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---'''No coming in unless you have a pimp hat... or a monocle...'''---

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==Deletions voting== 
I struck one of your votes on the justification that it's neither a keep nor a delete vote, it's not at all clear. If you just added something assimple  as "keep" or "delete" in parentheses then you could unstrike it, and strike my strikeout. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 17:07, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

==RE: Your death==
Took me long enough to come across you. It's a bit like "Oh yeah, that's for being naughty about 2 months ago." --{{User:Peter McGrady/Sig}} 03:01, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
:Still have no clue what I did... and you didn't say anything D: --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 07:48, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
:: You were just talking a lot of rubbish aimed at the FoD for a while, including agreeing with *shudder* TZH on something. --{{User:Peter McGrady/Sig}} 03:10, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Ah k--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 06:19, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::::hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii{{unsigned|J3D}}
:::::No U--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 19:43, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

==⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐==
i bless the rains down in africa.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 06:00, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
:THERE'S NOTHING A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DO! --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 07:09, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
::⌐_⌐ --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 22:09, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
:::man whatchoo talkin bout? it's such a fucking A grade song. One word of dissent and i'll be over at y our place with the baseball bat as sure as kilamenjaro rises like olympus above the senengeti.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 16:57, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::No... no its not... --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:37, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Woot, I'm frightened of this thing that you've become. All we were hoping for were some old forgotten words or ancient melodies.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 21:56, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::HAHAHA, i fucking loled.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 22:46, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I'm sick and the song blows--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:38, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

[[The_Pluto_Press_Issue_5|woah]] i find that exactly when the chorus was playing...i swear my heart skipped a beat...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 23:31, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

==Pics==
Hey, I was just wondering where you find some of these pics you've been mass uploading. Some of them are really funny --{{User:Omega360/Sig}} 18:29, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
: Oh, lol my bad :) --{{User:Omega360/Sig}} 18:34, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

==lerl==
Love the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki%3AAdministration%2FPromotions&diff=1314479&oldid=1314475 indecision] ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:31, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:Me too--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 22:42, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

==Arrrrr!==
{{flagbox|orange|Sake_article.jpg|Magatsus gift!|You have been/said/done or are just having something [[User:Magatsu Taito|Magatsu Taito]] thinks is awesome! Sake for you!}}
Notice how it is poorly lacking in links n stuffs? That's because I'm lazy and can't be bothered... Imma stalk you!
--[[User:Magatsu Taito|Magatsu Taito]] 18:10, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
:FUCK YOU RAKUEN --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 18:20, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
::Indeed. --[[User:Magatsu Taito|Magatsu Taito]]
:::NO U SONNY--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:15, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

==[[A/D]]==
Regarding your vote on several user redirect pages i have separated the case into individual cases, if you feel so inclined please recast your vote on each page relevant to how you feel about that particular redirect being kept on the wiki. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:48, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
:Inconvenience? INCONVENIENCE!? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:14, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

==Watch out==
You'd better not shit up the promotions page... :P--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 05:59, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
:OH SHIT, CAUGHT AGAIN! D: D: D: D: --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 06:03, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
::Alright, you forced me into it. I didn't want to, but...
{{Template:SoftWarning}}<small>--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:10, 26 October 2008 (UTC)</small>

==Firefighter pix==
I changed it, sorry m8. Ilu. --[[User:Kuji Muji]] 22:46, 20 October 2008 (BST)

==My my==
At waterloo napoleon did surrender --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 04:20, 20 October 2008 (BST)
:Das Fukkes?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 04:27, 20 October 2008 (BST)

==I don't have a monocle!==
Or a pimp hat! - [[User:Whitehouse]] 20:58, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:GTFO!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 20:59, 19 October 2008 (BST)
::But I like it here :( - [[User:Whitehouse]] 21:01, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::... >:( NO!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:47, 20 October 2008 (BST)

==Warning==
[[Image:Stop_hand.png|left|35px]]Please do not change people's headers for trolling purposes on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 10:37 19 October 2008 (BST)</small>
: D: --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:00, 19 October 2008 (BST)

