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BITCH!-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 19:28, 3 April 2012

-1 --  AHLGTG 19:45, 3 April 2012 (BST)

Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:45, 4 April 2012 (BST)
Can everybody play this game?--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 15:38, 4 April 2012 (BST)
Nobody's passin' me in links. 5000+ and counting. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:07, 4 April 2012 (BST)
Check again, Gnome. Thegeneralbot is right behind me, not you. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:18, 4 April 2012 (BST)
But that's not a person. In fact, neither are you. "Axe Hack" is an inorganic name. --  AHLGTG 19:03, 4 April 2012 (BST)
Whistle2.gif Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others 19:13, 4 April 2012 (BST)

Need Confirmation

Malton Hospitals Group has had little to no activity from what I have seen, aside from editing the front page to register hospitals. They were required to reply to their radio signal to claim it, which they never did. They had a confirmation request on their activity, in 2008, and it was confirmed, but since then there has been no request. I would simply like to know if this group is still active, thank you. --Jerrack Malton Safe Zone Security 04:41, 8 April 2012 (BST)

comment on a/vb

Please don't encourage him to further spam the report system with noncases. Regardless of the A/A it's not vandalism without intent and the case is thus concluded on a/vb. There are talk pages for them to use to discuss page content and arbitration for disputes. VB is only for intentionally bad faith edits which these aren't.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 05:53, 10 April 2012 (BST)

I believe it's not vandalism as well, but with an A/A case already kicking off, I honestly think it's best to dismiss this A/VB case without a verdict. I don't know, maybe it's because I'm too liberal or whatever. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 06:08, 10 April 2012 (BST)

I'm no lawyer, but...

Please forgive me, I don't know how to report this properly. But you need to get an administrator to this page and remove this image: It poses a potential LIABILITY problem for UD Wiki! Thank you for your time. boocat 06:44, 11 April 2012 (BST)

As much as the shooting and killing of Trayvon Martin is a national tragedy, there is nothing we can do about Son of Sin uploading these types of images as hate for Mr. George Zimmerman. It isn't violating any wiki policies or anything, and to remove such an image would be an impeachment of Son of Sin's right to freedom of speech. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:06, 12 April 2012 (BST)
Actually there is, it's a violation of ToS and common sense and I'll gladly take that hit. Uploading an image of someone with the message "Kill this person" in this context is a no go.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 23:05, 12 April 2012 (BST)
Meh. It was a scheduled deletion anyways for being ununsed. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:11, 13 April 2012 (BST)
For an iron fist, yours certainly is touchy at the best of times. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:49, 13 April 2012 (BST)
Actually that's not quite true but yeah. the temptation to stir shit with 'witty' dialogue is strong. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:54, 13 April 2012 (BST)
Heh, don't worry, content wise I'm sure you probably would have deleted it too. It was a picture of Zimmerman or whatever with a call to arms to kill him. And not in a humorous or game related way. So, basically, a threat to the actual person. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 05:39, 13 April 2012 (BST)
Nah you're right, I would have. That's why I had to come back and retract my aforementioned "wit" DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:50, 13 April 2012 (BST)


Thanks for all the help and work you do on the wiki. It goes without saying that without you sysops, this wiki would cease to exist. --TheBardofOld 02:06, 15 April 2012 (BST)

Meh. I've been on a hit-and-run basis these days. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:07, 15 April 2012 (BST)


I noticed that you removed the BAR advertisement from the Recruitment page because it didn't follow the guidelines. Could you be a bit more specific, please? I don't want it to get tossed again. Jesus Sante CFT 05:28, 20 April 2012 (BST)

Thank You for the reply. Jesus Sante CFT 16:27, 20 April 2012 (BST)

To everyone's favourite Hack



 CrunchyCake  T  Breakfast Club 11:18, 21 April 2012 (BST)

Omnomnomnomnom. :D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:55, 21 April 2012 (BST)
You know, that's probably not good for you, not healthy. --  AHLGTG 16:36, 21 April 2012 (BST)
Can I help it if all most of the ladies love me? Besides, I'm Asian. Health doesn't affect me. Even after eating this cake, I'll still be as skinny as fuck. xD --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:05, 21 April 2012 (BST)
i hate you.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 20:51, 23 April 2012
Love you too, Harrison. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:57, 23 April 2012 (BST)
check this out mix. very cool. these guys just restarted up their saturday party.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 17:27, 25 April 2012

i thought organisation XIII was just a free for all, no worries will remove the tag. be lucky! Iamnotatomato 22:55, 26 April 2012 (BST)

