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== Friendly Neighborhood Rotter ==
Greetings Detulux.  I'm Fat Momma, a rotter with the roving zombie group [[The Repeat Offenders]].  We've always enjoyed being zambahz, but once [[The Dead]] entered the game, we lost our taste for brainz.  We refuse to do anything that will help them, even peripherally.  To that end we are only acting in a pro-survivor fashion until they leave the game.  While I am in Kempsterbank, you can count on me to soften up zambahz inside TRPs so that the buildings will be easier for the harmanz to reclaim. If there is any specific area you need help with, please let me know.--[[User:Fat Momma|Fat Momma]] 15:29, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Some help would be nice, even if it is only temporary. We're planning to reclaim our warehouses at [55,75] and the surrounding area soon so any help in keeping any repaired buildings neat and tidy will be appreciated, thanks. --[[User:Psi baka onna|Psi]] 21:44, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Any help in securing Kempsterbank against this Horde would be greatly appreciated. As Psi said, just helping keep the zombie horde down would be great. Thank you for your assistance :) --[[User:Magnus Keel|Magnus]] 22:44, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

:4/15/08 - Hey all, I'm still in or around the Kempsterbank area trying to help out.  Here's a template for your page if you're interested in using it:  {{Friend of Fat Momma}}  --[[User:Fat Momma|Fat Momma]] 14:57, 15 April 2008 (BST)

== Recruitment ==
You can request to join our group by posting below this line:


Could i please join? My character is Canadian Soldier EAL, im in one of the Police stations.
--[[User:Officer Lirette|Officer Lirette, the friendly police officer with lots of FAKs.]] 17:20, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
:If you go to the Detulux forums and sign up there, I'm sure they'll allow you in. Especially during these tough times.--[[User:Russian Gestapo|S. Pain, Chairman of Detulux Inc]] 04:27, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

So, um... yeah. Oi. Mind if join? You can find me already in the Kempsterbank warehouse (55, 75).
--[[User:Agent Ignorance|Keith]] 00:51, 5 September 2007 (BST)
:If you're still interested, just type "Detulux Inc" (without the quotations) into your group slot on your profile and you're all set to go. I hope we didn't answer you too late. Sorry about the delayed reply. -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S. Pain] 03:13, 10 September 2007 (BST)

Thanks. Done. --[[User:Agent Ignorance|Keith]] 22:01, 10 September 2007 (BST)
: Welcome to the crew, lad. Sorry, I have to say that to all the new members. ;) If you have any questions, feel free to ask them. Most of the stuff can be seen on the main page or at the forum though . --[[User:Russian Gestapo|S. Pain, Chairman of Detulux Inc]] 02:40, 11 September 2007 (BST)

Don't wanna join, but the [[Dirty South Cleanup Team]] is hoping on forming an alliance with this group. That means, work together in this suburb and treat eachother with respect. 09:55, 14 September 2007
:Sure, we always make alliances with those who want to help. We're not brilliantly concerned with your take on established barricading plans (which I personally feel have went out the window since Zeds started ruining buildings), but you may want to check with the [[Knights Templar]] before making your own barricading plans, since they're the biggest influence in our suburb (not including the mob, of course). Alliance request accepted. Look forward to working with you in the future. :D --[[User:Russian Gestapo|S. Pain, Chairman of Detulux Inc]] 03:58, 16 September 2007 (BST)

== Revival Requests ==
This service is primarily for staff members and our allies. Those people will get priority! Anyways, if you woke up dead and want to live again then post here with a link to your profile and your character name and we'll get to you...eventually. No request means no revive! Post below this line:

== Complaints ==
Post under this line, above old topic threads:

===[[D.A.R.I.S.]]===
I must inform you that [[D.A.R.I.S.]] is operating in Shearbank, and Shearbank alone. The group is made up of the finest and most experienced PKers on the block.
Can I ask why you have them under disrespected?
-{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 15:49, 17 August 2007 (BST)

