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| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=895695 A mountain lion] escaped from the [[Malton City Zoo]] on 13 June 2007 and began lurking around Malton in search of meals. During his first 78 days on the city streets, he killed and consumed 39 humans and 1 zombie. In addition, he infected 32 humans. Some of those infected were killed and eaten while others were mauled and left to find treatment for their wounds. | | [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=895695 A mountain lion] escaped from the [[Malton City Zoo]] on 13 June 2007 and began lurking around Malton in search of meals. During his first 78 days on the city streets, he killed and consumed 39 humans and 1 zombie. In addition, he infected 32 humans. Some of those infected were killed and eaten while others were mauled and left to find treatment for their wounds. |
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| Begining with his breakfast on 30 August 2007, the mountain lion's kills and maulings are being documented on this page. Those who fell victim to the ravenous puma before this date will not get memorialized here, but the mountain lion fondly remembers tearing at their flesh and thanks each one for the tasty meal.
| | Beginning with his breakfast on 30 August 2007, the mountain lion's kills and maulings are being documented to the best of the ability of a team of field researchers. Those who fell victim to the ravenous puma before this date will not get memorialized here, but the mountain lion fondly remembers tearing at their flesh and thanks each one for the tasty meal. |
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| | '''Current Stats:''' |
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| | Humans Killed: 135 |
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| | Humans Infected: 234 |
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| | Zombies Killed: 1 |
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| | Most Kills Per Day: 4 |
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| ==Kill Log== | | ==Kill Log== |
| '''For kills recorded before 1 JAN 2008, see the [[User:A_mountain_lion/Archives|ARCHIVES PAGE]]''' | | '''For kills recorded before 1 JAN 2022, see the [[User:A_mountain_lion/Archives|ARCHIVES PAGE]]''' |
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| | '''20 OCT 2022 -''' While the military sometimes sends in soldiers to try to restore order in Malton, for some reason they keep sending in useless raw recruits like [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2358505 Lapskith]. Stalking around Richmond Hills, the lion found this latest Private Genius simply sitting confused in the middle of Dodge Square. The lion mauled, infected, killed, ate, and pooped out Lapskith right on the square's central fountain. |
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| 13 AUGUST 2008 - After the morning's rampage, the lion ran across the cowardly commie [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=946016 Ernesto Che Guevara], and killed him.
| | '''11 OCT 2022 -''' She was a sk8tr girl, the lion said l8tr girl. [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1225850 Gabel] was mauled, infected, died, and consumed. Her skateboard trucks weren't the only things clogged with gore after this vicious slaying. On the positive side, she found her long-lost sisters.... also sitting in the mountain lion's engorged stomach. |
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| 22 JULY 2008 - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1313294 Sebastev], outside [[Marten Bank]]. An easy one, and merciful.
| | ''' 5 OCT 2022 -''' [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2340222 Ben Ellison] fancies himself as a soldier, a skilled military scout, and defender of Malton. You should have scouted your comrades a bit better, Ben, for they stood by and watched as you got infected and killed by the mighty mountain lion. |
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| 24 JUNE 2008 - I lost track of the mountain lion for quite a while, but I found him today. Back at his old haunts in Williamsville, he infected and slew [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1286195 Cain Tyler] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1285970 JJ Faber].
| | '''29 SEPT 2022 -''' Another day, another idiot. This time, Malton newcomer [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2358062 Tony Blundetto] was just sitting around on the street outside Caiger Mall. The lion easily infected and killed Tony. |
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| 08 MAY 2008 - The front steps of [[The Jervis Arms]] are now awash with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1135232 Chase Williams]' infectious blood. The latest victim of the mountain lion.
| | '''18 SEPT 2022 -''' [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2238757 Yumi Tanaka] seemed like a yummy treat. This fool seemingly thought that hiding in plain site in a mall fully populated and under the control of zombies was a good idea. Yumi's entrails now decorate the food court. |
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| 07 MAY 2008 - The mountain lion supped on some local pinko, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=956919 heathmaniac2], then proceeded to ruin the rest of the local power station. The funny thing is that some Williamsville groups have recently boasted about bringing the suburb back. There is no evidence to support their assertions, but what else would one expect from Williamsville residents? The dumbest suburb in Malton.
