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Completed Campaigns Below is the current standard of AU10. Our brave warriors are once more on the march and our pedigree is second to none. AU10 WANTS YOU! Join Today! The Battle Of Blackmore The Battle of Blackmore From September 6 to October 13, 2006, Auxunit 10 laid siege to the Blackmore Building and other safehouses and resource buildings in the area. Though vastly outnumbered by the harman interlopers who flocked to Blackmore in droves in the hopes of attaining some small measure of glory, the courageous members of the strike team persisted, regularly ripping plastic trees and vending machines to shreds in order to reach the tasty brains lurking in the shadows of edifices like Blomfield Grove Police Department, Adalbert General Hospital, and Woodland Towers. When Blackmore finally fell at 2:50PM GMT on October 13, members of Auxunit 10 were on hand to mark the exact time and do the honors of ransacking the infamous building, thus rendering it fit for zambah occupation once more. After the fighting had subsided AU10 regrouped in Blomfield Grove Police Department and have used it as their base of operations ever since. Members of Auxunit 10 who participated in this campaign received a Battle of Blackmore ribbon in a touching sunset ceremony in the lobby of the infamous building itself: The Brain Sandwich The Brain Sandwich After Blackmore fell, Auxunit 10 went on a 16-day operation that consisted of three distinct phases: Plan 10 from Ridleybank, The Tollyton Massacre, and the Nichols Mall Bonfire and S'mores Party. Collectively, this offensive is known as "The Brain Sandwich" since Tynte and Nichols served as tough, chewy slabs of brainbread for the meaty, thin-sliced deli-brains they found in Tollyton. The rapid-fire nature of the offensive tested the mobility of AU10 and led to greater coordination in intelligence-gathering, scouting, and planning. The campaign also saw the addition of several new members to the team and unquestionably left AU10 stronger, faster, and more deadly. Members of Auxunit 10 who participated in this campaign received a Brain Sandwich Campaign ribbon in an early-morning ceremony in the food court at Nichols: The Second Battle Of Blackmore The Second Battle of Blackmore Following the party at Nichols, a storm was brewing in Ridleybank and Auxunit 10 headed home to meet the challenge head-on. While the Ridleybank Invasion Coalition plotted in (what they thought was) secret and old enemies such as the C4NT and BBB started encroaching on our homeland, AU10 occupied the Blackmore building in order to keep it harman-free for as long as possible. Members of Auxunit 10 who participated in this campaign received a Second Battle of Blackmore ribbon in a ceremony at the team's headquarters in Blomfield Grove Police Department: The First Ridleybank Olympiad Light The Barhah Within. January 2007 In January 2007, AU10 entered The First Ridleybank Olympiad. The theme of the 2007 event was Light The BARHAH Within and all of the competitors proved to be real Olympians, throughout the month long games. The Gold Medal was awarded to the GMT Breakfast Club who just managed to gain a late advantage while AU10 were on their way to Santlerville. AU10 Narrowly Beaten By The GMTBC AU10 came second, on the podium, with a silver medal. The Gore Corps came a narrow third for the bronze. The whole competition centered around fair play and BARHAH, this was in abundance during the games and was a credit to all competitors. During the competition AU10 hit an all time record. The days strike team, of 12, were filmed breaking into a building that was extremely heavily barricaded. In the melee they killed 17 people, and issued several fixed penalty notices. The building was then smashed and ransacked in accordance with RRF Building Code. This has gone down in history as Bloody Wednesday and is marked, annually, by the proud members of AU10. Members of Auxunit 10 who participated in the Olympics were awarded a Silver Medal by Papa Patrucio: The Deakin Alley Raid On Wednesday 21st February 2007, AU10's elite soldiers were once more called upon to tackle the harman menace. On orders from Papa Murray Jay Suskind a hand picked assassination squad steamed across Malton, to Nixbank, and the headquarters of the Deakin Alley Gang. The strike team tore open the poorly defended structure and utterly destroyed it and its occupants, crushing the heart of the Deakin Alley Gang and killing them all in one swoop. Members of Auxunit 10 who participated in the raid on Deakin Alley Police Department were awarded a ribbon by Papa Murray Jay Suskind: The St Patrick's Day Massacre On Saturday 17th March 2007, AU10 were staging a St Patrick's Day party at the Younghusband Arms, in West Grayside. The only problem encountered was that is was powered, barricaded, and full of revellers attempting to keep Malton's finest strike team from their ample supplies of Guinness. Talunex's invite read... Translated from Zombese... (Revellers are invited to drink to excess and trash the fucking place. While violence isn't mandatory it is kinda expected on this international