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<font face="zapfino">'''AHLG'''</font></h3><small style="margin:0; border-bottom:5 ; top:20; position:absolute; top:20;">A Helpful Little Gnome</small><br>


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|<span style="color: Honeydew"><big>You are in a park. Overgrown pathways lead nowhere. You can see nothing but open field to the north and east but you can hear a river towards the west. In the distant south, you can see some buildings. Also here is '''a Gnome'''. Some <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=850514 {{C|yellow|smarties}}]</span> are scattered on the ground.


There is also one <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=669809 {{C|yellow|target painted zombie}}].</span>
Somebody has etched the words ''all your cheesy poofs belong to us'' onto a tree.
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:<span style="color: lightgrey"><big>'''Since your last turn'''</big>
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::<span style="color: lightgrey">'''<big><big>• </big></big>''' '''the Gnome''' announces the creation of this world. <small>(very recently)</small></span>
::<span style="color: lightgrey">'''<big><big>• </big></big>''' '''target painted zombie''' groans very loudly. <small>(very recently)</small></span>
::<span style="color: lightgrey">'''<big><big>• </big></big>''' A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. <small>(right now)</small></span>
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:<span style="color: lightgrey"><big>'''Possible actions:'''</big></span>


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::<span style="color: lightgrey">[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/z|{{c|yellow|'''1)''' Attack the Gnome with fists.}}]]</span>
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::<span style="color: lightgrey">[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/z|{{c|yellow|'''2)''' Attack the Gnome with a flying kick.}}]]</span>
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::<span style="color: lightgrey">[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/z|{{c|yellow|'''3)''' Wave at the target painted zombie.}}]]</span>
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::<span style="color: lightgrey">{{C|yellow|'''4)''' Move (using the map).}}</span>
<font color="white">Navigation</font>
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<span style="border-bottom:solid 2px maroon;padding-right:25px"><big><big>'''Wiki related:'''</big></big></span>


*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Projects|Projects]]
:<span style="color: lightgrey"><big>'''Inventory:'''</big></span>


*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Archive|Archives]] & [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Archive2|the other one]]
::<span style="color: lightgrey">You currently carry nothing. You are also quite nude.</span>


*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sandbox|The first one]] & [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sandbox2|the second]] but surely not [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sandbox3|the third]]


*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Help|Help!]]
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'''Miscellaneous:'''


*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/EvilPlans|Evil?]]
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*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig|My signature]]
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*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Templates|Templates]]
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<span style="border-bottom:solid 2px maroon;padding-right:25px"><big><big>'''Game related:'''</big></big></span>
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*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Rants|Rants]]
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*[[Tikhon Medical|The only group I've ever been in]]
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'''Characters'''
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*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=669809 Target Zombie] ~ ''someday''
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*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=850514 Smarties] ~ ''someday''
 
<span style="border-bottom:solid 2px maroon;padding-right:25px"><big><big>'''Lolcat of the day:'''</big></big></span>
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[[Image:Lolcat.jpg|200px]]
<small>~ (Not neccessarily updated each day) ~<br>~ (Not necessarily a lolcat) ~<br>~ (Click to enlarge!) ~</small>
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| <span style="background-color:#7d8f7d;padding:7px;" width="24.5%" | <span style="color: Honeydew"><big>You are <font color= yellow>an Outsider</font>. You have 60 Hit Points and 42 Experience Points. You have 10 Action Points remaining. You also smell bad. </big></span>
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|''Artist's depiction of the Gnome. Note the groomed beard.''
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A '''gnome''' is a [[Wikipedia:myth|mythical]] creature characterized by its extremely small size and crumpled, almost child-like face. They are often described as two spans high, and very taciturn.


Gnomes bare semblances towards [[Wikipedia:Dwarf|Dwarves]] and [[Wikipedia:Goblin|Goblins]], particularly in their short stature and affinity to underground living habits. However, there are some key differences, such as the pigment of a Goblin's skin and the stone-like appearance of the Dwarf.


Intelligence, wisdom and agility are some of the more notable attributes of a Gnome. They are not known for being particularly charismatic creatures but are usually quite friendly. Gnomes are well known for their vast knowledge, inventions and their innovative way of thinking.


The exact origins of the Gnome is not known, but there is some speculation that they flew over in space craft, or were the product of a freak mixing of Dwarf and Goblin. Such suspicions are probably false, as the Gnomes weren't believed to have invented space travel until 4864 and Goblin-Dwarf relationships are just preposterous.
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When King Gobler, (abbreviated Gob) came to power in the year of 3434, his first action was to appoint a relatively unknown Gnome, called Gnome, to Chief Tinkerer of New New Gnomeroa. This move created an uproar in the Council of Tinkering Gnomes, as Gnome hadn't gone through a Gnomination process. Gob, with his mighty charisma stat of 14, managed to quell the uproar and noted that any further outcries against his judgment would be punishable by mudkip strangulation.


Gnome's status as Chief Tinkerer brought many new changes to the inter, outer and sideways workings of New New Gnomeroa. The creation of the Artisans Guild of Artificially Crafted Crafts led to a revolutionary way of Tinking. The change helped in the making of the first blueprint for a space craft and new technologies like ocular implants that would give Gnomes the ability to spy on mudkipz on faraway planets (such a thing already was possible with advanced telescope technology, but this way was so much cooler and stealthy). He was much praised by his ways of Tinkering and Tinking, and was much adored by his fellow Gnomes.
 
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Revision as of 21:39, 8 November 2008

You are in a park. Overgrown pathways lead nowhere. You can see nothing but open field to the north and east but you can hear a river towards the west. In the distant south, you can see some buildings. Also here is a Gnome. Some smarties are scattered on the ground.

There is also one target painted zombie.

Somebody has etched the words all your cheesy poofs belong to us onto a tree.

Since your last turn

the Gnome announces the creation of this world. (very recently)
target painted zombie groans very loudly. (very recently)
A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (right now)

Possible actions:
1) Attack the Gnome with fists.
2) Attack the Gnome with a flying kick.
3) Wave at the target painted zombie.
4) Move (using the map).
Inventory:
You currently carry nothing. You are also quite nude.


Somewhere
a park
You are an Outsider. You have 60 Hit Points and 42 Experience Points. You have 10 Action Points remaining. You also smell bad.

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