User talk:RadicalWhig/Altabuse Evidence Locker
Hey leave me out of this!
Philip Oliver Holes (POH) here. I left a note on Peng's talk page but I'll mention it here too. I don't run any alts and I'm not sure how/why I have been associated with someone in TCC.
It's not like anyone can really offer any proof that they are not running alts...but to be fair the burden of proof should be on the accuser. So in the absence of anything resembling proof, please don't associate me with this TCC character or anyone else. Thanks. --POH (talk) 21:10, 13 April 2018 (UTC)
I doth protest
I noticed in the caption for the screenshot regarding the 'crat elections that you mentioned how many votes everyone else received, yet you made no mention of my withdrawal from the election, nor the fact that I received...*goes to check*...7 votes (again, despite withdrawing my candidacy within hours). As a result of your grievous omission, the only inference an informed, well educated reader can possibly draw is that I ran the full term of the election but am such a failure at life that I couldn't even muster a single vote, neither of which is actually the case!
I demand that you make note in the caption of the fact that I withdrew my candidacy and further demand your acknowledgement that I would have handily won the election had I not withdrawn*. And, as recompense for your omission and as compensation for inferred libel, I additionally demand $3,267.23 USD**.
Should you take longer than 36 hours to respond, know that I will bring the full weight of WIKI LAW*** to bear on this matter.
I expect your prompt response****, good sir.
*Had the votes for me continued pouring in at the rate they were at the time I withdrew.
**To be paid exclusively in $2 bills and Sacagawea dollars.
***I.e. I'll leave this small wall of text here and will expect Bob and maybe a few other lurkers to one day notice it, shake their heads, and then move along.
****...to be suitably dismissive of my claims, derogatory in nature, and swift in its escalation of perceived sleights.
—Aichon— 00:05, 14 April 2018 (UTC)
