User:Sandecker

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Sandecker wears a suit so stunning that zombies are destroyed by merely beholding it. His hair is flawless.

	Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
	This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.

Beginnings

Private James Sandecker was young and nervous. He had just come out of bootcamp and was on his first assignment. Sounded simple enough though; mass hysteria in a little burb called Malton, national guard support was needed for riot duty. But the times, they were a-changin'.

The living dead consumed Sandecker's unit in a matter of hours. He only survived through luck, scrambling from building to building. He led a desperate existance, hopping across rooftops, scrounging for food and ammunition for his sidearm, praying for his survival. Then, one day, he witnessed something miraculous.

A new purpose

The old warehouse Sandecker slept in had been targetted. He awoke to the distinct "Graah" and "Mrrh?" that means certain death. It was Wes Mantooth and his minions! As the shambling horde broke through the crude barricade, Sandecker raised his pistol. Two zombies fell, two hundred more stepped into the breech. As they were almost upon him, and the final round in the chamber of the well-used pistol looked inviting, there was something like unto a clap of thunder.

By Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! The horde was broken through from behind by men with shotguns and fire axes and crowbars. They all wore impeccable suits and had perfect hair. I joined Glorius Battle. There were horses and a man on fire and they killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. After the carnage, I was invited to join the News Team. I was in a glass case of emotion. I discarded my tattered fatigues and was presented with my own suit in the Caiger Mall.

I know now that one day Wes Mantooth and the Evening News Team will be driven back into their graves. When that day comes, there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance... until the sun rises!

Recent Developments Sandecker is now a level 41 lean, mean reportin machine. He's holed up in Stickling Mall.

Sandecker defeats a horde of zombies from the Evening News Team.