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No problem being PKed, but could you explain to me in what way you think making a comment like this in-game is appropriate: "Is it true you enjoy being subjected to a degrading throat-rape repeatedly, from time to time?" Your character's going on the ignore list. See ya.--{{User:Mallrat/sig}} 17:38, 9 April 2013 (BST)
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Wow today you actually got revenge baby girl. Or atleast one of your followers did. Til next time. Punch punch-[[User:Blazing arrow|Blazing arrow]] 17:11, 26 March 2013 (UTC)
 
Wow today you actually got revenge baby girl. Or atleast one of your followers did. Til next time. Punch punch-[[User:Blazing arrow|Blazing arrow]] 17:11, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

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Other ways to contact Sarah

Just a reminder, if you care to contact me in a more private setting:

kisskisslovesarah@gmail.com works nicely.--Sarah Silverman 15:05, 13 December 2012 (UTC)


NEW STUFF UP TOP PLEASE!! That means start a new section for new conversations - so this page reads most recent to oldest -- hit the edit button over here to start ----------------->

"Throat Rape"

No problem being PKed, but could you explain to me in what way you think making a comment like this in-game is appropriate: "Is it true you enjoy being subjected to a degrading throat-rape repeatedly, from time to time?" Your character's going on the ignore list. See ya.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 17:38, 9 April 2013 (BST)

Good for sarah

Wow today you actually got revenge baby girl. Or atleast one of your followers did. Til next time. Punch punch-Blazing arrow 17:11, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

Huh? Please 'splain.--SarahSig.png 18:55, 26 March 2013 (UTC)


Well one of your peeps killed me and a member of my group silly. And I like your new sig :p Kick kick-Blazing arrow 22:50, 27 March 2013 (UTC)


Yeah, thanks. Figured that out. We're like elephants. I'll visit you if I'm ever over there.--SarahSig.png 23:09, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

In which Duke Cage visits, and has difficulty following simple instructions.

It says New Stuff On Top so does that mean on top of each section or do I post on top of the page? Oh wait, nevermind. Don't care. No one will ever read it because Sarah Silver-MAN's humor was so repelling it caused our satellites to fall out of orbit. Ka-Pow! **Self-approving Fist Pump***. I would like to thank you for your ridiculous documentation of your adventures. I think you have honestly put more on paper about TZH than we have. And we are completely obsessed with ourselves. Balls To The Whalls! We are awesome!

I can't speak for all our members, but I am going to anyway. YOU SUCK! Please get on Netflix so I can give you poor reviews with multiple misspelled words and inappropriate commas. Gotta make it look the part!!! You should take acting lessons from ole Cagey here! Meet me at Phillips Bank in Mornington. I'm outside of it cleverly disguised as a zombie. You then pretend you're not a worthless sack of.... worthless (***Fist Pump***) and stick a revive needle in my temple. I'll let you know how you did after I cleverly stand up with a shotgun in hand. Let's do this! -Duke cage 16:32, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

Dooky! So nice to see you talking! The 'up top' thing is to make the conversation the most recent from top down. It's ok to make a new section, silly! Your insults have frankly withered me. Well, probably not. Anyway - I'm glad you enjoyed my stuff, and you liked being the bad guys in Season Five. Someone should be happy about it - because as a producer of a program, I gotta say I'm glad we killed your characters off - suuuhuuuuck city! So - I can't meet you. I'm very, very far away from Mornington, and we're shooting Season Six, which has zero to do with you zeroes. Maybe some other time! Kiss kiss, Love Sarah --Sarah Silverman 16:56, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

a present for a nice little yenta.

#163 Izumi Orimoto http://iamscott.net/1361279528754.html intro. http://iamscott.net/1361279498774.html education. enjoy my dear. אמת PK13:20, 19 February 2013 (UTC)

HA! That is so kind of you, and also so... funny! It would seem Izumi is still in need of some Education, so she could do far worse than having a teacher such as yourself. Thanks! --Sarah Silverman 14:46, 19 February 2013 (UTC)

In which Izumi is elated that she's killed me

First blood! BOOYEAH!!! Give up yet? Kitakaze 22:48, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

So, well done, Zoomy. You got me. I can graciously give you credit for finding me and killing me. That said, you stupid cow, how on Earth does your hampster-brain compute "First Blood" out of that? There is probably no one I've killed MORE in this game than you. I've even killed you since you stood up recently, and only once because I didn't want to scare you off. This despite you standing cow-eyed in the most predictable places. I'm not even mad. Just get it right ok? Learn how to be cool? I'm going to haze you until you understand - don't be this silly trenchie twat. There's a saying in American football - when you reach the end zone, act like you've been there before. Allright?


