User talk:Aphelion

Hi Aphelion

I have noticed that you didn't have a talk page and were eligible for being welcomed by members of our staff. But, checking the number and date of your contributions, I decided to just point you towards the template itself and offer you my help whenever you ask for it. Feel free to stop at Project Welcome/Welcomenewbie if you want a useful array of tips, Help:Contents and the detailed help down here if you want a deeper insight on how a wiki works. Also, use my talk page whenever you have any question about wiki technicalities and/or the specific rules that pertain this particular wiki. See yah!

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--Orange Talk 01:16, 3 May 2009 (BST)

Sucker.--Globule13 06:58, 15 May 2009 (BST)

Stripper MikeaveLi 02:44, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Time and place? MikeaveLi 02:53, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Unfortunately I'm not interested in actually fucking you, but you can suck my metaphorical cock if you're so inclined! ;) --Aphelion 02:55, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Thanks! Glad I inspired someone. ^_^ --Eve Amedeus 10:04, 19 May 2009 (BST)

User page

Nice user page! :D --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:58, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Clearly, if she has enough time for this, then she's ripe for promotions to steal away the rest of her free time! --Johnny Bass 22:02, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Thanks, Gnome! I hadn't actually done wiki coding before, so I spent way longer than I should've trying to make it work yesterday, haha. Of course, it would've been a lot easier if I hadn't originally tried to make it have a background image. And Johnny, I have quite enough work, thank you! Bite me! --Aphelion 22:06, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Just saying.... if you've got time for this, you've got time for MOAR WORK! Promotions for everybody! NONE SHALL BE SPARED! --Johnny Bass 22:09, 19 May 2009 (BST)

If you promote me, I'll do something you won't like. Just saying.... --Aphelion 22:13, 19 May 2009 (BST)

But you'll have done the wiki work! I call it a fair trade. --Johnny Bass 22:15, 19 May 2009 (BST)

What makes you think I even remotely want to work on the RRF's wiki? What's wrong with it as it is, anyway? I like it fine! --Aphelion 22:17, 19 May 2009 (BST)

so i herd...

...That you're a hot secretary.

[ ] - Yes

[ ] - Also yes

Put an x in the correct box, at least one option that is unmodified by you must be chosen. :) --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 22:51, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Also, there were easier ways of making your name more consisten with other places than creating a new account. :P --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 22:55, 19 May 2009 (BST)

I AM NOT A SECRETARY, AND I AM GOING TO STAB THE NEXT PERSON WHO INSINUATES OTHERWISE! Hot I'll grant you. And as for the wiki page thing, yeah, I probably should've asked someone who knew what the hell they were doing before making a new account, but oh well, too late now! --Aphelion 23:21, 19 May 2009 (BST)

But, but, Moloch NEEDS someone to handle all his paperwork. If not you, then who else in the horde can we get to do it? But yeah, all in all, what you could have done was change your signature and your user page title to Aphelion. Wouldn't have changed everything, but enough so we definitely would know it's you.

Do I get stabbed if I call you a secretary again?--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 00:57, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Well, yeah, I could've done that, but I'm anal-retentive! Everything must be PERFECT! Also, Moloch can do his own bitch work. He signed up for it when he took the job, and I sure as hell ain't doing it for him! And yeah, I'm gonna fucking cut you if you call me a secretary again. I don't advise it. :) --Aphelion 01:01, 20 May 2009 (BST)

PERFECT! So, what about administrative assistant or human relations assistant? Better for you? Also, if you're interested, as most people end up, this is a good page for setting up a custom signature. You've got a nice user page, why not a sexy sig to go with it? Apologies if you've already perused the page, I just figured I'd be nice. :) --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:10, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Heh. Oh, it you need any help with wiki code, I'm here. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:14, 20 May 2009 (BST)

As am I. *Said through a voice synth replicating a creepy little girl's voice* We all are watching. We all want to help...--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:16, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Oh, that's not creepy at all. And thanks for the tip on sigs; as you can see, I've taken it to heart! And I'll definitely look you guys up if I need help on wiki code. The offer is appreciated! -- ~ AphelionT 01:55, 20 May 2009 (BST)