| | '''3 SEPT 2022 -''' Another member of this mysterious "Zerging Meat Puppets" gang, [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1994097 FckFaceMGEEE], decided to enter Holloms Auto Repair after the previous day's sacking. He died painfully. |
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| 26 FEB 2008 - [[Shfield Bank]]'s walls are now spattered with the infectious blood of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1100111 bob bober], courtesy of the very hungry mountain lion.
| | '''2 SEPT 2022 -''' We observed the lion breaking into Holloms Auto Repair, Darvall, which was being defending by a sole human who appeared to be part of some gang or organization called the "Zerging Meat Puppets." We do not know what the gang's name means, but we do know that the lion quickly infected and took care of [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2329015 tassajararabbi], and then proceeded to ruin the building. |
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| 19 FEB 2008 - Wandering into [[Spicer Hills]], the lion quickly took down [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=750698 Ravn Cairdeas] of the [[P.M.A.C]].
| | '''30 AUGUST 2022 -''' On this day, simpleton [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2355377 Videosto] decided that laying about on a streetcorner outside Caiger was a good idea. He's now dead and infected courtesy of our mountain lion friend. |
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| 17 FEB 2008 - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1122896 Rickyyy Martinnn], outside [[The Bullor Arms]]. Easy kill, but tasty.
| | '''28 AUGUST 2022 - ''' In a bloody battle, the lion took down [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2355503 Pelicane], with the final blow being a tasty, fatal infectious bite. |
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| 07 FEB 2008 - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1109077 CaIvin MachiaveIIi], outside [[The Mayer Building]] - this victim appeared to be a survivor of the sacking of the Missen Building next door. Didn't put up much of a fight.
| | '''22 AUGUST 2022 - ''' Still wandering around the buffet known as Caiger Mall, the lion killed, infected, and ate [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167439 Jon Pyre] |
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| 06 FEB 2008 - Back at his old hunting grounds, the mountain lion found a twitchy survivor, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1040480 Praia], and gave her more reason to be paranoid. Dropped her outside [[The Missen Building]], [[Williamsville]]. The lion seemed pleased to find YouForgotPolandAgain's lifeless body in a rotting pile outside the building, though a bit disappointed that he wasn't the one to get that kill.
| | '''21 AUGUST 2022 - ''' The horde's continued assault on Caiger saw the lion slay [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2238367 Benjamin Moore], leaving the hapless and incompetent mall defender painted in his own now-infectious blood and gore. |
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| 31 JAN 2008 - The mountain lion woke up to find the SE corner of the mall in ruins and moved into the SW corner to search for breakfast. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1088412 Raynath] provided!
| | '''19 AUGUST 2022 - ''' After a prolonged visit to its old zoo home, the mountain lion slinked its way over to Darvall and the box full of chocolates known as Caiger Mall. He made quick work of [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2356793 Oumouma] and [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1994097 FckFaceMCGEE] |
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| Late in the evening, the mountain lion walked over to the Morrish Building and killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1085003 mrangers2].
| | ''' 26 JULY 2022 -''' Tracking the lion to Shuttlebank, we saw some idiot named [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=83486 Chet Mason] attempt to combat revive the lion as it stalked do-gooders visiting a local revive point. While Chet managed to escape unscathed, the lion seemed amused by the attempt and a few seconds later killed, infected, and consumed the imbecilic [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2348166 Roger Demarko] who had decided to camp in the open on the city streets. |
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| 17 JAN 2008 - Not having fed in weeks, the mountain lion appeard skinny and antsy as he quickly hunted down the injured [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1019012 FreshBlood] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1019722 Clarence Craddock] and quickly took them down. It appears that the cat cannot wait to feast once Giddings Mall is cracked. These were his 98th and 99th kills.
| | '''26 JUNE 2022 - The mountain lion lives!''' Though I suppose we field biologists need to find a new verb to describe the activities of the undead residents and fauna of Malton. Receiving word that the mountain lion had emerged from its strangely long period of torpor, I tracked the beast to Wykewood. Soon, I spied it as it stalked the streets. |
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| Who will have the honor of being the mountain lion's 100th kill?
| | Finding a wonded and stunned [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2354614 WasabiTheCatIII] on the streets in front of Adalbert General Hospital, the mountain lion quickly pounced, mauled, and then consumed his first documented victim in years. |
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| 1 JAN 2008 - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1016638 Dr Alascas], meatshield [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1069087 SPC Burlin], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=332867 Maximillian Grant]. In the infirmary. With the teeth and claws.
