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{{User:ObiFireFighter/Nav}}<div class="usermessage">Welcome to the most badass wiki user page, you have just received a cookie (make that a kick in the balls if you are a pker) from <span style="color:#002bb8;text-decoration:underline;cursor:crosshair;">ObiFireFighter.</span> </div>
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! bgcolor=#483D8B align=center | <font color="#Maroon" size="4">''ObiFireFighter/ObiCop/JC''</font>
{{User:Scrapped/Headline|Don "Obi Von Pimps Ur Mumz" is back}}
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|<div style="background-color:Snow;border: groove 3px white; border-radius: 13px; padding:5px; color:#000033"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue; font-family: Impact "><font size=5>''Some Templates:''</font></span>
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{{Portuguese}}{{European}}{{KillerWhales|Obi}}{{Viking|User=Obi}}{{Sportacus|Obi}}{{You Get Nothing}}{{Windows}}{{Hurr|lulz}}{{Communist Party}}{{CookieThief}}{{Speling}}{{Force}}
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=''ObiFireFighter/ObiCop/JC''=
<span style="color: DarkSlateBlue; font-family: Impact "><font size=5>''Some Facts:''</font></span>
*Im 24.
*Male.
*Still in college... u mad?
*Avid gamer, I play tons of video games, mainly RPGs and FPS.
*Love sports, specially Track & Field (sprints and jumps).
*Game of thrones is fucking awesome.
*I AM fucking awesome probably the best looking man alive.
*[[User:Malmutekid|Malamute kid]] is my brother (IRL... durr...).


<span style="color: DarkSlateBlue; font-family: Impact "><font size=5>''My characters:''</font></span>
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{{character|
{{character|
char_name=ObiFireFighter|
char_name=ObiFireFighter|
char_image=[[Image:54-1-.gif]][[Image:Applesauce6mw-1-.gif]]|
char_image=|
char_joindate=2007-03-10 22:32:07|
char_joindate=2007-03-10 22:32:07|
char_class=The Juggernaut!|  
char_class=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg The Juggernaut!]|  
char_equip=Shotgun...|
char_equip=Shotgun...|
char_profileID=805078|
char_profileID=805078|
char_status= Pimp'in dead bitches!|
char_status= Pimp'in dead bitches!|
char_group=[[Team Zombie Hardcore]], [[Team Zombie Hardcore/The Dhestroyers|BORIS]] squad.|
char_group=[[Team Zombie Hardcore|BORIS]]|
char_stats=Alive, Obi never dies... he just lays the fuck down!!!|
char_stats=Alive, Obi never dies... he just lays the fuck down!!!|
char_journal=Jornals just aren't
char_journal=Jornals just aren't
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{{character|
char_name=ObiCop|
char_name=ObiCop|
char_image=[[Image:Picard.gif‎]]|
char_image=|
char_joindate=2007-03-10 22:10:07|
char_joindate=2007-03-10 22:10:07|
char_class=Hancock|  
char_class=Hancock|  
char_equip=His massive dick.|
char_equip=Pie!|
char_profileID=805066|
char_profileID=805066|
char_status=unknown|
char_status=unknown|
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{{character|
{{character|
char_name=John Cencioni|
char_name=John Cencioni|
char_image=[[Image:PacinoCencioni.jpg]]|
char_image=|
char_joindate=2007-03-10 22:10:07|
char_joindate=2007-03-10 22:10:07|
char_class=G-Man, "mafioso" on his free time.|  
char_class=G-Man|  
char_equip=Berettas of course!!!|
char_equip=Berettas of course!!!|
char_profileID=1160209|
char_profileID=1160209|
char_status=Doing his thing|
char_status=Retired|
char_group=[[MSD]]|
char_group=[[MSD]]|
char_stats=Alive capiche?|
char_stats=Retired, capisce?|
char_journal=Jornals just aren't
char_journal=Jornals just aren't
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''Notice'': DONT touch my user page or else ...
 
''Notice 2'': If my page looks weird to you it's because you don't use firefox :D.
 
''Notice 3'': I have an RG bounty but Im not a pker, mind your own fucking business alright?
 
