St. Telesphorus's Hospital

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St. Telesphorus's Hospital

Scarletwood [73,88]

Turnock Drive Railway Station Stayner Road St. Spyridon's Hospital
Karnaus Row Fire Station St. Telesphorus's Hospital the Basson Building
Luellin Towers Adlam Towers Hillard Road Police Dept

Basic Info:

  • Excellent place to find first aid kits. Zombies frequently check inside.
  • Portable Generators have a use other than powering the lights and increasing search probability in hospitals. Players with the Surgery Skill can heal for 15 HP if the Hospital has a fueled up Generator.
  • Hospitals can be barricaded normally.
  • Among the internal descriptions found in Hospitals:
    • "...its wards and corridors blackened with the soot of a recent fire"
    • "...its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape."
    • " of the city's psychiatric hospitals."
    • "...dark corridors leading through abandoned wards."
    • "...its emergency room in disarray."
    • "...its lobby covered with quarantine posters."
    • "...a children's hospital with bright murals across the walls. "
    • "The main lobby is riddled with bullet holes."
    • "It was one of the last to be evacuated, and seems to have been cleared out in a hurry."
    • "...a derelict hospital that was closed down years ago."


St. Telesphorus's Hospital
EHB, lights are on
Danger Updater MDUDC 15:19, 31 March 2020 (UTC)


St. Telesphorus's Hospital

Pre-Outbreak Usage

Started in the mid-80s as a free clinic to cater to the underprivilaged in the factory districts of Osmondville and Gulsonside, St. Telesphorous has always remained the smaller of the pair of hospitals in Scarletwood. Plagued by constant budget problems and a mostly incompetent staff, the Hospital went under in 2005, just weeks before the initial outbreak began.

Post-Outbreak Usage

Since the Outbreak, St. Telesphorous has found new life. Biomedical Engineer Samuel Cork set up a small practice within this hospital in late 2006, as a means of bringing badly needed medical aid to Malton. Following his lead, a nucleas of disgruntled ex-necrotech employees developed around him, with the aim of converting the clinic into a research center to research means of radically combating the spread of the outbreak. At present, St. Telesphorous is one of the safer medical centers in Southern Malton, accepting injured survivors from across the city.

Redcrosssmall.jpg Malton Hospitals Group
This hospital is currently not registered with MHG. If you want to run it, go ahead, but please register.

Barricade Policy

In accordance with the Scarletwood Barricade Policy, this site is to be kept at Very Strongly Barricaded (VSB+2), in order to permit entry by rookies and those needing Free Running access. This location serves as an free-running entry to St. Spyridon's Hospital. In the event of heavy zombie activity, barricades may be temporarily upgraded to EHB, but should be lowered back to VSB as soon as possible thereafter.


Building is intact and in the hands of survivors. Currently in EHB status, and it's got a genny and running. Cadillacjohn- 9/23/2010

23 May 2009 - Over-barricaded at EHB, but there's been quite a bit of zombie activity so that's pretty much expected. Karnaus Row Fire Station to the west is still at VSB. Lights are on. Eleven zombies are on the neighborhood map. --Lariat2301 02:50, 24 May 2009 (BST)


18 Jan 2009 -

[16:38] tmdickins: i c 1
[16:39] tmdickins: St Telesphorus's Hospital
[16:39] tmdickins: thats all
[16:39] gothflare: what does it say???
[16:39] gothflare: on the top right
[16:39] gothflare: when you get there
[16:40] gothflare: it will say blah blah blah its a hospital and the doors are very horrible closed and no way in or something
[16:40] tmdickins: nope the doors are wide open that what it says

15 August 2008 - The Hospital is "extremely heavily barricaded". I thinks it's because the PD and the FD near it are ruined (maybe 20 zombies outside) - --GoLookAndKill 16:31, 15 August 2008 (BST)