==Spam much?==

Do I seriously have to pay? Or is this free spam? You don't see me going to your page, spamming you messages about an apparent mutual infatuation between you and axe hack. --[[User:PFC|PFC]] 05:08, 19 October 2008 (BST) (BST)
:LOLdoublefail--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 05:12, 19 October 2008 (BST)
::Ah, nevermind then, carry on flamer --[[User:PFC|PFC]] 05:15, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::AHAHAHAH! Learn to format noob, before someone that's not ''nearly'' as nice as me gets mad at you--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 05:18, 19 October 2008 (BST)
::::Your brand of sarcasm and wit make me wonder what the average IQ is on the internet. I think you should take a test to make sure you're not below 60. If you are, it's best you remove yourself. You decrease the cumulative IQ of the whole site just by looking around. --[[User:PFC|PFC]] 05:25, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::::Don't waste your figurative breath on him. --[[User:Cyberbob240|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] 05:29, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::::: I can only try. --[[User:PFC|PFC]] 05:30, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::::::And here I thought you loved me Bob... CHOOSE DAMNIT! And BTW, You think I'm the one that brings down the IQ of this site? AHAHAHAHAHA... hahaha... ahah... har... Don't put IQ into this, there's no point, a person with an IQ of 50 can still outsmart a person with an IQ of 100... Maybe not in an Algebra test, but definitely in other things--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 05:44, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::::::: This is endless. No more spam from the garbage, trash-master. I have better things to do than clean up my wiki pages because of a retard who is heavy into himself and likes to pick bullshit fights on the internet. Enjoy teh buttsecks. --[[User:PFC|PFC]] 05:52, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::::::::Oh you fucking know I will, its always been my dream to be pegged by a chick with a strap-on.... got a fetish? you know... other than pretending to be in a shitty musical?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 05:56, 19 October 2008 (BST)
::::::::::Who's in the musical? When did we talk about musicals? How about you, since most people into getting ass-banged are called fairies. Aren't most fairies in musicals? My fetish? Not women with "strap-ons." You sure that it can come off? Think about that idea for awhile.  --[[User:PFC|PFC]] 06:01, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::See, now that's just a stereotype, musicals aren't just for fairies you dick! and not all fairies like it in the ass! Now that's just crossing the line you douche--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 06:16, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::: You have some double standards. You can cross lines all day everyday, but when I cross your Faggot line, it's blasphemy? Just don't reply, I think you and me both just made you look like a total retard to everyone else who comes here. I feel bad they have to see this fucking slaughter. Good day. --[[User:PFC|PFC]] 06:20, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::Blasphemy? THIS.IS.SPARTA! But, I must reply... the voices tell me to... and slaughter? Can't spell slaughter without laughter, which is what I got outa this... YAY JELLO! *goes back to omnomnomnoming jello*--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 06:34, 19 October 2008 (BST)

==FUCK YOU==

fuck you fucking shit eating motherfucking cocksuking fuck shit balls crap eating bitch bastard dick munching tit licking ass cunt rubber jerk. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 00:54, 12 October 2008 (BST)
:lel?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:56, 12 October 2008 (BST)
::Sonny turns on his own Minion! What a twist!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:15, 12 October 2008 (BST)

== the church of cliff ==
<nowiki>:D</nowiki> glad to see some one at least noticed it :P --[[user:shade0095252|Shade0095252]]
:yea... Sign your posts next time...--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 19:30, 12 October 2008 (BST)

== #redrum! ==

Oh well, I don't mind. Although I do wonder how about 4-5 months ago I managed to go on daily without seeing you there for months :) A poser in the works? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 01:13, 10 October 2008 (BST)
:The same... I used to chat to adolf, thats all I can remember. I spose I shouldn't try to join it again? I spose its not so bad, #udwiki is so relaxing, what with 3 users on. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 03:14, 10 October 2008 (BST)

==[[ALiM]]'s first birthday==
It's finally happening! And it couldn't have happened without you!--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 02:21, 2 October 2008 (BST)
:NO U--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 02:00, 3 October 2008 (BST)

==NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!!!!==
Therefore, you will get this:
{{NewFacebook}}
--{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:05, 23 September 2008 (BST)

== Zombies Stronger or Not Stronger Than Harmans? ==
You said on my talk page: '''I would just like to say that sharp claws and sharp teeth =/= zombies are stronger than harmans ''' - I agree that the claws and teeth don't make them physically stronger. Vigor Mortis does, though. That's why I said that, depending on the zombie skills that they have, UD either totally supports, or totally ignores, the "Russo Zombie Rules" on zombie physical strength.