But, but, I worked hard on the creepy girl voice... :'( ...Also, I'm sure I speak for gnome when I say it, you're welcome!--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:58, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Yep! (Maybe she'll be creeped out by our instant responses, worked in the past). --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:03, 20 May 2009 (BST)

You know, that part I actually did find slightly creepy. -- ~ AphelionT 02:05, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Good!;) --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:06, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Holy shit, stop doing that! Aaaaanyway, I gotta go study for my multivar calc final tomorrow, so I'll see you weirdos later. -- ~ AphelionT 02:07, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Don't worry, you'll do it too before long. Our main way of doing things around here is by going through the Recent Changes, and by using that, we can find any edit and reply to it within seconds. And I'd rather be a weirdo than a Human Resources assistant. :P --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 02:13, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Oh, I'm quite aware of how you do these things, but your response time is still uncanny from time to time. And for the last time, I'm not a goddamn secretary OR ANYTHING ANALOGOUS! I am a scientist!!! A SCIENTIST, do you hear me?!? -- ~ AphelionT 02:41, 20 May 2009 (BST)

(reformatted because that was getting ridiculous -- ~ AphelionT 04:37, 20 May 2009 (BST))

Your labcoat is ugly. Also, I deserve to be higher on your shit list. If you were really so anal-retentive, you'd move me up just for the sake of keeping the dates in order! --ZiP^MH+LUE 04:32, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Hah, I was wondering how long it'd take for you to join in! The dates were bothering me, actually, but I'm not putting you at the top because I want to keep your rampaging ego in check. I was thinking about putting them in reverse chronological order, but I haven't decided whether I'm going to yet. And my labcoat is amazingly sexy, you asshole. -- ~ AphelionT 04:37, 20 May 2009 (BST)

My ego? If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. --ZiP^MH+LUE 05:24, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Oh, you. You like your Doug Adams quotes, don't you? -- ~ AphelionT 06:55, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Haaai

	Mama Flibble's Homemade Tomato-Free Ketchup
	Swing has given Aphelion a bottle of Tomato-Free Ketchup for graet Zippydoodly justice!!1 <3

- Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 00:34, 31 May 2009 (BST)

Score, I love ketchup. It's like blood, only made out of tomatos. :D -- ~ AphelionT 18:57, 31 May 2009 (BST)

I wonder if it's possible to make human blood replaceable with ketchup....--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:10, 31 May 2009 (BST)

FUCKY OUY!

HOW CAN I NOT BE ON YOUR SHITLIST?? ThATS it! I'M going to BE MEANA TO YOUZ FROM NOW ON!----golam 17:38, 4 June 2009 (BST) APHY 4 MAMA!

I bet I get on the shitlist first.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 18:21, 4 June 2009 (BST)

Sorry, guys, I don't add riffraff to the shitlist. ;) -- ~ AphelionT 19:57, 4 June 2009 (BST)

Heheheheheh... -- ~ AphelionT 20:09, 4 June 2009 (BST)

HA HA I WIN SA! SUCK IT! it is now my stated mission to steal every kill i can from you. see you tonight sweatheart xoxoxoxoxoxoxxo----golam 20:41, 10 June 2009 (BST)

{Hyperbig|lol@u. She's still a secretary. Fix my mess like a good one too!}}--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 20:54, 10 June 2009 (BST)

SA, that's vandalism. I'M REPORTING YOU! Also, golam, er, I was just kidding! You know I love you!!!!! No need to go to such DRASTIC MEASURES, right?!? xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo <333333 -- ~ AphelionT 20:59, 10 June 2009 (BST)

SA is harmless anyway he broke his promise to me to burn down the wiki...fucktard. the way things are going super secretary you should be a crat by next thursday. than take fucktard crat to B/S V\S V/D whatever the fuck it's called. file those reports baby my bounty is need to come down. will you burn down the wiki for me?----golam aphelion's other boss 21:54, 10 June 2009 (BST)

Timau Military

I have been authorised by the KyleStyle for Everything Campaign acting on behalf of the Presidency of Timau to appoint you Secretary of Defense for the Democratic Republic of Timau.

These are your soldiers:

<3 MoonShine 23:56, 25 June 2009 (BST)