Nope, O13 isn't a free-for-all. We're actually a very somewhat decently coordinated group. With a membership application requirement. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:32, 26 April 2012 (BST)

Much love

<3 --Shortround }.{ My Contributions 13:40, 7 May 2012 (BST)

Should be patient, is all, Shorty. Some of us were rather busy over the weekend. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:48, 7 May 2012 (BST)
NO! all love must go to teh box! as good a hack as he may be, teh still box rules supreme. seriously, though, good work. -- †  talk ? f.u. 14:12, 7 May 2012 (BST)

Sorry, evidently my evil twin used my powers for evil instead of good. Won't happen again.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 21:12, 24 May 2012 (BST)

Look before you slap that BP template up there. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:13, 24 May 2012 (BST)

Hi Axe Hack

{{Welcomenewbie}} ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 14:13, 22 May 2012 (BST)

Block me again

I don't think 5 was long enough. Try 15 this time if you don't mind. ~Vsig.png 02:31, 24 May 2012 (UTC)

i read as far as:

"It seems you've found a small, notebook laptop with a webcamera in it." opps.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 15:16, 29 May 2012

Personally I think we should just ban all new users anyway. They're probably either spambots or vandal Cornolioo alts anyway. ;) --Shortround }.{ My Contributions 16:53, 29 May 2012 (BST)
funny that's how I felt about you at first. :P-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 17:55, 29 May 2012
I've almost banned people for making new pages without edit summaries before (because they looked like bots). Like, every time I see a certain user make a page, my trigger finger gets itchy. Maybe I should leave them a talk page message before it… slips? Shifty >_> <_< ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 00:50, 30 May 2012 (BST)
I can definitely relate to that initial instinct of 'ban'! look what all these bots have done to us. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 15:05, 30 May 2012 (BST)
The horror… the horror… ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 12:13, 4 June 2012 (BST)

look i made something

Flashycat hc sig.gif TZH Hunter
Sexualharrison has killed 58 TZH ZERG Suck Bags.
feel free to improve. my codeing is like from 5 years ago. see if you can get mazu to rock something better.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 16:19, 13 June 2012
Nice. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:22, 13 June 2012 (BST)
Dafuq is this shit? --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 21:20, 29 September 2012 (BST)

I feel like hurting

In my feelings. -- ™ & © Amazing, INC. All rights reserved. Replying constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. 05:02, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Someone is ehard for you

Worth blocking the whole range? 3 days of tomfoolery now. --RossWHO????ness 23:37, 17 July 2012 (BST)

Might be a wise choice. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:39, 17 July 2012 (BST)
Just blocked another 3. Hilarious --RossWHO????ness 23:39, 17 July 2012 (BST)
Today's been nothing but a drama filled day... :/ --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:56, 17 July 2012 (BST)

Axe Hack's Kiddie Korner

So, I herd u like newbkips
Gotcha one.
Enjoy :) --Abby Omination 21:06, 22 July 2012 (BST)

Well played. Hopefully what I'll do next works. --Abby Omination 06:34, 23 July 2012 (BST)
Meh. I was actually looking for DHPD. Funny how those you look for never show up, and those you have no intention of looking for does. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 06:42, 23 July 2012 (BST)

Back In The Flesh

Just thought I'd say, I have returned, and so has my sister, We don't have great economy over here, lost power and internet for awhile without the money to get it back. Jerrack Malton Safe Zone Security 07:07, 23 July 2012 (BST)

Welcome back. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:49, 23 July 2012 (BST)

RE:User talk:Vapor; User talk:James Slimm; User talk:RadicalWhig, User talk:PIEISDELICIOUS

I feel so clever now.--RadicalWhig 08:04, 28 July 2012 (BST)

Eh. This page needed more traffic anyways. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 08:06, 28 July 2012 (BST)
Whoa, I didn't think of that. So did mine! Awesome. Keep it up. --RadicalWhig 08:08, 28 July 2012 (BST)