:I think that'll be from when Unema attempted to do the diplomacy thing and found that D.A.R.I.S. didn't take to it reasonably well. You can probably guess what their reply was to 'please don't kill us.' - Psi baka onna 21:27, 17th august 2007 (BST)

::Ah, I hadn't checked the talk page in a while. I do apologize, but the plan is to make Shearbank a PKer suburb. It really isn't anything personal. -{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 22:28, 17 August 2007 (BST)

:::It's nothing personal on our end either. A little bit of rivalry never hurt anyone now, did it? Besides, you have the suburb all to yourselves now, it's just you and the Zeds. We did exactly what a member of DARIS said, we found one of the other 19 Malls and we moved near to it. No fuss, no bother. I am curious though, how exactly does a suburb of PKers work? What do you do, stand around shooting each other? '''EDIT:''' I've since updated the disrespected groups section with an explanation, I figure we owe those placed in that section an explanation of why they're there. -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S. Pain], Founder and Chairman of Detulux Inc 10:22, 18 August 2007 (BST)

::::It is simply a place where PKers can come and rest. Most PKers follow the Honor Amongst Thieves policy, so friendly fire isn't very often. -{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 22:16, 18 August 2007 (BST)

==Ally Request/Treaties==
If you want to discuss a treaty or want to come to a mutual "understanding" between our group and yours OR are responding to one of our treaty/agreement requests then please post under this line, above old topic threads

===VGCats Response===
*'''August 7 '''Hey guys, member of VGCSU here. Just want you to know that once our leader gets hold of the word, we'll be best friends forever! <3
 
Awsome, sorry bout the shouting on the radio, some of us are a tad tense at the moment--[[User:Unema|Unema]]

===Angels of Mercy Respond===
Your terms have been accepted. [[User:Aom|Aom]] 11:52, 12 July 2007 (BST)

Thank you, it'll be an honour to work with you. [[User:Unema|Unema]] 12:10, 12 July 2007 (BST)~

==Misc==
This'd be the area for anything that doesn't fall into any of the above categories. Post under this line, above old topic threads:



== '''Aid for East Grayside''' == 

Hi there! I am not sure if I am ruining this page, but I saw others contact through mine, too, so.. 

I'm Medical Rescuer, and I come here for a desperate call of aid. I am a member of [[Nightwatch]], and I am currently in [[the Angerstein Building]] with various other groups. I know your suburb just had an attack by the [[Big Bash II]],and now it is East Grayside to be hit. In the name of Nightwatch and all the survivors inside Angerstein, the almost only building still standing in a suburb laid in ashes and ruins, I ask your group to help us defend the Angerstein Building in East Grayside. I thank you and your group in advance; we will be extremely grateful. 

Regards, Medical Rescuer -- [[User:Morthrong|Morthrong]] 17:00, 3 December 2007 



===Fort Creedy, eh?===

Your favorite PKer come to say hello! I see you folks are all spread over the place. No worries though, I'm not coming to strike fear in the hearts of mutant yak..zombie...things. Erhm. I will be busy till around the 25th (group strikes, PKer/BHer party, a mild case of HOLY SHIT PKER WAR!!), but after that, I may stop by to strike fear in the hearts of.. well, you know. -{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 06:47, 4 September 2007 (BST)

:Heya Vigeous! How're y'all holding up in the RHA? You may (or may not) be pleased to know that you've been removed from our hitslist, after all, you never really DID anything wrong :P. And yes, my squad's in fort creedy at the moment at the request of our allies, however nothing seems to be happening.....so expect us to relocate back to HQ by the 25th. Feel free to stop by, it'll be nice to see ya again.--[[User:Unema|B Squad's unfortunate leader, Unema]]

::I have to say that even I was curious as to where our Pker chum had run off to, what with all this "Zeds taking over half the map" lark. Pker war, eh? Had to happen at some point I suppose. If it comes our direction we would gladly side with you (the lesser of two evils, etc). Keep safe, and keep your shots the hell away from my staff. :p --[[User:Russian Gestapo|Russian Gestapo]] 03:39, 10 September 2007 (BST)