''Notice 4 / Notice for retards (persistent B.Hunters)'': Carefully read number 3 again, failing that go kill a RRF or something like that.
 
''Notice 5'': To pkers, dont fuck with me (that includes your group!) and I wont fuck with you...
 
''Notice 6'': If you don't like swearing, insults or general humour, we kindly suggest that you bugger off and join the DEM. ([[Leighton Kru]])
 
== Extra Info ==
 
 
*Zombie killer extrordinaire, like [[User:Mark_Whalberg|Mark Whalberg]].
 
*Awesome template/flag box user.
 
*ObiFireFighter is my main character and 3rd UD atempt.
 
*ObiCop was my second atempt to play UD, wich was inactive for a long time.
 
*ObiCop is back and is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he is all out of bubblegum.
 
*The first atempt, SuperObi is somewhere lost in [[Suburb|Galabraith Hills]].
 
*JC is my brand new char and 4th atempt!
 
*ObiFireFighter is a fuckin' badass *Note*:you can see him(above) totally kicking the crap out off that old softcore zombie ladie ([[User:Grogh|grogh]]) *Note 2*:You can also see him putting down his first pker The Gay Niiinn... sory... its [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=720250| The Grey Ninja]. Also ObiCop can be see shooting some random CGR douche.
 
*Oh yeah and Obi swears a shitload too and everyone knows that's fucking awesome!
 
*Obi is 20.
 
*Oh shit... Obi is hardcore.
 
*Obi is a Track&Field sprinter and can outrun every citizen in Malton...
 
*Obi is not black but he is an Track&Field sprinter.
 
*Obi likes boobs...
 
*Obi can sometimes refer to him in the 3rd person.
 
*Wait..... Is this an hardcore wikipage? Yeah... just like Obi.
 
*Obi sometimes misspels, but he cant talk 4 languages so STFU bitches!!!
 
*[[User:malmutekid|Malmutekid]] is Obi's brother and he is a total badass too.
 
*Just in case you didnt notice (wich I highly doubt having in mind all the hardcoreness and awesomeness in this wikipage), Obi is VERY HARDCORE,FUCK!
 
*Obi is an extremely, incredibly, awesomely, super good looking dude.
 
*Obi is very humble.
 
*Major pker's ass bruiser.
 
*Probably laughing at your face.
 
*I targeted you because you are: (taken from [[Ungrateful Dead]] wiki page)
 
<span style="color: red">1- Bad for survivors, 2- Full of your own shit, 3- Asshat, 4- In need of many deaths, 5- Bastard Zombie Lover, 6- Girlie Men, 7- Horrible Dresser, 8- NOT HARDCORE, 9- VERY SOFTCORE, 10- Not very nice...
 
'''Obi's Credos:'''
 
<span style="color: purple">!!!Balls To The Whalls!!!
 
<span style="color: purple">!!!Say Hello To My Little Friend!!!
 
<span style="color: purple">!!!AppleSauce, Bitch!!!
 
