User talk:Alexander Dawkins/status

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Current Status

I am currently having his arm torn off by a zombie.

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  • Requests must fit into the sentence: 'Dawkins is currently x'.
  • Please number your requests.
  • Statuses will run for twenty-four hours.
  • There is a limit of twenty outstanding requests at any one time. After that, no more requests may be added until one is cleared.

B&!

  • Triple U has reached the arbitrary limit and may not post any more requests for 28 days from this timestamp. --Dawkins DAWKINS IS WATCHIN' [T][P!][W!][] is currently: having his arm torn off by a zombie. 22:02, 6 August 2010 (BST)

Outstanding Requests

  1. Alexander Dawkins is currently dead. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  2. Alexander Dawkins is currently undead. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  3. Alexander Dawkins is currently window diving. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  4. Alexander Dawkins is currently in mid air, but not for long. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  5. Alexander Dawkins is currently performing BANANA GANGBANG. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  6. Alexander Dawkins is currently having BANANA GANGBANG performed on him. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  7. Alexander Dawkins is currently raping small children. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  8. Alexander Dawkins is currently being raped by small children. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  9. Alexander Dawkins is currently eating someone's arm. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  10. Alexander Dawkins is currently having his arm torn off by a zombie. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  11. Alexander Dawkins is currently eternally trapped in a forsaken city. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  12. Alexander Dawkins is currently soaked in rocket fuel. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  13. Alexander Dawkins is currently on fire. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  14. Soviet Russia is currently Alexander Dawkins. --VVV RPGMBCWS 00:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)
  15. Alexander Dawkins is currently STILL helping Axe Hack become the most linked to page on the wiki.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 17:30, 6 August 2010 (BST)
  16. ...is currently helping a Mudkip. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:07, 6 August 2010 (BST)
  17. Alexander Dawkins is honing his tactical edge. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 22:13, 6 August 2010 (BST)
  18. Alexander Dawkins is currently calling for a revolution and subsequent dictatorship of the proletariat necessitated by the ploys and opression of Bourgeoise exploitation of the worker class, and thus the resultant communistic society created based upon one's needs and one's abilities.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 22:22, 7 August 2010 (BST)
  19. Alexander Dawkins is currently promoting Atheism. --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 22:54, 7 August 2010 (BST)
  20. Alexander Dawkins is currently promoting the one true faith. Linkthewindow  Talk  13:14, 9 August 2010 (BST)
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