User talk:Capt Schwartz

Contradiction

I'd like to very politely point out the contradiction on your page - first you say that the Dunell Hills suburb is devoid of any survivor life, then you go on to say that the DHPD must be off somewhere else instead of protecting civilians. Correct me if I'm wrong but if there are no civilians there to protect, then we're obviously doing the opposite of what you say, which is to protect survivors in neighbouring suburbs (like say, Caiger which was under attack from LUE). And before you counter with 'yes but survivors would be alive if the DHPD put effort into maintaining the suburb' I'll preempt you by pointing out that this is not true, since no survivor would be stupid enough to hang out there unless they were working on an operation to unruin it. Ezekiel UK 13:44, 25 June 2008 (BST)

You're putting the horse before the cart. --Capt Schwartz 22:25, 25 June 2008 (BST) (FIRST CLASS)

Maybe so, but it's hilarious watching a horse push a cart and much more fun that doing it the other way round. Ezekiel UK 11:02, 26 June 2008 (BST)

If no survivors would be "stupid enough to hang out there" and DHPD isn't there (but in Caiger/Darvall Hts.) then why should they be considered an active survivor group in Dunell Hills?--– Nubis ^NWO 13:36, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Why not become the Darvall Hts PD (DCC would give you the page) ? Then you can have your own mall!--– Nubis ^NWO 13:38, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Meh, Caiger sucks ass. Anyway, even if we decided to move to Dulston, we'd still be the Dunell Hills Police Department. It's just a name, and reflects our origins as much as anything else. Ezekiel UK 15:40, 27 June 2008 (BST)

Welcome to our Wiki

--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS

Thank you, dear Mr Airborne88. I hope to be a valuable part of this community. --Capt Schwartz 04:24, 7 April 2008 (BST)

Sorry about the "huge welcome banner". I am sure you will do fine. If you need anything at all just drop me a line on my talk page and I'll do what I can. Have fun!--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 04:39, 7 April 2008 (BST)

Welcome! may the Schwartz be with you!! a template to celebrate! YAY!!

	Smart Pubbies
	This user or group is smarter than the average pubbie and knows that Barricade Policy Enforcement is just a new PKer alt group created by The Dead in attempt to make up for the ineffectiveness of their zombies

--Showcase^Talk 01:56, 14 April 2008 (BST)

A PKer alt group? Good Lord, how delightfully treacherous! And on my talk page too! I will not stand for this. REMOVE IT AT ONCE OR FACE MY WRATH. --Capt Schwartz 04:59, 14 April 2008 (BST) (FIRST CLASS, AND ANGRY TOO)

How to link

Links inside the UD Wiki are like this [[User:Airborne88|here]] which looks like this:here outside links look like this: [http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?airborne88] or this [1]

Thank you for the clarification.

I don't quite understand this logic (or lack thereof)

Found this amusing note —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Capt Schwartz (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

"Regardless of whether it is against a 'rule in the books' of the wiki... Please do something man..."
--Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 23:33, 15 April 2008 (BST)

REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER

You need to pick an unbiased arbiter for the arbitration shit thing that wan yao is bitching about. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 21:54, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Incorrect. You do not need to pick an arbitrator at all. Going to the arbitration page, accepting the arbitration process and then rejecting every offered arbitrator is an accepted and legal way to make an arbitration case go away. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 22:28, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Complaints

I would like some acknowledgment on the discussion page of your group the BEP, about members under your group name committing offenses against the ACC. Unless this is resolved the situation will deteriorate into an unhealthy situation. I don't want that to be the case. Please get back to me on it. --Alcatraz311 18:01, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Warning

Please do not add humorous suggestions to the main suggestions area, on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. -- boxy 12:10, 4 May 2011 (BST)

I was absolutely serious. How can you consider my suggestion humerous when there are people suggesting we add SHOPPING CARTS? Seriously, that is just ridiculous and should be stopped immediately. Spend your time chasing the real criminals, not the fine upstanding people, such as myself, who make this game great. --Capt Schwartz 00:27, 31 May 2011 (BST)