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<font face="zapfino">'''AHLG'''</font></h3><small style="margin:0; border-bottom:5 ; top:20; position:absolute; top:20;">A Helpful Little Gnome</small><br>


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You are at a clearing bordered by a low, broken wall, amidst cornfield and tall grass. There is one stump and a hollow filled with sand. To the south a road leads to the quarantine border. Also here is {{UDHarman|Gnome|a short, dumpling-like man|50}}.


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Somebody has written something on the stump.
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There is a lone zombie here. It has a target spraypainted to its chest.
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{{UDAct|You appear in this user space with no idea how you got here or why.}}
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<span style="border-bottom:solid 2px maroon;padding-right:25px"><big><big>'''Wiki related:'''</big></big></span>


*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Projects|Projects]]
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{{UDTurn2|a short, dumpling-like man|announces the creation of this world.|a while ago|Gnome}}
{{UDTurn2|target painted zombie|groans.|1 minute ago|Target Zombie}}


*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Archive|Archives]] & [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Archive2|the other one]]
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::{{UDAction|Talk to the Gnome|Banana}} <span style="background:#889988;padding-left:2px;padding:3px;padding-right:4px;padding-top:3px;padding-bottom:1px;display:inline-block;"><span style="display:inline-block;background: #FFFFFF;border-top: solid 2px Gainsboro;border-left: solid 2px gainsboro;border-bottom: solid 2px grey;border-right:solid 2px grey;width:auto;padding-left2px;padding-right:2px">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Special%3APrefixIndex&prefix=A+Helpful+Little+Gnome&namespace=2 <font color="#CC0000"><span style="padding-top:4px;padding-bottom: 4px;">Look around</span></font>]</span></span> {{UDAction|Play in the sand|Sandbox}} {{UDAction|Read the stump writing|Archive}} {{UDAction|Go south|Startpage}} {{UDAction|Push the zombie|mg/Startpage}} {{UDAction|Search the area|udm/begin}} {{UDAction|Laugh at the Gnome|Games}} {{UDAction|Follow the rabbit hole|rabbithole}}
*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sandbox|The first one]] & [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sandbox2|the second]] but surely not [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sandbox3|the third]]
:<div style="color: #BBCCBB;padding-top:7px;padding-bottom:4px"><big>'''Inventory:'''</big></div>
 
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*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Help|Help!]]
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'''Miscellaneous:'''
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*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/EvilPlans|Evil?]]
 
*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig|My signature]]
 
*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Awards|Awards]]
 
*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Templates|Templates]]
 
<span style="border-bottom:solid 2px maroon;padding-right:25px"><big><big>'''Game related:'''</big></big></span>
*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Rants|Rants]]
 
*[[Tikhon Medical|The only group I've ever been in]]
 
'''Characters'''
 
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=669809 Target Zombie] ~ ''someday''


*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=850514 Smarties] ~ ''someday''
<span style="border-bottom:solid 2px maroon;padding-right:25px"><big><big>'''Lolcat of the day:'''</big></big></span>
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<div style="padding:3px;background: #556655;border:solid 4px #445544;width:200px"><big>[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Chapters|{{UDLink|Chapters}}]] </big><span style="color:#BBCCBB">&ndash; Spoiler Alert</span></div>
<small>~ (Not neccessarily updated each day) ~<br>~ (Not necessarily a lolcat) ~<br>~ (Click to enlarge!) ~</small>
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| style="font-size: 10pt" | <span style="padding-left: 4px">'''[[UDWiki:Administration|<font color="white">Administration</font>]]'''</span><span style="padding-left: 16px">[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Help|<font color="white">'''Help'''</font>]]</span> <span style="padding-left: 16px">[[Special:Recentchanges|<font color="white">'''Recent Changes'''</font>]]</span><br><span style="padding-left: 16px">[[User talk:A Helpful Little Gnome|<font color="white">'''Talk to me'''</font>]]</span>
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|width="350px"|Tell me a damn ranking in cattleman I briefly make my cake. <small>01:26, 6 February 2019 (UTC)</small>
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|↳ An interactive storyline <br>↳ Open world environment<br>↳ Non-linear gameplay, offers many interesting paths<br>↳ Unlimited action points<br>↳ Humourous character experiences<br>↳ Dynamic dialogue choices<br>↳ Many, many horrible ways to die<br>↳ Long play hours: Game never ends
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|{{UDLink|<u>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<big><big><big><big>'''On the Horizon'''</big></big></big></big></u>}}
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|''Artist's depiction of the Gnome. Note the groomed beard.''
|width="350px"|Boss fights ↵<br> New equipment ↵<br> More human encounters ↵<br>Split-path decisions ↵<br> Possibly images ↵<br> Lots more deaths ↵<br> A maze? (Would be ridiculous) ↵<br> Completion of the game ↵
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A '''gnome''' is a [[Wikipedia:myth|mythical]] creature characterized by its extremely small size and crumpled, almost child-like face. They are often described as two spans high, and very taciturn.
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Gnomes bare semblances towards [[Wikipedia:Dwarf|Dwarves]] and [[Wikipedia:Goblin|Goblins]], particularly in their short stature and affinity to underground living habits. However, there are some key differences, such as the pigment of a Goblin's skin and the stone-like appearance of the Dwarf.
 
