Talk:Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club

An Apology

Recently, while scouring West Grayside, I stumbled across Mr. Cillive, and decided to promptly kill him. It was only after this occurred that I looked at your wiki page, which claims that your group is friendly to the Philosophe Knights. I wish to apologize for my hastiness; I assure you that my shotgun will spill no more Club member blood. I hope there are no hard feelings. Good day! --Rufus III 21:51, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

The End

Your group has recently attacked and killed a member of the PK'er group The End. I'm not really sure what your intentions are or what you guys are all about but if you are anything like us it would be best that we stick together. There are already way too many survivors in Vinetown and were trying to bring that number down it would make sense if our groups became allies. Next time make sure you do not kill anyone belonging to The End Kind regards--Phish Dude 18:48, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Would you be able to tell us who killed who? There may be extenuating circumstances; I'm unaware of this event of which you speak. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:23, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Amber Waves of Pain and Duke D'oeuvre, we held off on retaliating because we figured it was an honest mistake. --Phish Dude 01:33, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Damn you Honest Mistake!! --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 04:47, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Ah, you mean Shoat? Specificity would have helped speed it up, but that's by the way. We killed him because he's on the Zerg Liste, and has been since 2006. We do not spare zergers or make deals with them. I believe we have no quarrel with the rest of your group, in fact we agree with some points of your ethos. Good day. *tips hat* ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:01, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

-I agree that their is no quarrel with your group, especially with Pk'ers being the minority. But We will not tolerate any more attacks towards The End for any reason. --Phish Dude 05:00, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

So you're willing to go on record as having your group defend a zerger? I'd think hard before doing that. If it were one of my group members, I'd get the facts, and if they're innocent have them go post on the Zerg Liste at Resensitized to get removed; it's really not hard to be removed if you're not in fact zerging. False positives happen, but the fact that he's been on the Liste since 2006 and never tried to be removed does make me more than a little suspicious. Your call, just be aware that this is in the public eye. Others will see and judge accordingly. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 08:07, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

I Say

I say old bean, shall we retire to the study for cigars and brandy?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:42, 13 April 2008 (BST)

Fresh Air

I offer happy congratulations upon the reestablishment of Lord Curton's. Our stricken city is in dire need of the fresh air that such gentlemanly pursuits can provide. Let it flow and cleanse our streets.--Celebrity Hunter 18:15, 19 May 2008 (BST)

Flower Picking?

http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/01-20-09_1400hrs_PUBLIC/OUT_28-71_some_idiot_0a4-318-eba.html

Do we take it that your group has declared war on the FoD or is this an individual member voicing his distaste at our activities against the PK and Spartans? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Rob Collick (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Excuse me.. but are you a member of this club? If so, you are... sorely underdressed. Gentlemen are required to wear jackets.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:21, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I do believe you can take it whatever way you like, we are upper class citizens of Malton and do not have to answer to the likes of you. Now out with you, until you put on a jacket as the good man before me has mentioned--TouchingVirus 00:36, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Thankfully, I've come attired in the very finest of jackets. Well, maybe not the finest, but it's a jacket and I'm wearing it. Anyway, I've made the acquaintance of GioV in game and he seems to be killing me on sight. I can see of course that you've just dismissed Rob's essentially identical question, but what is this about? If your group has made a policy of hunting my group, that is of course your decision to make. I'd expect however, that individuals of your apparent breeding would be willing to be frank and honest in clarifying whether we should consider you all to be hostile, or rather simply respond to the actions of your members on a more case by case basis.--Ben Harding 04:46, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Personally, I take their avoiding the question as giving their answer. They're a Brainstock crowd, and they don't "approve" of us. Don't worry, we shall be dressed appropriately when we take your lives. -- Peter McGrady  ^FoD 05:50, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

-slaps Peter across the face with a glove- How dare you, sir? You besmirch my honor by insinuating that I have anything to do with the lesser beings of stockyards. Now, leave my sight before the value of my property decreases due to your vagrancy. Good day, sir!--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 09:09, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Like our trusty vending machine and/or jukebox says, we are offended for being labeled "Brainstock crowd". Our presence on the aforementioned public forum is due to necessity, not from some sort of misguided "allegiance" to such a commoner's area. As for whether we are deflowering you fellows specifically as part of one of your imagined wars, this is merely a case of the hunting of the most dangerous game. If you believe yourself not to be dangerous game, mayhaps you should rename yourselves. "Flower Power" maybe? Perhaps something that better shows your participation in following the general crowd and being one of the norm. A name that will show your willingness to forget this most dangerous game you claim to play in favor of grazing the pastures of lethargy and waste. Building barricades and being general Mrh? cows does naught but strengthen this image of dull, dreariness you chaps emit. Indubitably, one will realize that being of these cows is as repetitive as it is lackluster, and thus we hope that by showing you your previous ways of hunting dangerous game, you may yet achieve notoriety for skill, not become unknown and forgotten for simply being one of the bodies I routinely document and bury. --Mr. Cillive^TLCGHCRR 09:36, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Fairy snuff, let's see who does the hunting then. We'll count ourselves as at war with you from this point on. Rob Collick 09:46, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