Now, I'm fine for you to keep killing me or whatever - but I'm a bit busy with this other stuff. I'll kill you if I can't help but trip over you, but I'm telling you right now that you're way down on my priority list. You're like the girl I know will let me have the booty call whenever I want it, and I'm looking to fuck Mark Whalberg with a strap-on, uh, strapped on in his short, girly, Boston ass while Dhave Grohl and Duke Cage watch. Get my meaning? So don't be posting about how you're racking up the unanswered whatevers while we're doing big kid stuff, ok?


That said, how'd you like the player killing? Fun, innit? I know you loved it. All that nonviolence crap back in the day was revolting nonsense you didn't even believe yourself. I've turned you into what you beheld, and you LOVE it. Say it! SAY MY NAME! --Sarah Silverman 03:53, 17 February 2013 (UTC)



I meant first blood since officially declaring my intentions for revenge, you dumb twat. But you were probably a few dozen IQ points shy of being able to figure that out. And you call ME a hampster-brain? PUH-PLEASE! You make stupidity into an art form! And that's fine, long as you've learned your lesson and stay out of my suburb I'll leave you alone for now...but mess with me again and I'll keep you on the ground till you ragequit, savvy? Kitakaze 04:44, 17 February 2013 (UTC)


That was a bit too easy, Zoomy. Do I have to do everything here? What are you going to do? Go back to healing zombies? What's your plan? I think you've got a taste for the killing now. Maybe go find Jimmy or Stephen again. Or someone completely innocent! You know you want to know how that feels. You have the power within you Zoomy. I am your Mother! Search your feelings! You know it to be true!--Sarah Silverman 11:49, 17 February 2013 (UTC)

You're a poor sport, you know that? You know that you can't win so you resort to, what, manipulation? Really? How boring! You've lost your touch you old dingbat, maybe you're not worth the effort I thought you were. But we'll see. I have a feeling you won't be able to help yourself, and you'll come crawling right back into the line of fire. Resistance is futile, as it were. Kitakaze 21:26, 17 February 2013 (UTC)

Never really cared for Silverman's stuff, tbh

But it's kind of nice seeing old players around again!--SA 00:41, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Um, I never cared for butt sex much, but I'm glad you're getting something?--Sarah Silverman 01:08, 14 February 2013 (UTC)


I know right? Somebody has to take one for the team every once in awhile!--SA 01:20, 14 February 2013 (UTC)


Took me long enough to figure out who you were! I'm getting slow in old age apparently. Nice to see you, too! Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 14:00, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Didnt I kill you? LoL

I think I killed you once.. And it was in locketside so it mustve been you.. When I read your broadcast then I knew your name sounded familiar, and I killed you for pking a friend, and yet I see you are a pker, so now I'm 99% sure I killed you once. Kiss kiss haha Blazing arrow 21:43, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Uuuuuuhmmmm OKAY? Maybe you did? Lots of people have killed me. Did you have some other message for me? Or you just wanted to tell me you killed me? I see you were born in August of last year (Blazing arrow). I woke up in October, so yes, honey. It's very possible you've killed me. I've died many, many times. It comes with the territory, and in Malton it's no worse than getting a hangnail.


What, did the short bus pull up to my talk page today? What the hell is going on here? Can I get a witness? --Sarah Silverman 22:21, 13 February 2013 (UTC)


Actually yes I did come post here just to tell you I killed you, its kinda fun running into players you met once. Today I ran into nickself at creedy fort, 2 days ago I ran into him at buckley mall, AND we were in the same group a few months ago. Strange s*** happening here...Blazing arrow 23:11, 15 February 2013 (UTC)


Ok great! I'll keep an eye out for you! Thanks for the story! Next time you're in southwestern Malton, look me up! Unless I see you first! --Sarah Silverman 14:24, 16 February 2013 (UTC)


Nah its ok, I'm not in the mood to get axed to death by some crazy tv chick, but it was fun meeting u too! Blazing arrow 20:10, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

You're boring me to tears

Seriously though, your lackies are terrible hiders. I've dispatched two of them in the past 24 hours, while you've barely managed to kill me twice in the past two weeks. I really thought this would be more of a challenge, but hey I guess its hard to coordinate a serious tactical effort when you're all the same person with a 150 IP hit limit. I don't know why I didn't start hunting you down in force years ago- its actually kind of fun to be on the other end of things for a change. And I intend to beat you at your own game. So come and get me, I'll be waiting for you - kiss kiss, bitch. Kitakaze 21:04, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Now who are you? You don't even register in my list of TZH members. Nice formatting on your talk page as well! Your contribution to the flavor of this wiki is duly noted, and I'll be certain to accord you extra respect for both your witty banter above, and your dazzling display of creativity at your own pages. You seem like that little dog who yips at the ankles of the bulldog. Where's someone creative like Duke Cage when you need him? Mark and Dhave, is this really the best you've got these days?


