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'''Our five and only five Rules for our members are here:''' [[AZDC/rules|The Rules]] | '''Our five and only five Rules for our members are here:''' [[AZDC/rules|The Rules]] | ||
The AZ/DC is also available to assist '''ANY''' groups with '''ANY''' project should the followers of Rando deem it interesting enough. Does you zombie horde need some additional groaning bodies? Are you hunting zergs or text rapists? Need help reclaiming and holding that mall? If you are willing to | The AZ/DC is also available to assist '''ANY''' groups with '''ANY''' project should the followers of Rando deem it interesting enough. Does you zombie horde need some additional groaning bodies? Are you hunting zergs or text rapists? Need help reclaiming and holding that mall? If you are willing to rock out with allies who cling to the very edge of sanity then give us a ring. | ||
==The Wheel of Rando== | ==The Wheel of Rando== | ||
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A sample of what we have gotten up to before. Current or very recent Flavors of the Week are not listed, for reasons of NATIONAL SECURITY. | A sample of what we have gotten up to before. Current or very recent Flavors of the Week are not listed, for reasons of NATIONAL SECURITY. | ||
''' | '''July | ||
''' | '''June 25'''- AZ/DC realized that the good suburb of Gibsonton was UNDER IMMINENT ZOMBIE ASSAULT. All hands on deck braced for zombie invasion! Zombie spies were mown down by the dozens as each AZ/DC member blasted away with their ten shotguns and dozens of katanas. Alas, Dowdney Mall fell despite our best efforts, and the devious zombie spy agency, the [[Malton Department of Defense]], still today snoops around with impunity. | ||
''' | '''June 17'''- AZ/DC taught the people of Malton the value of chemistry by giving them hands-on introductions to the contents of fuel cans and beer bottles. Alas, many people could not handle the EXCITEMENT OF CHEMISTRY and died as a result. Their deaths were a tragic misunderstanding and we here at AZ/DC mourn their loss. | ||
''' | '''June 10'''- AZ/DC caught a bad case of the crazies and ran amok around the [[B.A.R]], delivering warnings of the bears, [[Generator|machine lords]] and unwell goldfish within their midst. Unfortunately, they FAILED to heed said warnings, and as such we are not responsible for the bearpocalypse which will fall unto them later. | ||
''' | '''May 17'''- AZ/DC members hunted down and killed/revived each other many, many times. Countless AZ/DC lives were lost in this horrifying incident, mostly the same four over and over again. | ||
''' | '''May 8'''- AZ/DC assisted survivors. WE ARE THE 68%. | ||
'''April 26'''- AZ/DC lit up dark buildings and killed whoever was inside. | '''April 26'''- AZ/DC lit up dark buildings and killed whoever was inside. | ||
''' | '''April 13'''-AZ/DC [[revivification|revived]] folks then killed the revivees in order to demonstrate Rando's duality. | ||
''' | '''April 4'''- AZ/DC went on a [[Bounty Hunter|Bounty Hunting]] spree, hunting down RG-listed scum for JUSTICE. Like good lawkeepers, even the slightest bounties fell to our blades, for JUSTICE knows no mercy! | ||
''' | '''March 26'''- AZ/DC [[Death Cultist|Death Culted]] our way across Malton. | ||
'''March 20'''- AZ/DC participated in some [[PKer|PKing]] by Rando's whims. | |||
'''March 11'''- AZ/DC took a [[C.R.A.P.]] and revived everything we saw. | |||
'''March 1'''-The very first Mission from Rando. AZ/DC brought [[RKing|radio stations]] and [[GKing|generators]] to silence in local areas. | |||
[http://w11.zetaboards.com/AZ_DC/index/ Sign up], and you too could be privy to this cornucopia of rambunctious variety! | [http://w11.zetaboards.com/AZ_DC/index/ Sign up], and you too could be privy to this cornucopia of rambunctious variety! | ||
[[Category:Groups]] | [[Category:Groups]] | ||
Revision as of 23:02, 11 July 2012
ANTI-ZOMBIE / DEATH CULTISTS
Join us. Allow your actions to be governed by Rando's Wheel and never be bored again.