day of drinking. If you wanna sing. Fine. If you wanna dance. Fine. If you wanna crush and maim, fine too. Dress casual!) ... within 15 minutes of AU10 forcing entry to the pub the current occupants were killed and their Guinness was stolen and distributed to AU10's thirsty celts. The feeding groans attracted feral zombies from all over the suburb and the party got very rowdy. The bar was trashed and the surrounding buildings were covered in piss and vomit. Members of AU10 that participated in the raid were awarded the St Patrick's Day Massacre ribbon: The St George's Day Crusade The St George's Day Crusade took place just before the RRF's big push into Santlerville. AU10's English Comrades felt that the day wasn't being marked correctly and decided to rectify the situation with a traditional English celebration. The 15 strong strike team dressed in business suits, complete with bowler hats, umbrellas and briefcases. All strikers were wearing the traditional red rose on their lapels and looked damn-fucking-smart on their way to Club Hesse for some British style mayhem and drinking. Like all drink related events, this ended badly for the breathers. Club Hesse's security just wasn't prepared for the onslaught and fell within minutes. The aftermath was a surreal scene of a dozen zombies sat around reading The Times... Members of AU10 that participated in the raid were awarded the St George's Day Crusade ribbon: Excursion II Excursion II was an extended campaign during which all medals from the Olympiad to the Battle of Santlerville were awarded. The RRF toured to South Blythville where it sacked Marven Mall with the help of MoTA. The fall of Marven Mall saw the rout of the rest of the southwest quadrant of the city, with AU10 leading the charge to the western edge and taking Nixbank. The whole of the RRF regrouped to take Tompson Mall in Lockettside and proceeding east. The horde ate every suburb in its path until reaching Buckley Mall. After the initial GMT Breakfast Club strike was repelled AU10 entered and ransacked the SW corner. Throughout the day all the members of AU10 were killed at least once, but through sheer perseverance and vigilance were able to stand up again and re-enter. Though the force occupying the southwest corner was at one point down to just one zombie, AU10 held out and and the ransack was kept until the zombies were reinforced and the mall was destroyed. The horde then destroyed much of West Grayside, Tollyton, and Roftwood. AU10 then moved west leveling Stanbury Village and Barhahville. In AU10's haste, to destroy stuff, they missed the horde which had changed direction heading out of Roftwood toward Heytown. Once in Heytown the horde was continually harrassed by the residents of Dowdney Mall and the horde was turned to face them, and thus the Battle of Santlerville began. During the long period which comprised the Battle of Santlerville the homeland had been attacked by dirty humans. AU10 was sent to respond and combined with help from the MOB was able to regain control of the homeland. It was at about this time that the siege of Santlerville was called off and the horde began its march home from Excursion II. Members of AU10 that served the RRF, during Excursion II were awarded the Excursion II ribbon: The Battle Of Santlerville The Battle of Santlerville started off slowly. Excursion II had moved into Heytown and was making progress destroying it. Residents of Santlerville, primarily in Dowdney Mall responded and began taking back the ransacked territory for which the RRF had gained. Believed to be a soft target the RRF moved to engage the mall and eliminate its harassers. The RRF engaged the mall in bits and pieces, but the defenders proved to be much more alert than they had in the past. Both sides steadily escalated the engagement until epic proportions were reached. AU10 made efforts to take down the adjacent NT, the Dewes building, but met stiff resistance. In an attempt to draw ferals from nearby suburbs a plan was put into effect called "Operation Pied Piper". Members of AU10 moved to the far side of Randallbank, and each day attacked targets closer to Santlerville. Through drags and moans they eventually brought more ferals into the fight at Dowdney Mall. Very soon most major zombie hordes were participating in the siege at Santlerville. Despite incredible efforts and massive organized strikes (one strike getting over 65 zombies inside the mall in under a half hour), AU10 and the rest of the zombie attackers were repelled. Though ending in a defeat, it was an incredibly bloody battle in with a catastrophic damage toll. Members of AU10 that served the RRF, during The Battle Of Santlerville were awarded the The Battle Of Santlerville ribbon: Previous Inspirationals April 2008 Our Extended Family The Ridleybank Resistance Front is more than a large collection of zambahz wandering the streets of Malton. Nor is it merely a finely-tuned war machine laying waste to endless harman endeavours. It is first and foremost a family. AU10 is part and parcel of the entire being, as are all the wings of the Front. The Gore Corps, GMTBC, TA and the DoHS - all zethren