In compliance with §1ff of Directive I: Mongtarded Wikizens and their Imposed Threats to Tidiness and Reason by Aggravated Clue Exemption (DIMWITTRACE), the following unambiguously identified life form
Name:
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Kirsty_cotton
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Date of Birth:
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Social Security Number:
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_______________________
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is henceforth and for
- [_] a period of 6 months
- [_] a period of 12 months
- [X] a period of 24 months
- [_] an unlimited period
recognised by WIKI LAW as the recipient of a Clue Exemption, meaning neither to have a clue, nor to have any competence in interacting with sentient beings.
The sentience level of said life form according to the Index for Degree of Intelligence of Occurrences even dumber than the average Comment on Youtube (IDIOCY) is classified as comparable to
- [_] 1 (in words: one) school cafeteria meal from the previous day
- [_] 3 (in words: three) crackers steeped in instant coffee (decaffeinated)
- [_] .5 (in words: zero point five) imperial standard pounds of canned brown bread
- [_] 9 (in words: nine) square foot of peat during a six week long heat-wave
- [X] 2 (in words: two) imperial tons of assorted gravel (grit coarseness)
This Clue Exemption expires
- [X] at the end of 07.05.2013
- [_] with the entire erosion of all physical components of the aforementioned life form
By WIKI LAW, said lifeform is required to make itself identifiable as Clue Exempted by the following means:
- [X] Wearing a red plastic nose
- [_] Including Template:Goonsig in its signature
- [_] By concordant and independent review of at least three different sys-ops, said life form has been certified to be unambiguously identifiable as Clue Exempted solely by its edits and by its facial expression
By acquisition of this Clue Exemption, said life form has been found suitable for the following occupations:
- [_] Roadmarker cone for road works on M-designated motorways
- [_] Coat rack and/or umbrella stand in restaurants rated up to, but not including 3 (in words: three) stars
- [X] Control rod in nuclear power plants
- [_] Lateral buoy in the British Channel
- [_] Land mark/navigation aid in Gobi Desert
The Clue Exemption for said life form has been issued in a public Clue Exemption process. It shall become legally binding WIKI LAW with the expiration of the time limit for appeal of 17 seconds.
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