User talk:Sir Fred of Etruria
New Arkham Free Zone
Greetings Sir! I was wondering if you´r still interested in your old project, the New Arkham Free Zone? I always fancied the idea of founding a true, peace loving hippie commune. I could use my relations in Maltons Pker community trying to establish the dream of a violence free Suburb. I have a respected, experienced reviver alt who´d be the right character to gain New Arkhams old residents and groups trust. Considering the ghost-town like conditions the Big Bash has created in this Suburb I think NOW is the right time to revive this splendid idea of yours. What are your feelings about this Sir? --Wasted wallaby 14:41, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Responded
I have responded to you on my talk page. --The Grimch U! 14:31, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Party!!!
Hello hello. Any ideas as to when the party at Club Vagg is? Have you hired bouncers (to keep us safe, etc etc)? -S Aline 23:03, 6 September 2007 (BST)
- I have contacted the local citizens and unless some hooligans interfere, it should be a grand old time. Sir Fred of Etruria
Greetings from DHG
Yo, Just thought I'd post here. Oh, if you want to add my template to your page, here it is to put it on just type {{DHG}}
--Dickhole Bonaparte Leader, Malton Rangers 13:44, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
Input/Output
I have been informed that the RRF and the Gore_Corps have been acting out vendetta against the Ruskies. I personally witnessed PyroMonkey get killed in my library while a human. It is regretable that he chose violence as a solution to his problems, but these DeathCultists have not returned to the library since they began hunting. Sir Fred of Etruria 19:40, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Library
Do you guys know that your library is being used by some of the RRF PK members as a no-kill hide-out spot? I didn't kill there a confirmed PK the other day and got shot by him on the next day. My group members have been inquiring about this. Protomorph 04:46, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- Its a no kill zone period. yeah they're PKers, but they behave themselves inside the library, and if they don't, the get shitlisted--General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 07:16, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- So you're saying that if they sit in your library, then go out to kill some survivors and then come back to recover in Quartly - that's ok with you? Well, I am sorry to say, but I will kill any PK with this kind of behavior no matter where I'll find them. Go ahead, put me on any list you want. Protomorph 21:22, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Have a look at this... So you say they're only guesting there and not doing any PKs? imho what they are doing is provocation and ergo you shouldn't protect them. although LCD that i'm presenting is staying neutral to whole incident, and these are my own thoughts of the question --Duke Garland 11:13, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Apologies
Hello Sir Fred, I hope you didn't take offence at my editing. It's just something of a compulsion; these things tend to leap off the page and gnaw at me like plague-rats. That, and the fact that it was one of my alts who returned the book. My red pen is now safely back in my pocket, where it will remain. --Keith Drudgely 21:09, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
The Gore Corps Loves Sir Fred
We'd like to present you with this special award:
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B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! |
| This user knows exactly what to do with a banana. |
Congratulations on being given the special designation of someone we like to much to kill. You're the only person in Malton who can say that. Nah harm rahbrarahn! --Goolina Gore Corps 14:14, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
new template!
i added it to the QSG page hope you don't mind.----Sexualharrison MR• ה •T
06:44, 23 July 2007 (BST)
{{QSGTour}}
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On Tour |
| This user is touring with the QSG, since they like the road less traveled by.
And traveling is fun. |
GSE
Sir Fred, I stopped by the Cleal yesterday, returned some (sadly) overdue books, and checked around for a birdwatching tome I've had my eye out for. The Cleal did not have it, sadly. I'll be back, though. I love literati! --Alice Cuinn 01:03, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Malton Medical Staff
Sir Fred, what an honour it is to be welcomed to Roftwood by a member of the QSG and also by the only other person in the whole of Malton to be liked too much by the RRF Gore Corps to be killed by them (my alt works with the only other person who has this same status).
MMS have always supported the QSG with high quality, professional medical care when they can, unfortunately, the service was interrupted due to LUE passing through the suburb (twice) but we are shortly on our way back to St. Ethelbert's Hospital where we will be able to resume Hospital operations and restore healthcare and comedy to Roftwood.
Head Administrator, GreenWing
A party at Club Vagg
It is right now ruined, i'm hiding 2 blocks W from it. I'd definitely like to party there, one my friend, who used to be a dj is already heading this way --~~~~ [talk] 18:27, 21 September 2007 (BST)
holy shit!
GOD WE KICK ASS!----Sexualharrison 16:17, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Many Happy Returns
Wishing you a very happy birthday!!--Pibbit 23:50, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Thank you, High Praise from a Colossus Of Class!!