=== Shit's Goin' Down ===

If you guys didn't catch it, the suburbs have fallen into zombie control. Malton truly is turning into an apocalypse with exactly half of the city in red. 50 suburbs are red, 15 are orange, 8 are green, and the remaining 25 are yellow. I've heard that the zombies are doing coordinated attacks consisting of several zombie groups. The VGCSU is holed up in Creedy right now, one of the last green suburbs. The zombies are going to hit Creedy. Hard. We're holding the fort pretty well right now, with few break-ins and a good supply of survivors. However, there will undoubtedly be a surge of angry zombies who want to reclaim and ransack Creedy for all it's worth. 

Big shit's gonna go down fellas. We're gonna need a hand, are you bad enough dudes to rescue Malton? --[[User:RedMercury|RedMercury]] 08:48, 1 September 2007 (BST)

We're having a few issues in Kempsterbank, but I'll see if the boss is willing to let me come to your aid *Stalks off to find S Pain*--[[User:Unema|Unema]] 10:58, 1 September 2007 (BST)

I'll put the word out on our forum, but we're still a relatively small group, and our roots are several suburbs away. We're going to try and hold this side of the map in the hands of humanity, but as I said, I'll put the word on our forum and people can do as they wish. -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S. Pain], Chairman of Detulux Incorporated  17:25,  September 2007 (BST)

I'm willing to let my zombie alt [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=904507 Vampiric Angel] help out where she can. God knows she doesn't want Malton to be in complete zed control, where's the fun in that? [[User:Psi baka onna|Psi baka onna]] 09:14, 2 September 2007 (BST)

I've arrived in fort creedy to lend my aid. What do you guys want me to do? (I'm in the NE corner at the moment :3)--[[User:Unema|Unema]] 13:24, 2 September 2007 (BST)~

Wow, thanks guys, didn't think anybody would come. Thanks again for the consideration, and sorry for the late reply. Right now, we're just holding down the gatehouse. Break-ins aren't that bad, but they are attacking in numbers. Not much to do besides revive those that need it and barricade the gatehouse when it needs it. There's a rumor the LUE is heading to Creedy, and with their forces and the 100 or so corpses outside the fort, it's only a matter of time before they'll launch an organized strike. Thanks again guys, if you need any help at your suburb, my alt's sitting pretty down in Randalbank. Name the coordinates and I'm there. --[[User:RedMercury|RedMercury]] 23:48, 5 September 2007 (BST)

No worries, major shit appears to be happening in Ketchelbank and most of my squad's been zombified so we probably won't be of much use to ya. To remedy that me and Psi have dispatched our alts, Xoumoriv and Vampiric angel to assist you. I know it ain't much but It's all we can spare since the boss confirmed that a member of the MOB was present in our home land.

And a word to the wise, the MOB appear to be attacking pitneybank en force, good luck to us all, eh?--[[User:Unema| Unema, lord of well.....stuff]]

=== Alright guys ===

Hey there [[User:Annun|Annun]] here live from Shearbank,was reading through your page, a very nice page by the way. But just so you know Osama W Bush is a pretty deacent guy, ever since all this LUE and DARIS shit came down he has been reviving, healing and helping to keep the place safe. 

And no offense... but what the hell is with running from DARIS? what are you a group of pansies? There are 58 people in NE Stickling at the moment... 57 of them are not DARIS... what are you scared of?

