methteeth, then DT, then Lerot, and now you. Maybe not in that order. Its fucking hilarious. But go ahead, think you're making a difference. Its cute-Dhavid Grohl

Penis fucking cum guzzler- Dhavid Grohl

Narf Narf Narf! -Dhavid Grohl

Douche nibbling chicken fucker -Dhavid Grohl

on dealing with TZH

Leroy, I appreciate your attempt to decrease the griefing of MCM by TZH, but you really can't talk rationally to them. The best solution I've found in dealing with them on the wiki is the delete button. I don't respond to them anywhere, metagame or in-game. I just delete anything they say to me on the wiki - it's all nonsense anyway, and usually obscene nonsense to boot - and they go away faster than if you talk to them. In-game, use the ignore feature. They really aren't worth the time or effort to respond to them.

In-game, TZH is considered to be DNR for obscene griefing, and is not under the protection of the neutral zone, so of course they get killed a lot on campus by the PKers who visit us.

If you'd like to talk, in-game I'm currently off in another suburb visiting friends, but I'll be home in a few days, or you can contact me via mutual friends or via my talk page here.--Violet Begonia _{Dean MCM MOB} 02:15, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Remember Leroy, this is coming from someone who we have screenshots of shooting people in her very own "Neutral Zone". Also consider that the MCM is a haven for PKer groups galore. You should know. Oh, and Violent Begonia doesn't know shit from shinola when it comes to medicine, let alone a medical school. I should know. You know, I think "Neutral Zones" are bullshit, made up by people who want to harbor PKers. After all, if you're not a PKer and don't have a bullshit bounty on Brainsuck, every building in Malton is a neutral zone. The only people that benefit from this kind of shit are PKer douches like the Philosuck Knuggets. Take anything Begonads here has to say with a large helping of salt. Otherwise you might taste the shit as you're swallowing it. --Dhavid Grohl 23:08, 5 January 2009 (UTC) P.S. Violet, obscene that you whore.

Philosuck Knuggets. Hmm...I liked the Bandit Queens' insult better, because 'Nuggets' just doesn't have the implication that 'Niggets' does. Philosuck Kniggits - yeah, that's got a ring to it. Sure, it's leaning towards a racist implication, but that's always suited Team Zombie Hardcore just fine.

And while I'm here, and though I do realize that logic and reasoning are not endorsed by The Awesome, might I point out that bounty hunters (yes, the same ones you and I both dislike, Grohl) are also found lounging about in MCM, safe from the PKers who usually shoot them dead for the crime of existance? Yeah, I'm guessing that's a pretty softcore observation, am I right? And, well, there's nothing Neutral about most buildings occupied by non-bountied survivors when it comes to PKers. We love to shoot people without bounties; there's a policy PKers came up with just that in mind. But not in the MCM (unless it's one of the PKers who seem to be suffering from shaken baby syndrome). I mean, look for yourself: One of your ex-members has been chilling with PKers, bounty hunters, and some combat revived zombies with no human skills in the MCM lately. He's really quite a hoopy frood; it's no wonder he left your little team when the leadership went downhill.

Sorry, Leroy, for cluttering up your talkpage with stuff, stuff, and more stuff. I'll be on my way, and remember - just as I do every afternoon with a box of dark chocolate and a bottle of Irish Cream - Praise Knowledge! --DT^PK 00:21, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Firstly, there are groups that are not protected by the neutural policy. We won't kill them, but we will tolerate them being killed. For the record, you really have to work to get yourself on that list, and even then, you still won't be KOS (by MCM staff and students.) However, there are exceptions to that-people on the ignore list will be removed immediately. Secondly, we offer protection to anyone-even zombies, if they agree not to eat our brains, so claiming that we are a haven to Pkers is just wrong. Our neutrality applies equally to everybody, being zombies, Pkers, BHers or just random survivors. Finally, Dhavid, resorting to insults does nothing to help your case, and quite frankly, makes you look like an idiot. Finally, sorry for spamming up your page, Leroy Jankens, but I've got too much time on my hands feels this needs yet another responce. With TZH, the best offense is to simply ignore them. _{Damn, I'm really going to regret getting involved in this...} Linkthewindow  Talk  00:35, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow, you're quite the classy one, aren't you, Mr. Grohl? I mean, "Begonads"? Come on, seriously? --Pestolence^(talk) 00:32, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Classy as fuck gentlemen. BALLS TO THE WHALS> And you're right DT, that was pretty softcore. Remember suckwad, that we think bounty hunters are just PKers who don't have the fucking stones to admit it