I demand to speak to an operator. Also a keg of ginger beer, a vanilla cheesecake, and an autographed copy of the centrefold spread that I have been informed Yuki Onna posed for recently. ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 11:07, 28 July 2012 (BST)


Wow... almost 2 years since I last played UD. Im hungry for a fight. Still organizing those epic manhunts? --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 00:21, 29 September 2012 (BST)

The hunts are dead, sad to say. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:25, 29 September 2012 (BST)
Obi you liar this is from Nov 03, 2011 3:13 pm it's been less than a year since I killed you last. -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 01:21, 29 September 2012
Proly logged in a couple o'times during that time. UD looks pretty much ded. :/--Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 14:07, 29 September 2012 (BST)
Btw, DDR and the others still playing? --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 14:09, 29 September 2012 (BST)
Yep. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:35, 29 September 2012 (BST)
Couldnt we get all the old crew together and make a new manhunt? Im pretty sure new people would also join. --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 21:22, 29 September 2012 (BST)
not really considering most of the people that would be in it are busy hunting down your group and their allies. i still wonder why you run with TZH. you could do so much better.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 03:35, 30 September 2012
You better get down here, Obi. Someone's got to match Whalberg's death count.--RadicalWhig 03:52, 30 September 2012 (BST)
Come at me flowery. --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 13:51, 30 September 2012 (BST)
Wait, are we counting Whal's alts or not? Because if we are, I don't see how anyone can catch up. IV PK 04:17, 30 September 2012 (BST)
So very true. The people who would do this sort of thing are all ganged up against TZH at the moment. You really should switch groups, Obi. Aichon 04:17, 30 September 2012 (BST)
Because they used to be a pretty fun, laid back, bunch of dudes... they still are, I like them. Switching groups is not an option for me, disappointed to hear that you wont play with me because of that. Well... if you change your mind I'll be around. --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 13:51, 30 September 2012 (BST)
Shame. Well, guys. Obi's picked his side. Time to pick ours. Sorry, Obi. No special treatment. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:29, 1 October 2012 (BST)
the multi abuse and cheating doesn't turn you off in the slightest.? that was the main reason i left the malton rangers.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 20:43, 1 October 2012
Yes -_- but not for the reasons you may think. --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 13:34, 2 October 2012 (BST)
Oh? Are you admitting to the fact that there are zergers in TZH? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:24, 3 October 2012 (BST)
already proven a hundred times over by akule. so whats the story?-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 14:57, 3 October 2012
Certainly not "58 zergs" but the two people that are indeed listed def zerged at some point. --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 16:50, 5 October 2012 (BST) --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 16:50, 5 October 2012 (BST)
Those are 2 busy people with the TZH, HZT, TMH alts to run "at some point." --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 22:58, 5 October 2012 (BST)
Ah ha! A TZH member had admitted some of their members have indeed zerged! Even more reason to kill TZH! Because they house zergs! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:41, 6 October 2012 (BST)
I dont wanna drag this any further so this will be my last statement considering TZH, honestly I dont give a shit if we "house" zergs or if mo and duke are listed this was never about TZH in the first place, good luck with griefing us out of the game, I remember when the first antiTZH-bandwagon came up at the same time Sonny had proof Goolina zerged (or so he claimed) and there was drama, no one massed to grief the RFF out of the game, someone points that out, hilarity ensues... whatever. I'd apreciate if you'd keep my original header title. --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 11:45, 6 October 2012 (BST)
hate to break it to you. that's not our goal. and when goolina was busted she was thrown out of the rff. they did the right thing. now if you guys were stand up people. you could just come clean and admit what you have done, and stop cheating. and i'm pretty sure this would all go away and you guys can go back to your little circle jerk in peace. please don't stop playing. you guys are the last shit group of total fail. i mean if you left we have all go and kill some other shit group. so keep cheating. and yes i'll leave the header alone since you were polite about it. see ya in game obi.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 12:07, 6 October 2012
I'mma jump in here and agree with Harrison. TZH is a unifying presence for PKers. In fact, there's a good chance that the PKA will get back together as a direct result of this TZH stomp. So yeah, we kind of rely on you guys to be obnoxious, zergy, and contemptible at the times that we need to get everyone together for a common cause. So thanks for for that. Say 'Hello' to Grohl for me. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 15:47, 6 October 2012 (BST)
hopefully grohl will see this. oh look no TZH on the stats page. guess we are having some sort of effect or grohl finally had his kid or something.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 21:26, 12 October 2012


U can haz it. Well sorta. --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 23:14, 8 October 2012 (BST)

Happy Birthday! --Jess Noir 06:04, 26 October 2012 (BST)

Learning sucks...