striving together to make the RRF the Glorious Entity it is today. We thrive on our zethren's successes, and jest out of love at their failures. We hold tight the spirit of Barhah in all its many forms as we rampage about the city. We salute all those who make this experience what it is. From the upper reaches of the War Council to the lone near-feral who guards the Homeland, we are all together. We are all Ridleys. Graaaagghhhh! Tarman2007 19:55, 21 April 2008 (BST) The Call of Home The RRF nears the end of its Third Excursion, our traditional greetings to the harmanz of Malton. We have eaten branz innumerable, and pulled down entire suburbs of light-bedecked bastions of so-called safety. AU10 has been at the forefront of this engine of destruction, spearheading countless attacks on the harman menace, tearing apart their most precious resources, sacrificing themselves day after day to hold ground until the full force of the Front can be brought to bear. The Hammar is drenched in the blood of its foes, tempered with the crushing of all resistance, and infused with the very spirit of Barhah. Now the time draws near, for the Hammar to return to its solemn and original duty - the protection of the Homeland. The deluded harmanz have convinced themselves that Ridleybank is no longer a haven for our zetheren, that they have a 'serious foothold' in our sacred land. They close their eyes and count themselves masters of all they survey. They believe they build barricades to keep us out - they have only built their own coffins and funeral pyres. For the Hammar brings their doom. The pounding of our return heralds the arrival of Death itself, guised as a merciless weapon of war. Our tread is the harbinger of destruction, ours the first battlecry uttered as hundreds more respond. The Homeland shall be pure and wholesome once more, and the Hammar shall aid in this glorious work with its unyielding strength of arms and power of conviction. Fear and run, or fear and die, harmanz. The Hammar shall fall upon you! Barhah! Tarman2007 16:03, 15 April 2008 (BST) Duty Versus Glory AU10 is an elite grouping of unique individuals; a step above others in their performance, a leap beyond others in spirit. We are the Hammar that smashes the foes of the Front. We deal death to the harmanz day in and day out, smashing their 'safe' houses and killing their morale. We feed our babahz the warm pink brains of all who dare test our strength. Blood runs freely at our feet. And yet we do not revel in our own achievements. We carry them proudly, yes, but we do NOT live for them. We do not slay our enemies simply to reap fame and fortune. The recognition of our zetheren is pleasing, but not driving us. We do not indulge in pride over ourselves. Glory such as that is for black-garbed harmanz. We have a sacred duty; our duty to the Front. We do our work in the name of all that is Ridleybank, for all that is Barhah. For our homeland. Our pride stems from the glory we bring to the people, not the glory the people would bring to us. And we are a team, a single unit, a family within the greater family that is the Front. We do not ask for special treatment; we merely function within the purview granted to us by the masses. We enjoy the freedoms we have because the people wish it so, not because we have demanded it of them. Those that have never seen, or have forgotten these truisms, have lost their way to Barhah, no matter which paths they have trodden before. Pity a soul such as this, who has forgotten what family means. They may find their way; they may not - but the Hammar shall swing eternal, regardless. Tarman2007 01:17, 7 April 2008 (BST) An Ocean of Barhah The waning days of March have seen AU10 drift across the ruined suburbs south of our beloved Homeland. The detritus of harmanity has reinfested some of the areas previously cleansed of their taint. Disgusting lights and awkward barricades litter the once-beautiful landscape. But we are not deterred. We struggle onwards, pushing back the tide of life against our shores. The Hammar is ever vigilant. We all grow strong from the branz of our foes, feeding our young until they can in turn feed the next wave of babahz. Though lesser dead may follow in our wake, and attempt to imitate their betters, we know that Barhah shall sustain us long after they capsize. Our guiding star, the light of Barhah, leads us beyond, to where these lowly creatures cannot follow. They have no soul, no homeland, no purpose. Even the vile Way of the Tartan would be preferable to the fate that awaits these floundering, pitiful dead, who need only the black leather harmangarb to reveal their true nature and intentions. These groveling creatures shall never know the glorifying light of Barhah as we know it - the beacon that guides us always to the shores of home.Tarman2007 03:19, 2 April 2008 (BST) March 2008 Bounties of Barhah The flames of our spirit have built a beacon for all Malton to see. Our long lost zethren continue to draw closer to its guiding light. Rumours on the wind bring us the return of Braggledorth. An unliving legend, he departed AU10 to follow the essence of Barhah with the