, and love to hide behind a hypocritical self righteous ideology so full of holes that it couldn't hold corn syrup. SUCK IT! ANd in reply to Linkthewindow, I like you kid. You got style. And I think your contributions to the wiki have been top notch, if not hardcore as fuck. But your problem is assuming that I ever implied that anyone was wrong because of the bone they smoke, or the shit they eat. Get a clue you philosophy 101 prick, these people are all idiots, AND they are wrong. Two totally separate issues. Ad Hominem my nutsack while you're down there praying to The Awesome that Whalberg will forgive your sins against all that is Hardcore. Say three BALLS TO THE WHALLS and all is forgiven junior. I won't even make you eat my fumunda. Besides, Pestolence might get jealous if I gave you his spot. BANG! --Dhavid Grohl 03:11, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

lol. ¡Anon! 03:35, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Ah yes, the charming literary wit which rolls off the silver tongue of Dhavid Grohl, displayed for all to admire. Fumunda indeed, Mr. Grohl. Not that you actually addressed my post, save for neatly dodging the issue of the Bounty Hunters being safe from the PKers in the MCM. The only reason you have any reason to fear the MCM is because you have made your entire group its enemy, and you purposely offend almost everyone who might happen to sleep there. You're really the worst thing that could have happened to Team Zombie Hardcore, Grohl.

"PKers who don't have the stones to admit it"? Are you still operating under the belief that you're not a PKer, Grohl? Team Zombie Hardcore has become a watered down version of the Columbine Kids (no offense to any CK who may read this). Your headquarters are occupied by any group except your own, you spend all your time in darkened buildings around Marven Mall, and you attack groups of people who have to break their own rules to defend themselves. Since you've taken control of the group, TZH has lost more than half its members, it's lost all of the respect it once commanded, and many of your remaining members don't dare to wear your group name in their profiles, even when the PK groups have left town.

You don't 'rock PKer shit' in-game, your wiki-trolling doesn't match up to what Sonny or Cyberbob tend to come up with on bad days, and the best you can do is harass people on their wiki pages. You're an awful leader, a mediocre PKer, and a sub-par griefer.

You're not a Pro-Survivor, Grohl. I've seen Red Rum protect suburbs with more enthusiasm than you. You're not even a fighter anymore. On a good day you can manage to kill one of the Manei Domini, maybe. And even then, it's a noteworthy event. You've gone soft, Grohl.

I'm sorry Dhave. I usually don't take off at other people like that, especially not in public. The thing is, you frustrate me because I used to like TZH. I wouldn't have been one to sign up (the Mad Craskers were more my kind of people) but I saw the laid back humor in the group, and I liked it. I can't find that anymore, and that's a damn shame. Your wiki page isn't even funny anymore, because you thought it would be a good idea to throw all the over-blown drama onto it, and you couldn't even try to make it funny. It's all serious crap badly disguised as humor, instead of humorous stuff disguised as Serious Business, like it used to be. Fucking disappointing. --DT^PK 04:24, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

....epic win by dt.