I want to put images to the right of the my character name, class, etc on my alts page. But I don't know how. If you (or anyone) would do it for one them, I can copy the code to the others. Halp? --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 15:15, 3 November 2012 (UTC)

Just did this for one of your characters (Pete) using a simple table and the example image. Just copy the code for your other alts and chance the image. ~Vsig.png 16:01, 3 November 2012 (UTC)
Thanks! --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 16:09, 3 November 2012 (UTC)
Using even less code for the same effect: [[File:Example.jpg|right|200px]] --Klexur 06:32, 7 November 2012 (UTC)

November... Non-Siege?

Woah, it was a three month siege? How come I never saw events like that when I was around before?! I did have a zombie alt years ago, though I lost track of it soon after starting.

Hi, I meant to introduce myself before but never got around to it. This seems a chance, so hello. :) My sis is Merondi in-game, and in your group, I believe. She inspired me to rejoin the game. I have more spare time now, so I made a new character and actually formed a group from an idea I'd been toying with before.

We share the same computer, and probably the same IP, so we're keeping completely separate characters, but I got her help in setting up the forums for MSF. I think that despite our intentions, I ended up modeling our group like yours. I wanted to make a mercenary group based on MGS, but before I knew it, MSF had tri-nature achievement pages, which may sound familiar. I'm awfully sorry if we ended up stealing any Organization XIII concepts, I really didn’t mean to. If you want, feel free to axe me in-game, though I do demand a kill speech. :D --   FOXLION   Foxsilhouette.png 08:09, 7 November 2012 (UTC)

Hmmmm I think I like you. We're gonna make pretty good pals. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 12:53, 7 November 2012 (UTC)
Heh, we just met and you're already saving my ar$e. Thanks for the hint. I'll take your advice and join all of you in court-martialing some idiots who deserve it. --  FOXLION   Foxsilhouette.png 02:55, 8 November 2012 (UTC)


Hey buddy. Remember me? --Poopman9 04:06, 9 November 2012 (UTC)

Ugh. Not only do you disregard the rules at the top of the page, but you actually had the audacity to show up around here once again. Go away, Poop. Nobody likes you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 04:12, 9 November 2012 (UTC)

Slipped through my fingers...

I was just about to kill you in Darval Heights but you ran away :( LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB 00:31, 14 November 2012 (UTC)

What can I say? Organization XIII doesn't exist. Therefore, who you thought you saw...Never existed. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:34, 14 November 2012 (UTC)


Didn't know there was a precedent, thanks for pointing it out tho Wink PB&J 19:47, 17 November 2012 (UTC)

Keep in mind this wiki doesn't believe in redirects to userpages. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:48, 17 November 2012 (UTC)
Unless it's a userpage-to-userpage redirect... >_> --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:49, 17 November 2012 (UTC)
Disambig =/= redirect. But yeah, last time someone tried this, it got deleted by vote. If anything, the group The Revenant could be listed on a disambig if they wanted (though they are inactive so why bother). In truth, its very unlikely than anyone will search for "TR" other than people searching for The Randoms. ~Vsig.png 20:23, 17 November 2012 (UTC)

axe hack est mort?

i hurd axe hack perished of some sorta std? RIP Axe Hack persona, July 17th, 2006 - November 23, 2012. will pay tribute at his malton cemetery with a solemn grave dance. x     : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 11:55, 23 November 2012 (UTC)