MoB. While the purist beliefs of the MoB were sustaining for some time, Brags felt his true calling to be elsewhere, his talons turned to some other worthy cause. The spirit of Ridleybank, a spirit that he helped infuse into the cold flesh of the Front, told his unbeating heart where he truly belongs. The beacon that is AU10 shone out across the city, calling him back to the Front; back to Auxunit Ten. Back home.Tarman2007 18:09, 24 March 2008 (UTC) The Spirit of Ridleybank We approach the Homeland, zethren, and our wonders do not cease, for we carry Barhah in our hearts. The Pyromonkey has returned to us! He is weary from his journeys in Real Life, and needs much recuperation in the care of his Malton family. He leaves the guardianship of AU10 in CiL's capable hands, but he yearns to feast on much-missed harmanbranz. We are glad to have him back amongst the fold. The cursed breather haven of Hildebrand Mall has become a mission of vindication for us and the entire Front. They dare to dwell in Greater Ridleybank! We shall tear down this symbol of harmanity, and barg upon the branz to be found inside. Though they may put up an uncharacteristically fine defence, we shall not cease until the harmanz flee or have joined us. This is not a boast - it is the way of the Front. We offer welcome death to all who wish it, and enforce it upon those who do not yet understand its joys. The Barhah will be spread. Take it willingly, for it comes regardless. Let the Hammar fall! Tarman2007 17:56, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Zambah Ascendent Wonders abound for the Hammar, as for all the Front. We have entered a time where our very past returns to guide and encourage us. Heroes known and secret have spoken to many Ridleys in recent days, on matters grave and light. These figures voice approval of their children and bring us tales and greetings from an earlier day. Truly the Front has been blessed with much Barhah recently. The beautiful skyline is nearly dark, and zethren congregate without fear of reprisal. We are in a golden age, zethren, wrested from the sweaty hands of barbaric harmanity. This day we have been led to a bountiful feast, my zethren! Our shrewd and dangerous leader, CIL, brings us to where the harmanz have roosted in droves. Their beacons draw us to hunger - lights that whet our appetite. But we shall blank out their lights, and empty their brains. They may wield firearms and melee weapons to 'kill' us (as harmans tend to say), but we will rise as strong as before. We bring Barhah to them, and they have no choice but to accept it. Our destiny is the destiny of all Malton. AU10 is strong with past experience and future promise. We are the Hammar. We are the weapon of the Front. All Ridleybank is behind us, for we fight for them. For the people. Barhah! Tarman2007 07:39, 18 March 2008 (UTC) The Mantle of Command The winds of change blow across AU10. Old company parts ways, and new blood infuses us. Our Phoenix arises again, with Cthulhu In Lingerie in command. Our leader in the field has been recognised by the glorious War Council. That most esteemed of governing bodies have decreed that Aunt CIL shall have dominion over AU10 from herein. We rejoice at the glory that has been placed upon her head. Hail CIL, you are the fist that wields the Hammar Ah BARHAH! Let the Hammar fall! The babahz hear the call to glory, and follow its siren to Auxunit10. Many young ones have come us, to lend their strength to the cause. We welcome them with open grasps. We care as much for the children as we do for destroying those who would harm children. We take great pride in the proper raising of young ones, for they our future comrades. They will one day pick up the mantle of command, and take AU10 onwards - as we have done, as was done before us. Tarman2007 19:16, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Silent Blessing Silent Sister, hero of legend, has graced us with her presence. Our eternal Founder has given us her unexpected blessings! We are fortunate indeed in AU10, to have such power of history. The soul of our Phoenix returns to whisper to us, to bestow BARHAH! upon the actions we undertake in the name of that which she began. Count yourselves fortunate, zethren... for the blessings of such a one can only mean glory for us all in the name of the Front. Let the Hammar fall! BARHAH! Tarman2007 09:01, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Commander In Absentia - Pyromonkey We are the new guard. We hold the banner of AU10 proudly and high. We clench it in the cold fist of undeath as we despatch the enemies of our people. And yet we hold it also for our lost leader, that waylaid victim of vile Real Life. He has been taken from us by forces unknown, to a realm where we cannot help him. Who knows what perils he may face in the depths beyond this universe; what terrors he may behold, in a world without zambahz. But we must hold fast, to light the way for his return. We must ignite a spark within each of us, an ember of Barhah. For the Pyromonkey will see the beacon that is AU10, feel the heat of our devotion, and he will return to us. Pyromonkey, we await you...