It's not so much as we're scared for our own lives but more that the majority of our members are only level 1. Trying to level up in an area over run by pkers and zeds isn't the best way to better your chances of survival. The senior members (those that actually have combat skills) would have been ok staying, if not a little paranoid about it, but we had to take our low level members into account. [[User:Psi baka onna|Psi baka onna]] 09:23, 20 August 2007 (BST)

Ahh fair enough, sorry son, didn't see it like that... I tend to mouth off a lot... enjoy yer levelin'

Yeah, you'd better apologise. :p We'll be back, when our members have more skills than free running. ;) In the meantime, if you're ever in Kempsterbank, pop by and say hi. Oh, and Psi is a girl. :p -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S Pain], Chairman of Detulux Incorporated, 19:51, 20 August 2007 (BST)

=== Greetings from the Malton Zookeepers ===
Dear S Pain and Detulux,

Hi there! Piemancer, director of communications for the Malton Zookeepers here. One of our boardroom staff brought it to my attention that you'd made an offer of assistance on our wiki talk page. Unfortunately, most of the senior staff have been really busy with real life stuff of late, and we completely missed your post! I really regret that our inaction came off as arrogance or indifference. We're always glad to have friendly faces around the Zoo, and safe places to sleep with friends! Damn, that sounds wrong. Safe places to sleep...in the company of friends! Yes...yes, that's much better.

I know you've moved away from the Brooke Hills area now, but I just wanted to make sure you knew that we appreciate the offer, and we hope you'll visit our area again soon so we can get to know each other. Sorry again about the mix up! In the future, it's best to try and contact us through our forum, www.maltoncityzoo.com - we check that every day!  --[[User:Lo Meng|Lo Meng]] 05:06, 16 August 2007 (BST)

If we're ever back in the area we'll be sure to let you know. I'm staying behind in Brooke Hills for a while so I'll come help you fight off the MOB. C'ya on the battlefield!--[[User:Unema|Unema, Lord of Um......Something]]

Yeah that's cool -[[User:Aom|Aom]] 03:38, 20 August 2007 (BST)

===Kempsterbank===
Saw your post on the suburb page and just wanted to be the first to welcome you all to Kempsterbank, we at [[KT]] are one of the resident groups here and wanted to recommend a location for your hq, the Warehouse at 55, 75 is a choice location giving you access to the four primary resource buildings along with being within easy reach of the nearby mall. Also we'd appreciate it greatly if you followed the [[Kempsterbank Barricade Plan]] while working in Kempsterbank, and just so you know, the PDs are not always at EHB and can be lowered during extended periods of peace time in the suburb.

So once again, welcome to the suburb, and perhaps over time we can call ourselves allies. -- [[User:BigJD|JD]] 20:20, 15 August 2007 (BST)

:Funny you should say that, I posted on ''your'' group's discussion page. And, as if you read our minds, we were looking to turn the warehouse into part of our HQ. Actually, we were looking to move into the two towers across the way, but looking at your advice the building you've suggested will be much better. ;) This is great, a much warmer welcome than what we received when we started out in Brooke Hills! I'll be adding your group to our friends list, because I get the distinct feeling that we'll be accepting orders from your end (your group seems to be the one to listen to in the area). Thank you for the welcome! -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S. Pain], Founder and Chairman of Detulux Inc 01:38, 16 August 2007 (BST)

::Awesome, glad we can help we'll add you to our allies list also, and hey, that's southern hospitality for you. Most of the busier suburbs up north would probably shun or dismiss new outsiders, but like many groups in these parts we aren't hostile towards survivors unless unduly provoked, and work towards peaceful relations between survivor groups. Also I had read over a portion of the comic your group is based on and a warehouse seemed right up your alley, especially now since it has a twin north and south location. And on a more serious note, we have two more requests we'd like to impose, firstly, that you not spray over the Entry Point markers, or tune the local radios, (once we get them back up and running again) from 27.55 which we use as the suburb wide local freq. to respond to calls for assistance.  Oh and also as a friendly word of advice, seeing you have anti-gking in your repartee, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=285291 Seto Itchitaka] is often seen GKing on the west side of Kempsterbank. --[[User:BigJD|JD]] 08:45, 17 August 2007 (BST)

:::Wow, what a nice bunch of people. Thank you for the warm welcome Knights Templar. We'll refrain from fiddling with the radios and we'll ensure that any tags sprayed retain the original message for you. And thanks for the heads up about Seto, we'll be sure to deal with him should he pose a problem. --[[User:Unema|The Detulux 'Diplomat', Unema]]