Thank you good Sir Fred. Your hospitality was most appreciated. You and the rest of the Librarians held up to your reputations as both hosts & philosophical theologians. Give my warmest regards to all of your group. --Les Nessman BBC 22:58, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
BRAVO!
the new QSG page looks great. good job!!----Sexualharrison 21:36, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
- I concur, now if we could just get our library back.... --Agent Redemption 07:12, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
Comedy & Such
When we, like, finally get the Library up and running again soon, I think I'll be performing more regularly as a sort of humor lecturer, man. It's easy enough to do bits now and again, man, and who knows? It may even bring in more people, and pacify some of the, like... rowdier zombies. If Asshole Doctor doesn't like my stuff, he can, like... shelve with headphones on, man.
Oh, and we'd have to serve drinks, I think. It just... like, wouldn't be right without them. Maybe have drinks in return for, like, book donations. If anyone else wants to do it, we could have, like, an Open Mic night. Maybe even allow music, poetry, short performance art, and like... stuff like that. Thoughts, guys? Mitch All Together 22:06, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
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- A zombie said "Ha ha ha Namrh harmanz" (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "Ha ha ha, harmanz am hambargharz" (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
- You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
- Sir Fred of Etruria said "MikeF, Mancubus, and Health Nazi... I would like to welcome you to the Quartly Study Group an equal opportunity organization dedicated to expanding the literary world of all of Malton's inhabitants. We have both harman and zahmbah members and often have" (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
- Sir Fred of Etruria said "a open door policy as well as being a no kill zone. No groaning by the way, it disturbs the people reading in the large print annex. Please grab a seat, have a copy of Harrah Rotter and the M!n!an at the End of the Ra!nbah, and please consider joining us." (3 hours and 10 minutes ago)
- A zombie killed Sir Fred of Etruria. (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
- You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- A zombie killed Charles Darwin. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
- You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)
- A zombie killed Ned Edderson. (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "Nah harm nah grab zambahz!" (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "Gah! Nah ahn rah Bagbarn!" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hellossa (talk • contribs) 22:11, 28 February 2008. You spelled my name wrong. Hellosa 18:19, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
- Congratulations, you guys are big festering assholes.
- Remind me to send your mom a card on Mother's Day. I'm sure she's proud of you. *rolls eyes* --Gore Girl 01:54, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
- How DARE you insult the respect we have for our mothers. Most of us, see, don't play this game 24/7. We go out and work. You know? Earn money? And then we spend 5 minutes wreaking havoc on your pathetic excuse for an alternate reality. There's a difference between humiliating somebody who has created a fictional "large print annex" and being a festering asshole. At least we're all productive members of society.
- We do fester. Sorry we couldn't wait for your moronic little roleplay to end before eating you. You're all gonna die.
- You know what's even more awesome? Not having to work! Being independently wealthy is far superior to being a wage-slave. I only really rely on that "alternate reality" to ease the tedium between periods of tending to my social commitments, endlessly shopping, polluting the environment with my private plane and insulting my servants. But hey, if your job flipping burgers at McDonald's (or is it bagging groceries at Kroger?) makes you feel like you're contributing something to the good of mankind, who am I to mock you or your mother? Obviously that was the best she could do in raising you.
- God, why am I even bothering to goad you? You're doing a wonderful job of looking like an idiot all on your own. Well done! --Gore Girl
- See, mocking my insults only works if you don't do it following your own attempts to diss me. Hellosa 21:35, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
Hellosa, my good man, you only edit the wiki, and I haven't seen your in game profile. How do I know if you are in the Quartly or just hanging out in your puppy pile... Sir Fred of Etruria
- Puppy pile?
- Though I assure you: when I read, I don't do it in-game. I'm not a quartly member. You're a bit of a joke around the Internet, now. We discuss your death often. Hellosa 21:09, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- YEAH Sir Fiend of Uterus! (*ahem* 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'. I read that in a book once!) don't mess with these guys! they are, like, WICKED smart. Instead of reading in game, he reads the wiki ABOUT what happens in game...and copies things that happen in game (that he didnt read) so he can post it here. And apparently, its all because he just doesnt care. You can't mess with this sort of potty trained intelligence. pfft! Im tellin ya, the amount of time he is spending on the internet being all dramatic about too much drama is just one of those things really smart non-faggot types can get away with. we can't be expected to understand it. (also, if I get the time wrong forgive me. Math and time are very hard. RebelReefer 21:19, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- err...also, I'd like to stand up for Helos..Helloss..oh whatever...he wont care if I mispell his name because he is off living his REAL life outside of the internet, right? Anyway, standing up for him was what I was doing *ahem* He's right Gore Girl, he "goaded" and he "won"...on the internet, where nothing matters. god, this is getting confusing. I'm just glad he doesn't care. thats all I'm saying. Sorry Sir Fiend, I know this is your talk page and I should be directing my "talk" to you so in an effort to make amends, *ahem*, if, when you see Gore Girl next, you could tell her I said "rawwr!" for me, Id appreciate it? Thanks. ok, now if I can find the damn door out of this false world of mayhem, I might be able to get back to my real life...in a zombie apocolypse. I hear some chewing on the barricades... RebelReefer 21:49, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, Sorry, Fred. The Philosophe Knights are going to have to withdraw their ties with you because of your status as an intarwebz joke. We can't be affiliated with people who get mocked by people on the web. It isn't good for our image, especially after all the bad press we got for cheerfully griefing Project: T.I.M.E out of existance. The Internets are no laughing matter. We'll have to burn the bridges now. --DT
PK 22:16, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Oh noes! A fictional character is a joke on the internet! I sure do feel bad when my fictional character gets mocked by people I don't give a shit about in real life. *hands Sir Fred a hankie* --Gore Girl 21:56, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't have searched all the way out to pathetic Fred's section in this comedy goldmine of shit and piss. Quit fooling yourself and type more useless drivel. Better yet don't type anything at all and win the internet. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by ScoobyDooDoobie (talk • contribs) 22:13, 7 March 2008.