So, since you were kind enough to engage me in conversation, I'll resist the urge to ask Dhave why he lets you talk when there are adults in the room... but (sigh) here we go:


1. We don't really hide. I'm not dead, so I have no idea who've you killed today. Last I knew Triumph was in the Malton College of Medicine, so I'll bet you'd be too chicken to kill him there. As for the rest of us? Well, death is a non-permanent state. Kill us MOAR. It makes no difference. You're missing the point, Skidmarkaze.
2. You guys are the scared ones, apparently. A week ago I couldn't drop a bloody tampon without hitting a member of TZH, and now you've all run for the hills or are hiding behind nurses at the MCM. Weak. How very UN-Balls to the Whalls. How very NOT Whalbergian of you.
3. We are a small group, but we are not the same person. Dhave knows this. I'm all for trading insults, but unless you've some evidence against some member of my group, kindly refrain from measuring us against your own example, you twat.
4. Is this really your profile? Kitakaze? A level one player with 4 experience created in 2006? How preposterous that I even took the time to respond here. You're not even listing Team Zombie Hardcore as your group. And you're accusing us of alt abuse? What a little fool you are.
5. I'm here to entertain myself, silly. Not you.


I'm going to withhold the kisses from you. You most certainly did not earn my famous tag line with that incredibly dim and uninteresting salvo above.--Sarah Silverman 21:30, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
Funny, you don't even recognize your oldest and dearest "friend". Kitakaze is merely an alias I use on this wiki, the profile you linked to is not mine. I'm certainly not affiliated with TZH. And you'll find it to be hard to entertain yourself when you're spending all your time at revive points. I'm going to absolutely humiliate you at every opportunity for MY amusement. You've been a thorn in my side for years, and now I'm going to get the tweezers and shove them up your chimney. Kitakaze 22:44, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
OH HAI!!!! I'm sorry, I've got this other big thing going on with TZH, so I'm a bit fixated on that. I can't belive I didn't figure that out!!
Oh my dear Zoomy. I think you'll have to move a bit further than a 4 block radius around St. Alex's if you want to humiliate me. And yes, I did hear you killed Colbert and Jimmy - as they stealthily hid IN YOUR HOSPITAL and in the ADJACENT MALL! Oh, you're the crack Sherlock Holmes safari hunter, you are! HA! See you around Zoomy - I wasn't going to grief you - but if you're gonna be all twatty on my talk page, I'm sure I can go search for TZH members over your way. The nice thing about actually HAVING a group is that you don't spend very long in revive points. You may remember those days. I hear your former group members asked you to leave the hospital!--Sarah Silverman 23:38, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
And the nice thing about my group no longer being active is the fact that I am now free to waive the principles of pacifism I once held. I think you'll find I'm more than a match for you. But I guess you'll have to find out for yourself now, won't you? This is going to be fun. I may even recruit a new generation of Valkyries with the sole aim of keeping you in the ground, but for now I'm going to see how well I do on my own. I'm armed to the teeth and back with a vengeance, baby! And I can't wait to exchange a few rounds with you. ^_- Kitakaze 23:48, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
Oh please, for the love of God, do that. I want an ENTIRE group of folks just like you devoted to me. That's just the kind of thing I love. The proper level of worship and respect for a girl of my many talents. Let's not have all of them be you this time though, ok Izumi Orimoto?--Sarah Silverman 00:50, 14 February 2013 (UTC)
OH, and are you out of high school now? You must be!

Tee-hee! I'm glad you approve of the idea! It's going to be just like old times, except in reverse! And as your number one "fan" I think I'm more deserving of the honor of "worshpping" you than anyone! I'm super excited! Are you excited?!?!? Because I'm pretty flipping excited!!^_^ Kitakaze 00:58, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

And yes, I'm in college, doing something with my life. How about you? =P


Yes, I am out of high school. As you know, I was born December 1, 1970. I went to NYU, then devoted myself full time to comedy.


