User:Mordac the Refuser
Currently I'm a level 42 Rotter in the Feral Undead.
I kill with my teeth and claws like any normal zombie. I especially enjoy finishing my prey off with a bite attack. However, I also carry a baseball bat which has claimed fourteen victims so far. It's a poor weapon, but I carry it if only to humiliate survivors.
I take great pleasure in smashing decorations and other little pieces of art. Below is a record of all the decorations I have personally destroyed.
I've also been an advocate for altering the Infectious Bite skill.
My name (and character description) is a direct reference to "Mordac the Preventer of Information Services," a minor recurring character from "Dilbert" who shows up every so often to torment unfortunate employees. His job is to deny any request for a computer upgrade or replacement, as well as to seize and destroy all non-conforming equipment. Employee misconduct is punished harshly. For example, exceeding the server storage limit is punishable by one week without email.
1/27/08: I got a suggestion into the Peer Review section at last!
Smashed Decorations Record
Updated: 10/15/08
4 Abstract Paintings
2 African Paintings
2 African Sculptures
13 Christmas Light Sets
8 Conceptual Paintings
1 Conceptual Sculpture
1 Contemporary Painting
2 Cracked Sculptures
2 Cremation Urns
3 Cubist Sculptures
1 Dark Tapestry
17 European Paintings (+1)
1 European Sculpture
6 Fire Damaged Paintings
1 Fish Skeleton
1 Glass Globe
3 Glass Statues
1 Glass Table
1 Grecian Urn
1 Greek Tapestry
2 Lizard Skeletons
1 Medieval Tapestry
4 Plastic Christmas Trees
1 Print of Tapestry
6 Skulls
1 Stuffed Alligator
1 Stuffed Bear
1 Stuffed Crocodile
1 Stuffed Eagle
1 Stuffed Fish
1 Stuffed Monkey
1 Stuffed Moose Head
2 Stuffed Tiger Heads
2 Terracotta Statues
1 Terracotta Vase
4 Torn Paintings