User talk:Danceyman
The danceyman can!
DANCEYMAN IS A PK'ER AND AN INADEQUATE DANCER! What? Lets sort that out. First of all... Inadequate? When did I ever claim to be a professional? I just dance to be a random f---up. PK'er? Hmmmm not really no. I did shoot KC in the dark a few times, but I never killed here, or even came close to killing her. Then I apologized for the actions guided by misinformation that I conducted in Club Fortesque. Then I was killed by Mr Chapel. At which time I expressed interest in returning the favour. However since he was no where to be found, I reported him as a PK'er to the proper authorities. I was then VERY promptly killed by KC Griffin for doing that. She as immedietely inducted into the Rogues Gallery for her unnessacery act. The next day I claimed my bounty on her. Then in the following days I was killed TWICE! without provocation by this irritating duo. When I was killed the second time, I was informed that because I expressed interest in killing Chapel, that walking into a room where I was sleeping, shooting me to death, while I slept and then leaving the building was an act of self defense. Then as I was leaving the area, trying to put the troubles of the past behind me, I was attacked again. By some people who seemed to be in a very similar situation to me. Am I going to hunt them down and murder them in their sleep? No. Because Im not an asshole.--Danceyman 17:02, 8 August 2008 (BST)
An Explanation
http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/06-22-08_1700hrs_PUBLIC/IN_88-77_wtf_1c5-9ef-f9f.html I believe it should offer some light as to how this whole war got started. It seems Paul Leary was in the rogues gallery, and Ppank was merely acting on instinct. Buttholes didnt like it and brought the shit to Fark. Where the rest of Penny Heights was forced into the fray. I challenge ANY butthole to bring me a screen shot of me killing them. Thats still on. By the way
So are you trying to say that you listed Paul Leary in the Rogue's Gallery for saying that He PKed somebody? Is admitting the crime the same as actually being caught committing the crime? This looks like hearsay and braggadocio to me. It is true that there is a war between BHS and fart and therefore all PKs between members of both groups are legal. Dancey, you claim to be allied with fart and that puts you square in our sights, open game, dead meat. Continue your songey and dancey as long as you like, butt the fact remains that you give every appearance of a person who wants to stir up the pot and keep things as bloody as possible with your pointing finger. You've mentioned calling a truce and it is prolly a good idea, butt it will never happen as long as your antagonistic rhetoric continues. Meanwhile, you keep yourself on the list of targets for our group and will eventually be revealed as a shit-starter to yours. Good luck with that! Personally, I dig killing zombies and I'm tired of the war, butt alas, I am a Butthole Surfer way down deep in my soul and I must support my brothers in their brown quest for blood. You should consider coming over to the brown side, Dancey. You would make a great double agent and you could siphon information to us to help us hone our attacks to an even sharper edge. We would love that and it would keep you on our good side. fart is the bad guy here. The axis of evil. They started this shit and they will never forget the bugs they found when they lifted our turd. We have incredible tenacity, meaning we will not stop until we are satisfied with the outcome. We are one of the largest organized groups in Malton at this time with over 20 known members and we are growing. More and more bounty hunters are learning the truth as well. We've been offered immunity from DEM and the Rogues Gallery and we didn't even ask for it! Saint Gambi herself has been parlaying with us in our own hideout. Your reputation darkens with every AP you spend trying to smear ours. Be careful. --Tex tripppen 17:36, 8 August 2008 (BST)
- Now let's just get this straight. I didn't offer immunity. I offered to help the BHS clear their bounties. I don't speak for DEM and I'm not affiliated with them in any way. But Dancyman, you need to take a chill pill. You're not a PKer? Really? You try telling that to the zombies you headshot. Beyond that little correction, I have no further business with you Danceyman. If you'd like my help clearing a bounty, or perhaps you'd like to be Amber Waves of Pain's next victim come on over to my talk page. If you'd like to declare war on the Butthole Surfers, do so on the Rogue's Gallery. --Amber Waves of Pain 19:43, 8 August 2008 (BST)
Danceyman=liar, liar=danceyman
Liar, liar pants on fire. I hope your new girlfriend discovers what you really are and drops you like a hot potato!--Mr chapel 21:04, 29 August 2008 (BST)
Mr. Nice-Guy
Wow! To hear you tell it you should be "Saint" Danceyman. You say we killed you in your sleep. Dude! When have you ever atttacked one of us when we weren't asleep? Never! Never when we are facing you. The one time we came close to facing you as we tried to explain your mistaking us for someone else you laughed in our face and ran off to what you thought was safety (it wasn't though was it?). We gave you a truce and then you claim we wouldn't and put us on Starcakes enemies list. Ah Dancey... I knew you couldn't behave. It's just not in your nature but I know your future... you've played with us before... we're kind of like Candid Camera... don't be surprised if someone comes up to you and says "Smile... " ah, you know the rest. NYUK, NYUK! --Mr chapel 13:07, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Oops!