I'll take your usurping of a celebrity's biography to mean no. Kitakaze 01:08, 14 February 2013 (UTC)


As you wish Zoomy. I'm so conflicted now! Chase after those cowardly TZH TV ruining bastards, or hunt you like the stinking dog you are? I mean, there's probably no one person I've killed more often in this game than you, but you hardly qualify as the yang to my yin or anything. You're like a case of crabs I just couldn't wash out. Like the eggs kept hatching, over and over? Like that. Well, we'll see. A lady doesn't have to share her mind... and neither do I.--Sarah Silverman 02:40, 14 February 2013 (UTC)


Funny, I remember thinking similarly about you a few years ago. Like a stubborn ugly cockroach you just kept coming back. Even after years of being gone I come back and find your ugly mug grinning over my corpse within a week (I swear your ugliness must have just turned me to stone like some horrid medusa, or a banshee or something). Well now its on like Donkey Kong, just like you always wanted. Except now I think I want it even more! When you find that you and all your groupies (assuming they're real people at all) are being made a fool of by little old "Zoomy", maybe you'll finally just ragequit for good and go do something with your life! Or at least get outside every once in awhile, you pasty little goblin. Kitakaze 09:57, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Keep working on the new schtick, Zoomster. You're not quite there yet. I feel like I'm being threatened by a lunch lady or something.--Sarah Silverman 12:02, 14 February 2013 (UTC)
First blood! BOOYEAH!!! Give up yet? Kitakaze 22:48, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

TZH

i've been killing them for about a year non stop. we got them to quit for a few months. but like herpes they always come back. the MCM provide quick revives. just don't sleep there. it's the first place they look. אמת PK 14:27, 11 December 2012 (UTC)

Well, The LNTVC is much diminished these days, but we'll give it a go for a while - at least as long as it's fun.Sarah Silverman 15:44, 11 December 2012 (UTC)
My my - The Philosophe Knights approach me about killing TZH, the TZH approach me about killing the PK. I feel so POPULAR! And here I just woke up after so very long. I must say, it's hard to play favorites, and a lot of the accusations seem very dramatic. That Jayne Cobb is a nice boy though. I'll have to talk to Jimmy and Triumph and see what they want to do. Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 14:42, 15 December 2012 (UTC)
i might have to kill you now for not indenting properly on your own talk page. אמת PK 19:56, 15 December 2012 (UTC)~
Goodness! How very... meticulous of you!--Sarah Silverman 14:31, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
Lol. The PK's need help killing us. No shit they do, of the many many PKer suckwads that have hunted us before (LNTVC included) you are easily 2nd to last in terms of effectiveness. That is despite your flagrant zerging Harrison. How about you claw some of the sand out of your vaginas, you'll run faster Harrisuck. And don't flatter yourself, no part of your zerggasming made us quit. Or fuck it, flatter yourself. Its probably the only thing that keeps you from slitting your effeminate wrists. But don't think for a second that its true. Lick a dick you chump! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! Oh, and Silverman, I replied to you on my own page. Also, go fuck yourself. But video tape it, that would be fun to watch. --Dhavid Grohl 21:26, 12 February 2013 (UTC)
I've never been on the zerg liste. all of your alts are. lets at least get the facts straight. love you man. hah.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 06:35, 18 February 2013

Greetings

Hello, Ms Silverman,
I just received word that you've been accusing Philosophe Knights of Zerging, yet holding off from killing them due to their affiliation. First, I'd like to let you know that should you find anyone who is Zerg Listed and is wearing our tags, please kill them without hesitation. We do the same, as a matter of policy.
The other thing I came to say was that the member you pointed out as a zerg is not in fact on the Zerg Liste, nor can I find any reference to him or his alt being submitted for it. If you know something that I do not, please bring me up to speed.
Thank you, and Praise Knowledge.
--DTPraise KnowledgePK 21:00, 4 November 2012 (UTC)

Hi DT! Nice to see you again! Well, I'm glad I didn't kill them then! I'll tell you where I saw it - in the Rogues Gallery. Under his bounty record there was a notation about zerging - on this list: http://rg.urbandead.net/ - If I could remember the name, I'd get you the full link, and check to make sure I'm not crazy.
Honestly, I am kind of crazy, so it very possible I was mistaken. In any case, I'm glad that since it wasn't a slam dunk I hesitated, because I fondly remember sorties with your crowd. I hope to see you around again, and I'm trying to get my own band back together. On a mission from something other than God.
Anyway, Kiss kiss! Sarah Silverman 14:20, 6 November 2012 (UTC)
Well, you're right that there's a notation on his Bounty sheet saying "zerg listed" but it's referring to Rick Fury who filed a Bounty Report against him after the Knight in question, WR, executed him. I suspect that you interpreted the rejected Report as a rejected Claim. I hope that clears that up, then.
By the way, stop by our forums sometime soon, events are developing you may wish to get in on. I'd waggle my eyebrows in a conspiratorial manner, but I've got a mask on.
Thank you, and Praise Knowledge! --DTPraise KnowledgePK 15:10, 6 November 2012 (UTC)