::::We definitely won't touch any tags outside of the two buildings we like to call our own, and even then we've kept the radio tag up that was already there (but added 'DETULUX' to the front of it). I'd like to ask if we can add our group name to the [[radio]] page behind your group's name for 27.55, just in case we ever get any newbies who want to check out what frequency we operate on? And wow, someone checked out the comic. Sorry for the earlier comics, they're bloody awful. XD -- -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S. Pain], Founder and Chairman of Detulux Inc 14:59, 17 August 2007 (BST)

:::::Excellent we're glad to hear it, though empty streets are usually fair game for tagging. And sure, we'd be glad to share the frequency with you during your stay in Kempsterbank. I'll add it myself to just back on the objections by those who monitor it. -- [[User:BigJD|JD]] 22:24, 17 August 2007 (BST)

::::::Thank you most kindly. You wouldn't believe the fuss we caused by claiming our last radio frequency slot. I've already adjusted our wiki to let people know not to spam the radio, and we'll be sure to make sure there's a transmitter in our base at all times (I'm considering making a mandatory sentry roster, meaning that we'll have at least one person reporting on the radio the current Zed status around the Detulux HQ area, by using binoculars in the tower next door). I think we're all settled, thanks to you and your group, JD. Thank you most kindly. If ever your group needs assistance (or wants to tell us what we should be doing, since you're the authority in the area), post here or on our [http://detuluxinc.proboards99.com/index.cgi forum], someone will notice. ;) -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S. Pain], Founder and Chairman of Detulux Inc 03:39, 18 August 2007 (BST)

===Song Time!===
An extract adapted from a song I heard on TV last night. It's alays nice to add my own touch.....zombie-tastic.   Oh and Pain...no deletey! Our wiki talk page needs some insanity, people might think we're a respectable group otherwise! ;P

Go over to the doughnut shop,
 
Sneak right past the on duty cop,

Get me some coffee,

A bagel or three,

And any sweet brains you happen to see.


Brains, brains, oh I won't lie,

I'll eat their brains 'till they're zombified!

She may think it's strange but she won't mind,

She won't argue much when she's zombified.


Brains, brains, yeah it's okay,

I'll eat your brains for most of the day,

But the problem we've got, yeah what's got me down,

Soon there won't be no brains left in this town.


Brains, brains, brains......

BRING ME SOME BRAAAAIIIIINS!''


Okay, so I was bored..... it happens --[[User: Unema|Unema]] 20:52, 16 July 2007 (BST)

...That's from Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy isn't it? oh dear. Well, atleast there's a potential new strategy of defeating the zombie menace in there somewhere. Anyone know a disturbingly evil little girl we could throw at them?--[[user: Psi baka onna| Psi]] 23:13, 16th july 2007 (BST)

Except you? No idea, sorry. *sighs* Guess we'll just have to continue with the bang-bang-shootinicity then. Who knows, they may get bored eventually and stop standing back up. --[[User: Unema|Flying squirrels are taking over the world!]] 08:51, 18 July 2007 (BST)

Yak mans theme song!!

Zombie-Yak, Zombie-Yak,

does whatever a Zombie-Yak can!

Eats a zombie, just like pie

Craps em out, for the flys!

Look Out!

Here comes the Zombie-Yak.


Is he strong?

Listen bud,

Hes a Zombie-Yak and he doesn't pong!.

Is he really dead?

Take a look a look at his guts, Hes a bloody Zed!

Hey, there

There goes the Zombie-Yak.


In the chill of night

When the boss calls

He uses his might

To destroy the fools!.

Zombie-Yak, Zombie-Yak

Friendly neighborhood Zombie-Yak


Wealth and fame

He's ignored

rotting out side's is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there's a hang up

You'll find the Zombie-Yak.

Zombie -Yak!