I am never. Using. That name. Again. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 11:57, 23 November 2012 (UTC)
what was the reason?     : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 13:04, 23 November 2012 (UTC)
no offense this new name is even gayer than axe hack. way to play up the Asian stereotypes even more. :P -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 17:17, 23 November 2012
I hear in 20 years time they're going to remake Red Dawn again, but this time it's just Axe invading. --Ross Less Ness Enter Stranger... 17:22, 23 November 2012 (UTC)
No, Harrison. I've decided. I'm only staying with this account until my next re-evaluation. I am resigning from SysOp duties on my next Re-evaluations, and starting fresh with a new account. The Axe Hack name...Will no longer be of any relevance to Urban Dead. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:34, 23 November 2012 (UTC)
why? i mean i could care less about the sysop thing. but you have name. you earned it.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 18:25, 23 November 2012
Why'd you change name? PB&J 18:29, 23 November 2012 (UTC)
The Axe Hack persona finds himself in more drama than there are television drama series. Why? Because it's how I built the Axe Hack personality. The desire to fight for what he believes is right, even if it means pushing innocent bystanders into the crosshairs. I built him to bind the community together, but I also built him to tear it apart. For there can't be peace without war, nor can there be war without peace. He is neither the protagonist nor the antagonist. He is the imperfect embodiment or chaos and harmony. Even though the Axe Hack persona has bought together the community in the past, that's just what that is. The past. He is a string of personality traits and quirks that I created back in high school. As such, it is time for the Axe Hack persona to stay where he belongs. In my memories. And the memories of all the people who knew the good in him. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:46, 23 November 2012 (UTC)
How will your new persona be different? PB&J 19:12, 23 November 2012 (UTC)
For your own well-being, I do hope you're joking here. -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 10:06, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
dumbass you will always be axe hack. no matter what you do. look at mistergame and dickholeguy and many others. sorry bub. but u is the axe hack 4evah-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 19:02, 23 November 2012
Yeah what the hell. If you manage to not be an attention-seeking weirdo with the occasional maturity of a 14 year old myspace addict with a simple name change, I'll be mighty impressed A ZOMBIE ANT 00:47, 24 November 2012 (UTC)
Could we, by community vote, stick User:Axe Hack up at A/D, then move whatever new sammich board he starts wearing back to the now-vacant location? Because fucking do that. Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others 01:11, 24 November 2012 (UTC)
^lol A ZOMBIE ANT 13:49, 24 November 2012 (UTC)
Not true. Old users can create new personas/accounts and be entirely different to their former selves.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 14:38, 24 November 2012 (UTC)
^This. It has already happened. I already have one other drama-free account (here and on a few various forums) with no attention whoring involved. So can it be done? Yes it can. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:43, 24 November 2012 (UTC)
I knew it. Shortround, you're Grim! ~Vsig.png 18:36, 24 November 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, they can, but I highly doubt axe could. If he was concerned with doing this properly he wouldn't fucking announce it to everyone through every communication method possible so everyone knew. attention seeking rubbish. A ZOMBIE ANT 00:01, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
Again. You'll be surprised, Mr. "I'm just roleplaying dumb". --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:03, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
3/10 insult brushed please try again A ZOMBIE ANT 00:16, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
Oh, I'm sorry. You probably aren't roleplaying if you're still rejecting the fact and possibility that I do indeed have an alt account here and on various forums that have managed to remain drama-free and out of any limelight. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:25, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
Wow you shock me sometimes. You don't fucking get it do you. Firstly, I didn't reject it. To be honest I couldn't give two shits about it. It means nothing. You have an alt that doesn't participate in drama because a) you can't (participating in drama as two accounts to argue either side is dishonest and possibly tantamount to misconduct) and b) it means nothing because you're getting your drama fix, outlet, whatever you call it via one account so why would you need to do that on another account? It's one thing to have two accounts side by side, one working in drama sections and the other doing whatever (big fucking deal, many people have done it) but it's another thing to have none of the former and being restricted to the latter (but even then, big fucking deal, many people have done it).
Honestly, I don't know what's gotten into you in the past month but I really enjoyed your participation in the years you've been here but in the past couple of months you've started acting like an enormous shitbrain, sadly I have no idea why. Oh and c) judging by the attention you've been craving here and on 'urban dead friends' facebook group (when unable to continue drama here or on IRC you bring it straight there) and your unwillingness to stop when a majority of people tell you off for it, I somehow doubt you'll be able to continue a month without embroiling yourself in butthurt drama either on this website or another poor, unsuspecting metagaming website for another game. I'm starting to hope it'll be at the latter. A ZOMBIE ANT 01:27, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