Nice to talk to you again btw :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:31, 23 September 2008 (BST)

==POOP==
<span style="color: red">{{blink|'''POOP'''}}</span>--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 06:27, 16 August 2008 (BST)
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==Spam==
Would you please quit it with the "free man" crap on the crowbar? --[[User:Midianian|Midianian]]<small><sup>&#124;[[User talk:Midianian|T]]&#124;[[Talk:Suggestions|T:S]]&#124;[[:Category:Recently Closed Suggestions|C:RCS]]&#124;</sup></small> 11:18, 12 August 2008 (BST)
:LOL D: --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:37, 13 August 2008 (BST)
::You know, I've got the page on my watchlist. The "free man"-bit isn't going to stay there longer than the next morning at most, so you might as well stop. Oh, and congratulations, your talkpage makes Chrome crash. --[[User:Midianian|Midianian]]<small><sup>&#124;[[User talk:Midianian|T]]&#124;[[Talk:Suggestions|T:S]]&#124;[[:Category:Recently Closed Suggestions|C:RCS]]&#124;</sup></small> 12:09, 19 October 2008 (BST)
:::Sweeeet--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:05, 19 October 2008 (BST)

== re: LOL ==

What did I say? I can't remember... <u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 14:14, 9 July 2008 (BST)
:And I can? :shrug:
:By Teh Wai! Apparently you can't read.... it says ''put new messages on top''
:Uno mas cosa, Your sig sucks, it's waaaay to clutersome... I'll help you later, when I haz moar tiem...--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 15:08, 9 July 2008 (BST)
::Thank you for lolsig help. And I personally liked Hagnat. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}}
:::LOLwhut?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:49, 11 July 2008 (BST)
::::sig help phailed. And again... It keeps changing it to <nowiki>{{SUBST:User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}}'</nowiki> with the SUBST. is that normal exactly?<u><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:red;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User Talk:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:lime;font-weight:bold">D</span>]]</big><nowiki>ance</nowiki><big>[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/media|<span style="color:Aqua;font-weight:bold">R</span>]]</big>evolution</u> 08:10, 16 July 2008 (BST)

==Nitro==
He [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Suggestion%3A20080619_Clicking_Spray_Can_Should_Be_More_Helpful_and_Less_Painful&diff=1195791&oldid=1195772 edited] a vote of mine. --[[User:Cyberbob240|brb, church]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[CGR]] [[Project UnWelcome|U!]]</sup> 09:23, 23 June 2008 (BST)
:O.o --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 16:55, 24 June 2008 (BST)

==Here's a template==
I was bored and looking on the internet, found this picture.... thought of you.  So I made a template since I'm still working on getting better at coding. I hope you like.

{{Raccoon}}

--[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:22, 20 June 2008 (BST)
:Moar Templates makes me a <s>saaaad</s> happah Panda.... 
:Oh, and if you ever need help with a code, you can <s>ask me</s> steal moar codes... or ask grim...--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 21:20, 21 June 2008 (BST)
::I doubt I'd ever ask Grim for any help on anything, but I might very well ask you.  I'm just doing this to practice my template making, plus I saw the picture and thought it just screamed 'Rakuen'. A Racoon, trying to eat a guy's brain. Cmon... :)  I found one for cyberbob too but I'm still working on it - it's not as good/funny as this one --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 18:46, 23 June 2008 (BST)
You know...his other name is WOOT...I think that name deserves a template...If you do it...I'll promote you to Major.  I mean, your pay went to 5 cents when I promoted you to Private 1st class, then it went up to 21 cents when you were promoted to Captain...Your pay will be at 22 cents if you get this promotion to Major...I know you want that extra penny... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:17, 25 June 2008 (BST)
:{{woot}}
:Woot. There it is. Give me my promotion. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 01:05, 26 June 2008 (BST)
::Here's a check of 22 cents, Major. *Hands Tselita a check* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:09, 26 June 2008 (BST)


