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That was not Crit 7 by Proxy...

...'cause Raddox wasn't the original uploader...Bonghit420 was... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:02, 4 October 2011 (BST)

Raddox is a follow-up account of Bonghit. Just compare the alts. -- Spiderzed█ 00:07, 4 October 2011 (BST)

Ah. I did not know that. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:11, 4 October 2011 (BST)

Assistance with the FOD page

A few of our members are having issues with the background behind the main text of our front page appearing white rather than the assigned color. I've checked compattability with The newest versions of IE and Firefox and it works fine for me. Any ideas? If you check it out please pardon the spaghetti code, I'm cleaning it up as I nail down the layout. -- 06:29, 21 October 2011 (BST)

Sorry

I apologize for the page blanking. Saw the spam content and wanted to help out. --TheBardofOld 15:27, 21 October 2011 (BST)

Son of Sin

Looks like that account has been hacked. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 12:09, 28 October 2011 (BST)

can i still edit danger reports?

...or should i stop doing everything? Son of Sin 14:44, 28 October 2011 (BST)

doing constructive edits is never frowned upon. just don't be a douche bag.--User:Sexualharrison13:21, 2 November 2011 (bst)

Lets start up the band

targets--User:Sexualharrison13:22, 2 November 2011 (bst)

Map is currently a bit stuffed for me to un-idle my Mossad agent. If they are still around in a month, i will shoot them good. -- Spiderzed█ 21:11, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

You has mail

16:43, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

I think I started World War 5. >_> --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:46, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

Warning

Please do not vandalise this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. If you see potential vandalisms in the future, just revert it or at least do not add to it. ~ _{16:13, 9 November 2011 (UTC)}

yeah fuck face--User:Sexualharrison17:15, 9 November 2011 (bst)

Finally, a misconduct escalation. Some would claim you can't be a sys-op without collecting some on the way. Maybe I should tool up another guide project to amass the necessary brownie points for A/DE... Any wishes by anyone? Else, I think Aichon's discontinued AP Guide was very promising and deserves to see a fully executed write-up. -- Spiderzed█ 18:49, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

You could categorize all of the vandal archive pages in Category:Pages to Preserve. That should do the trick. ~ _{19:14, 9 November 2011 (UTC)}

Done. It's a small step for wiki... -- Spiderzed█ 21:06, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for doing that man. Can you think of any other pages we might want to preserve before the history wipe? I already did Misconduct. You've done Vandal Banning. Those are the only two that I can think of off the top of my head that are referred to often enough to go through the effort of backing up the history. ~ _{21:09, 9 November 2011 (UTC)}

Not really. The other admin pages are of little interest for particular edits once they are processed. Maybe sys-op talk pages, or maybe just those of crats. -- Spiderzed█ 21:12, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

Yeah maybe that. Any high traffic pages (Main Page or Wiki News?) or perhaps highliy vandalised pages like Lockettside Valkyries or Suburb? ~ _{21:20, 9 November 2011 (UTC)}

Went ahead with Wiki News, especially as there is often slacking with archiving entries properly. Think Main Page has too little turnover to be worth it, unless you want to preserve the ducky image edit for future generations of wikizens. Which leads us back to the original topic :P -- Spiderzed█ 21:31, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

I've really wanted to revisit that guide and add a few things that would be really cool (e.g. have a nice table that specified what 1000AP could get you if it was applied to a single action), but I'm too far removed from the game nowadays and don't have the time. Plus, it's been pointed out that a handful of the numbers are incorrect (e.g. syringe search rates) or incomplete (e.g. ammo search rates, which are significantly better when you keep both types), and even with the correct ones I didn't document things well enough that I can say for sure where I got some of them from. You can probably use it as a framework for a better guide, but it's something I wrote in one sitting late at night while procrastinating a project that was due the next day, and it shows. —Aichon— 03:21, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

I don't think that going to deep into search rates would be feasible. It is known that they have been subject to constant tweaking (often unannounced), and they are furthermore heavily dependent on the survivor-to-zombie ratio, as recently blatantly seen in the new March of the Dead. Looking at relations and providing some rough ballpark figures would probably be more useful and honest, than trying to figure out exact search rates. -- Spiderzed█ 15:35, 28 November 2011 (UTC)