= '''Templates''' =
 
==Small ones==
{{flagbox|#DC143C|Bandeira_de_Portugal.png|Portuguese|This user is proud to be [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal Portuguese].}}
{{flagbox|#043694|European_flag.png|European|This user or group is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union European].}}
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{| style="border:solid #000000 2px;" width=250
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| rowspan=2 | [[image:MDK.jpg|40px]] || style="background:#000000; color:#ff0000;" width=200 align="center" | '''MDK Gang Member'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: xx-small" | Help the cause, join [[MDK]] Today!
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{{Manhunt2|Obi}}
{{Axehunt1|2nd}}
{{flagbox|Black|VZWRunningMan2008.jpg‎|[[VZW/Second Malton Running Man Competition|2008 VZW Running Man Competition]]|Obi thinks [[VZW/Second Malton Running Man Competition|VZW Malton Running Man Competition]] rocks!Ah!}}
{{flagbox|black|Imperial_eagle_small.jpg|For the Emperor!|This user liked [[Imperium|Imperium of Man]] but they were griefed out of the game by a bunch [[Imperium Must Die|dickless turds]] snobs.}}
{{Survivor}}
[[Image:troll_template.PNG]]
[[Image:ass_role.PNG]]
{{Heavy Arms}}{{Guns}}{{flagbox|#F30|54-1-.gif‎|[[Pkers]] Ball's Kicker|Obi grabs [[PKers|them]] by the nose and kicks [[PKers|them]] in the balls (err... face... for the sake of this image).}}
{{Stop!}}{{Firefighter}}{{Axe}}
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|rowspan="2"|[[Image:Pkdaythumb.jpg‎ |55px|center]]||style="font-size: small; background-color: black; color:red; text-align: center; width: 75%"|'''Bodycount'''
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|style="font-size: x-small; text-align: center; width: auto"|'''Obi has killed loads and loads of zombies.'''
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{{PKBodyCount|User=Obi|Number=a whole F&^$ truckload of}}{{Smackdown}}
{{DramaLlamaSmall}}{{Templates}}
{{FiringSquad|[[User:Secruss|Secruss]]}}
{{Ropes|[[User:Secruss|Secruss]]}}
{{ThePresident|[[User:Secruss|Secruss]]}}
{{Hurr|[[User:Secruss|Secruss]]}}
{{FiringSquad|[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob240]]}}
{{Ropes|[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob240]]}}
{{ThePresident|[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob240]]}}
{{Hurr|[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob240]]}}
{{Spanish}}
{{You Get Nothing}}
{{UserTemplate|
bordercolor=darkblue|
headerbackground=blue|
headercolor=white|
image=Minigun.gif|
imagewidth=108|
headerfontsize=small|
headertext='' '''Kill All Pigs!!!''' ''|
maintext=This user is a [[CGR|douche]] killer.}}
{{Zerg}}
{{Signature}}
{{TV|User=Obi}}
[[Image:Idol2.PNG]]
{{Ugly}}
{{InSovietRussia}}
{{Deathcultist}}
{{WorldCup}}
{{Spartacus}}
{{Sportacus}}
{| align="left"
|{{SPattonTactics}}
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{{UserTemplate|
bordercolor=blue|
headerbackground=yellow|
headercolor=blue|
headerfontsize=100%|
image=Ralphchocolate.gif|
imagewidth=75px|
headertext='''SPELING LOL'''|
maintext=Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!}}
{{Nobooze|User=Obi}}
{{Flagbox_Abuse}}
{| align="left"
|{{Gnap}}
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{{Fire VS Fire}}
{{Slapnuts}}
{{ADD}}
{{CFTPlayer}}
{{Calculus}}
{{birthday|January 27}}
{| style="border: solid black 3px; width:250px"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:Male sign blue.PNG]]||style="background-color: black; color: blue; font-size: 95%; text-align: center; width:100%"|'''A Guy'''
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|style="font-size: -small; text-align: center; width: auto"| [[User:ObiFireFighter|Obi]] peniz,the preciouz > Pluto
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{| style="background-color: black; border: solid #000000 3px; width: 250px"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:boobs.gif]]||style="background-color: black; color: #DC143C; font-size: 90%; text-align: center"|
|style="color: red; font-size: 90%; text-align: center"|'''This user likes boobies!'''
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{{RESCUE!}}
{{Reviver}}
{{Revivification Requests}}
{{Flagbox|#000000|Borat-flag.jpg|Jagshemash!| This user like to make sexy time with the ladies. High Five!}}
{{Touchthis|User=Obi}}
{{ReviveMe!}}
{{trenchcoater}}
{{Anime}}
{{EtiquetteSmall}}
{{Lots of Letters}}
{{TheBard}}
{{Nerf}}
{{KillerWhales}}
{{Flagbox|#000000|Borat-flag.jpg|Borat Approved| This user is 100% Borat Approved. High Five!}}
{{EmoKids}}
{| align="left"
|{{Pimp my ride}}
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{{Dude}}
{{TooSexy}}
{{KiKi|Name=Obi}}
{{flagbox|silver|language.jpg|Language Competence|This user can speak 4 languages}}
{{Lachryma|Name=Obi}}
{{Small Pizza}}
{{flagbox|red|Soviet.png|Not One Step Back, Comrades!|This user thinks that the Soviet Union was awe-inspiring during WWII}}
{{Stewie}}
{{ZAMN}}
{{Viking|User=Obi}}
{| align="left"
|{{Calendar}}
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{{Camping}}
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|{{Clock}}
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|{{Pyro|User=Obi}}
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|{{RunningAway}}
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|{{Smartest}}
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{{DieKitties}}
{{Violence}}
{{flagbox|#000|Fire.jpg|Hell|This user is probably going to Hell, well... maybe not.}}
{{Junkie}}
{{Secret Agent}}
{| align="left"
|{{Visited Caiger Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Joachim Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Lumber Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Buckley Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Pole Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Stickling Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Marven Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Giddings Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Hildebrand Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Nichols Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Woodroffe Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Blesley Mall}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Visited Mitchem Mall}}