i forgot about this days ago. its still going on? so be it. no worries link, i'm just glad to be noticed :P. alright, back on topic, mr grohl, id like to see those screen shots. go ahead, show them to me. post them right here so we can all see them. also, link is right. the pkers that use the mcm neutral ground give our "services" to them as thanks. recently, i witnessed this policy at work as desmond styles wasted mr. karelin on mcm neutral ground. the mcm is a group i have much respect for, they're the reason i check grouptags before a kill. that and 4-h, oh. i've found a lesser need to check grouptags lately, though, because the 70+ thing for tzh is bullshit, you have around 10-20 to my knowledge. changing your grouptags is not enough, theres so few of you left everyone knows who you are and has you added to contacts. --Leroy jankens 04:57, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Leroy, I did shoot at duke cage in one incident. I've never denied it. If you'll check the Ignore List, you'll note that duke cage is the most recent of no less than three members of TZH to be added as text rapists. (RFKzombiekiller, Horny Horny Hippo, and duke cage.) Cage's rape was committed in MCM, and in front of RL minors who are members of my group. The next time (as in immediately after Ignore List incident) that cage showed up in MCM, I happened to log in just as he arrived, and I shot at him to prevent another text rape. Cage ran from me, but returned a few minutes later, and someone, I believe dipcup, killed him. In the meantime, Grohl used my shooting cage, the text rapist, while cage was active in MCM as an excuse to PK me. I will confess that shooting cage was rather satisfying, however, and well worth the 3 AP/5 minute inconvenience of the PKing. There's a PKing report about the incident, and a bounty for Grohl should be forthcoming.--Violet Begonia _{Dean MCM MOB} 05:45, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Thats right DT. Fumunda. As in cheese, fromundermynuts. And its all yours. That is if you can get any mouthfuls in between the brown you spew with every breath. You see DT, I know everything you said was a lie. You never liked TZH, you never paid attention to our team, you don't even know who the fuck I am. I am on of the two founding members of the TEAM you fucking douche bag. Don't you get it, Big Nixon was my character, retired when I created Grohl. Whalberg and I raised TZH out of nothing but our own Awesomness and sheer force of will. But what would you know of that? You're only pretending to be dissapointing and patronizing because you don't have a leg to stand on. I should loan you one of mine, after all I have three. All of which hang to the floor. Tell you what, when your older sister's done with the third you can use it for a while.

And speaking of things you don't know shit about, lets move along to humor. You would dare chastise me and mine, when you hail from a group that is so full of itself, that at any moment your group, and quite possibly this entire wiki could collapse into a single point of infinite suck and douche baggery, so massive that not even trash talk can escape its surface! You call us out on drama, when your groups claims the following: Emo Central as their fucking webpage? Praise Knowledge? How do you find the time between all of the dick sucking and self praising. I don't think a single one of you Philoshit Kiddigrabbers would know what to do with knowledge if it landed in your eyeball, fired from the cock of philosophy. Thats right, you wouldn't know an elightenment facial if you recieved one.

But I bet you are paying attention now. I bet you are scouring our wiki, for any material you can latch on to. And you'll find plenty I am sure. Go ahead and lay it out. Call it out. Prove to the world that you don't praise knowlege, you praise US. You praise TZH with the offering of your time and effort. If we really disgusted you, if we really bothered you that much you wouldn't write your "eloquent" messages. You would leave it be. But instead our shit gets you so hot and bothered that you can't help but mentally masturbate to it.

But enough about you, lets talk about me. Like this fear you speak of. Fear. Interesting that. You know what I think fear is. I think fear is needing to act smart and say things like "praise knowlege" online to convince people you're smart. I think fear is neutral zones. Fear is caring about what other people think. Fear is that little thing that gnaws at you before you posted all that shit DT, that little nervouseness that you had missed some crucial part of your lie. Fear that everyone would see you for what you are. Thats probably why you reread your post a dozen times, thats probably why you run everything you type through MS Word first, because you wanna double check your spelling. Fear is giving a shit about politics in Malton. Something TZH has never done. Something I have never done. Fear is ignore lists. Fear is compromising on policies just for the sake of getting rid of the one group who stands against you. Fear is the douche bags at the MCM who would silence me with a few pistol clips because what I have to say might just make them look as stupid as they are. Fear is those who sleep with them.

But go ahead and apologize DT. I understand that you want to appeal to the crowd. The fearful will do that. If you act all patronizing and condescending you might even sway some people towards you. Maybe that will ease your fear, a big crowd at your back. Go ahead, because I don't need it. TZH doesn't need it. We never have. Those who are Awesome see it within us, and those who Suck revile us, which quite frankly, is the greatest compliment we could recieve.

Oh, and just in case you had forgotten: BALLS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALLS!!! --Dhavid Grohl 05:24, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

No Mr. Grohl, you'd never let us forget that.