.... I said, Good Day!--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 09:52, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

You are free to count yourselves as whatever you wish. Wars and other such affairs are below the dignity of this Club. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a few more bodies I must document. I cannot be wasting my time with such rabble as yourselves. --Mr. Cillive^TLCGHCRR 09:59, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Assuming you are intelligent, as you are standing upright and are wearing... -condescending eye shift- gender appropriate clothing. Then I can assume you are familiar with jus ad bellum. Do not worry, I shall give you time to brush up on your latin, -turns to take a sip from his snifter, leaning back into his leather chair- As you have made your intent, the declaration of war, we shall convene in our leisure to determine the terms of said conflict. Once that is done, we shall come to you with said terms, to which you must agree to, or by default be declared the lesser man. Though, we do appreciate you stopping by, but we must convene now. Ta-Ta -grins as he enjoys the fresh aroma from his recently exhaled Hemmingway cigar- off you go!--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 10:28, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

My apologies for calling you the "Brainstock Crowd." It may not be true of you, but it appears there are no more fervent denizens of that cesspool than your own Amber Waves and Duke. I do not wish to tar you all with the same brush if it is not the case.

We are normally not ones to follow rules during a battle I'm afraid. In a game of life and death, there is no act inappropriate. Supply us with these conditions however, and we shall review them. We are also unconcerned by your entering the war. Our understanding of your involvement is merely so that we know for what reason we will kill you, and your association with our existing targets - our own casus belli, if you will. We are indeed your most dangerous game - it is only a question of if you will be the same for us.

Now - do you have any single-malt Scotch in this leather-filled house of horrors? My flask is empty. -- Peter McGrady  ^FoD 11:03, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

My word, they let just about anyone in here these days don't they? Mister McGrady, if GioV murdered one of your friends it's because he had it coming, not because of some silly notion of war. As for this "brainstock crowd" remark, I'm not sure how to take that. If it helps, I lol'd because brainstock is probably the only forum you see me posting on which really says more about you and the forums that you frequent than it does about me. You won't recognise my barhah.com nick, you won't see me posting on the PKA because I have very little to add there, you don't see me contributing to the wiki because quite frankly this is a stupid place and I would be exuberant if Kevan decided to nuke it to kingdom come. The places you can find me, you don't bother looking. I wonder if you've ever been active on the PKer Hub or resenz. I'm almost certain you don't bother with barhah.com which means, your opinions, politics and values mean precisely jack to me. Now I do believe the machine said GOOD DAY. --Amber Waves of Pain 13:52, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I do apologize for not frequenting "rezins", "The PKer Hub" or other 'good old boys' networks. Brainstock was bad enough. So now, we have the PK, The Spartans and now you guys coming after us? I do find it odd though that the FOD, a pro-survivor Pker group is being ganged up on by the so called hardliners for the crime of...killing people? That's alright. The more drones DT throws at us, the better. Perhaps if he rallies enough of you, we might get a real challenge. The way I see it, with you, The Spartans and the PK, the odds are almost even. Cheers. --Hibernaculum 15:30, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I say good sir, just who might you be? As soon as a friend of mine manages to leave your general area I'll gladly take the trip up and introduce you to some manners with the aid of my friends. I look forward to the hunt, but I can get your putrid stench from where I am now so I doubt I'll be all that pleased at the end of it --TouchingVirus 15:53, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I applaud your attempts at a threatening insult, TouchingVirus, but I'm afraid that it comes off a "touch" pitiful. And please, do tell me your alt does not belong to either the Phil Knights or the Spartans. Or MCM for that matter. Involving one alt in an exchange begun by another - surely not even you fellows dip that low.