| | Rejuvinated by his morning meal, the lion immediately entered the hospital lobby and started an appallingly long and bloody mauling of [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1018007 Foster Reed]. Reed managed to parry some attacks, but eventually fell and was eaten by the voracious lion. Enjoy the new infection, Foster! |
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| ==Maul Log== | | ==Maul Log== |
| '''For maulings recorded before 1 JAN 2008, see the [[User:A_mountain_lion/Archives|ARCHIVES PAGE]]''' | | '''For maulings recorded before 1 JAN 2022, see the [[User:A_mountain_lion/Archives|ARCHIVES PAGE]]''' |
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| 13 AUGUST 2008 - The mountain lion has been running around Williamsville like a kid at Christmastime, excitedly taking down barricades, swatting at the fleeing cowards that made Williamsville their home, and ruining buildings. This journalist has been unable to keep up with the cat's furious activity. Today, though, the lion was witness smashing the barricades of [[Luttrell Towers]] and delivering nice and infected maulings to the building's ineffective "defenders:" [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1331586 Zeid], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1316764 doom444], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1063417 mattstopable].
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| 22 JULY 2008 - After a combat revive from [[the Mayer Building]]'s [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=899363 Ripper47], the lion entered that building, destroyed the generator, then mauled Ripper47 and the other building residents: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=834631 John Jacob Harrison] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1277153 jasperjp]. I'm sure that Harrison and Jasper will be overjoyed at the results of Ripper47's moronic tactics. The whole of Williamsville should also thank Ripper47 for singlehandedly bringing an NT building out of commission!
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| 18 JULY 2008 - Hearing the ruckus as local zombies broke into [[The Mayer Building]], the cougar entered the building and promptly infected the cowering occupants: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1305484 John Vag], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1277153 Jasperjp], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1150190 andres dones], and an animal-hating totalitarian [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=949780 I blew up a possum]. Local zombies are coming in to finish the job.
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| 17 JULY 2008 - The cougar broke back into the Missen Building and infected these losers: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1002565 Experiment Number 3], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1139257 Blahsablah], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1308037 Johnny Caliruso]. Later in the day, the infected [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1309480 kgv2dr53] and swatted the rest a few more times. Local zombies and animals have heard the roars and are streaming in for the carnage.
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| 11 JULY 2008 - Another brilliant Williamsville "defender", [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1237919 Loan Wolf], combat revived the mountain lion. The lion then gleefully proceeded into [[The Missen Building|the nearest NT building]], mauled the defenders [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=610026 Jazon Ronald] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1244447 Vikz], and destroyed the generator. All thanks to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1237919 Loan Wolf].
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| Williamsville residents ought to thank [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1237919 Loan Wolf] for his stupidity that just brought down an NT facility.
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| 14 MAY 2008 - The mountain lion made quick work of [[McIlhargey Way Railway Station]]'s barricades, the proceeded to attack [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1225798 Beaver25]. Once the victim was near death, the lion dragged him outside, roared to let nearby zombies know about a fresh meal, then proceeded to wreck the building. He seems intent to keep Williamsville hurting and in ruins.
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| 9 MAY 2008 - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=465389 Woofmeow], severely wounded and infected, looked like an easy kill. But he managed to get out from under the mountain lion and run away. The lion chased him across the suburb, swatting him a couple more times, but the prey escaped. Woofmeow: good job, but now the lion knows your scent. He'll make the kill eventually.
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| 5 MAY 2008 - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1142473 Boojie Basilio] should find [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276175 Mishenka] and thank him for combat -reviving the mountain lion... right after Mishenka's act of stupidity, the lion proceeded to enter what appears to be the only barricaded building in Williamsville and safhouse for Basilio. Basilio is now lying, barely alive, and infected in the now lightly barricaded [[Kempster Auto Repair]]. The local zombies will surely finish off Basilio within an hour or two. Thanks, Mishenka! Please continue to combat revive and ensure that Williamsville remains in the red!
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| 18 MAR 2008 - Patrolling the western reaches of his territory, the mountain lion found an building with its doors open, and debris from its former barricades littering the sidewalk. Upon entering building, the lion quickly bit and infected [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=700560 mattheezy], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1220981 Horatio Algernon], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=996300 Shuna Sassi], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1227214 Jonathonll7]. Jonathonll7, in grand Williamsville style, immediately ran away.
