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This page is a list of every [[suburb]] and it's associated user given nicknames. Please add your own, no need to have widespread acceptance! But if they are nonsensical (nonsensical is fine as long as a sensifying explanation is included) they will be removed by the [[2 Cool|Management]]. Thankyou for your cooperation and please, enjoy the lolz.

'''Rules for adding to the list:'''
#Link to urbandictionary liberally.
#Rather than timestamping please 3 tildes (<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>) to leave your sig without cluttering the page.
#Keep explanations short, concise and lolicious.


=Individual [[Suburbs]]=


==[[Barrville]]==
*"Barhahville" - Used by the followers of [[Barhah]]. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Brooke Hills]]==
*"Brooke's [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tits Hills]" - a [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Brooksey" -used by most people... probably...{{User:Nallan/sig}}
*"Brooke's Pills" - [[User:Dr Cory Bjornson|Dr Cory Bjornson]]

==[[Brooksville]]==
*"The other Brooksey" - See above. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Buttonville]]==
*"Butt-ville" - several dirty-minded residents according to the suburbs [[Buttonville|wiki page]]. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"The Button" and "The Butt" - wiki page abbreviations. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*Known unofficially as "Cheeseville" for a day back in 2007. Didn't really catch on. {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}}

==[[Chancelwood]]==

==[[Chudleyton]]==
*"The Chud" - A [[2 Cool]] Nickname, created by [[User:WanYao]] - {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Crooketon]]==
*"Crooks" --{{User:Haliman111/sig}}

==[[Crowbank]]==
*"Crowbar" - That's not a crowbar, [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/bo5ton/simpsonsoftheweek/theweedhomer/13.gif this] is a crowbar. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Crowskank" - A [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:Nallan/sig}}

==[[Dakerstown]]==
*"Suburb One" according to the [[Dakerstown|wiki page]]. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Dakers" is widely used among the Crimson Clan, and probably other groups from the area. [[User:LK Oddjob|LK Oddjob]]
*"Hellgate 1" [[User:Maverik115|Maverik115]]

==[[Danversbank]]==

==[[Dartside]]==

==[[Darvall Heights]]==
*"Devil's Heights" - a [[2 Cool]] nickname. {{User:Nallan/sig}}
*"Hell" - less subtle. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Dentonside]]==

==[[Dulston]]==
*"Dullston" - Coined independently by thousands. [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]
*"Dullstown" - An alternate spelling of the above. [[User:Bob_Fortune|Bob Fortune]] <sup>[[Red Rum|RR]]</sup>
*"Dull Street" - Expansion of Dullst, continuing the theme from the above entries. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Dunell Hills]]==
*"Dumbell Hills" - coined independently by many different people. [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]
*"[[wikipedia:Dunny|Dunny]]" - A [[2 Cool]] Nickname -{{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Dunningwood]]==
"Dumpinwoods" - thats what a bear does!--[[User:Pyro1499|User is on that OTHER shit]]

==[[Earletown]]==

==[[East Becktown]]==

==[[East Boundwood]]==

==[[East Grayside]]==

==[[Eastonwood]]==
*"Ew" - like EWWWWW but more valley girl. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Ground Zero" [[User:Maverik115|Maverik115]]

==[[Edgecombe]]==

==[[Foulkes Village]]==
*"Fucks Village" - A [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Fryerbank]]==

==[[Galbraith Hills]]==

==[[Gatcombeton]]==
The "catacomb" since forever. [[User:Zeug|Zeug]]

==[[Gibsonton]]==
*"Gibs" for short by some denizens. Was also called "Queen of Malton" by the [[Gibsonton Nationals]] but that never caught on.--{{User: Garviel Loken/Sig}}

==[[Greentown]]==
* "Gtown" [[User:Pyro1499|Pyro1499]] - because it just sounds gangsta like that

==[[Grigg Heights]]==
"Griggs" - This is the name used by the locals & ol' timers for the suburb. [[User:Sir WV|Sir WV]]

"Grh!ggz" or "Grh!gg Haagz" - Death Rattle for "Griggs" & "Grigg Heights". [[User:Sir WV|Sir WV]]

==[[Gulsonside]]==
*"The Gully" --{{User:Haliman111/sig}}

==[[Havercroft]]==

==[[Heytown]]==
*"Hey now, Hey now, don't dream it's over" - Coz lyk it's a [[wikipedia:Don't Dream It's Over|song]] and the suburb makes me think of the lyrics... {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Hollomstown]]==

==[[Houldenbank]]==

==[[Huntley Heights]]==
*"HH" - It's just the suburb's fucking acronym, okay? -{{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Cuntley Kites" - A [[2 Cool]] Nickname -{{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Jensentown]]==

==[[Judgewood]]==

==[[Kempsterbank]]==
*"Dumpster-bank" - coined, like, just now, this very moment, by me. [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]
*"Dumpyskank" - a [[2 Cool|corruption]] of the above nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Kbank"- common abbreviation. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}}

