Talk:Mayor of Malton/2010
I'm missing PK representation under major parties. No psychopathic representation?--
Thadeous Oakley 18:57, 1 June 2010 (BST)
- well, last time, PKers pretty much dominated the Humanitive party, because Karloth Vois was their representative, so I think they probably fall in to that. We could always open up a third party, but I don't really see any point.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:59, 1 June 2010 (BST)
- Most likely it'll be a candidate from Soulfantasy.net versus a candidate from Barhah.com. With Mis running (as he said he would), he would be a likely brainstock candidate. (I think he uses brainstock.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:15, 1 June 2010 (BST)
- I haven't used Brainstock in a while, though I drift in and out of it and Red Rum's site. I offer to run for the Humanitive Party. I just add myself there, right?
14:01, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- Sure, go for it. Add text, pictures, endorsements, bribes... Actually, scratch the last one; that should probably be a secret.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 15:56, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- You haven't been to soul-fantasy.net in a while, have you? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 06:12, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- I haven't used Brainstock in a while, though I drift in and out of it and Red Rum's site. I offer to run for the Humanitive Party. I just add myself there, right?
- Most likely it'll be a candidate from Soulfantasy.net versus a candidate from Barhah.com. With Mis running (as he said he would), he would be a likely brainstock candidate. (I think he uses brainstock.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:15, 1 June 2010 (BST)
Misanthropy
- You're sure your under the right header?--
Thadeous Oakley 19:29, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- 110% certain. I shall lead humanity in a new direction. 19:30, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- And that direction would be the ninth circle of hell? Sounds fun, do I get to stuff pineapples up people's ass? Anyway, good luck with your campaign. --Thadeous Oakley 19:39, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- And that direction would be the ninth circle of hell? Sounds fun, do I get to stuff pineapples up people's ass? Anyway, good luck with your campaign. --
- 110% certain. I shall lead humanity in a new direction.
Yonnua Koponen
- Can I be your running mate?--Thadeous Oakley 19:37, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- Well, MrSuggestor was here first, but since he has no corporeal form, and he was brutally murdered five years ago, you can be my real running mate.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:41, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- Yayz! --Thadeous Oakley 19:45, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- Yayz! --
- Well, MrSuggestor was here first, but since he has no corporeal form, and he was brutally murdered five years ago, you can be my real running mate.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:41, 2 June 2010 (BST)
The Blob
The Chilean Blob hereby gives notice he is considering running for Mayor of Malton. He's already been a savior, a god, a judge and a jury...why not add Mayor to his vast array of titles? Who better than the gelatinous master to rule over Malton's diverse population base? --Dr summeroff 01:19, 3 June 2010 (BST)
Oidar
I, Oidar, shall be running as the leader of the Maltonian Separatist Party. Fear me us, for I am we are coming, to free the Glorious City of foreign oppression. Oidar 12:00, 3 June 2010 (BST)
MORE IMAGES
An awesome part of the last election was everyone had their hilarious election campaign poster. Let's get some going guys! I made one for my current first voting choice, Chilean Blob. Hopefully you can all do better. --
16:27, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- Done, quality be damned. Oidar 17:13, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- Wow, page getting messy. I advise the use of tables. 18:01, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- I've used several linebreaks. Nobody edit the Example party section or things will go crazy.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:04, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- Wow, page getting messy. I advise the use of tables.
WOW. I wake up to find like 10 hilarious images! Good work! Though It's all now hugely out of place, as Mis said, Yonn do you want to re-do all of those with their own table that just has a simple black border or something (which they can change later)? --
02:03, 4 June 2010 (BST)
BLOB
Fixed the external link so it appears to be a UDwiki link. Revert if unsatisfied.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:11, 3 June 2010 (BST)
The Thermonuclear Party
Its campaign poster is a bit on the... phallic side, I think. And also needs moar pix of cowboys riding on rockets. -- Spiderzed▋ 22:07, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- IF YOU LIKE PENISII AND EXPLOSIONII, SUPPORT THE THERMONUCLEAR PARTY!!!! (Consider this an official endorsement). :D:D:D --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:48, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- Thank you. :) I'll get a copy of that pic on my poster ASAP. Better dead than Red! --Sam 2334 23:20, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- ...and voila. I had a bit of problem with accidentally uploading the wrong file and stuff, but no biggie. Now all we do is wait for the election. --Sam 2334 23:34, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- Now I feel an urge to create a template about trenchies and their imaginary not-even-in-the-game super weapons around that pic. -- Spiderzed▋ 23:38, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- Feel free. Go ahead. Just to clarify, though, I'm not much of a trenchcoater--at least, back when I was one, I didn't do too well and eventually quit to become a (mostly) normal, independent survivor. Still, ya gotta admit, giant explosions are great! --Sam 2334 01:58, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Now I feel an urge to create a template about trenchies and their imaginary not-even-in-the-game super weapons around that pic. -- Spiderzed▋ 23:38, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- ...and voila. I had a bit of problem with accidentally uploading the wrong file and stuff, but no biggie. Now all we do is wait for the election. --Sam 2334 23:34, 3 June 2010 (BST)
- Thank you. :) I'll get a copy of that pic on my poster ASAP. Better dead than Red! --Sam 2334 23:20, 3 June 2010 (BST)
Apathy Party
Plez stup wit messing with my imges images, dude. It not funny. Plez somone help me with tech-stuff, which I cannot handle to due being a complete and utter moron. Oidar 06:44, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Whatever. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 06:52, 4 June 2010 (BST)
