Golden Machine Gun
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Day to day
A continuous report of Malton from the eyes of humble Brian .E.
Made my way through St Helena's church in Peppardville and grabbed a little FAK on the way. Basically, I'm just looking for trouble without having to go to very dangerous suburbs as I am still a lvl.2 noob.....
Alright, finally a Zed to kill!...
Well,I didn't have enough AP to kill him, but I did drop him all the way from 60 to 42 hp,and now I'm this close from lvl.3
On my way,just 15 XP short...
...Thank you zed, for giving me the pleasure of Leveling up
Well I'm fully charged again, so I guess I'll be going hunting again tonight..
....good news Is,I'm at 70 Xp
....bad news is, I'm stuck outside......*silence*........GODDAMN!!!
Graaaagh!
Graagh Brnhr grh grh grh grrh
Brnhr grh grh grh grrrh Graaaagh! Graaaagh! Graaaagh! Graaaagh! Graaaagh!
Since your last turn:
* You heard a loud and distant groaning 1 block to the east and 6 blocks to the north. (1 hour and 57 minutes ago)
* A zombie stood up. (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
* Tip Tipple killed a zombie. (55 minutes ago)
* Tip Tipple extracted a DNA sample from you. (55 minutes ago)
* Tip Tipple revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (55 minutes ago)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the south. (22 minutes ago)
whew...almost got stuck outside again
All this zombie chopping is good exercise, It really bulked me up
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Body Count
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Brian Eetar has killed 4 zombies.
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Trenchcoater
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This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.
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Template:2face
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Mrh?
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This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
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Unholy Alliance
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"We should be fucking dead, my friend."
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Dual Nature
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This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature.
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This user's or group's powerlevel is…
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It's a Joke, OK?
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This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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Morse Code
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Mmmm, cheese…
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Brian Eetar really, really likes cheese.
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I'm Smarter
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This user is smarter than you.
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Optimus Prime
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The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.
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Gangsta Rap
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This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.
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Mario the Pimp
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This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.
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Greedo
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This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
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Pulp Fiction
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Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
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TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
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This user has been exposed to chemical pollution and thinks like a purple tentacle.
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Scout
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This user is a scout and is probably off locating zombie concentrations.
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Roses are Red...
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Violets are Blue. This user can rhyme; Don't you wish you could too?
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DUDE! It's a Template!
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This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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Barahween List
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This user wants cake for Barahween.
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Dolphins
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This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
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IT NEVER ENDS!
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This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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Weapon of Choice
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This user's weapon of choice is his Fire Axe.
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Urban Dead
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This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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Blessed by Zombie Jesus
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This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you?
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Zombie Santa's coming to town!
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This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas.
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No Life
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This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and eat cake.
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What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
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This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
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"Free" Running?
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This user believes that Free Running works by thinking with portals.
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Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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This user carries around a lot of crap.
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Tetris Addict
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This user is addicted to Tetris.
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Axe Crazy
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This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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Scientology Unfriendly
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This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
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I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven!
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This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki. w00t!
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Pizza!
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This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
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USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
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This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.
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Nifty
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This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty.
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Remember To Sign!
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This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
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Directions To Exit
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Always follow the arrows when in doubt of where to go.
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Oh, the drama!
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This issue should be a soap opera!
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Kim Jong-Il
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This User believes that he is Kim Jong-Il. If you don't obey to his every whim, he'll drop the bomb on you.
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Blood Sucking Lawyers
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This user thinks all lawyers should all just drop dead.
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Mario is Stalin?
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This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!
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Hamster
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Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord
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Way Too Long
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This is a very big and very long article. It deserves at least one template. You know... For Feng Shui.
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LOLWUT?
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no, seriusly. wut? reelly, WUT? OMG WTF IZ iT?! orly?! lololololmaozedong
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Scarface
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You wanna play games? Okay, I'll play with you. You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!
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Jesus Was White
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This user believes that Jesus was an Aryan.
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Jesus Was Black
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This user believes that Jesus was a brother.
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Jesus Was Asian
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This user believes that Jesus was from the far East.
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Jesus Was Jewish
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This user believes that Jesus was most likely Jewish.
Why? Because both his parents were Jews.
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Death to the Sockpuppets!
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Brian .E. thinks all sockpuppets are inherently evil, and that they should be killed with fire.
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Too Many Templates
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This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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Why are you still reading these?
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This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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