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Manbagz is dangerously unhinged mentally, prone to both entirely unprovoked random killing sprees and also acts of extremely well-plotted vengeance. Those who hire him for 'dirty work' find him to be mercilessly professional, efficient to the point of a machine: he believes in fulfilling a contract (or blood oath), regardless of the odds. His trademark kill is a fuel can soaking plus flare gunning until victim is a charred stump of nothing, although he's also quite passionate about knives, Chelsea smiles, baseball bats and pistol shots to the kneecaps followed by a brutal caving in of the skull with a length of metal pipe. His vengeance is cold and elaborate: he sets traps, skulks about researching the movements of his enemies and calls on old favors when a scheme is just too big for one serial killer to handle: these large scale productions he calls 'pantomimes'. <br/><br/> | Manbagz is dangerously unhinged mentally, prone to both entirely unprovoked random killing sprees and also acts of extremely well-plotted vengeance. Those who hire him for 'dirty work' find him to be mercilessly professional, efficient to the point of a machine: he believes in fulfilling a contract (or blood oath), regardless of the odds. His trademark kill is a fuel can soaking plus flare gunning until victim is a charred stump of nothing, although he's also quite passionate about knives, Chelsea smiles, baseball bats and pistol shots to the kneecaps followed by a brutal caving in of the skull with a length of metal pipe. His vengeance is cold and elaborate: he sets traps, skulks about researching the movements of his enemies and calls on old favors when a scheme is just too big for one serial killer to handle: these large scale productions he calls 'pantomimes'. <br/><br/> | ||
<font size="5">'''So what's with the | <font size="5">'''So what's with the Clown Mask?'''</font> | ||
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In the beginning it was a clone-killing thing. Manbagz was (is) a member of [[Aesthetic Judgment]]— ''non-descripts'' all look the same: vacant spaces, evacuated identities. The mask symbolised laughter in the face of empty terror. Later it ''became'' the face of terror laughing— ''''Whoever battles monsters should take care not to become a monster...'''', ''etc etc etc.''<br/><br/> | In the beginning it was a clone-killing thing. Manbagz was (is) a member of [[Aesthetic Judgment]]— ''non-descripts'' all look the same: vacant spaces, evacuated identities. The mask symbolised laughter in the face of empty terror. Later it ''became'' the face of terror laughing— ''''Whoever battles monsters should take care not to become a monster...'''', ''etc etc etc.''<br/><br/> | ||
If you are also deranged and wish to join Manbagz in his bespoke murderism, feel free to click through to the '''[[K is for Komedy]]''' group page. If you wish to speak to Manbagz, or hire him to kill a clone, sheep or pig (or several of them), please use '''Cellphone[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=590027]''' (Calls are free, 0800-KOMEDY). | If you are also deranged and wish to join Manbagz in his bespoke murderism, feel free to click through to the '''[[K is for Komedy]]''' group page. If you wish to speak to Manbagz, or hire him to kill a clone, sheep or pig (or several of them), please use '''Cellphone[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=590027]''' (Calls are free, 0800-KOMEDY). | ||
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<font size="5">'''...And the Havana Cigar?'''</font><br/><br/> | |||
What I smoke is my own business, clone. (Gunhammer ''click.'' Cue drum roll...) | |||
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