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{{Custom Title|left|KUND-TV · UNDEAD WIKI PROGRAMMING -- Weather, News, Drama!}}
{{Custom Title|left|KUND-TV SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT}}
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<center><big><big><big>'''THE CURRENT TIME IS: <span style="color: red">OUT OF ORDER, LACK OF INPUT'''</span></big></big></big></center>
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<center>{{c|firebrick|<big><big><s>'''Summer is finally here, and our broadcast schedule couldn't be hotter!'''</s></big></big>}}</center>
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<center><big><big>'''Say what? Summer is for losers! {{c|blue|Winter is where it is at!}}'''</big></big></center>
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| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{ActiveTextColor|white}}}" | No Drama/Stupidity. Users are safe.
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| style="height:40px; padding-right:9px; color:{{{InactiveTextColor|white}}}" | Normal Drama/Stupidity. Users are relatively safe.
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<center><span style="color: red"><big><big>WARNING: WIKI DRAMA AND STUPIDITY AT {{blink|CRITICAL MASS.}}</big></big></span>
{{c|red|<big><big>WIKI ANTI-DRAMA SYSTEM HAS BEEN OVERLOADED, AND HAS FAILED.</big></big>}}
 
<big><big>IMMEDIATE EVACUATION IS RECOMMENDED. NO ONE AND NO PAGES ARE SAFE.</big></big>


<center>{{c|mediumblue|<big>The highly rated and critically acclaimed game show that is taking the Wiki by storm, </big><big><big>'''"Color Me Shocked!"'''</big></big><big>, will be starting its new season up with thrills and chills at every turn! Who knows who will say what next, and with the new addition of the</big> }}{{c|red|<big><big>[[Template:DramaLevel|DRAMA-O-METER]]</big></big>}} {{c|mediumblue|<big>you the viewers can stay up to date by the second on who is backstabbing who!}}</big></center>
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<center>{{c|darkolivegreen|<big>Premiering this summer is the documentary people are already raving about.</big> <big><big>'''Misconbitration: Tales of Conspiracy and Dirty Deeds Among the Trusted'''</big></big> <big>is a one-of-a-kind movie that will take you on the dangerous journey to the deep depths of the archives to uncover the first law breakers and renegades ever elected to office. Unique interviews and shocking testimonies will make you question all authority for years to come!}}</big></center>
<big><big>THE ORDER OF EVACUATION IS AS FOLLOWS:</big></big>  
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<center><big>Before he shook up the Wiki when he published his controversial [[UDWiki:Administration/Misconduct/Archive/Grim_s/200809#Final_Rulings|manifesto for change]], Grim s was a <s>humble</s> bureaucrat with a vision and [[User:Iscariot|insane followers]]. Coming <s>this summer</s> soon with limited replay is a one of a kind epic sure to bring a tear to one's eye. <big>'''PRECEDENT, AND BIAS!'''</big> will bring to life the story everyone thought had long since ended from the eyes of those who [[Example page|knew him best]]...</big></center>
<big><big>KEVAN, BUREAUCRATS, AUTO-CONFIRMED USERS, SYSOPS, UNCONFIRMED USERS, ANONYMOUS IPS</big></big></center>
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<center><big>'''Programming Ideas? Comments? Questions? [[User talk:SirArgo|Ask them freely]].'''</big></center>
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<center><big>''For those who want to see it, here is my [[User:SirArgo/UserPageCopy|actual user page]].''</big></center>

Revision as of 06:48, 6 September 2009

KUND-TV SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
KUNDLogo.jpg
Improved
Dramaria-stupidiometer
Face-grin.png Kevan has seized full control of the wiki. Expect few updates. Users are bored.
Face-wink.png No Drama/Stupidity. Users are safe.
Face-smile.png Normal Drama/Stupidity. Users are relatively safe.
Face-sad.png Iscariot's return. Users are on notice.
Face-surprise.png Unbearable Drama/Stupidity Levels. Users are in severe danger.
WARNING: WIKI DRAMA AND STUPIDITY AT CRITICAL MASS.

WIKI ANTI-DRAMA SYSTEM HAS BEEN OVERLOADED, AND HAS FAILED.

IMMEDIATE EVACUATION IS RECOMMENDED. NO ONE AND NO PAGES ARE SAFE.

THE ORDER OF EVACUATION IS AS FOLLOWS:

KEVAN, BUREAUCRATS, AUTO-CONFIRMED USERS, SYSOPS, UNCONFIRMED USERS, ANONYMOUS IPS
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