Please go to http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Deletions and vote Keep so that the Grimch doesn't try to delete the template I made for you (and others). Thank you. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 13:13, 27 June 2008 (BST)

==Woot - from the webcomic Elf Only Inn==
[[Image:Woots.jpg|600px]]<br>
There, I even found a webcomic that has Woot as a main character. I want to be a Lt. Colonel, I could use a quarter.--[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 01:12, 26 June 2008 (BST)
:Lt. Colonel?  Fine.  I'll give you that promo...Except the pay is 23 cents since you'll only be up one rank... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:15, 26 June 2008 (BST)

==I think one of my characters is wearing a monocle...==
Thanks for the edit on my talk page, it was intentional, ''i'' thought it was funny and quite liked it there. However i also thought it was amusing having someone come in and fix it so i'm gonna leave the fixed version so i can smile every time i see it. Keep up the good work :P Also, feel free to doubt my saying it was intentional - although if you wanted to doubt me saying that wouldn't make any difference to you anyway. Ciao.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:13, 11 June 2008 (BST)

==Posted a response==
I posted a response on my discussion page to your question about what happened there. Feel free to check. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:09, 2 June 2008 (BST)

== Regarding Thermoplyae ==

I believe uploading the goatse image will get you permabanned, much less replacing the group image. --{{User:Axe27/Sig}} 02:41, 26 May 2008 (BST)
:HOLY SHIT RELLY! OMFG THANXZ MAHN 4 WARNIN ME! I ALMST DID IT! WHUT WOLD I DO WIHT OUT TEH WIKI!?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:26, 27 May 2008 (BST)
::I really need to know this - what is a goatse image?  Serious question because I keep hearing about this all over the place. From what I found out from wikipedia, all I can tell it has something to do with an internet 'shock site' called goatse.cx --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 18:19, 5 June 2008 (BST)
:::It's not too pleasant. Basically, it's a guy stretching his ass open. Follow the wrong link, and you're scarred for life. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 18:22, 5 June 2008 (BST)
::::Okay that's done something that hasnt happened before. I've just been rendered speechless.... Ew. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 18:23, 5 June 2008 (BST)
:::::Nice!! :D Imma go make a template for that. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 18:27, 5 June 2008 (BST)

==Beans==
{{quote|2=Good burn? A good burn is replacing a group page with goatse images....--{{User:WOOT/sig}} |3=''Originally posted at <span class="plainlinks">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki%3AAdministration%2FVandal_Banning&diff=1153896&oldid=1153777 A/VB]</span>'':}}
Please, [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose|don't stuff beans up your nose]]. <tt>;P</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 10:34, 25 May 2008 (BST)
:Heh, when I was a kid I put a small pebble in my nose... it wouldn't come out so I had to go to the doctor.... true story--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:28, 27 May 2008 (BST)

==[[Suggestion:20080425 Penalize URL Actions]]==
You're >this< close to getting your vote struck. You had justification, but please don't insult the author. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:52, 6 May 2008 (BST)
:Suck It Trebek. --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 15:16, 7 May 2008 (BST)
::... I hate to admit this because I'm a big stickler for civility on the wiki, but this totally has cracked me up :) Best line in Celebrity Jeopardy... --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 16:38, 7 May 2008 (BST)

==No Love==
For the Goofster? You've got both those other Darby teacher hacks on there, but not me... its almost enough to make a guy cry. *sniff* --{{User:Goofy Mccoy/sig}} 11:04, 18 April 2008 (BST)
:I'm also quite disappointed I missed out on the CoD4/Halo fight... The Call kicks ass. --{{User:Goofy Mccoy/sig}} 11:06, 18 April 2008 (BST)

==Quiz==
{{Crack|Axe Hack|WOOT|stuff..}}
{{Crack|Axe Hack|WOOT|more stuff..}}
{{Diamond}}
{{Medal|Axe Hack|WOOT|even more stuff..}}
{{Pie}}
Sorry this took so long. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:32, 8 April 2008 (BST)
{{Evil Cookie|Axe Hack|WOOT|reason=not knowing how to fight in an ancient Chinese war}}{{Mudkips}}
Don't worry about the bomb strap to the Mudkip.  It's not a suicide bomber Mudkip.  You're perfectly safe.  Mwuhahahaha! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:17, 17 June 2008 (BST)