Amber - I do not socialise in the UD Community, those sites have no purpose to me. I also do not care where else you go, my first remark is correct - you are still a Brainstock socialite, swimming with a smile in that shallow end of the gene pool. It is none of my concern where else you may spread that filth. -- Peter McGrady  ^FoD 16:52, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I already know the cut of your jib Mr McGrady, my last comment did not address you nor did it concern you. However, being the gentleman that I am, I shall answer your question. My friend is currently searching for this Orange Julius substance in Marven Mall and shall we say he does not engage the living, except to eat them of course *guffaws* And my dear sir, there is but one spot worse than this Brainstock you speak of, or any other pleb gathering site for that matter and it is this very place. You come to our little spot and air your grievances whilst belittling those who do so elsewhere. I do not suffer hypocrites lightly Mr McGrady and I bid you good day --TouchingVirus 17:48, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I am many things, but a hypocrite I am not. My purpose for being here is seeking the cause of Ben's death, and stirring up trouble; neither of which have I ever spoken ill about. Your barbs may sting, if they were but accurate. Your aim appears to be off. I hope that when your friend leaves, I will have an opportunity to see if they same can be said for your use of a firearm. -- Peter McGrady  ^FoD 18:02, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Alas I do wish to contest the point of your being a hypocrite. You cast judgement on Ms Pain for the company she keeps yet proceed to engage us in very similar quandaries as those that take place whilst she is in that company, the very definition of a hypocrite. I am not a doctor by any means, but I believe that Ben's cause of death was a bullet to the head at the hands of Mr Giov, it seems very cut and dry to me. I will grant you that you do seem quite capable of stirring up trouble, fear not about the accuracy of my weapons, they are the best that money can buy around these parts, I have hunted many a dog with them and you shall be no different --TouchingVirus 19:26, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh my, -looking at a piece of paper- it seems that by the look at this fax from the Philosophe Knights that the lot of you barely have the experience to lift the undergarments of a Eurasian Pygmy Shrew let alone declare a war in Malton. Do come back when you have some more kills under your belt. Unless you happen to be here looking for experience, if so, the help enters from the service door.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 20:12, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Did someone leave the door open? Some beggars seem to have stumbled in. Quite rude ones as well. Questioning our skill with the firearm? Cute. I took a gander at their rapsheets. . . . not bad for a group of novices. Your cumulative bounty does surpass my own. But choose your words carefully peasant. . .your whole group scarcely matches half that of our Duke. Now play nice, and when you decide you are ready for actual combat rather then childsplay you may come back to visit me. I have no time for school yard games. Carry on now youngins, let us grownups talk. --Gus Thomas^SpartaZHU 20:35, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

We care not for rapsheets. We kill targets, rather than randoms to gain notoriety - surely "hunters" such as yourselves should understand this. It is better to be able to walk among your prey unnoticed than to announce your presence for miles and allow them time to escape.

I hope you will not avoid the battle merely because others have requested you do not enter. I was so hoping to meet some of you in my travels. Alas, perhaps another time. -- Peter McGrady  ^FoD 05:56, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

I say, I say, what's all this, then?

Can't leave you lot unattended for a moment without you starting some sort of hoo-hah... ah, the Flowers of Disease? Well, when your horticultural society began its current entanglement with the scholar knights, we of course took notice. Although most of us are presently unable to attend the festivities, it sounds like a most entertaining dance, and I do hope those of our members in the area are giving a good showing. Personally, I've always gotten along with those flowers I've come across in the field – *waves to Hibernaculum* – and I'm afraid I can't commit to anything so serious as a "war". (Also, last I checked, only nation-states were able to declare war?) However, I must say, if you find some of us to be hunting you, hunting back is always encouraged – good sport, don't you know? Perhaps if the fun continues, more of us will come and play. In the meantime, I wish good hunting to all involved, and advise that you steer clear of the weedkiller!

Oh, and as for "Brainstock crowd" – pshaw! It is a silly place, akin to Camelot. We do not reside among the rabble, but neither do we retire into reclusion. Moderation in all things, you know. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:00, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

I received a pleasant surprise during the night - a bullet or two from a little lady called "Pimp Goddess," who is apparently Thug Behram's secret lover. It was cute, but I'm afraid I couldn't let that stand, even from a youngling.

I'm in town to take on Gus in a duel (well, Magnar technically) so I'll be around. Feel free to come watch, then maybe we can play later ;) -- Peter McGrady  ^FoD 12:56, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Uh, hi!

LaSantaDeVita+ said "(OOC: Sorry flibble, you know how it is, right?) The great lord Pluto has commanded the death of AZS, and you HARBOR them? How could you even ponder the idea of disobeying the will of Pluto? You shay pay for this heresy!" (17 hours and 31 minutes ago) LaSantaDeVita+ shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (17 hours and 30 minutes ago) You were killed by LaSantaDeVita+.

Who the crap are AZS? o-o. Waitaminute, who the crap are you? And just who do you think you are talking to young man?! When I was your age, Pluto was a planet, not a lord! Bloody kids spouting off with your 'hip lingo'... why, in my day you would have been put in the naughty corner for such rudeness!

No seriously, who are you :(. I'm a girl, I have to know things or I'll explode. And it'll be all over your fancy carpet. --- Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 00:53, 19 February 2009 (UTC)