Yo

Indeed been awhile. Izumi isn't active really. I couldn't help but see ya didn't bother to dump my body out. I doubt your going soft with all this but eh, whatever.--Dragon fang 21:52, 9 July 2010 (BST)

  • Out of curiousity if nothing else, and this is more an off game q, why did ya come back to the game anyway?--Dragon fang 21:56, 9 July 2010 (BST)


  • FANGY WANGY! So nice to see you. I was just checking in after being on the road for a long time. I wondered what was up, and I found myself visiting your hospital, and armed to the teeth. So what else would make sense in that circumstance except to start shooting at you? I'll probably not be a regular, but I'll check in from time to time!--Sarah Silverman 15:00, 19 July 2010 (BST)
  • *Shrugs* Eh, Whatever. I will warn ya that things have changes quite abit so don't be surprised if you end up getting attacked back just abit more then last time. (and you can respond back to my talk page lol)--Dragon fang 04:44, 21 July 2010 (BST)
  • Good God did I fucking get pissed at you during your last stint in the area. The first comment I had the right to. The nazi one..... yea, that was just wrong and nasty. So, as the UD player and not the DF char, I'm honestly srry about that. You struck my RL anger rather good back then.--Dragon fang 09:08, 21 July 2010 (BST)


  • No worries! Life/death it's all the same here in Malton. Either way, I'll do my best to entertain.--Sarah Silverman 17:54, 26 July 2010 (BST)
  • Hey, this may seem rather odd but can you help me out with something? There's been a textrapist running around Lockettside for awhile pissing everyone off, myself big time after he attack one of my close female friends on the game, and I was wondering if we can put our history aside for now and work together to take him out? I'll be honest, I doubt he'd be able to resist TRing a celb like you. Here's his profile if you decide to help out. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1668220 --Dragon fang 00:29, 27 July 2010 (BST)
  • Sure thing, that sounds fun! Mike Smith just killed my ass, so if you want to help me out at the RP near St. Alex that'd be most welcome. People are really enjoying killing me it seems! Glad to bring joy however I can! --Sarah Silverman 14:40, 3 August 2010 (BST)
    • Sure. I let the others know that me and you called a truce for now so hoepfully that'll let you stay at the hospital freely now. I was out all day otherwise I'd have gotten to that sooner.--Dragon fang 04:58, 4 August 2010 (BST)

Two words for when you find the guy. FLARE GUN. He has fuel stains as of this post and I know you like to burn things.--Dragon fang 07:09, 8 August 2010 (BST)

  • He's currently dead at gps cordnates 24,80. Its a warehouse next to whitmarsh arms.--Dragon fang 06:31, 10 August 2010 (BST)

I made contact with the Downeys

They are interested in joining forces against Soap Opera Hospital. We will be a formidable team! --Jimmy Kimmel 21:29, 5 October 2008 (BST)

Just incase you think I'm joking. Damn shame really. You could have been a well remembered PK group. But no right minded PK group would ever use zergs. Even PK'ers have honor. Your better at comedy then killing. And limiting to PK'ing one group? Name one famous PK group that only worked in one small area? No wonder I keep hearing how lame your group is at being PKers no matter where I go in town.--Phantom Shade 07:34, 13 October 2008 (BST)

You Win

Yes. I lied about leaving to get you to leave us alone. It didn't work. You obviously care a great deal about making my life just a little less fun. So take it then. Kill me all you want. We're not going to do anything about it. Just please leave the others out of it. Its me you're so hell-bent on destroying, so have the moxie to come after ME, and me alone. Izumi Again 03:00, 29 August 2008 (BST)