==Suggestions==
Okay first Suggestion, make an archive. . .Second. . .MAKE A PRETTY BACKGROUND XD--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 05:13, 6 April 2008 (BST)
:A) Meh, I could, I don't think I have enough "things" (for lack of better word xP) to make an archive... but I might... and B) Damnit! NOT EVERYONE NEEDS A PRETTY BACKGROUND!!!! some of us like white and don't like all the crazy red and yellow and purple everywhere >_>--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 17:35, 6 April 2008 (BST)
::YES THEY DO!!! *sniffle**sniffle* its just so <b>plain</b> :(. . .shoot id even make one for you. . .maybe. . .--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 04:05, 7 April 2008 (BST)
:::You don't get the point... I DON'T WANT ONE >:O --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 16:54, 7 April 2008 (BST)
::::yes you do. . .--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 17:01, 7 April 2008 (BST)
:::::Watch out Rakuen, he's trying to use that Jedi Mind Trick on you!--[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 18:25, 7 April 2008 (BST)
::::::{{*}}Rakuen waves his hand in front of Necro's face* These are not the droids you are looking for....--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:55, 7 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::yeah your right. . .they arent. . .wait, I was looking for droids?--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 06:00, 13 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::No.  You were looking for war.  *A snowball pegs Necro in the face*  God damn it, penguins!  I didn't give the command yet!  Ah well...FIRE AT WILL!!!  *A volley of snowballs begin raining down from the sky* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:57, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::I'm at a loss to figure what that's from, Axe :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:23, 15 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::::I just trained a bunch of penguins and enlisted them in my Mudkip Army.  By the way...the Mudkips had been giving me bad comments about you, Tselita.  From what I heard, you gave a few units food poisoning.  What do you have to say? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:26, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::I'm being framed! It wasn't me. It was that lousy Team Rocket! --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 21:35, 15 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::{{*}}GASP*  How did you know about my super secret underground task force?  You know too much!  You must be eliminated! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:54, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::Um... they werent being very secretive. Well they were with the disguises until they took them off. Punish them instead! I'm still under contract! --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 22:01, 15 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::You might want to go over that contract again... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:08, 15 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::you know what? just for that, im going to have to create my own evil! page just so i can combat you. . . or maybe a good! page. . .--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 04:21, 16 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::Yea... I will too.... just need to get to it >.< --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 15:09, 16 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::You two will never succeed!  For the sabotage is yet to come! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:12, 16 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::your just mad because i can decode your page with the click of a button--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 23:12, 17 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::Time to kick it up a notch.  I shall convert everything to a secret alphabet code, followed by a number code, and onwards to Morse code!  Mwuhahahahahaha!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:24, 17 April 2008 (BST)

==Image:Rakuen Doris.jpg==
Can you have a look at [[A/SD]], your image is a duplicate <small>-- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|talk]] • [[UDWiki:Image Categorisation|i]]</sup> 02:08 6 April 2008 (BST)</small>