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| 16 MAR 2008 - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1211015 John Poo], what did you do? Slept out in the open? Now you're half-dead and infected, too.
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| 14 MAR 2008 - Williamsville's dumb residents continue their idiotic behavior: This time, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=247316 Wiley Cyotee] revivified the mountain lion who then easily slipped into [[The Missen Building]] where he destroyed the NT facility's generator, then proceeded to maul and infect five humans inside. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1205706 Tazuk], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=991861 Dombrovski], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1042771 luisfe], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=919083 Manuka], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1037300 Iron Colossis]... once you get patched up and fix your generator, be sure to hunt down [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=247316 Wiley Cyotee] and give him a hearty, "Thank you!"
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| The idiot [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=247316 Wiley Cyotee] really did well for Williamsville's survivors with that combat revive, didn't he?
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| When will the Williamsville morons ever learn? Probably never, which apparently suits the mountain lion just fine.
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| 21 MAR 2008 - After days of lurking around the beautifully-ruined [[Williamsville]], the mountain lion noticed that [[The Mayer Building]] looked like it was re-barricaded. He proceeded to angrily attack the barricades, another zombie finished the job, and the lion entered to maul [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=403284 rubberneck tourist] and give him a nice infection. The other invading zombie (or the nine others outside) will probably make quick work of the world unluckiest tourist.
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| 7 MAR 2008 - The idiots continue to deliver. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1046004 RazorWind] (himself a dumb combat reviver), [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=543318 nosaj123], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1161152 necrochet], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1037300 Iron Colossis] ''[SIC]'' have idiot combat reviver [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=976029 replicante] to thank for waking up to a mauling and for their nice festering infections. Thanks, replicante!
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| 5 MAR 2008 - And Williamsville's moronic defenders continue their dumb methods. This time, these seven lucky residents are sitting in their "safehouse" with bites and nice, fresh infections: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=948871 Kurobi] (a dumb combat reviver himself), [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1112949 Eumal] (who now scans before reviving since learning his lesson), [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=478865 Will Freeman], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1128992 Alfred Archer], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=534011 Barry Rogers], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=958346 ddeadkoo], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=957865 Blaze Fury].
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| Those seven should find [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=783638 YeTr2] and thank him for his combat revive of the mountain lion. A very effective tactic... but not for survivors! Williamsville holds its title as dumbest suburb.
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| 25 FEB 2008 - Williamsville's idiotic combat revives continue to pay off! This time, the freshly-revived mountain lion snuck into [[The Missen Building]] and spread his infection to six lucky residents: the ever-dumb [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=530670 YouForgotPolandAgain], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1024542 cool breeze], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=543318 nosaj123], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1011240 GoldenLegend], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=478865 Will Freeman], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1002565 Experiment Number 3].
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| These six can thank the moronic leader of a local "defender" group for their infections - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=948871 Kurobi] got you infected. Be sure to give the idiot your thanks. Maybe one day Williamsville's "defenders" will realize that combat-reviving is a counterproductive tactic... but I doubt it. I think I detected the mountain lion smiling as he left the building.
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| 20 FEB 2008 - Breaking down the flimsy barricades at a Williamsville pub, the mountain lion proceeded to infect and maul what appears to be more of Williamsville's typical single-life meatshields: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1134547 Dorian Faraday], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1134766 Radio Killer], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1129720 Merkaba418], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1139799 Thred]. He softened them up and roared, attracting the mob of zombies standing outside.
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| 14 FEB 2008 - Again, Williamsville's survivors continue to win the dumbest Maltonian awards. This time, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1112949 Eumal] combat revived the mountain lion, who then snuck into the nearest building and mauled the aforementioned [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1112949 Eumal] as well as [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=462935 llamar]. The rest of the people in the building were all the typical single-life meat shields seen throughout Williamsville. The generator took a nice beating, too. LLamar, please thank Eumal for your infection!
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| 12 FEB 2008 - Williamsville's survivors continue to prove themselves the dumbest folks in Malton. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1086507 Shield Man] is another Williamsville defender that thinks combat reviving is a smart tactic. Is it? The now-lively mountain lion easily snuck into a safehouse and made his way back to Krinks where [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1086507 Shield Man]'s deed paid off well for his fellow survivors. These three individuals have [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1086507 Shield Man] to thank for their mid-morning infectious maulings: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=534011 Barry Rogers], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=924543 Vladimir Kosenko], and - oh so sweet a lesson - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1099773 Alexander Marx].