*Insert a reply here to watch DDR continue his tantrum.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:35, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
good text wall ddr. and I agree. but I think a better word would be fucktard. hence i only have AXE on limited profile, mostly because he has been acting like one.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 01:38, 25 November 2012
Did you? I've never noticed. I'm not much for browsing others' profiles. I don't even make any attempt to clean up my own profile. 6.6 --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:48, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
Sure, I'll pay that I'm being over the top about this but really I'm just trying to help you understand that these things don't leave a good impression on people in the community- as some said on the fb group. It may just be having a bit of fun or rping, but to some it seems like (as I've said a million times already) attention seeking or blatant self-gratification, which is why people don't really enjoy reading it. A ZOMBIE ANT 02:17, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
I'm just glad someone is doing their part to preserve drama in this community. I know you tried to get something going with the whole 5th of November thing, but the "RPing dumb" comment didn't quite polarize people enough. I think Axe has the potential to make something happen here, so I'm really rooting for him to split the community on his decision to change identities. Aichon 03:47, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
As a side-note, I'm still pretty surprised people are still clinging to that phrase- because, you know, it begun with me calling them out for simply being butthurt that they were starved of some fun in the event, by survivors who were pre-occupied in doing their own thing for shits and giggles. And bringing it up multiple times in unrelated arguments is just such a good way of proving that I was wrong. A ZOMBIE ANT 04:33, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
Popcorn.gifaxe is a hoer!-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 04:53, 25 November 2012
I don't think it's so much people clinging to it (though some are), as much as it is just a ludicrous and awesome phrase that tickles the fancy of a lot of people. I mean, if we're being honest, we both know that a good chunk or most of the survivors there were trying to "win" and thought they actually had a decent chance, despite a lack of planning, coordination, or execution. And there definitely were plenty of others that were just in it for "shits and giggles" as well, as you said. But that's not the point. The point is that "RPing dumb" is an awesome phrase that's stuck to you now, so it's just fun to trot it out occasionally in a friendly jab. :P Aichon 05:17, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
I have to admit, I do find the phrase funny in retrospect too (unless used in unrelated arguments). The page DT made was also fantastic. A ZOMBIE ANT 05:36, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
I took a look at that facebook group, surprised people would actually be inclined to give up any semblance of anonymity like that. -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 10:06, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
DDR, I'm surprised to see you here calling Axe out for being a drama whore, I don't think I've seen anybody match your "o-mi-fuckn-gawd-da-sidebar-diffs" since I've been around. That said, I do recognize you as an expert of continuing drama when everyone else just wants you to fuck off. Let the lesson continue... --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 14:36, 25 November 2012 (UTC)
Because trying to fix something up and wanking myself raw are just so comparable. A ZOMBIE ANT 01:55, 26 November 2012 (UTC)
Lulz. Let's ask Karek if you flipped out like a bitch... oh wait. --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 23:00, 26 November 2012 (UTC)
He was wrong, I was right, the current sidebar is evidence of it, so I don't think referencing that episode will prove much. Although if you want to fight Karek's fights for him like you are Axe's, you're welcome to try. A ZOMBIE ANT 00:32, 27 November 2012 (UTC)
It isn't DDR's fault Karek's skin suddenly turned transparently thin. I mean, wth? Of all the things to ragequit over. Karek could take a lesson from Axe Hack. Now there is how you ragequit. Or rage...persona shift...or...whatever it is that Axe is doing. ~Vsig.png 00:48, 27 November 2012 (UTC)
Wow, have we even been having the same conservation? I called you a drama whore in post 1. And your heroic rescue of the wiki from Karek acting like a bitch in post 2. Never once did I say you were wrong. I was referencing your "gotta save the wiki" antics. --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 02:27, 27 November 2012 (UTC)
You called me a drama whore in post 1. Then simply mentioned karek, and that I flipped out. No reference of 'saving the wiki'. Perhaps if you wish to "reference" something in future, you shouldn't do it by posting something totally different. Are we done? A ZOMBIE ANT 03:34, 27 November 2012 (UTC)
Oh nice, the are we done. I guess you win, chief. --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 04:01, 27 November 2012 (UTC)
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^loled-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 18:43, 25 November 2012