== Many thanks! ==
You, sir, are a total plum and have gone too far. EXPECT PAIN!--[[User:Biff Chitts|Biff Chitts]] 12:01, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
:I can haz Pain?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:29, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
::Really!  I swear...I live in Mississippi, so I know retarded, and you go so far beyond any resident of my home state.  Please, for the love of all that is good in the world, fuck off and die.--[[User:Amy Flood|Amy Flood]] 05:49, 30 March 2008 (BST)
:::My first arch enemies... :') *sniff* I'm so proud--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 06:01, 30 March 2008 (BST)
::::Wow man! Some people really dont like you....time to get out the hypnotoad again! Thats what swayed me.--{{User:Dr Doom86/sig}} 11:58, 31 March 2008 (BST)
:::::Yea, they're in a group called [Shed], I PKed them a couple times and they '''''FREAKED!''''' and they've been arguing and yelling at me and what not and I almost always reply with some non-serious, stupid joke..... I'm also trying to see how many times I can PK them :D--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:11, 31 March 2008 (BST)
::::::Im going to guess......wait for it....18 times!! If Im right can I win something?--{{User:Dr Doom86/sig}} 02:53, 1 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::Nope, only 6 times, would be more but Extinction hit Quarlesbank and made me flee to a safer area. I saw one of their members recently but I couldn't kill him because I was helping with the rebuilding.... thus I put my PKing on a hold... but I'm back on track now :D --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 03:14, 1 April 2008 (BST)
::::::::Wow Rakuen, you seem to have out done yourself! You Pked 'Em 6 times? What a neighborly thing to do.. Can't imagine why they are pissed. ''But'', you are still my friend. --{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 03:29, 1 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::::Damn! So I lose??? Can I still have a prize?--{{User:Dr Doom86/sig}} 10:30, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Freaked! I dont think so. You are about as insignificant to us as an insect bite is to a person with 80 degree burns. And judging by the way you talk on this page, you're far too self-appreciating to be much older than 14! It's a shame cos in fact I was quite enjoying seeing you pop up every now and again, and our little scuffles with you. But to put me on the rogues gallery cos I killed you for killing several of our group, has irked me a little, as not only do I now have to put up with you, Extinction, and other unpleasantries, i now have to put up with being killed by bounty hunters every other week. Hey-ho though. It's all part of the game.--[[User:Biff Chitts|Biff Chitts]] 12:30, 1 April 2008 (BST)
:"about as insignificant to us as an insect bite is to a person with 80 degree burns?" wow... I'm hurt... :(... I know... putting you on the RG was kind of an asshat thing to do but.... I lol'ed.... anyway.... You should only get bountied twice.... and I thought you said you were already bountied once? So just wait it out :P, Well... it was nice seeing you guys again!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:15, 1 April 2008 (BST)
::I'm sorry I've said all those nasty things to you.  Perhaps we can call a truce?  Form some kind of alliance?  We really oughtn't be fighting each other - only zombies.  Any chance of this?--[[User:Amy Flood|Amy Flood]] 02:04, 4 April 2008 (BST)

==Yeah...==
If you think Saromu/Sonny/Whatever Shithead's calling himself now is "articulate", you need your head checked. With that said, I'd like to move on to the points you ''oh so politely'' "raised" on my talk page. Profanity aside, you basically said two things: I am unjustified in complaining about Anime Sucks, and that Halo is worse than CoD-4(Honestly, what kind of game is called that? Makes it sound like some kind of fish). The first is an outright lie, while the second shows you need to actually get Halo before you start talking about it.

 When I accepted Anime "Asshole & Shithead" Sucks as arbiter, I had forgotten that he was a member of
 DORIS, a group that Saromu holds a high rank in. In addition, he was a "Close Personal Friend" of
 said asshole. To say this caused a conflict of interest is an understatement. In retrospect, I 
 should have been more careful. However, at the time I naively believed that most sysops were fair and
 would be impartial. Forgive me for underestimating your collective intelligence.

During the artitration, Anime Sucks conducted himself in a manner appropriate neither for an Arbitrator  or a Sysop. He ignored the evidence I presented, failed to so much as properly read my case, and did not assign an appropriate time limit/punishment for Saromu. If the problem was one of inappropriate content, then he should have set a time limit for Saromu as well.Also, this little tidbit: "IE statements of zerging, and sucking". Who is he to judge if Saromu sucks? According to dictionary.com, sucks means "To be disgustingly disagreeable or offensive". Sonny certainly fulfilled that requirement with his persecution of pro-survivor users, Velo-2, and many others. Hence, Anime Sucks overstepped his bounds with his ruling and I am justified in stating the same.

As for your second rant, Halo has a diverse storyline, good enemy AI, a variety of weapons and vehicles, and a memorable multiplayer. CoD 4 is yet another "grunt with a gun" game(a plot that's been used and abused since the NES) that's a cheap Halo rip-off. Oh, and its a Counter-Strike clone to boot. Besides, can you use vehicles in Call of Duty? Thought not. In short, Combat Evolved > Call of Duty.