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| Yes, Williamsville. Continue to combat revive. The zombies thank you for your sheer stupidity!
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| 11 FEB 2008 - [[Williamsville]] hasn't changed much: the streets are filled with single-life human shields set out as bait and the locals still think that combat reviving is a good idea. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1099773 Alexander Marx] appears to share YouForgotPolandAgain's stupid ideas and combat revived the mountain lion. Williamsville residents can thank Alexander Marx for the lion's subsequent actions: entering buildings, bringing down cades, then making his way into Krinks where he mauled the hell out of Marx and his two companions in the station.
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| 31 JAN 2008 - After his breakfast of warm scientist, the mountain lion got in his morning exercise by using a non-descript member of the [[Creedy Defense Force]] as a punching bag. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=864397 SGTFarris] was left a bloody mess with several zombies lurching menacingly towards him. The mountain lion, satisfied with the morning's work, groomed and fell asleep.
| | '''5 OCT 2022 -''' Caiger Mall's hapless defenders. Again. This time, repeat customer [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=886636 Wolldog1] along with a new customer, yet another useless Army private [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2356773 Cod Commando] took their maulings, then slinked off to cry and attempt to fight their infections. |
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| 30 JAN 2008 - Finding the SE corner of [[Giddings Mall]] open, the mountain lion jumped into the fray, attacking and severely wounding [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=454409 WMD Inspector], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1000619 Delilah O'Niel], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=836936 James Ennis], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=984044 nostril]. In a hilarious scene, the mountain lion also mauled [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=699983 Redwave], whose poorly constructed spear proved ineffective. Several times, the trenchcoat-wearing Redwave attempted to light his pathetic spear while the lion swatted.
| | '''Late AUGUST through early SEPTEMBER -''' The hapless defenders of Caiger Mall got repeatedly thumped by the vicious mountain lion and other zeds feasting at the Caiger Buffet. The violence and destruction was so wanton and so rapid that the team of biologists was unable to document or keep track of the many maulings. |
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| Hopefully, the mall will fall soon. The lion is working up quite an appetite.
| | '''21 AUGUST 2022 -''' [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167439 Jon Pyre], [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2238367 Benjamin Moore], [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1994097 FckFaceMGEEE], and [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=886636 Wolldog1] not only failed to defend their beloved shopping mall, but also failed to defend themselves. Enjoy the gaping wounds and infections, boys! Only human in that section of the mall, [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2340827 Krulthewarriorking], was man enough to attempt to defend himself and others. He received a proper thrashing and infection for his efforts. |
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| 11 JAN 2008 - Smelling some prey in [[Bromley Auto Repair]], the mountain lion strode inside. Distracted and disturbed by the smell of gasoline, he destroyed the building's generator, then turned his attention to
| | '''19 AUGUST 2022 -''' The appropriately named [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1994097 FckFaceMGEEE] took a nice mauling and received an infection for his failed efforts to "defend" Caiger Mall. |
| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=864397 SGTFarris] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=100862 RRoman3]. Roman bravely turned tail and fled after being bitten and hit a few times with the lion's powerfal claws. | |
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| 9 JAN 2008 - The mountain lion woke up outside [[The Morrish Building]] to find [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1051312 Rexlar]. After a few bites and slashes, Rexlar bravely ran away. The lion gave chase, but Rexlar snuck into [[The MacMillan Hotel]]. By now worked into a frenzy, the lion took down the very strong barricades. After finding that his prey had moved elsewhere, the lion proceeded to maul everyone left in the pub: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=765993 UlrikVonBek], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1092234 Seamus Donnelly], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1091982 Elvis A Presley], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=429818 Meth Elvis], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1016303 Max Asskicker]. They can thank Rexlar for their nasty infections and wounds.
| | '''15 AUGUST 2022 -''' The haphazard defense (if it can be called that) of Caiger Mall took yet another blow as the lion woke up and quickly mauled and infected [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374398 unshaven javaswiller], [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2350462 Kirkland Trader], [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=886636 Wolldog1], and [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=520983 Luke S]. |
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| 2 JAN 2008 - Stalking its way through [[The Farmer Building]]'s unsecured doors, the mountain lion set his sights on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=409381 Crash Test Dummmy], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1020798 ArmchairGeneral], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94405 Randomzero2], beating the trio to within a few heartbeats away from death. The dummy ran away like a wuss. The other two will not last the next half hour. This particular NT building will crash shortly.