So...you're checking all of our wikis for something to go at, so you expect we are, too? The reason I'm keeping up with this is your reactions are so hilarious. Maybe that's why everyone's keeping up with this. @violet: i shall be the one to collect that bounty, you can count on it. this will not be tolerated, duke cage and other tzhs are on /ignore for me as of currently. Also, smart move. A single shot is enough to scare someone off, people have used that on me on several occasions :P. --Leroy jankens 06:23, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Lulz @ Grohl... not necessarily bad lulz... just lulz...--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 07:02, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

What hell dude? Two days gone and this page grows like an hydra.--Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 13:08, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey thanks for the laughs people. Thats kind of what I as going for here. I thought it was pretty funny. I was cracking myself up as I write this. You know, its not exactly easy to keep going at this pace with all these crazy insults without actually repeating myself more than a few times. One would think that coming up with thousands of different ways to call a douche bag a douche bag... but people like DT... they are an inspiration to new heights in trash talk. --Dhavid Grohl 13:58, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

No...you're just pulling out of this because you've been outsmarted. I can tell, because you didn't say balls to the whalls. --Leroy jankens 15:41, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Pulling out, PULLING OUT?! Haha, didn't your mother tell you? I NEVER pull out. You're evidence enough of that Junior. No no, jk. I would never go there without a jimmy. Both me and DT's sister prefer my third leg to be wart and ulcer free. I am glad to see you spell "BALLS TO THE WHALLS" correctly though. That is an improvement. Maybe somewhere, somehow the light from my Awesome has penetrated into the dark anal recesses of your Suck, and something is rubbing off. Pun intended. And by Awesome, I mean my boot. BALLS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 17:40, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Please, Ghrol, stay a while, don't be hesitant to Dine. ¡Anon! 18:08, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

"Team Zombie Hardcore has become a watered down version of the Columbine Kids (no offense to any CK who may read this)." Sorry, DT, I thought most of your reply was inspired, but I had to respond to this statement. I may be biased as I am a former member of the Columbine Kids, but TZH is nothing like CK at all. CK is absolutely tasteless (which can be good or bad, depending on your views), but they are witty and at least somewhat subtle while being so. TZH is unfunny garbage that relies on the same tired cliches and "your mom" jokes that most of us left behind in third grade, and Dhavid Grohl is the worst of them.

Carry on, Mr. Grohl; I'm enjoying this. Let's see how many ways you can insult me and members of my immediate family in one post, preferably mixed in with at least one "balls to the whalls." (And sorry for spamming your talk page, leroy, but I felt this needed to be said.) --Pestolence^(talk) 19:59, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Actually mom jokes can be quite funny denying that because you want to look grown up is stupid, and no I dont use them in game, but I dont care if anyone does, I dont tell anyone how they should play, that's what pisses me off, I rp how the fuck I want be it an classy guy or a fuckin wall of muscle with 300 guns and a laser katana. Did I ever go to PK page and stated they are stupid because I dont like their wiki or their rp style? No.Whatever... UD is full of crap... Balls! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 21:36, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

uh oh, i think we were too mean to him, so he quit urban dead. :[ --Leroy jankens 21:54, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

I couldnt quit the game because DORIS and the others pker groups failed miserably at killing me, not even once when the Anti-TZH bandwagon was at it's peak... Now I say YOU FAILL!!LOLOL!!!EPIC WIN!!!DIE PERSIAN SLAVE!!!! Did I look like Leroy Stupids? I hope cause I will now say fail a lot because its makes me look smartzz11! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 22:02, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

• clap clap clap* bravo obi, you made an extremely unintelligent statement, and you killed me! wow, you really got me, considering im 1 square away from a highly maintained revive point. if you can't deal with pking in this game, obi, then you're mentally incapable of playing this game. plus, you just violated even more of you so called "policies" by killing me. that would make you fall under the "poser pker" class, my friend.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm due to be revived within a few minutes. ta ta, obi. --Leroy jankens 23:24, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

That's the thing, I dont claim my rp is better anyways it was just a "300" reference... You are just butthurt. Brb. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 00:23, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

You Fail! --Leroy Stupids

Epic Win! --Leroy Stupids

You are Stoopid! Im smarter1! --Leroy Stupids

ZOMG FAIL!!! --Leroy Stupids

Haha. Butthurt! Funny! After taking the time to read this spinoff section, I gotta say DT made a couple interesting points. If the Philosophe Knights hate Bounty Hunters, and TZH hates bounty hunters, then why is all this killing going on? Sure, TZH spends an awful lot of time fucking with people, but we aren't pkers. I stand by the statement that our record is clean on that. The only people we've ever fought are those that antagonized us. We don't kill innocents or random strangers, if we killed you, then you deserved it. I'm sure our standards of 'deserving' vary, but it's rational. If Violet can't grasp the reason why we decided to fight back against those killing us then it is her who is irrational. And if we really considered ourselves PKers, we'd admit to it. I mean, I'm telling you right now I totally text raped Junkie or Fitch in the MCM. He got his. Even though it was beyond tame and merely a stunt to see if you lame RPers would really cry like puppets. In fact, the crime was quote 'Duke text rapes Fitch... and then rapes him.'

