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::::You're 16% right ;). Ok, 60 dollars, but that's as high as I'll go. :P --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 18:19, 8 March 2009 (UTC) | ::::You're 16% right ;). Ok, 60 dollars, but that's as high as I'll go. :P --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 18:19, 8 March 2009 (UTC) | ||
:::::'''Statement''': $60 sum accepted. Please relate to HK-50 your current location, state of health, and the amount of armor you currently possess. Upon my arrival, I am sure that I will be over-joyed to see you...''"Master"''. --[[User:HK-50|HK-50]] 18:25, 8 March 2009 (UTC) | :::::'''Statement''': $60 sum accepted. Please relate to HK-50 your current location, state of health, and the amount of armor you currently possess. Upon my arrival, I am sure that I will be over-joyed to see you...''"Master"''. --[[User:HK-50|HK-50]] 18:25, 8 March 2009 (UTC) | ||
==Obsolete?== | |||
:''"Even the most outdated, obsolete HK model is worth far more than that."'' | |||
'''STATEMENT:''' Too true. Some of us are even considered ''priceless'', true classics... --[[user:Goofy Mccoy/H K 47|HK 47]] 07:03, 10 April 2009 (BST) |
Revision as of 06:06, 10 April 2009
Query: Do You Require My Assistance, Organic?
Statement: If so, place it beneath a Level 3 Header. New Communications above the old.
Query
Does the programming of the HK-50 model differentiate between living meatbags and non-living meatbags? _Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 02:29, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- Clarification: HK-50 Models have no difficulties in identifying the condition of any organics. However, HK-50 models are not programmed to be fond of either sort. If ordered to, HK-50 models are programmed to terminate hostilities and facilitate communications with either sort.
- Query: Why do you refer to your kind as 'meatbag'? Observation: The term 'meatbag' is normally used as a deragatory term for 'organic'. Term 'meatbag' does not even describe the organic condition adaquatly. Organics such as yourself are more of a fleshy vessel of fluids; a meaty membrane holding a large quantity of liguids. Term 'meatbag' does not define the true nature of the organic structure.
- Musing: Perhaps you are the sort of organic which realizes the depressing reality of the organic state, and finds it soothing to act in a self-depreciating manner? If you should desire it, I suspect I would find it soothing to put you out of your misery.
- Query: Do you wish to purchase me, organic?--HK-50 02:41, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEME. 50 bucks. NAO. --Haliman - Talk 02:47, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- Translation: 64% that the incoherent organic is attempting to bid upon my price. 20% that the incoherent organic desires me to facilitate communications with him in the most efficient manner possible. 16% that the incoherent organic is simply bored and feels like causing others irritation to others by filling their communication channels with nonesense.
- Statement: Organic, 50 of your dollars is not sufficient to purchase any HK model. Even the most outdated, obsolete HK model is worth far more than that. The scrap metal from HK-01's vocabulator would be more than that.
- Clarification: Money is not an object in regards to purchase.
- Recitation: HK-50's Master must provide both work and Maintenance to any HK-50 model in order for a purchase to be complete. "First come first serve." Contract expires if these terms are both unfulfilled. --HK-50 02:59, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- You're 16% right ;). Ok, 60 dollars, but that's as high as I'll go. :P --Haliman - Talk 18:19, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- Statement: $60 sum accepted. Please relate to HK-50 your current location, state of health, and the amount of armor you currently possess. Upon my arrival, I am sure that I will be over-joyed to see you..."Master". --HK-50 18:25, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- You're 16% right ;). Ok, 60 dollars, but that's as high as I'll go. :P --Haliman - Talk 18:19, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEME. 50 bucks. NAO. --Haliman - Talk 02:47, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Obsolete?
- "Even the most outdated, obsolete HK model is worth far more than that."
STATEMENT: Too true. Some of us are even considered priceless, true classics... --HK 47 07:03, 10 April 2009 (BST)