Good Luck

With the reset and what not. Hopefully it works out better for you and these yahoos go find something better to do with their time than harassing a user tired of being harassed. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 08:35, 4 December 2012 (UTC)

The Death Note

Hey there Axe (or whatever you plan on rebranding yourself as). I hear you may be mulling over the idea of revamping the Death Note. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the concept is one of the most interesting things in Urban Dead. If you need any additional manpower in the relaunch (should there ever be one) you can count on my help. I would love to assist in any way I can to return the DN back to activity. -- ШəəϨо ϨоЯЯλ 20:52, 13 December 2012 (UTC)

Meet me in IRC and I'll talk turkey. This isn't the place to discuss such secretive matters. I suppose Organization XIII's room will have to do for now...Temporarily, at least. NW servers, #OrgXIII. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:57, 13 December 2012 (UTC)

A Farewell to Arms

Sorry to spam your talk page, but I wanted to ask something. I hope you won't think me too fickle, but I'm dropping MSF. RL has reclaimed me, and I've again lost most of my spare time to the twins evils of work and education. And the time I have left to play UD, I want to spend on fun stuff, without having to waste AP on recruiting, etc.

Frankly, being a very lazy bastard, I've found I'm not quite committed enough to start a new group. I'm fine designing Wiki pages, making forums, for the heck of it, but when it comes down to it, I don't want to have to plan things and have to lead, which is probably why I didn't actively recruit. So I've decided to let go of MSF, and just enjoy the game without the pressure of having to lead a group.

I'll be applying for a existent group, since I find lone-wolfing it is not fun. Probably the PK, since Professor DT & some others have done a wonderful job of convincing me of the virtues of knowledge, or elsewhere. I'd apply for O13, but with IP issues, and the fact I'm going to have to accept Merondi's seniority over me... And I've realized I don't like being dead (probably the fact I made the mistake of buying brain-rot for my prior character and was dead most of the time then is responsible), another reason to cancel MSF. You can probably guess I've found I like PKing best of all three styles. :D

Merondi has (wisely) refused to take over MSF, and I'm probably not coming back to it later, so it will be left leaderless. I would be glad to leave it open, so anyone who wants can pick up the idea. So should I just leave the Wiki pages, or ask for deletion? I know the Wiki does delete unused group pages after a year or so.

By the way, if you or anyone wants to lead the group, I'd be glad. Although I guess leading 2 active tri-nature groups (maybe 3, since I think you're planning to revive Desunoto) would be too much even for you, both M and I think you'd make a nice Big Boss. ;) Anyway, thanks for all your help, and I hope to keep seeing you around. --  FOXLION   Foxsilhouette.png 00:36, 16 December 2012 (UTC)

Most of the old group pages get left alone. It's mostly just the ones that got put up one time, never had any work done on them, and failed to ever really have any content on their pages that end up getting deleted. Yours was known by a number of people, was clearly not a one day thing, and had some actual content to it. It won't be going away, I'd think, and there's no real reason to put it up for Deletion either. History is history, after all. No sense in deleting it when it actually has something to it. Aichon 04:21, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
If you look around for PKer groups, the currently active ones would be Philosophe Knights, Flowers of Decay and Cobra. There are also Columbine Kids, but their activity has been a bit spotty recently. -- Spiderzed 12:36, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
says you.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 14:14, 16 December 2012
There was no response to the most recent PKA invite. Other than that, Moloch, Chuck Decker and you seem to be active by public records. -- Spiderzed 15:45, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
Ah, thanks for clarifying. Well, MSF might not have been a one-day thing, but it was pretty much a one-month thing. :( But good to know I can just leave the pages. I'd have been sad to have all those hours I spent on them deleted... Thanks for the links, Spiderzed. It's nice to know there are still several groups in the business of professional PKing.--  FOXLION   Foxsilhouette.png 21:59, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
Come on, just admit my superiority, or 'seniority' as you put it, at least in UD, and be done with it. :P --Meronditalk XII 04:53, 18 December 2012 (UTC)
Hmm... I'm finding it very hard to take you & your request seriously. :D And I never knew you were capable of a 1000yd Headshot.--  FOXLION   Foxsilhouette.png 07:14, 19 December 2012 (UTC)

