User:LCpl Mendoza

	Arbitrator
	A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY is an Arbitrator.

	Improve Urban Dead
	Katthew's Zombie Improvements should be incorporated into Urban Dead.

	MURDERBALL!!!
	A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY has caught Murderball fever and is currently contagious.

	Goon
	A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY is to be shunned and persecuted for being a filthy goon from the Something Awful forums.

A Soliloquy Regarding Mendoza, By The Undeadinator

You want to talk about bad motherfuckers? I say, do you want to talk about bad motherfuckers? Because this bad motherfucker here be a BAD motherfucker. I don't know if you know this, but me and Mendoza were in the Corps together. Yeah, that's right. Quang Tri 1972. That was some hard shit. Always had to be on the look-out, 'cuz Charlie would catch you and torture you to death if you got seperated from the regiment. Not me and Mendoza, though. We never got caught. We used to call him "Snake Eyes", on account of he kept a pair of VC eyeballs on a necklace with him all the time. Nobody knows how he got those VC eyeballs, or what he did to the man that used to have them. But we knew. We knew.

Don't nobody fuck with Mendoza.

With warmest regards, The Undeadinator