Ah! The leader of the mouldering old Valkyries speaks! You have your directive from the new order: Join or die. All of you. The New Lockettside Valkyries will not tolerate such namby pamby political philosophies to exist in our headquarters. The rest of your clan seems to understand our dynamic much better than you, so until you resign I am instructing the New Lockettside Valkyries to kill everyone BUT you - you shall stand alone in the hospital and watch as your compatriots die for your refusal to accept the brilliant future of true Valkyrie power. Embrace the change, join the New Valkyries, and perhaps there's a role for you cleaning bed pans.--Sarah Silverman 10:35, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Do what you want. If taking the fun out of the game for us is truly your goal, then we'll simply have to take the fun out of it for you as much as possible. Byzantium 10:56, 30 August 2008 (BST)
sorry for intruding but dude seriously it's a big big city. Have you thought of moving to a different location? Perhaps finding an ally and going to do some good anti zombie work with them in a different location? I mean these day even the DHPD leaves Dunnell Hills to do other things. I guess my point is that the city is big enough that you could with a little effort not have to deal with people that bother you at all.--Kristi of the Dead 11:08, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Zoomy, we're adding the fun. Your group mates have made that abundantly clear, so don't say "us." I'm having fun! You should be too! Come get me! I'll dance the day I wake up and have actually been regulated by the Sock Puppeteer. Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 11:31, 30 August 2008 (BST)
holy crap I had no idea who this person was...I should be more careful when making coments. sorry for bothering ya Sarah.--Kristi of the Dead 13:04, 30 August 2008 (BST)


In which Dragon Fang Calls Me a Nazi:

Your HQ? Srry to burst the bubble on your new world order plans but last time I checked, we are still in St Alex, we are still healing anyone that comes by, we are not being cowed into something that is against the game style we picked and we, quite frankly, don't give two sh**s about what you think is best for members of the Valkyries. There are real people on the other side of each UD name. All you have proven is that you and your group are UD's resident pricks. Grow up, move on, get lost and let us play how we want. So kiss kiss, mother****er.--Dragon fang 20:59, 30 August 2008 (BST)

WOW Fangy-wangy! That was... almost HOT! You're like, a man with a penis all of a sudden! Really, I'm feeling kinda flustered after reading that. If nothing else, I have provided THIS service to the world. Though, as you lose your childlike guile you'll be less and less forgiven for the hypocrisy inherent in the Geriatric version of the Valkyrie's code. You are in there, and it will be your frequent coffin as long as you resist the inevitable! If today you are a man, realize the futility of your asking us to stop, and defend yourself.--Sarah Silverman 22:25, 30 August 2008 (BST)
I'll resist all I want. To be quite blunt, the way your acting reminds me alot of Hitler. You want us to change our game style but you kill those that don't want to be cowed. All you're doing is showing how you can't stand anyone being different then you. Izumi, myself and everyone in St Alex really don't give a shit about what you want us to do. If we die then we die and get revived. You say we're small in numbers. Well the way I see it, we may not have many offical members but many people still come to St Alex, many of whom have been there and become our allies for many months. Face facts Sarah, as long as theres even one person in the game that revives us, you and your hitler like attitude towards us will never win. So be as unforgiving to me all ya want. If joining you means giving up on the friends I've known since I started playing, then I'd rather die with them then be molded into your image of the so called *right* kind of valk--Dragon fang 01:31, 31 August 2008 (BST)
Failure. Godwin's Law. -- To know the face of God is to know madness....Praise knowledge! Mischief! Mayhem! The Rogues Gallery!. <== DDR Approved Editor 02:16, 31 August 2008 (BST)
Wow, telling a Jewish girl she's like Hitler takes some balls, kid. I think you'd better read up a little before you start comparing any one to Hitler - or haven't you gotten to World History yet in kindergarten? There are maybe 15 guys in all of recorded human history that bear comparison to that evil person. But hey, joking chatter on a video game = murdering 5 million Jews - who knew? What utter, laughable nonsense from someone I didn't fully realize was a complete moron until now.
That and calling girls 'sluts' when they get one up on you? You're a genius wit, you are. Not a strategy I'd recommend outside the game, kiddo. That said, neither of these idiocies changes anything, nor really upsets me. See you soon. --Sarah Silverman 02:16, 31 August 2008 (BST)


In Which Ryan Quicksilver Also Calls me a Nazi:

I really didn't give much thought to you Crue guys for the last few months, other than an excellent source of entertainment and asinine behavior, but you guys have pushed it too fucking far with this "New Valkyries" bullshit. You are NOTHING like actual Valkyries!

Valkyries were attractive women spirits of Norse mythology who escorted Viking warriors to Valhalla. That sounds fairly close to what Izumi and the others do.

Your "New Valkyries" are a bunch of serial killers who pick on some innocent people who are trying to make the zombie infested city a little more peaceful. That sounds more like the Nazi Gestapo than the Valkyries of Norse legend.

Oh, by the way Sarah, thanks for the easy kill today. --Ryan Quicksilver

P.S. Go find your own hospital. We're staying.