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{{Firefox}}
{{Urban Dead}}
{{Stupidity}}
{{MaltonLocated|Name=Obi|Place=another name for Raccon City}}
{{Hoard}}
{{ThePresident|If you can read this, your not "The President"}}
{{Noob}}
{{Weapon of Choice|his/her=his|weapon=dick}}
{{encumbrance}}
{{Templates on page|User=Obi|number=a lot|his/her=his|date=now}}
{{Too Many Templates}}
{{UserTemplate|
headertext='''OMFG, Another Headshot!'''|
maintext=la-la-la-la Ooops! I did it again, I blew up your head got lost in game la-la-la-la.|
bordercolor=Black|
headerbackground=Black|
background=White|
imagewidth=70px|
width=250px|
image=Dawn_ut_dead.jpg}}
{{flagbox|red|sinq.jpg|Well!|This user certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!}}
{{Kenny}}
{{Crowbar}}
{{Mrh Cow}}
{{PrettyFire}}
{{WitchSmall}}
{{User:Amazing/notemplates}}
{{Too Much Free Time}}
{{humor}}
{{Fertilize_the_Land}}
{{Second Ammendment}}
{{ZombieMassacre}}
{{User:Amazing/bike}}
{{Codesteal}}
==A little bigger ones==
{{Watching}}
{{bush}}
{|align=left
|{{Hypnotoad}}
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{{Keep Malton Tidy}}
{{Cybele's Children}}
{| style="margin: 0 2em 0 2em;border:solid purple 2px;"  width=300 align="center"
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:Amazing_666sm.gif]] || style="background:purple; color:red; " align="center" | '''I Had a Fun Time '''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | This User laughed quite a lot at [[User:Amazing|Amazing]]'s user page.
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{{VisitedMcZedWorld}}
{| align="left"
|{{9000}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Vader}}
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|{{XFiles}}
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{{Don't Touch}}
{| style="margin: 0 0em 0 0em;border:solid black 5px;"  width=300 align="center"
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:digit.jpg|120px]] || style="background:black; color:white; " align="center" | '''Can you dig it, sucka?'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 100%;" | Obi can dig it...Sucka! In fact he is about to kick your black ass Mr.Booker unless you GTFO of the wiki.
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{{Care}}
{| style="border:solid black 2px;" width=350
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:jjminigun.jpg|140px]] || style="background:black; color:#ffffff;" width=350 align="center" | '''Run For Your Lives!'''
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| align="center"  style="font-size: medium" | Obi's Packin' Heat!
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{{Free Running|how=Jumping from rooftop to rooftop.}}
{| align="left"
|{{Monk}}
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|{{TuskenRaider}}
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{{Fuck you}}
{| style="border: 4px solid black; width: 250px; text-align: center; margin: auto;"
| rowspan="2" | [[Image:mistress2logo.jpg|90px]]
! style="background-color: purple; color: grey;" | Witness To The Mistress!
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| This user has fucked, actually ''Fucked'' the self proclaimed [[Slaves_Of_The_Mistress|immortal goddess]] in Malton before shooting her in the head! Hahahahaha!
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==Medium ones==
{| align="left"
|{{AHMH2}}
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{{RickRoll}}
{{CountWithMe}}
{| style="border:solid #330000 2px; width:400px; font-family:Arial;"
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:Force.gif|100px]] || style="background:#330000; color:#FFFFFF; font-size: 100%" width=500 align="center" | '''''USE THE FORCE!'''''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 11px" | This user only uses their powers for good (err..."only" is a strong word let's say "most of the times" ok?), <BR>and for tipping over small babies.<BR>
{{size|7|<nowiki>*</nowiki>No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*}}
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{{Frustration}}
{{Music}}
{|align=left
|{{EMO!}}
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{| style="margin: 0 0em 0 0em;border:solid black 5px;"  width=400 align="center"
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| rowspan=4 | [[Image:terminator.jpg|100px]] || style="background:black; color:red; " align="center" | [[MPD Vigilantes|'''The Terminator''']]
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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" |  This user is the Terminator. Don't mess with him. Ever.
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{{Anti Elitism}}
{{Fire Exit}}
{{ShoopDaWhoop}}
{{Mudkipz}}
{{StevenSeagal}}
{{SnakeisDead}}
{{TMM}}
{{CommunistParty}}
{{Kim}}
{{Sniper}}
{{ZOMGCARSLOL}}
{{NoZombies}}
{|align=left
|{{Firing_Squad|'''All right, who done it this time? 'Cause it sure as heck wasn't me..'''}}
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{| style="margin: 0 2em; border: solid blue 2px; text-align: center; width: 500px;"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:Ralphchocolate.gif|100px]]||style="background-color: yellow; color: blue; width:100%"|'''SPELING LOL'''
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|style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center"|Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
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{| style="border: solid red 2px; margin: 0 2em 0 2em; text-align: center; width: 500px"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:Stupid child.jpg|105px]]||style="background-color: red; color: white; width: 100%"|'''Get this [[User:Secruss|Secruss]] Off the Fucking Wiki!'''
|-
|style="font-size: 90%; width: auto"|Oh my God. Who the fuck is this jackass and what the fuck do they think they're doing? Get this fucking idiot off the fucking wiki '''''now'''''.
|}
{| style="border: solid red 2px; margin: 0 2em 0 2em; text-align: center; width: 500px"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:Stupid child.jpg|105px]]||style="background-color: red; color: white; width: 100%"|'''Get this [[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob240]] Off the Fucking Wiki!'''