==[[Ketchelbank]]==
*"Ketchupbank" - Everything's better with ketchup. [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]
*"Brainbank" - according to [[Brainstalkers]] {{User:Nallan/sig}}

==[[Kinch Heights]]==
* "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ginch Ginch] Heights" - Pretty obvious, no? [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]

==[[Lamport Hills]]==

==[[Lerwill Heights]]==

==[[Lockettside]]==

==[[Lukinswood]]==

==[[Millen Hills]]==
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minging "Mingin' Hills"] - a [[2 Cool]] nickname. -{{User:Nallan/sig}}

==[[Miltown]]==
*"Milftown" - I've never heard anyone else call it this but [[2 Cool]]...--{{User:Nallan/sig}}
*"Freaktown" - Show me on the [http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1442/fuckingmiltowneu3.gif map] --[[User:Sockpuppie|Jelly Otter]]

==[[Mockridge Heights]]==
*"The Mock" coined by the [[Mockers]] <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[UDWiki:Image Categorisation|i]]</sup></small>

==[[Molebank]]==

==[[Mornington]]==
*"[[wikipedia:Mornington Peninsula|Mornington Peninsula]]", much easier to say. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

* "The Crescent" - by the cognoscenti. --[[User:Mallrat|Mallrat]] 12:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

==[[New Arkham]]==
*"NewArk" - Not quite as desolate as New Jersey... but close... [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]

==[[Nixbank]]==
*"[[User:Nallan|Nick]]'s Skank" - A [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[North Blythville]]==

==[[Old Arkham]]==
*"OArk" - An abbreviation parallelling "NewArk". [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]

==[[Osmondville]]==
*"Ozzy" - a handy abbreviation. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Owsleybank]]==

==[[Pashenton]]==
*"Pashtown" - The place to be on a friday night, a [[2 Cool]] nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Bash her-town" - When my girlfriend forgets her place. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}}

==[[Paynterton]]==
*"Pain town" --{{User:Haliman111/sig}}
*"Painterton", fuck trying to spell it correctly. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Paynerton" is a common mispelling {{User: Garviel Loken/Sig}}

==[[Peddlesden Village]]==
*"Pederast Village" - Coined by Wan Yao and used by all two of his friends and a few other people he bribed to with promises of PAI. [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]
*"Pedo" - A Useful [[2 Cool]] abbreviation of the above. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Maltons Biggest Wasteland" - you been there lately? its kansas without the corn --[[User:Pyro1499|CJ]]
*"The Village" --{{User:Haliman111/sig}}

==[[Pegton]]==
*"Pegleg" - LOL! A [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Pennville]]==

==[[Penny Heights]]==
*"[[wikipedia:Henny Penny (restaurant)|Penny Henny]]" - Because people in Penny Heights act like farm animals. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Henny Penny" - It's less confusing this way. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Peppardville]]==

==[[Pescodside]]==
*"Pesky" - Easier to spell correctly, ya dig? {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Pimbank]]==
*"Pimpskank" - a [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Pitneybank]]==
*"Trenchtown" - on account of the [[Trenchcoater|inhabitants]] of [[Fort Creedy]]. [[User:Bob_Fortune|Bob Fortune]] <sup>[[Red Rum|RR]]</sup>

==[[Quarlesbank]]==

==[[Raines Hills]]==

==[[Randallbank]]==
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=randy Randy]skank - A [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Reganbank]]==
* "The Cultural Wasteland of Malton" [[User:Sir WV|Sir WV]]
* "The Arm-pit of Malton" [[User:Sir WV|Sir WV]]

==[[Rhodenbank]]==
* "Robbinbank" --[[User:Pyro1499|Pyro1499]]
* "Robberybank" --[[User:Pyro1499|Pyro1499]] - because of all the kick doors goin on up there

==[[Richmond Hills]]==

==[[Ridleybank]]==
*"The 'bank" - Many people, mostly dead, but some have a pulse. --[[User:Thekooks|KOOKY]]
*"The homeland" - Many, mostly dead, people. --[[User:Thekooks|KOOKY]]
*"Wrigglyskank" - A [[2 Cool]] nickname. {{User:Nallan/sig}}
*"Ridleybonk" or the "Bonk"- RRF MUST PATROLLZ IT NOAH! --[[User:Sockpuppie|Zoey Zarg]]
*"The Candyland", used by the [[Gingerbread Man]] in '06 -[[User:Hagnat|Hagnat]]

==[[Roachtown]]==
*It's on [[ALiM]] for fucks sake, does it really need a nickname? {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"The Stoner Capital of Malton" You know why. {{User:Sgt Martinez/Sig}}

