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Dec 20th: Fort Feral Falls
Dec 20th: the big bash 2 has ravaged the cpmpounds of fort freal, helped by the FU, all compounds are ransacked and held, fort feral has been reclaimed.--Worthog117 23:10, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
Nov 10th: Breaking report from Caiger Mall
There are no zombies in Caiger Mall! That is a lie. What you see in the north west corner is are new shipment of smelly mannequins. These mannequins are the advanced model, so the include the lifelike swaying motion. No zombies have been seen near here for several days! Our generators are not broken and we have plenty of supplies and syringes! Where are you hearing all these lies from?!?
Our corespondent Zteev Gibbsun has a live report from Caiger Mall. And now we go live to Zteev Gibbsun and Caiger Mall for the report:
Ungh, where is it?
The electronics boutique in Caiger Mall has begun accepting DNF pre-orders.. this can only end in the most horrific of ways.
FERAL UNDEAD BEGIN TRICK OR TREATING
Feral Undead have begun going door to door in Pennville demanding sweets from the harmanz. They can be spotted by their absurd customes. All zombies are welcome to come down, dress up, and join in on the fun! Details including buildings currently under siege can be found on the Feral Undead forum.--Gut stench FU BAR 16:42, 25 October 2006 (BST)
SHACKNEWS CALLS OFF CAIGER MALL SEIGE
It appears Shacknews is turning tail and running before the Caiger Mall battle has even begun. The Zombies have been seen running back to their safe haven in Ridleybank.
- ZNN reporter, JaneMansfield, has never seen such a rout. Zombies and hobos fleeing like fleeing things. One zombie was quoted as saying: "No harmanbargars."
- Residents of Caiger were unavailable for comment at this time, probably due to over-barricading.
BLACKMORE BUILDING SACKED!
Oct 15 2006: after a violent struggle lasting many weeks, the Blackmore Building in Ridleybank has finally been overrun! No survivor has been left standing! OMGZ! THE HUMANITY!
I'd put the zombie translation underneath that but I don't know what it is :(
Ackland Mall Buffet!
Brainline: Havercroft, October 20th.
The Shacknews Zombie Horde has now left the Ackland Mall after enjoying a 3 day long buffet. Surrounding buildings being used for cowardly non-evolved human attacks were purged and the harmanz were forcibly evolved to a higher state of being. The Horde has now moved beyond Ackland.