First this: Godwin's Law
My! It's pretty easy to get your panties in a wad. By my count y'all have killed us just about as many times as we've killed you this week. It seems that all I have to do to turn you into murderers is post a few pretty pictures and say a thing or two on the radio. You guys are pretty high strung! Dragon Fang likens me to a murderer of 5 million people in REAL LIFE. And now you too are likening this to Nazis? Get a grip! For that, I mock the person you are in real life, not just your character!
The only reason you were entertained over the past couple months is because we were targeting others - which really, isn't that the lamest kind of pussydom ever? You'll laugh when others are getting the biddness, but when it's focused on you, you can't take the joke? LAMO!
Chillpill says, "Payback is a bitch." What payback? I was just standing there. Did he think that was hunting me down or something? What a wimpy little weasel that kid has always been - you just know he would have run if I started shooting back - like he always has... He even failed to kill me the little pussy - you, Ryan, had to finish me off. Ha! Chill, you always were an impotent little cretinous pile of sucks-at-life.
Anyway, get some perspective. What have we pushed "too far?" I don't really see how this is any different than anything else we ever come up with. We've always killed you, we've always mocked you, and always entertained in the process. We always will. I am thoroughly entertained at the moment. You are inspiring nothing other than for me to come up with new and even more creative ways to get your ass out - y'all are so stupid it doesn't take much more than a few pretty lights and some polysyllabic words to dazzle you, apparently. Harman's the only one of you with an operating brain in his noodle!
Think about it dorkus! Where were the Valks three weeks ago, and where are they now? How many people were in that hospital? In that group? Think! I'm not going to spell it out for you! --Sarah Silverman 04:03, 1 September 2008 (BST)
In my defense, I didn't call YOU a Nazi, I was COMPARING your in-game character and group to the Nazi Gestapo. I didn't just say, "lolz, saras nazi n00b n rel lif!!!11!1". I felt you were pushing to far by threatening other people to join your group. The Valks don't do that. I haven't joined them, they haven't asked me to.
The reason I stay there is because its reasonably safe, a friendly atmosphere, and a good entry point into Tompson Mall. They respect that, and they let me stay there. Ryan Quicksilver
3 weeks ago we were zombie chow. And I'll admit I let my temper get the better of me with what I said up there and for that I'm sorry--Dragon fang 07:20, 1 September 2008 (BST)
Y'know, Fangie, if you would just take your meds every day like a good boy, you wouldn't have so many mood swings. --Sheila Broflovski 17:54, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Eh

On the other forum I was just asking if ya say my char background--Dragon fang 01:18, 27 August 2008 (BST)

lol srry if I was too active during ya visit. Colbert dropped too fast and you lucked out with my guns. I almost had ya. Kinda shocked ya don't use a flak jacket.--Dragon fang 21:50, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Fewer shotguns. I don't care if I die.--Sarah Silverman 22:25, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Same here. I've died too much to care anymore. I was tempted to died in St Alex and rise up to bite Shelia. Srry about Jimmy dieing in there--Dragon fang 01:19, 29 August 2008 (BST)


Hell Hath No Fury Tour - Summer 2008 talk!

Figured it was time to clean up all the stuff here.


Please put the newest stuff on TOP, and use a level 3 header. Thanks! Also - please space things well, and keep your indenting neat. I'm persnickety that way.

WTF?!

I noticed today that I was wounded by you, but killed by none other than JIMMY!

Glad to see you two are friends again, cause it was getting real annoying.

Ryan Quicksiver

Haliman

Hello Sarah. Right now, I can't say anything, but is there a place that we can talk privately away from all these... prying eyes? --/\Haliman/\ T | CC | UC | P! | W! 19:39, 22 August 2008 (BST)


That sounds like something Joe Franklin tried to use on me... I think we'd better stay WAAAAAAAAAAY out in public, you with your hands on the table Mister! Or you could just email me at kisskisslovesarah@gmail.com. --Sarah Silverman 19:42, 22 August 2008 (BST)


Sent, thank you. --/\Haliman/\ T | P! | W! 20:03, 22 August 2008 (BST)


You SLUT! The bed isn't even cold yet, and here you are picking up strange men on the internet! --Jimmy Kimmel 22:28, 22 August 2008 (BST)


Don't pretend like that's not how we met, "YOOG4U" - I should have sued you for false advertising!--Sarah Silverman 22:30, 22 August 2008 (BST)
LOL! Jimmy, chill. Sarah, be nice, I thought you were gonna bury the hatchet? Haha. --/\Haliman/\ T | P! | W! 21:03, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Meh

I noticed your inevitable death threat, and how killing you won't stop it.