I'm not sure why I'm bothering to try and carry a rational conversation with you, since you have given no sign to me of being anything other than a zombie jihadist with bad taste on the Suggestions page, but I suppose anythings worth a try once.--[[User:TerminalFailure|TerminalFailure]] 21:40, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:Dude, here:[http://www.halomega.com/halo-forum/] (just 4 u man)--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 23:23, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
::Sonny is pretty smart, in a jackass kinda way. He put troll bait out there, and some stupid fish grabbed hold of it. Since you fell for it, you got taken to arby's, where you acted like a child, it doesn't help that you had been temp banned before and that your "evidence" was nothing compared to what Sonny put on the table. I have halo, fun co-op, that's really all it has to offer multi player wise... unless you wanna listen to pre-pubescent 12 year olds complain about "That mother fucking douch bag licker hogging the mother fucking Spartan LAZER!11!11one." just cause Anime is in DORIS doesn't mean he is biased... I can guarantee you that any other person would agree you got what you deserved and Sonny got what he deserved.... If you really think you were cheated, then re enter the case, and do more research.... as for '''your''' second rant, halo's storyline is nothing new, AI is decent, about the same variety as COD4 cept without the customization, and a rather boring and laggy multiplayer full of assholes and little kids. I agree, COD-4's plot was weak, but it made up for it with it's awesome multiplayer, and a cheap halo rip-off? COD1 CAME OUT BEFORE HALO!!! NOT EVERY FPS IS A HALO RIPOFF YOU IDIOT!!! and just cause it's in a similar timeframe to Counter-Strike (IE it's set during the war on terror) doesn't mean it is similar in any other way, actually, they are quite different. So what if you can't use vehicles in CoD? We tried it in CoD3, and it blew! so we just scraped it.... Congrats on the 1 week ban By the Way! Douche bag--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:08, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Wow....this is the first time Ive ever agreed with you! Well said.--{{User:Dr Doom86/sig}} 01:06, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::It's the hypnotoad, his powers are finally taking effect on you...--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:59, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, just because Me, Sonny, and Smoked created DORIS doesn't mean anything.  You should see how many times me and Sonny get into fights in chat.  --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 07:22, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::Guys, you're forgetting the important things, CoD4 does suck ass, CoD1 was no masterpiece either. Halo 1 had a lot of interesting things in it and I dare you to find a first person shooter community that isn't run by a bunch of oily douchebags with loud mouths and bigger pockets. Oh and Terminal, Anime is not now nor has he ever been a SysOp, I have a feeling he'd be laughed out of a promotion bid if he tried. --<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 08:45, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::CoD4 sucks ass? Wha? Sure, CoD1 was no masterpiece, halo1 was pretty awesome, but that's not what I'm saying. He said the CoD4 was "just a cheap halo rip off" and I responded by saying that CoD1 came out before Halo... which I have just learned is false actually... but my point still stands... said point being that "NOT EVERY FPS IS A HALO RIPOFF!!!"--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 17:47, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Such encouraging words there karek.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 11:56, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::Blame it on the smilies.<small>or a newbie, screwing them seems popular these days, \o/ Yay! [http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:There_Is_No_Cabal WikiCabals]</small>--<small>[[User:Karek|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 12:07, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Oh I figured they were handing out sysops to anyone these days.  1000 edits?  Here's yer sysop badge--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 12:16, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::You have 1000 edits?--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:36, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Oh.. I was told to run a long time ago, in fact Gage was going to put me up, but I didn't want it. Surely I would have gotten the close personal friends' vote ;) --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 08:44, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::I'll vote for you...thats at least one vouch!--{{User:Dr Doom86/sig}} 18:59, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::I can haz minionship? If so, you got my vouch ;)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 20:45, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Dont worry Rakuen...you can always be my minion! Muahahaha!--{{User:Dr Doom86/sig}} 05:33, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::{{User:AnimeSucks/CPFOAS}}
:::::::::::--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 17:28, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::: :') My life dream has finally come true <3 --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 14:13, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