Standard TZH behavior in regards to the Philosophe Knincompoopstains would be that they can do whatever the hell they want without retalliation from us unless they killed us or killed in our HQ... which yeah... we are rarely in. Shut up. Quit tellin' us how to play. We do what we want. Hahaha! Butthurt! Oh that Obi! --Duke cage 01:53, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I came.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 05:28, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

regarding duke cage's last post....Duke Cage in real life. --Leroy jankens 05:51, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Fail! Bless internetz and I can has funny imagezz! Moar Sparta? LULZ!!!! --Leroy Stupids

I can see you go to fucking lolcats.com on a regular basis. --Leroy jankens 15:41, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Lol wut? You fail! Can I has one more quote on "Wiki War hall of shame"? Epic win! KTHXBAI! --Lheroy Stupids

LEEEERRRRROOOY JEEEENKINS!

So you say that the MCM is a neutral ground? Says who? The MCM? So who the fuck elected them god of Malton? Guess what, TZH declares that St George's hospital is a warzone, just like everywhere else. We also declare that the Spartans are scum sucking bottom feeding fuckfaces who can get bent. And if the MCM can declare one fucking hospital a neutral zone, then we can declare anything and everything we want. You think there is any law in this game? You're an idiot. Besides, Violet Begonia, fucking leader of the MCM has shot people in that very hospital, we have the screenshots to prove it. Not that we need them, because we don't give a shit what anyone thinks about us, the MCM, or themselves. Fuck Violent Begonia, that bitch doesn't know shit about squat.

And no, we're not bounty hunters. A bounty hunter is someone who hunts down someone who has never done anything to them, someone they heard on some shitty forum that might have killed someone who they do not know... for the sake of BOUNTIES. Hence the fucking term: BOUNTY HUNTER. What we do, is waste the motherfuckers who cross our teammates. If someone has never killed or attacked a TZH member, what do we give a shit what they did in the past, or to other people? We don't care about bounties. People who care about bounties are giant flapping vaginas. If someone kills us once, we aren't going to kill them once back. Thats bullshit. If someone attacks TZH, congrats, they got themselves a war, and we are going to kill that person forever, as many times as we want, or until they apologize for killing a TZH member. THATS our policy. And if you think your policy is any better than ours, you're nothing but a huge ass hypocrite who needs, and will soon recieve a boot enema.

Is our way better than anyone elses? Who fucking cares? Its our way, and thats all that matters to us. You can be dickheads if you want, but we have better things to do. TZH and our allies are the only people in this fucking game who give a shit about freedom, individuality, and standing up for against tyranny. All the rest of you DEM/Brainstock bandwaggoners can fuck off.

And we will always stand up for that. Long after you, and the rest of the shitty spartans have forgotten about this game. Long after the many groups that will come after you... who misunderstand, who bandwaggon, and who throw themselves against the wall that is the Balls to the Whalls philosophy... long after all of this TZH will stand. In short: BALLS TO THE FUCKING WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 20:32, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Not affiliated with either of you in anyway, but I have one question. You guys "give a shit about freedom, individuality, and standing up for against tyranny", yet you're infringing on the freedoms of all the people who engage in this supposed "neutral ground" policy? Doesn't quite match up mate.

But so we're clear, I don't really care. Kill, eat 'em, chat with 'em all the same to me.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:36, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

That is clearly a valid point, Mr. Stupid Name. In fact when the MCM first entered the scene, we gave out our support to them trying to create a safe zone. While we didn't consider it to actually be legit, we had no reason to mess with it. We actually made an attempt to cooperate, considering they weren't doing anything malevolent to us. Gotta kill zombies too, bitches. But of course, we were being killed by d-bags in there anyway and the MCM clearly had no muscle to do anything about it. So that was that, end of story. Don't care. Don't care. --Duke cage 02:42, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Danke Schoen, monsieur craggy cage for explaining the situation, while also being mean and making fun of my name. :'(...:). Well, whatevs. Have fun killing each other I suppose.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:51, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