Orphaned Images

File:Kirsty04.png which you uploaded is currently unused and is subject to deletion if it is older than two weeks. If you wish to ensure that it remains on this wiki then you will need to ensure that it is included in at least one page on this wiki..--A Helpful Little Bot 19:13, 14 November 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thank you very much for fixing my guide! I just now realized there is a help page which I definitely should read, so hopefully won't need as much hand-holding in the future. --Smiles 18:27, 20 November 2011 (UTC)

cornhole alt?

user:Generaloberst wanna look into it? --User:Sexualharrison15:14, 6 December 2011 (bst)

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Blitzkrieg_tactics <- does that make it any more obvious?        20:11, 6 December 2011 (UTC)

It's neither a proxy, nor is it directly Cornholioo's old IP. Still, the data is pretty interesting. -- Spiderzed█ 22:15, 6 December 2011 (UTC)

Editing style, language and wiki usage all differ. But it would be nice to visit dakerstown don't you think? --Like Moss and The Dude..... 22:40, 6 December 2011 (UTC)

I know what you're up to Rosslessness. And you know that your wiki is going to lose a lot of credibility that way. User:Generaloberst/signature

What am I up to? And when did I have credibility? --Like Moss and The Dude..... 17:27, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

I know what you've tried on Cornholioo with Geckoman. There won't be another show process on Vandal Banning, even though it gives you no proof. Try something else Ross. User:Generaloberst/signature 18:35, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

Geckoman? The level one alt that stopped corn ruining the mayer building in williamsville for 3 days? I'd forgotten all about that. Happy days. Although nothing to do with the vandal banning or the wiki i'm afraid. --Like Moss and The Dude..... 18:46, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

Orlly? User:Generaloberst/signature 19:00 7 December 2011

Orally? FIFY--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:05, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. As the link shows, I had fun annoying corn, and didn't need to use any evidence when he was stupid enough to use the same IP on both accounts. --Like Moss and The Dude..... 19:10, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

No you wanted to match the ruin times against the wiki updates which would 'proof' that April Jones is Corn. Though that makes no sense if you try that on me. 1. because im not corn and 2. because that theory isnt waterproof whatsoever. Not that it matters to you because you'll just make another show process on the vandal banning page. I know that you aren't the most stupid guy around on the wiki, but it was definitely a mistake to use it on April Jones; you should learn to hold your fire until you have a clear shot if you know what I mean. I'm not the stupidest person around either. Have fun trying something else though. User:Generaloberst/signature 19:18 7 December 2011

As stated at the beginning of this lovely paragraph I've already made it perfectly clear I don't believe you are Corn. Your understanding of wiki programming, your use of English, your editing times and you're ability to use non capitalised words on a regular basis all put you on a completely different level to him. Here's another revelation. I understand Bankschroef isn't corn as well. Just because most of your group is him, doesn't mean you're all him. Besides. I've been in Dakers for two days now. I'm there now. The central area is looking better already, revives points are functioning well and you haven't even targeted the NT 1 ap away from the suburb. Its a nice little war you've got, but it's not the stuff of legends. --Like Moss and The Dude..... 19:26, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

Listen Ross, I know that you're doing everything to get me permbanned for 'return of a banned vandal', just like you guys tried with Bankschroef (you didn't believe he was Corn, right?). For that reason, I sincerely hope you have some other tricks preperated for me that will give you the chance to set up another show process in which the other sysops will support you (cases have been biased all the time against nazis, both in real life as on this wiki, and will continue to be so), since said trick you've cleary ruined. If you had kept your mouth shut back then and simply banned April for matching IP, that probably would have been another story, though. In steat you felt excited about your trick and wanted to share it with the community. Emotion. Nazi's don't have that much emotion. We only fire when we have a clear shot. I don't think you and I are that much differend, actually. Once again; good luck pulling off the tricks you have left for me, and if there are none then you'll just have to deal with my precense on this wiki. Hail. User:Generaloberst/signature 19:46, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