|-
|style="font-size: 90%; width: auto"|Oh my God. Who the fuck is this jackass and what the fuck do they think they're doing? Get this fucking idiot off the fucking wiki '''''now'''''.
|}
{| style="border: solid black 2px; margin: 0 2em 0 2em; text-align: center; width: 500px"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:N1042844654_30005206_7904.jpg|100px]]‎||style="background: black; color: red; text-align: center; width: 100%"|'''Under The Beyonder's Grace'''
|-
|style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center; width: auto"|"WHO'S GETTIN FUCKED??!!!" 
This user is Allied with The Church Of The Beyonder. He is a true Pimp Of The Land.
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{{TemplateWhore}}
{{Nifty}}
{{NoGrammar}}
{{PayItForward}}
{{McZeds}}
{{SacredGroundPolicy}}
{{UniformBarricadingPolicy}}
{| style="margin: 0 2em 0 2em;border:solid #CCCCFF 2px;"  width=500 align="center"
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:WordList.JPG|100px]] || style="background:#CCCCFF" align="center" | '''Internet Intimidation'''
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| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | It doesn't matter how fancy a word is. Just that it's big.
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{{Batman}}
{{Scarface}}
==Big ones==
{| align_"left"
|{{WayTooLong}}
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{| align="left"
|{{Comrade Mario?}}
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{{SOAP}}
{{CaptainPlanet}}
{{A-Team}}
{{Juggernaut}}
{{Empire}}
{{OptimusPrime}}
{{HappyShare}}
{{Pluto}}
{{ZergRush}}
{{Lolcentaurs}}
{|align="left"
|{{Zomgminotaurs}}
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{{MarioPimp}}
{{PulpFiction}}
{| align="center" style="margin: 0em 2em 0em 2em; border:solid #999966 2px; width: 500px;"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:zombiepacifist.jpg|100px]]||style="background: #999966; text-align: center;"|'''[[:Category:ZPA supporter|Zombie Pacifist Accord Supporter]]'''
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|style="font-size: 90%; text-align: center;"|This User or Group supports the [[Zombie Pacifist Accord]] & promises to not harm survivors while in Zombie Status.
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{{Asshole}}
{{Shoop}}
==Really Big Ones==
{{Heavy Guns}}
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|rowspan=2 | [[Image:Flaming_Skull.gif|100px]] || style="font-size: 210%;" style="background:#556655" align="center" | <div style="font-size:16pt;">'''This User is HARDCORE''' </div>
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| align="center" style="font-size: 110%;" | This user follows <div style="font-size:12pt;">'''[[User:Mark Whalberg|Mark Whalberg]]'''</div> and believes in his Divine Awesomeness.
<div style="font-size:12pt;">'''BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!'''</div>
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==Templates/Flagboxes  I made==
{{Balls in our mouth}}{{flagbox|#043694|Jose_mourinho2.jpg| [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Mourinho Jose] |Football manager or living god?|}}
{{flagbox|green|BAWWWWW!.jpg|Oh yes!|[[User:ObiFireFighter|ObiFireFighter]] makes them bloated. In your face [[User:Secruss|Secruss]]!}}
{{HardRocker}}
==Template meter==
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|<span style="text-decoration: blink; font-size: 200%">'''215 TEMPLATES and counting'''</span>
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='''''Asshat Count'''''=
===2008===
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=887540 Stephen Colbert DFA] [http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8167/sdaffhg9.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] uninspired softcore, fugly.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=889449 Jimmy Kimmel] [http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/375/kimelhn7.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] uninspired softcore, fatass.
*Jimmy Kimmel [http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/9823/kimmel2zu2.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] uninspired softcore, got his fatass rocked again...
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=861894 An enormous baby] [http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5484/bebeww4.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] unispired softcore baby.
*An enormous baby [http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8708/enbabysl0.png SS] - [[Late Night TV Crue]] same as above
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=648524 Dick Bitchin] [http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2319/dickim9.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*Dick Bitchin [http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/712/dickagainkb7.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=730855 The Dancing Banana] [http://i34.tinypic.com/2i8at93.jpg SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*The Dancing Banana [http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/2877/bananaagainua1.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=755790 Zebranunpuncher] No SS - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=976383 Billy Club Thorton] [http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/5021/billyfaggotep8.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*Billy Club Thorton [http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2196/billjo4.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*Billy Club Thorton [http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/451/bcthv4.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=873566 Ocular] [http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4129/ocularxg0.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=936006 eugenie de franval] [http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6106/egenielq7.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=604809 Omar Suarez] [http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/4/2/2/f_OmarSuarezm_64628a5.jpg SS] - [[Red Rum]]/uber idiot in need of many deaths.