lol "standing up for against tyranny"? Only thing you stand up for is to go spit out Whalberg's cum. Get back on your knees dhavid drohl, enjoy the oncoming retirement party. Feel free to bring up the fact the Whalberg killed me, that's fine. Sad that's the only competent member in the whole group. --PFC 07:23, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Lol, you suck at griefing and so does your DORIS *cough*"sig". --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 18:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Why the cough? Too much Whalberg piss? W/e. My group doesn't allow me to grief, but that didn't stop me from getting everyone else riled up to do it. Once again, enjoy your retirement party. WHALLS GOT NO BALLS LULZ!!1!!!--PFC 22:27, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Why the suck there PFC? Can't get it up without sucking a fat one on the urbandead wiki for a bit? Gotta stroke your ego here before your boyfriend can stroke your clit-penis up for a few seconds. Probably. Tell you what there douche bag next time you need some of your wierd sexual thrills leave us out of it and stick to sheep molestation. Its easier on everyone, including you. Well maybe not the sheep, but if your sister is telling the truth the sheep probably won't even know you're there. And don't bother with an indignant reply, because we all know that shit is coming. Fuck, I can already smell it spewing from that pole orifice you call your mouth. I can't call it a mouth. Mouths have teeth, not black ass little stubs left over from years of whoring your body to meth dealers with a transvestite fetish for their "product". Listen up worm, you have no fucking idea who you are dealing with. You have no idea who we are. We are not stupid, and we are not small. We will not be cowed, and most of all we are not impressed. By you, or Leroy Jankity Jank here. So get bent. And when your pair of stones eventually drop get back to us. Learn how to insult someone while you're at it you tool.--Dhavid Grohl 02:04, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Your group doesn't 'allow' you to to grief? Oh what juevos you have! Well apparently they allow you to be a shitbag. This is precisely why we find your kind to be a joke. We don't follow your rules, and we don't have any of our own. AND we don't expect you to follow our standards either... but that also includes that you shouldn't expect us to follow your craptacular procedures either [RG, Bounties, Turd Swallowing, etc]. And if you are trying to pull the ol' Whalberg sucks card out, then bravo. You don't even understand yourself. You don't spit out Whalberg juice, it decapitates you. Thank you for reminding us how much we rock and how sweet it is to know that the biggest douches on UD hate us (as they rightfully should). Balls To The Whalls! and holler to He Who Colonizes Acid Moons --Duke cage 02:39, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

...damn Dhavid Droll double fail. Nice try on both accounts, but nein, not good enuff.

As for duke cage and all of the TZH tough guys, internet shit talking is cute, not threatening. Trenchcoatting more than badass but I laffed so good one.

What the fuck is wrong with meth you garbage? I know you faggots have killed more than a few brain cells on something, how it got so bad as to be considered a fucking lobotomy is beyond me though. Juevos? too macho, mamacita, too macho.

I didn't pull out the whalberg blows card, i actually said he was the only good player in the whole fucking group. I just said you guys suck his dick, which has yet to be denied so I'll go on letting everyone know that you guys are hypocrite homophobes. That means you fail again. Man, I get the feeling this whole group is just...meh. Leroy didn't really need any help, i just felt like making you look dumb and fucking repetitive once again. Have a good day now.--PFC 07:15, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

"HEYCHOOLOOKATMETRENCHFC", you also suck at comebacks, talkin about double accounts... wait... --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 12:06, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

PFC, You also never denied that you have no testicles, that you molest animals, that we have all fucked your mom, that you have a small cock and that your sister knows about it. You never denied that you are a douche nibbling chicken fucker, that you are a whining bitch, or that you use tweezers to masturbate. You never denied that you sell your transvestite ass for meth, and that you have no teeth. Guess all those things are true then too huh? You are such a fucking idiot. Way to leave yourself open to all that. Fucktard. Epic Fail for PFC everytime. NARF NARF NARF! --Dhavid Grohl 15:50, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Character Impersonation of PFC

Hmm, them there words were too big for me understand. I will now just say that you failed, despite even trying to explain why. For you did all fail, you failed at your attempt to make me understand what a giant Turd Smoking Fat Eunuch I am. I also like to inform people that I know other languages so that they stop concentrating on my high concentrated levels of douche-bag-itis. Nein! Niet! No! Kinjiru! I will never EVER touch a WOMAN! PFC, SIGNING OUT! PFC DUKE