Hey I didn't say anthing bad about your girlfriend. In the spirit of the game I said something bad about you and that she would find out about you! The implication being she would realize who you are (or at least your character in the game) and drop you. You are probabably a nice guy in real life... the character Danceyman ... not so much. But then again... it's not like we really go around killing zeds, etc. But you are right... I shouldn't have mixed real world people with game people so for that I apologize (out of the game). I will check the timing if I can figure out how. That would be good if true. --Mr chapel 19:57, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Explanation Tentatively Accepted
Ok, ok, that sounds like a pretty honest mistake. You do see the humor in you forgetting to do something (informing your compatriots) that you so adamantly reminded us to do, don't you? It also seemed pretty suspicious at first, but you do seem to have genuinely forgotten. So that's that.
About the signature, are you familiar with HTML code? (I'm not. I can only do the most simple stuff, so I begged my wonderful husband to help me - which he very kindly did.) Anyway, you just format the signature how you want it, and put that format into the nickname section of your user profile (in your preferences). After that you simply check the raw signatures box and -voila- you have a personalized signature! Pretty neat isn't it? -- KC Griffin 03:21, 3 September 2008 (BST)
Format for Signature
This drove me crazy 'til I could figure it out, so I thought I'd help you a little. Here's the basic format (view it on the edit page):
You can fill in the font face section, change the color, etc. It's best to choose a standard font so everyone can see it (my first font choice was not very common and couldn't be seen on everyone's computers). Some good colors can be found here: non-dithering colors. Does this make sense? I hope so. -- KC Griffin 15:30, 3 September 2008 (BST)
Tweaking
Hmm... the italics are my fault - sorry. Try this. Copy the following (from the edit page of course) including the brackets: Danceyman. Go to the user profile under your preferences, and paste it in the box labeled "Nickname." Under that check the box that says "Raw signatures (without automatic link)." Once you've done that, you should be able to get that signature every time you press the signature button! -- KC Griffin 03:34, 4 September 2008 (BST)
Invader Zim?
Interesting... -- KC Griffin 01:58, 5 September 2008 (BST)
A visit from a Butthole Surfer
Heh heh. You're cute! Why do you whine on the BHS talk page about a non-BHS Pking of your candied ass? Hell, we even WARNED YOU when we heard that killers had found your location and were coming after you. Those guys you mentioned are not BHS, butt they hang in our clubhouse because they're COOL GUYS AND WE ALLOW THEM TO HANG THERE! They both know you from your dealings with us & your dealings with them and if they want to hunt you then that is they're prerogative. They are not Butthole Surfers and are not influenced by us, do not take orders from us (nor do we try to give them orders) and they can do what they want! We think it's funny when you whine, so we laugh and snicker when someone pisses you off. It's just like the playground all over again, Dancey. You're being picked on by the ones who don't like you and then you cry about it. If you don't like it then maybe you should become one of the cool guys and earn some respect - by not whining and crying. Be strong! Fight back! When you kill StonColdSteveAustin, say something witty and biting to him first! Don't be a crybaby, butt make others YOUR BITCH. And enjoy the game. --Tex Tripppen BHS 20:11, 8 October 2008 (BST)
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