| | '''8 AUGUST 2022 -''' Julie General Hospital in Kempsterbank - The lion nonchalantly walked right into the hospital lobby, mauled and infected [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1018070 JimBo3], [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2356295 Nathan High], and [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1300833 Roddy Winters], then strolled right out. |
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| 1 JAN 2008 - Taking a bite out of Fort Creedy's defense, the mountain lion mauled and infected [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=940176 0Barbara0], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=954007 Declan O'Brian], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=988421 Cawiha], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1045458 Brian Griffin III], and Volitile.
| | '''6 JUNE 2022 -''' Upham Auto Repair in Shearbank was the scene of a typically Maltonian wasted effort - [https://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2207828 Genracy] was the latest hero who decided that attempting to revivify the lion would end in something other than disaster. Mildly amused, the lion got a nice infection and mauling to the edge of death's door for his efforts. |
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| ==Chat with a Mountain Lion== | | ==Chat with a Mountain Lion== |
A Mountain Lion
Sensational news coverage
A mountain lion escaped from the Malton City Zoo on 13 June 2007 and began lurking around Malton in search of meals. During his first 78 days on the city streets, he killed and consumed 39 humans and 1 zombie. In addition, he infected 32 humans. Some of those infected were killed and eaten while others were mauled and left to find treatment for their wounds.
Beginning with his breakfast on 30 August 2007, the mountain lion's kills and maulings are being documented to the best of the ability of a team of field researchers. Those who fell victim to the ravenous puma before this date will not get memorialized here, but the mountain lion fondly remembers tearing at their flesh and thanks each one for the tasty meal.
Current Stats:
Humans Killed: 135
Humans Infected: 234
Zombies Killed: 1
Most Kills Per Day: 4
Trivia about the mountain lion
He wears a flak jacket! A dogooder hippy type concerned about animals caught in the crossfire managed to find a suitably-sized flak jacket and strapped it onto the mountain lion. The mountain lion attempted to thank her for her efforts with a friendly hug, but not knowing his own strength he tore her arms off. Making the best out of a bad situation, he ate her and thanked her again for the excellent meal.
He likes malls! The mountain lion spent several days hiding in Tompson Mall, eating from the food court's trash bins. He behaved himself and even received some veterinary care from some locals who found his hidden lair.
His most kills per day is 4! He'd like to top that soon!
100th Kill
Congratulations, Raynath! You provided the mountain lion with his 100th meal since his escape from the Zoo.
Kill Log
For kills recorded before 1 JAN 2022, see the ARCHIVES PAGE
20 OCT 2022 - While the military sometimes sends in soldiers to try to restore order in Malton, for some reason they keep sending in useless raw recruits like Lapskith. Stalking around Richmond Hills, the lion found this latest Private Genius simply sitting confused in the middle of Dodge Square. The lion mauled, infected, killed, ate, and pooped out Lapskith right on the square's central fountain.
11 OCT 2022 - She was a sk8tr girl, the lion said l8tr girl. Gabel was mauled, infected, died, and consumed. Her skateboard trucks weren't the only things clogged with gore after this vicious slaying. On the positive side, she found her long-lost sisters.... also sitting in the mountain lion's engorged stomach.
5 OCT 2022 - Ben Ellison fancies himself as a soldier, a skilled military scout, and defender of Malton. You should have scouted your comrades a bit better, Ben, for they stood by and watched as you got infected and killed by the mighty mountain lion.
29 SEPT 2022 - Another day, another idiot. This time, Malton newcomer Tony Blundetto was just sitting around on the street outside Caiger Mall. The lion easily infected and killed Tony.
18 SEPT 2022 - Yumi Tanaka seemed like a yummy treat. This fool seemingly thought that hiding in plain site in a mall fully populated and under the control of zombies was a good idea. Yumi's entrails now decorate the food court.
3 SEPT 2022 - Another member of this mysterious "Zerging Meat Puppets" gang, FckFaceMGEEE, decided to enter Holloms Auto Repair after the previous day's sacking. He died painfully.
2 SEPT 2022 - We observed the lion breaking into Holloms Auto Repair, Darvall, which was being defending by a sole human who appeared to be part of some gang or organization called the "Zerging Meat Puppets." We do not know what the gang's name means, but we do know that the lion quickly infected and took care of tassajararabbi, and then proceeded to ruin the building.