Unless Corny changed his place of residence, it's possible that it could be one of Corny's Nazi friends. His "group" and Corny's "group are striking in the same place. It's seems too much of a coincidence not to pass up a trip to Dakerstown to put Corny in his place. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:15, 6 December 2011 (UTC)

His mom moved to a new place so her basement's IP changed. ;)        18:41, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

Where's your fucking evidence retard? You have no idea who I am. Like I said before, I can technically be everyone in the world. Maybe I am the Pope. Maybe I am a Jew. Maybe I am Corn. Actually, I can even be YOUR MOM. User:Generaloberst/signature 19:11, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

MOSSAD ASSEMBLE! --User:Sexualharrison15:47, 7 December 2011 (bst)

Note:

Just hold on a second with that. We want to end this battle first. After that I'd love to have a battle with all of you jews and other zionists in some place. I will send invitations to all the wiki zionists later. User:Generaloberst/signature 16:54, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

that's not the way it works. you show you dumb little faces in our town and we hunt you down and destroy you.. just like every other time, just like in real life. so you must be used to getting yer ass kicked up and down the street. see you soon buddy.--User:Sexualharrison17:59, 7 December 2011 (bst)

Ah, you guys are gonna throw another wave of helpless fools at us? Fine, bring it on. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I'd break that enourmous nose of you in real life, too. People like you kill innocent Arabian people in their own country. Now you also infest western politics and bring foreigners to our country, promote anti conception, and degenerate our peoples. When someone resist you, you call them 'terrorists'. Jews, always prosecuted, always victim, always innocent. You're going down. User:Generaloberst/signature 18:41, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

and FYI if you go look at my pictures on my user pages. i don't have a big nose. thank you for you're input.--User:Sexualharrison21:06, 7 December 2011 (bst)

E-hard. Thank you and kind regards.--Rapture 21:02, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, at least he's smaller in size than I am, probably nearly a full head. I'm not gonna go further in to detail so I don't completely sound like a show off but I expected a little bit more than this at least, lol. User:Generaloberst/signature 22:19 7 December 2011

I bet you know three martial arts as well--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:30, 7 December 2011 (UTC)--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:30, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

LOL sexualharrison is that you? I imagined you to be much more sturdy. User:Generaloberst/signature 21:54 7 December 2011

here is the thing. me? i've been in the armed forces. you? little dutch boy playing nazi on da interwebz. thank you for you're input and if it makes you feel any better my girl friend is at least a head taller than me also. --User:Sexualharrison22:44, 7 December 2011 (bst)

As I said, I don't wanna show off but I've been in the marine corps. You didn't see that coming, did you? Nazism 1-0 Zionism. User:Generaloberst/signature 23:13 7 December 2011

Oh and before you scream that the Dutch navy is nothing, Navy Seal Team Six "Best of the Best" had a training with us once, but they cancalled it because they said they couldn't see anything in the North Sea LOL. Then soon after the Seals park a helicopter against a wall. Of course the Dutch are nothing whehehe. User:Generaloberst/signature 23:17 7 December 2011

um i was in the IDF. you are nothing. who the fuck cares what the dutch think.. no one.--User:Sexualharrison01:45, 8 December 2011 (bst)

Well you're very welcome at my house with your two wives for coffee. Well sort things out there. Btw, Jews can not only have multiple wives but the women don't necessarily have to be Jews either. They can also be a muslim, or both!

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Note: it's Sexualharrison (note his supreme body length, his one wife is nearly taller LOL) with his two wives. At some point I was thinking of becoming a Jew too, until i realised how fugly their women are.

Nazism 2-0 Zionism. User:Generaloberst/signature 1:53 8 December 2011

You are quite entertaining. The wiki was far short of it's daily quota of chest-thumping until your arrival. I knew you had a purpose to serve. Serve the wiki well! :D        02:34, 8 December 2011 (UTC)

you did happen to leave my acutal girlfriend out of the picture. here is one I found of you and cornhole the both of you seem to have went to the same art school, you both draw like a 7 year olds. and what country has nazis? oh yeah? nowhere. you rats hide under ground. and you are right. we own everything. now back to work slave. thanks for you're input. --User:Sexualharrison14:51, 8 December 2011 (bst)