The Jack

WE KILL THE ZERGS BEFORE THEY CAN ZERG YOU!

We are a collective of several different group appendages attached to the body of the most prominent, and successful, survivor/zombie (BOTH!) group ever in Malton.

Allies:

-Horde supports The Jack and has joined its ranks. (Please sign your comment so that your comments can be differentiated from ours. We don't sign our comments on our page, though we will on others. Timestamps are optional. Feel free to copy over this comment with your sig. Thanks)

-More to follow

*We allow no other party to modify our group and user pages. Feel free to leave any comments/questions under the discussion section of the user page.

(Warning: we may decide to edit your dialog, as we see fit, if it is offensive and/or inappropriate)

LOL!

*Two ninja accounts made

*Two paltry attempts at vandalism. Really?

*All because we own you in every way we please in game. Every...Single...Day

*If ever there was a definition of #Winning...

*We are killing over 100+ player characters daily! And with great ease. So your salty, cry moar tears are making these XP meals all that more satisfying!

With all that being said, we leave you with this simple message:

And, of course, going forward we will not only be filing the expected vandalism reports, but also email screenshots of the offenders directly to Kevan as well.

With the way he expeditiously removed a recent in game zerg that was still forming, within 24 hours of our emailing him in fact, it's important to remember that there need to be eyes that keep watch on the Watchmen too.

And please remember...

THE JACK MAY JOKE. BUT WE DON'T PLAY.