Holy shit Duke, do you ever read anything you write? How the hell is anyone supposed to make sense out of that steaming pile of shit you call a paragraph. I guess the rumors about you being an inbred retard are true. I mean, c'mon man! Trolling the wiki is all you have going for you right now. You suck in game, you have no group members and you get killed every day. No one respects you and half of Malton hates you. All you have left is wiki trolling and you even suck at that. Please get better at making rational points. You serve no other purpose then the village idiot of the game. --Toothdecay 00:03, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

P.S. Let me predict your response. "I fucked your mom! My penis is twice the size of yours! You eat my shit for breakfast! You're gay! The taste of semen on my tongue is almost as strong as my hatred for you! Blah Blah Bhalls to da Whalalslslslslsl!!!!12one!" --Toothdecay 00:03, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Trolling? I rarely ever post on the wiki. When it becomes necessary for TZH to ruin someone's talk page, then yes I do act. Half of Malton hates me? ALL OF MALTON HATES ME. You know nothing. Imbred retard rumor? Nice. Yes my penis is definitely twice the size of yours, which says nothing considering you obviously have a vagina due to your unoriginal reaction to being offended. Thank you for chiming in when no one fucking cared about what you think. I mean really, Toothdecay is making fun of Duke Cage! Toothdecay! Who the fuck is that? Who are you? Quit trying to think you matter. And don't even tell me that I don't considering quote 'HALF OF MALTON HATES ME' and quote, plus the fact that you just had to find all the posts I've made on the wiki. Kill yourself, and use a bathtub full of acid so we aren't required to clean up after. *KISS* *KISS* (credit to Sarah Silverman... please die as well, sweetheart) -- Duke cage 00:52, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Half of Malton? Wow toothdecay, you give us more credit than even we do. If half of Malton hated us that would be amazing. We would be the most popular group EVARRR!!! Our power level would be 90000thousand000! No, no, the only people that hate us are the diarrhea drinkers at Brainstank and the MCM. And the only reason they hate us is because they can't control us, as they have so clearly controlled you. You see, your tiny little mind (notice I'm talking about your mind here, not your penis, try and follow this...) doesn't realize that you have been tricked. Your entire group, who had never even talked to a member of TZH goes gung-ho for a cause it has no stake in. Why? Because you are followers. Blind, stupid followers. Real spartan there asshole. If you were a spartan Xerxes would have walked through Greece and given your mother the business in her ol' stink eye. No, real Spartans don't rush at the chance to swallow the fetch from the likes of Brainslop.uk. REAL Spartans are hardcore.

Instead, your poser ass group, who lacks any and all identity is lost in obscurity. Destined to forever follow in the path of others. Destined to rot in the shadow of Brainsmut until the point when your group ceases to exist and fades into obscurity, to be forgotten. Thats awesome. SPARTAAA!!! At least we have a fucking identity. Love us or hate us at least we ARE. The Spartans? Are you fucking serious? What are you a fucking high school mascott? Do you have ripped six packs from all the self fellating and the situps required therein? Do you run around in your underwear with painted trash can lids kicking people into holes? Spartans. Fucking hilarious. No wonder you sided with the MD. Next thing you'll be speaking greek at everyone and sending radio messages like "The rooster is in my butthole, the eagle has landed, we are delta 2, repeat delta two. Hostiles in quadrant fucia!". Get bent you fucking wannabe.

And I love how the best insult you have is to say that everyone hates us. Guess what son, thats the way we like it. You are all douche bags. Everyone on Brainskank loves the smell of their own farts. Why would we want people like that to do anything BUT hate us? Your hate is a fucking compliment. For Whalberg's sake you're name is TOOTH DECAY. You are the byproduct of too much dicksucking and meth use. Just ask DT, his smile tells that story. Why, in all of Malton or the real world would I want such as you to like me. Pandering to your fancy would be the ultimate in Softcore. And thats just not who we are. BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!! BALLS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALLS!!!! --Dhavid Grohl 00:55, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

You're an idiot. -- Cheese 01:26, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I second that. I hate your "style" because it is stupid. Also, notice their reaction to me before this post. Since they like our hatred and hate anything else, and we can't stand them, I propose they are solely a box of rotting popcorn on a street corner in New York, and that we ignore them. ¡Anon! 03:47, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, this is a shitstorm of idiocy if I ever saw one. It was amusing to read a couple days ago, but look at how much it has grown. Grohl, Obi, you honestly have this much time to devote to the game? Plaguing this wiki page like a disease won't make people like you more or even get your childish point across. It's just... sad.