*Omar Suarez [http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/5241/omaragainip8.png SS] - damn... this guy is softcore, [[Red Rum]] should fire him.
*Omar Suarez [http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/1714/suarezll6.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1113323 Buff McHugeLarge] [http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2218/bufftd9.png SS] - Poopie, toxic waste, not funny, etc... [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=750882 Jason the Axe man] [http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2683/axebq7.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=240186 Vandr][http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/875/vandrgo3.png SS] - get a flack jacket n00b, [[Red Rum]]
*happykiller911 [http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/507/jljkljwa8.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=936006 eugenie de franval] [http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7708/efkw3.png SS] - [[Red Rum]]
*Valeria Messalina [http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1434/valeriaxo7.png SS] - [[BrainROT RUM]] B.Hunter
*The Pirate LeChuck [http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6075/piratesg9.png SS] - [[BrainROT RUM]] B.Hunter
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=793780 Xoof] [http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8364/xoofvc3.png SS] - [[BrainROT RUM]] B.Hunter
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=879538 Lady Hawk] [http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1320/ladycm0.png SS] - [[Flat Earth Society]] member, the earth is round fools!
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1072621 Dirk Triggerfinger] [http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2153/dirkvu7.png SS] - [[CGR|Douche]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50510 PN Lenny] [http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2831/lennyxo6.png SS] - a big[[CGR|Douche]].
*PN Lenny [http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1959/pnlenny2bo5.png SS] - a big [[CGR|Douche]].
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=819834 Calvin Machiavelli] [http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9969/pwntqx6.png SS] - [[CGR|Douche]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=800212 bluewaterdragon] [http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/903/blue1cv4.png SS] - [[CGR|Douche]]
*bluewaterdragon [http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7213/blue2lo3.png SS] - [[CGR|Douche]]
*bluewaterdragon [http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4388/bluewaterdragonar5.png SS] - [[CGR|Douche]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=795468 MelkorTheGreat] [http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2242/melkoraa4.png SS] - [[CGR|Douche]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=473950 Redzamorak7] [http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8250/redij0.png SS] - Biggest [[CGR|Douche]] of 'em all...girlie men suits him too.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=51325 UD killer] [http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7905/udkilleruo1.png SS] - another [[CGR|Douche]].
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=396023 madscience] [http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2912/madsciencecc7.png SS] - a big fat ugly nazi [[CGR|Douche]] in need of many deaths.
*madsciense [http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4320/novoimagemdemapadebitsrx5.png SS] - same as above, [[CGR|Douche]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=419584 Franz Molotov] [http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6335/molotovce0.png SS] - Just a [[CGR|Douche]].
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=335089 headless gunner] [http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4879/headlessfa1.png SS] - [[CGR|Douche]] celebrity.
*headless gunner [http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4812/hg1kw0.png SS] - [[CGR|Douche]], same as above.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=742993 shackyosemite] [http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/7286/yokokokwo6.png SS] - [[Columbine Kids|Emo...]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=797515 Alf Landon] No SS - In need of many deaths.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=324300 Kyle the Feared] or [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1052983 KyleTheFeared] (No sure which one though) No SS - same as above.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=884401 Josuah Coleslaw] [http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/203/joshgp5.png SS] - Asshat...and a pker.
*Josuah Coleslaw [http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/7384/sadfzx5.png SS] - same as above...
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=987549 Dirty Girl] [http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6771/dirtygirlwy1.png SS] - Because she sucks.
*Dirty Girl [http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3528/dirtds9.png SS] - Bitch slaped again for being... well... a bitch!
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=468439 Dark Wolfkind] [http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/5953/wolfys0.png SS] - Obi's enemy but a respectable foe.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1208968 Watch and Ward] [http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9906/wardra2.png SS] - Mainly a retard, at a lesser extent a zerger also a snitch...
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=876690 Teh Kamikaze] [http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4941/thekamikazezb2.png SS] - Stupid bounty hunter.
*TehKamikaze [http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4425/kamikazeuj3.png SS] - For being a retard and a mangina.
*TehKamikaze [http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/5676/tehkaif8.png SS] - Obi's advice to you "Dont start shit that you cant handle..."