===Oops===
Sorry, my pistol went off without me knowing it. -{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 21:30, 13 July 2007 (BST)

:Heh, that's all right, next time we come across each other I might accidentally trip and bury my fire axe in your face. Luckily for you though, you actually killed the guy who actually ''likes'' being a zombie - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S Pain]

:: Yes, I realized that after looking at your guy's wiki page.

:::I wondered why Jazon got shot. I accept that the pistol accidentally went off but I recommend you stay away from our base Mr Vigeous, the medic says I'm going through withdrawal at the moment and that makes me very trigger happy with my flareguns. - [[User: Unema|Unema]] 16:04, 16 July 2007 (BST)

::::I know how you feel, waiting to kill people is hard. It is like trying to stop smoking, haha. Anyway, don't worry. The killing of your friend was just an opportunity kill, nothing personal. -{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 15:22, 17 July 2007 (BST)

:::::That's fine. As I said, we'll take the opportunity to accidentally shoot you to death next time we see you. - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S Pain] 00:01, 18 July 2007 (BST)

::::::Sending an Alt to do your work for you is kinda pathetic isn't it vigeous? As for setting the LUE on us, well what can I say, it's nice that you'd go so far just for us. Here, have a cookie! --[[User:Unema|Unema]]

:::::::You Mean DHD? Nah, he is in Shearbank with the new DARIS. I just happened to come across you guys. And the LUE wasn't for you, again, a plan of DARIS's. -{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 18:54, 13 August 2007 (BST)

::::::::Fair enough then. Sorry bout that, oh, and thank you for giving us a heads up on the LUE's arrivial as well. Who said there wasn't honour among thieves.--[[User:Unema|Unema, now teetering on the border of betrayl]]

:::::::::Oh, there is very much Honor Amongst Theives. PKers have to stick together or our prey wins.-{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 13:31, 14 August 2007 (BST)

::::::::::Heheheh, that's good to know. I'd hate to think that you guys went around slitting each other's throats. It'd be counter-productive.     Technically we're mercenaries as well, we just never get any contracts. Wonder why that is? --[[User:Unema|Unema]]

::Haha, there are very few times that PKers kill each other. Only a very few reasons:
::*A. They are new to the PKing scene.
::*B. They have good cover
::*C. They are an asshole to other PKers

::And, I think the reason you don't get contracts, is because you don't have anything showing you take them, other than the small section. You have to promote a little. Do a bit of meta-gaming on Brainstock, Red Rum, and other places. I've been wanting to make an 'umbrella group' of sorts, maybe a website where mercenaries can get together for sub-contracting, exchanging contracts that they wont take, and general shit like that. -{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 20:27, 14 August 2007 (BST)

:::The boss'll hate me for this but it sounds like fun. Do keep me updated. *Looks at boss* What? We are mercenaries aren't we?--[[User:Unema|Unema]]

::::Will do. -{{User:Vigeous/Sig}} 17:39, 15 August 2007 (BST)

== Famous Last Words ==
===Politics, the Detulux Way===
Sean-kun's radio transmission from the 6th August. I've deleted the (8hrs ago) and the 'S Pain Broadcast' bits to save space.

S Pain broadcast "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This is me pissed off. I've just waked halfways aound to subu, bringing my election campaign straight to the people, with jack sh*t to show for it, and Jack left town. So I tell you why you're going to vote for me, because I'm a hollow shell of a man who makes you laugh. That, and if you don't the Philosophe Knights are gonna come down here and shoot all of you. Don't expect to come crying to me either, because one of the leading candidates is an influential Philosophe Knights member. So when the pkers and zeds finally come knocking, I'll just laugh in your face, and say I told you so. Then I'll lock myself in my HQ with a case of tequila and tune in the following broadcasts, of people going OH MY GAWD THEY'RE KILLIN' US! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! And I'll juswt laugh and say...Should've voted for me. So save yourself the embarrassment and just vote S Pain wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Council_of_Leaders/Election Right. I'm going toi haul my inebriated ass next door and wait for the response. Got a problem? Take it up with Unema in the SE corner of Stickling Mall. Peace out, and screw you all. I hope Zeds eat every last one of ya. God I hate politics" from here (8hrs and 23 mins ago)

S Pain said "Unema, they're all yours." 