- Thank you for all the attention. I can't honestly believe how good it feels that people on a pay forum are discussing my fictional character. Hugz and kissez Sir Fred the Fictitiouscomedy goldmine of shit and pisstm
- I think I'm just going to quit playing the game and just start reading this page for all my entertainment needs.--Pibbit 18:46, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Thank you for all the attention. I can't honestly believe how good it feels that people on a pay forum are discussing my fictional character. Hugz and kissez Sir Fred the Fictitiouscomedy goldmine of shit and pisstm
- If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't have searched all the way out to pathetic Fred's section in this comedy goldmine of shit and piss. Quit fooling yourself and type more useless drivel. Better yet don't type anything at all and win the internet. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by ScoobyDooDoobie (talk • contribs) 22:13, 7 March 2008.
- Oh noes! A fictional character is a joke on the internet! I sure do feel bad when my fictional character gets mocked by people I don't give a shit about in real life. *hands Sir Fred a hankie* --Gore Girl 21:56, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, Sorry, Fred. The Philosophe Knights are going to have to withdraw their ties with you because of your status as an intarwebz joke. We can't be affiliated with people who get mocked by people on the web. It isn't good for our image, especially after all the bad press we got for cheerfully griefing Project: T.I.M.E out of existance. The Internets are no laughing matter. We'll have to burn the bridges now. --DT
- err...also, I'd like to stand up for Helos..Helloss..oh whatever...he wont care if I mispell his name because he is off living his REAL life outside of the internet, right? Anyway, standing up for him was what I was doing *ahem* He's right Gore Girl, he "goaded" and he "won"...on the internet, where nothing matters. god, this is getting confusing. I'm just glad he doesn't care. thats all I'm saying. Sorry Sir Fiend, I know this is your talk page and I should be directing my "talk" to you so in an effort to make amends, *ahem*, if, when you see Gore Girl next, you could tell her I said "rawwr!" for me, Id appreciate it? Thanks. ok, now if I can find the damn door out of this false world of mayhem, I might be able to get back to my real life...in a zombie apocolypse. I hear some chewing on the barricades... RebelReefer 21:49, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- YEAH Sir Fiend of Uterus! (*ahem* 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'. I read that in a book once!) don't mess with these guys! they are, like, WICKED smart. Instead of reading in game, he reads the wiki ABOUT what happens in game...and copies things that happen in game (that he didnt read) so he can post it here. And apparently, its all because he just doesnt care. You can't mess with this sort of potty trained intelligence. pfft! Im tellin ya, the amount of time he is spending on the internet being all dramatic about too much drama is just one of those things really smart non-faggot types can get away with. we can't be expected to understand it. (also, if I get the time wrong forgive me. Math and time are very hard. RebelReefer 21:19, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Limerick
Apparently I missed your last masterpiece. Care to enlighten me and add a little sunshine to my day? --Pibbit 18:13, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- My last limerick was actually quite PG... If memory serves.
I once knew a guy who was a gambler Traveling randomly as quite the rambler Terror he knew not Till he met a bloke with rot And ended up on the wrong end of a shambler
- Entertaining as always. Thanks! --Pibbit 18:42, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
Ass Kicking on the Ground
Well, I went SouthWest to go help out the Vivian Motel (another truce zone) who had three regular zerging griefers. I hunted them a few times before the red wave crashed over me like I was on Moses's bad side. So I stayed on the ground, figured I'd stand up when the buildings around me showed some stirrings of life again. How are things up in Roftwood? --Sirkus 11:47, 24 April 2008 (BST)