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=928285 DeadHead17] No SS - another B.Hunter...
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=983702 Foudetimbres] No SS - Another stupid bounty hunter.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=950737 Cameron Vale] [http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/66/cameronbb9.png SS] - Yet another retarded b. hunter, from [[The Saints|this]] lame ass group
*Cameron Vale [http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/2449/vale131gr7.png SS] - Same as above, from [[The Saints|We are Retards]]
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=998248 lunatoon] [http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1451/lunaej2.png SS] - Member of the [[The Saints|We are Retards]].
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=485286 Chimera7] [http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8329/chimera7kd1.png SS] - Bad for survivors, full of her own shit, asshat, in need of many deaths, bastard zombie lover, too much body hair, horrible dresser, NOT HARDCORE, VERY SOFTCORE, not very nice...basically a MSC member.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=346877 DocDead] [http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/25/dumbtz8.png SS] - Chimera's she-male buddy...
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=633085 More Violence] [http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3774/ohrlyrn5.png SS] - Full of his own shit...
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=832757 hibernaculum] [http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9615/hiberst8.png SS] - random douchebag.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=599253 Al Stimson] No SS - Another random douchebag, attacked Obi for no reason.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1102869 Joliet Jake] [http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/6421/cheapassxq8.png SS] - [[TZH]]/[[Cheap Ass Survivors]] war.
*Joliet Jake [http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4257/jolietjake2si1.png SS] - [[TZH]]/[[Cheap Ass Survivors]] war.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1097903 Jonathan Ingram] [http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4592/sdafuk3.png SS] - [[TZH]]/[[Cheap Ass Survivors]] war.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=937227 Firevixen] [http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4510/vixends8.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=638302 IyandaCloud] [http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4760/85211119or7.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1067742 Canker Sore] [http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/648/cankerio1.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=633954 fireballer] No SS - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RFF]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=931147 jibbajabbah] [http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4636/jsfjkasdfjsuc6.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=553774 Goolina] [http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5435/goolinagf6.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=680081 yosemiteclimber] [http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/3981/yeooa9.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=746909 Bobs Aturd] [http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3308/bobsaturdei3.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=738142 Lord Moloch] [http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/620/molochtx4.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] "Papa".
*Lord Moloch [http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/175/lordbf9.png SS] - [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] "Papa".
*Joe Fabulous [http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6721/undeadkb1.png SS] - [[Undeadites]] member a bastard zombie lover.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1258684 altairtheeagle] [http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9494/altairif2.png SS]- [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war
*altairtheeagle [http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3192/tehn00blesl2.png SS] - [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1101125 LER0Y JENKINS] [http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9153/jenkinspn7.png SS] - [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war
*LER0Y JENKINS [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4008/leroy2vz3.png SS] - [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=459420 Canderous Ordo] [http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/1036/ordotr7.png SS] - [[DORIS]] celebrity, [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war
*Canderous Ordo [http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1338/ordory9.png SS] - same as above, [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war 
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=477521 Hikari Kisugi] [http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6721/hshd6.png SS] - "Teh" most utter stupid intellectual wannabe person that Obi as EVER found on a forum... EVER. [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war
*Hikari Kisugi [http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8613/hs2iz7.png SS] - Same as above, for [[TZH|BORIS]]!
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1109834 Adam Selene] [http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9577/adamhk2.png SS] - Obi's favorite [[The Saints|retard]], [[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1054518 H K 47] [http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7057/hkta0.png SS] - [[DORIS]] "metalbag",[[TZH|BORIS]]/[[DORIS]] war.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=713350 Chris Cro] [http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2322/crisyj2.png SS] - a shitedi losini.
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1117882 remembermylast] [http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6201/bitchqq8.png SS] - idiot claims bounty on Obi idiot dies.
''More to be uploaded soon''