==[[Roftwood]]==
*"Rotwood" - common spelling liked by undead --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[LCD|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]]
*"Roflwood" - a [[2 Cool]] nickname {{User:Nallan/sig}}

==[[Rolt Heights]]==

==[[Roywood]]==

==[[Ruddlebank]]==
*"[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ruddy Ruddy]skank" - a [[2 Cool]] nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Santlerville]]==
*"The North Pole" - Used by Wan Yao, and pretty much no one else. Some kind of reference to Santler Claws and elves and Canadian Beavers. Or something... [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]
*"S'ville" - Just an abbreviation...nothing witty here... {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Finisville" - named after [[User:Finis_Valorum|most of the population]]. [[User:Bob_Fortune|Bob Fortune]] <sup>[[Red Rum|RR]]</sup>

==[[Scarletwood]]==
*"[[wikipedia:Redwood|Redwood]]" -{{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Shackleville]]==
*"The [[wikipedia:Love Shack|Love Shack]]" - a [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Shearbank]]==
"Sheerskank" - A [[2 Cool]] nickname.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 03:20, 7 October 2008 (BST)

==[[Shore Hills]]==
*"Whore Shills" - an amusing spoonerism. [[User:Bob_Fortune|Bob Fortune]] <sup>[[Red Rum|RR]]</sup>

==[[Shuttlebank]]==

==[[South Blythville]]==

==[[Spicer Hills]]==

==[[Spracklingbank]]==

==[[Stanbury Village]]==
*Stan's Village, also an acceptable abbreviation is [[Stanbury Village|StanVllg]]. -- [[User:Sir Fred of Etruria|Sir Fred of Etruria]]

==[[Starlingtown]]==

==[[Tapton]]==
*"[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tap Tap] that" - as in 'I'm tappin' that', if one is in tapton or 'let's tap that' if one wishes to go to tapton. A 2 Cool nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Tollyton]]==

==[[Vinetown]]==
*"Vinetown?" Yes. We're that cool. But it's said in the form of a question.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}}

==[[West Becktown]]==
*"Wet Becky" - A [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"Pussy Town" - apparently...{{User:Nallan/sig}}

==[[West Boundwood]]==

==[[West Grayside]]==

==[[Whittenside]]==

==[[Williamsville]]==
*"Willy" or "Willy-ville", part of the comedy duo, Willy and the Butt. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}}

==[[Wray Heights]]==

==[[Wyke Hills]]==
*"Dyke Hills" (See [[Wooman Towers]]) - a [[2 Cool]] Nickname. {{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Wykewood]]==
Dikewood-[[User:Pyro1499|CJ]]

==[[Yagoton]]==
*"Dagobah" - Coined by Wan Yao in one his moments of especially inspired non-lucidity, and used by him and those unidentified two friends he keeps mentioning. [[User:WanYao|WanYao]]


=Regions=

==[[The Arkham Sisters]]==
Made up of the twin suburbs of [[Old Arkham]] and [[New Arkham]], the term was coined by [[2 Cool]] and has caused significant public discussion and controversy in it's short history. A variety of other nicknames also exist for the twin 'burbs including (but not limited to) Arkansas, Noah's Arkham and plain ol' Arkham.

==[[The Four Corners]]==

An area within South East Malton populated by brave players who have managed to overcome the urge, NEVER. TO. CROSS. BOUNDARIES. {{User:Rosslessness/Sig}}

==[[Eastonwood|Easton]][[Brooke Hills|brooke]]==
A [[2 Cool]] nickname used to refer to the twin suburbs of [[Eastonwood]] and [[Brooke Hills]]. As Brooke Hills is largely made up of empty blocks and lacks a 'heartland', the area near the border of Eastonwood is often considered to almost be a part of that suburb.

==[[Northeast Malton]]==
An area of Malton officially stretching from [[Dulston]] to [[Randallbank]] but in practice the real core of groups that consider it the Northeast consists of [[Dulston]] to [[Santlerville]].  Has had consistent problems with [[Rolt Heights War|massed]] [[Invasion of Gibsonton|PKing]] and [[User:Finis_Valorum|zergs]] aimed at the locals.  Local groups are fairly independent and (try) to work together in the face of serious problems with mixed results.

=Cities=
==[[Monroeville]]==
*"M'ville" or "Mville" {{User:Nallan/sig}}
*"Marilyn Monroe" {{User:Nallan/sig}}
*"Moronville" --[[User:Sockpuppie|Jelly Otter]]
*"Monroe" - yeah.{{User:J3D/ciggy}}

==[[Borehamwood]]==
*"B'wood" or "Bwood" {{User:Nallan/sig}}
*"BHW" - Used by [[User:Duke Garland|the duke]] - {{User:J3D/ciggy}}
*"BNW" - "O brave new world, That has such people in't!" -[[User:J3D|John the Savage]]
*"Boreham" - yeah.{{User:J3D/ciggy}}