I will have vengeance......eventually

===Unema's Last Stand===
Unema said "Looks like the PK'er wasn't joking. Alright then! Anyone staying needs to phone their loved ones as I doubt we'll still be alive tommorow! Anyone with free running, get to the next door factory, Psi's decided that we'll defend that building! Should the worst happen, stand up and maul the LUE zeds with your claws! Death is not the end! Especially when I've got these reanimator syringes! We are Detulux and we shall not fall! (At least, not for long) *drinks bottle of wine and reoads pistol* This will be our not-so-famous last stand! All who fight will earn their place in the annals of our company's wiki history! Now! Let's show those bastards how to fight! FOR PONY!!!!!!! Oh, and someone get a screenshot of this speech, I think I might want a copy of it for posterity. Now....WHERE ARE MY PANCAKES!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

===S Pain said "Hah, you have a cortex damaged and you decide to walk into a powered NT building? Moron." (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)===
Yeah, I certainly wouldn't want to get revived and be forced to spend all of 4 AP jumping, standing up, and walking back into the building during combat.  Oh, wait, one of us did exactly that.  And reviving him cost what, 10 AP?  Plus 6 AP or so to find the syringe, which now can be used to revive one of the people we killed?  Gee, yah, that makes US the morons, huh?  Have fun, Spain.   -[[MotA]]
:Yeah, I'm a friggin' moron. If it helps I'd had a couple of drinks beforehand and made the comment without realising that the building was no longer powered, so I didn't even attempt to make the revive. Instead, realising that I had no ap whatsoever, and that I'd just made a buffoon of myself, I went and hid in one of my team's adjacent warehouses. For shame! You got me though! I most sincerely apologise. Don't worry, I'll leave this up so they can see what a moron I was and they can chastise me like they usually do. XD Thanks for setting me straight, dude. -- [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=810017 S. Pain], Founder and Chairman of Detulux Inc 23:05, 22 August 2007 (BST)

== [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre]] ==

{{Template:Group Active!}}

Currently the suburb in question is [[Kempsterbank]] but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:03, 16 July 2008 (BST)

Whoops, we're active! I'll make the necessary changes.
--[[User:Russian Gestapo|S. Pain, Chairman of Detulux Inc]] 21:35, 31 July 2008 (BST)

:thanks. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 12:04, 4 August 2008 (BST)

== Malton Uprising ==

Detulux Inc is cordially invited to the [[Malton Uprising]] against the DEM. {{User:Secruss/Sig}}01:00, 17 August 2008 (BST)

== Question ==
Are you guys still active in West Grayside? --[[User:ScouterTX|ScouterTX]] 16:48, 1 October 2008 (BST)

We sometimes cross over in order to poke around in the mall, so yes. Sorry it's been so late in replying, we often forget to check the discussions page. Most communications go through the forum these days... [[User:Psi baka onna|Psi]] 00:15, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

==Calmly, quietly==
The [[Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] is building strength in your suburb, i suggest we abide by the river tactics as laid out by the [[DEM]] and we evacuate [[Kempsterbank]] and [[West Grayside]], or atleast prepare for the imminent fight that is approaching, please contact me back. --[[User:Eric bessette|Eric bessette]] 17:46, 24 October 2008 (BST)

== [[The Great Radio Group Mhttp://wiki.urbandead.com/skins/common/images/button_sig.pngassacre]] ==

{{Radio Active?}}
Hi there, folks. I know this may seem a rather strange request, but it's for all groups, regardless of size, to help keep the wiki up to date.  Are you still active and using the frequency? --[[User:Jen|Jen]] 01:38, 15 December 2008 (UTC)


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Yes we are still active. :) --[[User:Magnus Keel|Magnus Keel]]<sup>[[Detulux Inc]]</sup> 16:05, 19 December 2008 (UTC)