User:Jerkfacejones
Jerkface Jones
Jerkface Jones is a twitchy, psychotic, mean spirited, chain smoking son of a bitch in a fancy gray suit with a dual personality attempting to make Lockettside a more interesting place. He usually has a severe facial tick, giving him the nickname Jerkface. As a result mildy being made of fun, he's decided to completely snap and kill anyone he sees, but mostly those jerks The Lockettside Boys who seem to have taken somewhat of an interest in him.
Kills
I've only recently started keeping track of my kills as of 12/27/07. There'll be no repeats because killing the same person over and over again, while fun, is nothing to really brag about.
- La Hire
- IceXIV
- ChupaCalvin
- DariusAPB
- Nick Lamb
- Thronne
- Falcon Talon
- PFC Jonze
- Vitiosus
- Mirfain
- Harvey Goolap
- Fausta Gummings
- killah5000
- Shaun Zedkiller
- SgtJoeRiggs
- danimal8
- cannonski
- Angelus9
- Penny Lain
- RudiKuraiittou
Bounty - KOS
I'm using the Rogue's Gallery to gauge my popularity as a PKer. I've made it big! I'm officially a Kill on Sight target according to the Rogue's Gallery.
Recent Adventures
Nothing much here yet. I'll have to start writing down some of my more humorous exploits around Lockettside.
Kind of a random thing to happen - Level one revive point haterade. I dunno who rapsis is, but man if that isn't act of nonsensical petty violence, I dunno what is. I look forward to hunting down rapsis and repaying his fisticuffs with some bulleticuffs. Yep. --Jerkface Jones 19:39, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
He's BaaAAAAaaaack...
After a bit of a hiatus, the Jerk is back to his mission of making Lockettside a more interesting place. In spirit of this, he went into Club Frankland to see if any of his old "friends" were still around, and was delighted to find that not only did they still hang out there, but the LoBos had recruited a new member! Jerkface decided that this was the time to instill a little fear in the new guy, SgtJoeRiggs, and letting the rest of the LoBos know he was coming back around. Good times had by all (except SgtJoeRiggs, who's currently lying in a bloody mess on the ground.) --Jerkfacejones 14:59, 12 June 2008 (BST)
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