User talk:Jack Heins
In all seriousness...
You, sir, are nothing but a troll. And an unfunny one at that. If you want to offend me, you have to try harder.
P.S. Or not. I don't like my talk page to be polluted with nonsense. -- Kittithaj 20:07, 12 September 2009 (BST)
- +1 --Stepdown 17:04, 13 September 2009 (BST)
Was that the best you can do? Pathetic. You disappeared for 2 weeks. I expect a better, smarter, and well-written trolling than that. Here, let me show you how:
Sir, I respectfully decline your offer. My life is pretty normal, boring, and safe. I'm not promiscuous enough to risk AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases. I'm also not a heroin addict, slowly killing myself with dirty syringes. But I'm sure someone who talks about AIDS lightly like you are more well-versed in those activities. And most importantly, doesn't care about catching it.
And by the way, even DTangent himself has more class than you. He has redeemed himself and turned to the forces of good. All he needs to do now is to prove himself. And here you are, rejected by both sides. Congratulations. -- Kittithaj 23:54, 24 September 2009 (BST)
- So, if all of those Hitler salutes are not trolling, then what are they? Personal statement of your belief? If so, you're even worse that I thought. I may be pedantic, but at least I'm not ignorant.
- Besides, if you think Urban Dead is so boring (including trolling it), why don't you just... you know... quit? Go find something else to do. Study history, for example. I can't see how spamming the radio repeatedly is "fun." For trying to create drama, you fail miserably. The only thing you achieve is making a fool of yourself.
- Too bad, if you just quit while you're on top, you'd be remembered as a respected member of an important survivor group. But from now on, people will only remember you as an unfunny racist with crude jokes. And nobody is going to miss you when you go. Sad, really. -- Kittithaj 02:54, 26 September 2009 (BST)
- "you'd be remembered as a respected member of an important survivor group." I appreciate the boost but although we play as survivors for the time being, we're traditionally a zombie group. --DTangent 02:01, 28 September 2009 (BST)