(x__x) (x__x)

haha, may jayson slip and drown in pools of dead obese sweat! fatties be dead agains and agains     : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 01:47, 18 December 2012 (UTC)

Interesting, since your alt is the obese one dying again and again. Oh, and I know I'm expecting a lot from someone like you, but can you at least spell the name right? It's Jayson. --Meronditalk XII 04:32, 18 December 2012 (UTC)
sorry for typo, jayson. yes, the obese ones have barely had time to eat more than several buckets of chicken coz we've been getting killed so often, but we expect that with such efficient adversaries. this post is complimenting jayson's efficiency, not complaining. look forward to orgxiii becoming pkers again so we can team up for murders. please remember, orgxiii attacked us first, we came north to pk at mall, but we're always happy to have some good rivals. btw, right now - in ur base killin ur d00dz x --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 16:34, 19 December 2012 (UTC)
Hate to say it, but you annoyed us first by holing up in Lamport. As for working with you, first prove you're able to stop zerging first. With your history of zerging, it makes us very unlikely to continue working with you like we had done in the past. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:38, 19 December 2012 (UTC)
history of zerging? that was an accident and they removed me from the list like two years ago. twins weren't even involved. when we were in lamport, we were told to leave and didn't, and that got us killed, we were never told the reason why. after that i assumed you'd enjoy some friendly pker rivalry, we generally pk groups who we deem worthy, as i said, this post here was a compliment, not a complaint. sorry to piss you off, we were only passing through the burb, pit-stopping for island tourism en route to mall, we'll move on     : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 21:18, 19 December 2012 (UTC)
That's not the point. The point is you, as a player, has had a history of zerging, as this report will show. Cut down on the zerging incidents such as that one, and maybe we'll consider working with you again. Until then, Organization XIII does not recognize you as friends, allies, welcome citizens of Gatcombeton, or even legitimate players. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:28, 19 December 2012 (UTC)
oh, shit, didn't know about that. rakewell was not mine for most of last year. i had no idea that had happened. it would have said to that effect in rakewell's profile at the time. but no, i don't zerg, i never have, and i never will. am not technically adept enough to do all that proxy shit, and i really can't be bothered, it would all really be more hassle than it's worth, the game is fun enough as it is. all my alts are listed in my profile. aside from an accidental within ten square slight overlap, if anyone can ever prove any zerging from me, aside from that incident, i'll gladly immediately permanently retire those characters. i use the maps, am anti-zerg, and zerg accusations are really annoying, it's like being punished for efficiency, or co-ord play. i rarely use any external forums so can't defend myself from gossip, it should be water off a duck's back, but it does get annoying, so easier and less hostile just not to meta-game. moving on & abandoning thread. farewell GoL     : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 21:46, 19 December 2012 (UTC)
Although it's a moot point, I'd also like to point out AH did more than just stay at Lamport. You PKed our members inside the building, then kept the island Extremely barricaded in a futile attempt to keep us out of our own HQ. I believe you were warned that continuing to do so would get you killed before we charged in. And of course, we don't mind a light PKing war, but the bad-mouthing graffiti quickly gets old. I'm sorry if that is not you, but I'm frankly very suspicious, considering the tasteless grafitti started after we PKed AH several times, and only seems to happen when Obese Twins or Blau Cheez are alive. --Meronditalk XII 22:49, 19 December 2012 (UTC)



Does it look like January, yet? :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:34, 20 December 2012 (UTC)
No, but it won't change the fact that you're a pansy girl person and you should just suck it up and not do the shit you usually do with this account. bluuuuuh--SA 00:43, 20 December 2012 (UTC)

I'm still active

Although most of my game time is spent searching for 3D Cinemas or updating my offline copy of a map I'm making to show the locations of Malton's cinemas. --Klexur 06:28, 24 January 2013 (UTC)


You coming back to that at some point or just letting it fade away? Just wondering. --K 22:34, 12 September 2013 (BST)

Slow and steady wins the race. --Axe Hack: The Legend Returns to the Wiki 23:43, 12 September 2013 (BST)
My appearance here is only Stage 1. --Axe Hack: The Legend Returns to the Wiki 23:45, 12 September 2013 (BST)
Alright, but just remember, slow and steady is also how this game is dying. --K 22:46, 13 September 2013 (BST)
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