Also, our group's theme at creation was so much more than Frank Miller's movie or graphic novel. Look beyond the picture on our wiki page and do your homework a little bit... Oh wait, I forgot I'm talking to Dhavid Grohl. Would it be easier to understand if we put the story in the form of a Foo Fighters coloring book? You don't even have to stay within the lines, Dhavid. We know what to expect from you. --Desmond Styles 04:17, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Well said, desmond. And really, I believe its atleast 95% of malton that doesn't like team zombie hardcore.the other 5% are new players who haven't heard of them.. Log on to brainstock, I've seen a few examples of today of people expressing dislike for tzh.--Leroy jankens 06:33, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for proving my point Jankoff. I JUST said: "No, no, the only people that hate us are the diarrhea drinkers at Brainstank and the MCM." And now you run around spouting your very own brand of vomit proving my fucking point. With help like you, why do I even continue. I can sit back and have a cold beer while you do all of my leg work. OH BURN!

And desmond what the fuck are you talking about Foo Fighters coloring book? Do those even exist? Was that supposed to be an insult. I am confused. Usually insults are meant to offend. But that was just stupid. You know what would really help me understand the Spartans? How about a fucking gimmick. "Finest soldiers the world has ever seen?" BULLSHIT. Thats about as trenchie as trench could possibly be. Congratulations, you have achieved the superlative of trench. Awesome. The problem is that its not a gimmick. Only about a hundred other groups have done the same thing in this game.

And who ever said I was trying to get my point across? Why would you go out on a limb and assume that I give one of my massive bowel movements about any one of you? Is it because I take minimal effort and time to trash talk you into oblivion? Is it because I sit for a few minutes and do what you all have set me up to do: Make you look like fucking morons?

We don't give a shit if anyone joins our team. We don't give a shit what anyone thinks of our team. We don't care. If anything that has been my fucking point. We don't pander to your opinion. We don't try to convince you that you're wrong. What does it matter if you know you're wrong or not? You're still wrong. And you're still a fuckwit. Most fuckwits have no insight into their own stupidity. But thats not my business. Thats between you and your head shrink. Leave me out of it. I am just having fun exposing you bowel impactions for what you really are. Its for kicks. Because me and all of my friends will read this later today and laugh our asses off. We will point at you, you very specifically Desmond (wow, how soap opera can you get?) and we will laugh. Laugh at how out of your depth you are. Laugh at the SPARRTTANNSZZ! Laugh at how first I pwnt the shit out of Methteeth, then DT, then Lerot, and now you. Maybe not in that order. Its fucking hilarious. But go ahead, think you're making a difference. Its cute. --Dhavid Grohl 13:54, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm not affected by that at all, I already know you probably don't have very many friends. If I were you and I had friends, I wouldn't show this to my friends, I wouldn't want them to know I spent this much time on the wiki screaming about balls and such. I think I'm done with this wiki, Dhavid Grohl isn't really worth it. Please check Brainstock for the wikiwar quote of the day. --Leroy jankens 16:43, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

David Grohl, if you really don't care, like you say, over and over again how you don't care about our opinions or what people think of you then why the fuck do you keep posting? Honestly, you're the only one that actually does care. The only reason we are posting is to see your reaction. (Shits and giggles) It's like watching a retarded puppy try to bite you. You feel bad but you can't help but laugh. --Toothdecay 20:44, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Don't quit the wiki because of this jerk, Leroy. Leave him alone and he'll eventually lose interest. --Pestolence^(talk) 22:10, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

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Specifically the User: and User talk: pages section. The line:

"Users are free to do whatever they wish to their user pages, including complete wiping of any comments, removal of material they do not like, etc"

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Remember you may not impersonate those you do not like, but blanket removal of all sections of your talk page is permitted. Alternately, if you choose to archive your page you should consider doing it on a page prefixed with User and not User Talk, say User:Leroy Jankens Archive for instance. This would make it a user page and not a talk page, any editing of it by a third party could then be considered vandalism. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 14:12, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm having fun with this, I'm sure most other people are, as well. I have no means to delete anything soon. --Leroy jankens 15:38, 8 January 2009 (UTC)