Nothing stays the same in Malton. Suburbs and gangs rise and fall daily. Victories can turn into defeats in moments, and defeats into victories with equal haste. Not even the men, women, animals and aliens of Malton can remain alive, dead or undead with any certainty.
Only one thing is constant.
The Random Number Goddess, who we know as Rando. Her randomness determines every action in Malton whether you choose to believe in her or not.
We are Rando's followers. We acknowledge the will of Rando as the highest law of Malton. To this end, we have decided we shall strive towards being as random as the great Rando. We answer to no cause, pro-survivor, anti-survivor, Pker or bounty hunter, except for the RNG and our own amusement. We change on a whim, kill at will and rhyme on a dime.
After all, if nothing stays the same in Malton, why the hell should we?
Every week or so, we contact Rando through the Wheel of Rando. Her will is dictated to us in all it's random glory and determines our actions, whether it be helping survivors, helping zombies, griefing, murdering, un-griefing, roleplaying or any combination of the above.
Joining is easy: AZ/DC Forums
Our five and only five Rules for our members are here: The Rules
The AZ/DC is also available to assist ANY groups with ANY project should the followers of Rando deem it interesting enough. Does you zombie horde need some additional groaning bodies? Are you hunting zergs or text rapists? Need help reclaiming and holding that mall? If you are willing to rock out with allies who cling to the very edge of sanity then give us a ring.
The Wheel of Rando
The Wheel of Rando is what dictates the activities of AZDC. It is a lovingly-crafted, intricate portal to the ever-changing ebbs and flows of Rando's will, bringing her divine word to our humble earthly eyes. In other words, it's what the unenlightened refer to as a RNG. The Wheel selects from a large pool of unorthodox and tasty activities. We spin it regularly, usually on a weekly basis, changing our activities as the Random number Goddess dictates, staying entertained perpetually through Rando's patronage.
Previous Flavors of the Week
A sample of what we have gotten up to before. Current or very recent Flavors of the Week are not listed, for reasons of NATIONAL SECURITY.
July
June 25- AZ/DC realized that the good suburb of Gibsonton was UNDER IMMINENT ZOMBIE ASSAULT. All hands on deck braced for zombie invasion! Zombie spies were mown down by the dozens as each AZ/DC member blasted away with their ten shotguns and dozens of katanas. Alas, Dowdney Mall fell despite our best efforts, and the devious zombie spy agency, the Malton Department of Defense, still today snoops around with impunity.
June 17- AZ/DC taught the people of Malton the value of chemistry by giving them hands-on introductions to the contents of fuel cans and beer bottles. Alas, many people could not handle the EXCITEMENT OF CHEMISTRY and died as a result. Their deaths were a tragic misunderstanding and we here at AZ/DC mourn their loss.
June 10- AZ/DC caught a bad case of the crazies and ran amok around the B.A.R, delivering warnings of the bears, machine lords and unwell goldfish within their midst. Unfortunately, they FAILED to heed said warnings, and as such we are not responsible for the bearpocalypse which will fall unto them later.
May 17- AZ/DC members hunted down and killed/revived each other many, many times. Countless AZ/DC lives were lost in this horrifying incident, mostly the same four over and over again.
May 8- AZ/DC assisted survivors. WE ARE THE 68%.
April 26- AZ/DC lit up dark buildings and killed whoever was inside.
April 13-AZ/DC revived folks then killed the revivees in order to demonstrate Rando's duality.
April 4- AZ/DC went on a Bounty Hunting spree, hunting down RG-listed scum for JUSTICE. Like good lawkeepers, even the slightest bounties fell to our blades, for JUSTICE knows no mercy!
March 26- AZ/DC Death Culted our way across Malton.
March 20- AZ/DC participated in some PKing by Rando's whims.
March 11- AZ/DC took a C.R.A.P. and revived everything we saw.
March 1-The very first Mission from Rando. AZ/DC brought radio stations and generators to silence in local areas.
Sign up, and you too could be privy to this cornucopia of rambunctious variety!