Details
What constitues a major and minor party and what voting system is being used (i'm assuming first past the post)? ♥ Moonie Talk | Testimonials 14:19, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Major parties are just Zombiecratic and Humanative. Voting system doesn't really apply, because we aren't electing a house, we're electing one person.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 14:24, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- But at current there seem to be three major parties: Zombiecratic, Humanative, and Barhah. Should barhah not be a minor party then? ♥ Moonie Talk | Testimonials 14:49, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- You guys are missing a heading. "Higher Parties". For the Blob is the beginning, the middle and the end. His glory reaches into the highest, furthest reaches of the cosmos and also into your very souls. His glory diffuses over all of Malton like a great warm blanket. Zombies, Survivors, Pkers and all those in between can all find a place within the great folds of his blobular flesh. As the designated spokesman for the Great Blob, It is my duty to inform the electoral organizers that the Blob is displeased to be lumped into the "Minor Parties" category alongside such undistinguished and irrelevant candidates. My friends, his glory is tarnished, his good name tainted by being in the company of "The Thermonuclear Party", "The Apapthy Party"....and a zealot like Oidar! Please correct this injustice immediately. --Dr summeroff 15:11, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Barhah should not be a major party, but I'm trying to work out if Jorm is trying to run as a candidate for Zombiecratic or as his own party. Meanwhile, considering you placed yourselves in the minor parties category, you may stay where you are.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 15:31, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Don't you put that hate on the Blob Mr.Kopenen! Don't you put that hate on him. The Blob has already admonished the priest responsible for this grievous error. Now please place the blob in the position of prominence one such as he deserves. --Dr summeroff 15:48, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Edit history shows barhah party was added second to the actual candidature thus i'd assume a safer assumption is his own party. ♥ Moonie Talk | Testimonials 15:37, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Barhah party is definitely a stand alone. Jorm is running on a simple policy: murder. Accept no appeasers, AMBRAHZ BARHAH! -- Bisfan 23:09, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Edit history shows barhah party was added second to the actual candidature thus i'd assume a safer assumption is his own party. ♥ Moonie Talk | Testimonials 15:37, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Don't you put that hate on the Blob Mr.Kopenen! Don't you put that hate on him. The Blob has already admonished the priest responsible for this grievous error. Now please place the blob in the position of prominence one such as he deserves. --Dr summeroff 15:48, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Barhah should not be a major party, but I'm trying to work out if Jorm is trying to run as a candidate for Zombiecratic or as his own party. Meanwhile, considering you placed yourselves in the minor parties category, you may stay where you are.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 15:31, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Whoa, summeroff, don't disparage the proud Thermonuclear Party! Don't you wish that YOU could blast a suburb, or even Malton itself, all to pieces? It's a perfect solution for the nasty zombie problem--just nuke every suburb that isn't "green," and mop up the ones that survive. Or, if you're a pker/death cultist/combat revived ex-zombie, nuke every green suburb on the map and watch the mushroom clouds appear one by one! Imagine the number of dead bodies! Even if the radiation does not permanently incapacitate players, the prestige of owning your very own nuclear missile would more than make up for that! And if nobody votes for us, we'll just be remembered as crazed fanatics who wanted to destroy Malton. Oh well. --Sam 2334 19:19, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Nuclear weapons dropping is akin to a flea humping an elephant next to the awesome power of the Mighty Blob. :) --Dr summeroff 21:35, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Y'all care about this way too much. :/ ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 22:09, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- That reminds me. Red, why have you bastardised your sig?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:10, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- I dunno, it seemed like a good idea. After the election I might change it back. Maybe. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 22:18, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- But why is it blue? Your name is "Red" Hawk, so surely it should be red. >:| <= Grumpy face.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 23:12, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- But it's purple.
23:20, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." --Sam 2334 01:32, 5 June 2010 (BST)
- Because you've clicked the link.
--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 11:19, 5 June 2010 (BST)
- But it's purple.
- But why is it blue? Your name is "Red" Hawk, so surely it should be red. >:| <= Grumpy face.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 23:12, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- I dunno, it seemed like a good idea. After the election I might change it back. Maybe. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 22:18, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- That reminds me. Red, why have you bastardised your sig?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:10, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Y'all care about this way too much. :/ ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 22:09, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- Nuclear weapons dropping is akin to a flea humping an elephant next to the awesome power of the Mighty Blob. :) --Dr summeroff 21:35, 4 June 2010 (BST)
Sage Carr
I hereby add myself to the list to run for mayor. Hurray!
-- Sage|Carr Cobra 14:47, 4 June 2010 (BST)
- It's 80s. But you may have my vote, you rascal. 15:42, 4 June 2010 (BST)
Free Cookies
If you support the brave soldiers that defend America from those blasted Commies trying to contaminate our precious bodily fluids, you will receive a free cookie. That is all. --Sam 2334 14:30, 5 June 2010 (BST)