Meh...its just how I roll. This unsigned comment from Ryan Quicksiver


Me too! Much more than you I think, which was really my point. This is my career, not yours right? Not a threat, just a plan that fits with my daily plans already. Get it? Also, don't forget to SIGN please, Ryan!--Sarah Silverman 23:33, 18 August 2008 (BST)
Good, then we understand each other. Ryan Quicksiver

You shameless, tabloid chasing, HUSSY!

I simply love what I'm hearing about you these days, dear! Malton is just a little more fabulous for having you here. Also this? Sheer genius! We should get together some time for a poetry night. Maybe we could even compile an anthology...Oooh we could get Oprah to plug it in her book club! She'll naturally want all the goss on you and Jimmy but hey, any press is good press, am I right? Call me! Mean it! --Amber Waves of Pain 15:28, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Oh Amber, you have no idea how much that means to me! I know that your group keeps you very, very busy with operations such small groups as our can only DREAM of pulling off, but perhaps you might come slumming with us one of these days on a visit to St. Alexander's hospital? It would be so nice to see perfection in action, I tell you whut. Thanks so much for your kind words, and if there's ever anything we, the sympathetic forces of Malton, can do for you, let us know. --Sarah Silverman 15:50, 14 August 2008 (BST)

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I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Colbert- Things will be far different for you from here on out. Illusionist 16:20, 13 August 2008 (BST)

Different how? Like orgasms falling from the sky? Because that would be cool. Or different like a weird twilight zone episode where everything's exactly the same, but it really isn't? Different like “Yesterday I could fit into these jeans, and today I’m a fat shit who cheats on his girlfriend,” different?
This is all very interesting, this potential 'difference' of which you speak. Generally 'different' is good, isn't it? Way better than "'same ol' same ol'", right? Of course, then you have, "Same shit, different day," which isn't all that good, and I fear probably the reality here. I mean it's usually the case when some trenchie fucknut threatens me on my talk page. So, YAY Illusionist!
Nice poem on your user page! Here, I wrote you some poetry, too! Yours was so inspiring!
From the twilight, a whimper. A flicker of self delusion, and an eternal longing to be noticed, to increase stature by borrowing the glow of the legitimate. Curious, how only the braggarts may bluster, yet in the end it is only the dickless and the syphilitic who may quest for revives...the twilight fades now, but what comes upon your jeans? The shimmering spunk of a thousand Chihuahuas?? Nay, it is the awakening of our attention... that which will extinguish thy hope. Our attention...my attention...it gives me something to do, my weapons shine as the wings of an angel. I consume a Chinese Chicken salad as I write this. Menses is my companion every 28 days, yet my birth control keeps the flow light. I am the ticket taker. These are not your seats. I am an intrusion. I am cold fusion. I will see you around.
So is Illusionist your username in the game? Just so’s I know who I’m looking out for…or won’t your mommy let you tell me that?
OMG! How did I forget this? Illusionist is ZOOMY! I'm so thick sometimes! HI ZOOMY!! It's back on SISTAH!!--Sarah Silverman 21:56, 13 August 2008 (BST)


I look forward to it, actually. Consider this a fair warning; I am finished making easy targets of myself and my people.
By the way, you have some promise as a writer. A shame you choose to waste time acting like a jerk instead of improving on your talents. Also, what people? I don't think the Valks even register on the stats page these days, nor are they listed as a group on the Lockettside page.... Illusionist 07:07, 14 August 2008 (BST)
Improving what talents? They're all so teh awesome that I can afford to expend my excess genius here. Thanks though!--Sarah Silverman 13:29, 14 August 2008 (BST)



Thank you kindly

--The Poe Toaster

You can't keep your hands off of me

Woman, I told you it's over. Go find some puppies to torture and leave me alone already! --Jimmy Kimmel 12:30, 27 July 2008 (BST)

You were ironically missed

Has your bitch ass ever heard of Doris? Or Flowers of Disease? Talk about lame, unfunny, maximum bitch squad. No style, no gimmick, and certainly no balls. They attacked us, probably so they could follow in your footsteps. They hit the ground with the same thud as anyone else, but we don't leave piles of puke cushions for them like we did for you, Sarah.
I still max hate your stupid white bitch ass, but you definitely knew how to put up a fight and take a suplex. Please die. Sorry to hear about Jimbo... not because he broke your soul, but because now you might get to his flabby ass before we do. Balls to the Whalls! __Duke cage 23:23, 21 July 2008 (BST)

I think somewhere in there, there was a compliment from you dooky! I'm all a-flutter now. See ya 'round the playground! Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 23:32, 21 July 2008 (BST)



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