30 AUGUST 2022 - On this day, simpleton Videosto decided that laying about on a streetcorner outside Caiger was a good idea. He's now dead and infected courtesy of our mountain lion friend.
28 AUGUST 2022 - In a bloody battle, the lion took down Pelicane, with the final blow being a tasty, fatal infectious bite.
22 AUGUST 2022 - Still wandering around the buffet known as Caiger Mall, the lion killed, infected, and ate Jon Pyre
21 AUGUST 2022 - The horde's continued assault on Caiger saw the lion slay Benjamin Moore, leaving the hapless and incompetent mall defender painted in his own now-infectious blood and gore.
19 AUGUST 2022 - After a prolonged visit to its old zoo home, the mountain lion slinked its way over to Darvall and the box full of chocolates known as Caiger Mall. He made quick work of Oumouma and FckFaceMCGEE
26 JULY 2022 - Tracking the lion to Shuttlebank, we saw some idiot named Chet Mason attempt to combat revive the lion as it stalked do-gooders visiting a local revive point. While Chet managed to escape unscathed, the lion seemed amused by the attempt and a few seconds later killed, infected, and consumed the imbecilic Roger Demarko who had decided to camp in the open on the city streets.
26 JUNE 2022 - The mountain lion lives! Though I suppose we field biologists need to find a new verb to describe the activities of the undead residents and fauna of Malton. Receiving word that the mountain lion had emerged from its strangely long period of torpor, I tracked the beast to Wykewood. Soon, I spied it as it stalked the streets.
Finding a wonded and stunned WasabiTheCatIII on the streets in front of Adalbert General Hospital, the mountain lion quickly pounced, mauled, and then consumed his first documented victim in years.
Rejuvinated by his morning meal, the lion immediately entered the hospital lobby and started an appallingly long and bloody mauling of Foster Reed. Reed managed to parry some attacks, but eventually fell and was eaten by the voracious lion. Enjoy the new infection, Foster!
Maul Log
For maulings recorded before 1 JAN 2022, see the ARCHIVES PAGE
5 OCT 2022 - Caiger Mall's hapless defenders. Again. This time, repeat customer Wolldog1 along with a new customer, yet another useless Army private Cod Commando took their maulings, then slinked off to cry and attempt to fight their infections.
Late AUGUST through early SEPTEMBER - The hapless defenders of Caiger Mall got repeatedly thumped by the vicious mountain lion and other zeds feasting at the Caiger Buffet. The violence and destruction was so wanton and so rapid that the team of biologists was unable to document or keep track of the many maulings.
21 AUGUST 2022 - Jon Pyre, Benjamin Moore, FckFaceMGEEE, and Wolldog1 not only failed to defend their beloved shopping mall, but also failed to defend themselves. Enjoy the gaping wounds and infections, boys! Only human in that section of the mall, Krulthewarriorking, was man enough to attempt to defend himself and others. He received a proper thrashing and infection for his efforts.
19 AUGUST 2022 - The appropriately named FckFaceMGEEE took a nice mauling and received an infection for his failed efforts to "defend" Caiger Mall.
15 AUGUST 2022 - The haphazard defense (if it can be called that) of Caiger Mall took yet another blow as the lion woke up and quickly mauled and infected unshaven javaswiller, Kirkland Trader, Wolldog1, and Luke S.
8 AUGUST 2022 - Julie General Hospital in Kempsterbank - The lion nonchalantly walked right into the hospital lobby, mauled and infected JimBo3, Nathan High, and Roddy Winters, then strolled right out.
6 JUNE 2022 - Upham Auto Repair in Shearbank was the scene of a typically Maltonian wasted effort - Genracy was the latest hero who decided that attempting to revivify the lion would end in something other than disaster. Mildly amused, the lion got a nice infection and mauling to the edge of death's door for his efforts.
Chat with a Mountain Lion
Post comments and questions on the discussion page.
Support the Zoo
The mountain lion enjoyed his time at the Malton City Zoo and periodically returns to visit. He encourages other Maltonians, living or dead, human or animal or otherwise, to visit the zoo and abide by its friendly open arms policy.
He is very fond of The Malton Zookeepers and will not eat or attack them. (There was one mauling incident in July, but it was a mistake!)
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