Intelligence, wisdom and agility are some of the more notable attributes of a Gnome. They are not known for being particularly charismatic creatures but are usually quite friendly. Gnomes are well known for their vast knowledge, inventions and their innovative way of thinking.
 
The exact origins of the Gnome is not known, but there is some speculation that they flew over in space craft, or were the product of a freak mixing of Dwarf and Goblin. Such suspicions are probably false, as the Gnomes weren't believed to have invented space travel until 4864 and Goblin-Dwarf relationships are just preposterous.
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|''I R SERIUS, no?''
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<span class="plainlinks">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Special%3ANewPages&namespace=2&username=A+Helpful+Little+Gnome <font color="#BBCCBB">'''Check for the most recent additions here!'''</font>]</span>
When King Gobler, (abbreviated Gob) came to power in the year of 3434, his first action was to appoint a relatively unknown Gnome, called Gnome, to Chief Tinkerer of New New Gnomeroa. This move created an uproar in the Council of Tinkering Gnomes, as Gnome hadn't gone through a Gnomination process. Gob, with his mighty charisma stat of 14, managed to quell the uproar and noted that any further outcries against his judgment would be punishable by mudkip strangulation.


Gnome's status as Chief Tinkerer brought many new changes to the inter, outer and sideways workings of New New Gnomeroa. The creation of the Artisans Guild of Artificially Crafted Crafts led to a revolutionary way of Tinking. The change helped in the making of the first blueprint for a space craft and new technologies like ocular implants that would give Gnomes the ability to spy on mudkipz on faraway planets (such a thing already was possible with advanced telescope technology, but this way was so much cooler and stealthy). He was much praised by his ways of Tinkering and Tinking, and was much adored by his fellow Gnomes.
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==See also==
[[Category:Fiction]]
[[The REAL Suggestion Guidelines]]
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the World of Gnome
Daytime and Nighttime
a cornfield
a cornfield
a field
a field
a clearing
1 human
1 zombie
a cornfield
a field
a road
a cornfield
You are the Visitor. You have 50 Hit Points and 0 Experience Points. You have 50 Action Points remaining.
The way out is 900 blocks south.

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You are at a clearing bordered by a low, broken wall, amidst cornfield and tall grass. There is one stump and a hollow filled with sand. To the south a road leads to the quarantine border. Also here is a short, dumpling-like man (50HP).

Somebody has written something on the stump.

There is a lone zombie here. It has a target spraypainted to its chest.

You appear in this user space with no idea how you got here or why.

Since your last turn:
• a short, dumpling-like man announces the creation of this world. (a while ago)
• target painted zombie groans. (1 minute ago)
Possible actions:
Talk to the Gnome Look around Play in the sand Read the stump writing Go south Push the zombie Search the area Laugh at the Gnome Follow the rabbit hole
Inventory:
You carry nothing. You are also quite nude.


Chapters – Spoiler Alert
         Updates
Tell me a damn ranking in cattleman I briefly make my cake. 01:26, 6 February 2019 (UTC)
Features         
↳ An interactive storyline
↳ Open world environment
↳ Non-linear gameplay, offers many interesting paths
↳ Unlimited action points
↳ Humourous character experiences
↳ Dynamic dialogue choices
↳ Many, many horrible ways to die
↳ Long play hours: Game never ends


         On the Horizon
Boss fights ↵
New equipment ↵
More human encounters ↵
Split-path decisions ↵
Possibly images ↵
Lots more deaths ↵
A maze? (Would be ridiculous) ↵
Completion of the game ↵
Progress         

Check for the most recent additions here!

( Might be empty, if so, then it's empty )
( If it's not empty, then there's recent additions )
( And if there are recent additions, then oh dear )
( Also, spoilers! )

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