Latest revision as of 22:17, 17 October 2014


Don "Obi Von Pimps Ur Mumz" is back


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Some Facts:

  • Im 24.
  • Male.
  • Still in college... u mad?
  • Avid gamer, I play tons of video games, mainly RPGs and FPS.
  • Love sports, specially Track & Field (sprints and jumps).
  • Game of thrones is fucking awesome.
  • I AM fucking awesome probably the best looking man alive.
  • Malamute kid is my brother (IRL... durr...).


My characters:

ObiFireFighter
Joined: 2007-03-10 22:32:07
Character class: The Juggernaut!
Favorite equipment: Shotgun...
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Pimp'in dead bitches!
Character group: BORIS
Character stats: Alive, Obi never dies... he just lays the fuck down!!!
Journal: Jornals just aren't for ObiFireFighter


ObiCop
Joined: 2007-03-10 22:10:07
Character class: Hancock
Favorite equipment: Pie!
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: unknown
Character group: MDK
Character stats: Alive and kicking...ass!
Journal: Jornals just aren't for ObiCop


John Cencioni
Joined: 2007-03-10 22:10:07
Character class: G-Man
Favorite equipment: Berettas of course!!!
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Retired
Character group: MSD
Character stats: Retired, capisce?
Journal: Jornals just aren't for John Cencioni
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