==Suggestion REing==
Please stop REing votes on suggestions when you are neither the voter or the author. You're not supposed to do that and I don't want you to end up with a warning because you're a friendly person. Also, you need need to pick two prizes for my quiz. :P -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:38, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
:Okay.... :( --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:49, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
::Don't worry about it. :) Have a rat and a cookie:
{{Milk|1=Krazy Monkey|2=WOOT|reason=knowing his MGS}}
{{FreeRat2|1=Krazy Monkey|2=WOOT|reason=for spending way too much time on COD4.}} -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:53, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
:::^.^--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:19, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

==Thanks for the sig help==
Thanks for the coding to make my sig shorter. Im still not very knowledgeable with coding and stuff. Id give you a cookie or something, but honestly Im feeling pretty lazy right now. Thanks man!--{{User:Dr Doom86/sig}} 10:00, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
:You are very welcome, I know I can be an asshat sometimes, but it's more of a mood swing kinda thing :P --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:57, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
::Meh, I guess I'll enjoy your niceness while it lasts! Now I'll just quietly slip away before your mood swings again and you decide to kill me....Cheers!--{{User:Dr Doom86/sig}} 12:50, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
:::What?!?! He used the code ''anyways!'' Don't worry Doom, I'll point him your way when he targets me..--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 08:18, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

== Your Cookies will be tolerated ==
I just wanted to pop over and say thanks for the cookies on my talk page.  I'm always really happy to get friendly things on my talk page ;).--[[User:Kristi of the Dead|Kristi of the Dead]] 09:37, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
:You are '''very''' welcome, I am always happy to give friendly things.... unless I'm giving them to some jackass who doesn't realize how underpowered zeds are.... [Rant Here].... damn Survivor idiots.... Wait what were we talkin' 'bout?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:36, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

== Your bigotry will not be tolerated ==
Do not come to my talk page and insult me simply because I am Canadian. I dont care if you dont like the way I vote on the suggestions page. Just because you want an easy game that requires no effort to play, doesnt mean the rest of us should go along with you. Seriously, if you dont like a challenge, why do you even play Urban Dead? Oh well, it doesnt matter. I will be removing your insulting comments until you can learn to voice your disagreements in a respectful manner.--[[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]] 04:05, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
:I was not insulting you because you are Canadian, that was a joke, haha... hell, about 50% of my friends are canadians.... and walking to a RP does not count as playing a zed!!! Playing zed is sooo much harder than playing harman because a) We spend almost all of are ap bringing down cades. b) In red suburbs, there are no harmans to hunt, in green ones, the cades are to hard to break.... and most suburbs are red or green. c) don't bother telling me I'm a biased zambah, my human character was in the DEM for most of his life, then he left and played Pro for a while, now he's PKer.... I've lived half my life in the North, and half of it in the south.... I know what I'm talking about when I say that playing zombie is a hella lot harder than playing harman.... you just think that its easier because groups like the BB2 are kicking your groups and other groups asses... or arses... I forgot your canadian.... well, it's not easy for them, they work together really well and have organized strikes and are led by smart, kind people.... please play a zombie for more than a week before you start talking about how easy it is.--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:24, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
::I have a zombie alt. I used to play in a major zombie group, but stopped because it was not a challenge. You dont have to search for ammo, syringes, FAKs, generators, etc. you dont have to repair buildings, barricades at VSB+2 can be brought down by a SINGLE zombie, and above all, you cant be killed!There is no strategy either, as the orders for any major zed group are always "go here, and mash your attack button!" Ive played both sides just as much as you have. There is no challenge to a side that cannot be killed. The game on the zombie side has simply become a joke. I respect your opinions though.--[[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]] 21:58, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
:::I also respect your opinions, just wanted to say that :P but first off, fireman don't have to search for ammo really, if they want to they can, but they can just use fireaxes. Sure we don't have to repair buildings, but we have to bring em down.... sure, sometimes, I'd say about 50% of the time, and if you do bring the cades down you probably won't have much ap left to do anything, and if it's an important building the survivors will probably cade it back up before anything can really happen. So what if you can't be killed, just down a zed in a building and dump him and he is no longer a threat, and don't play the "What if he's outside" card because there is no point in killing zeds outside unless you need a little xp a don't care about the ammo. Yea well, zombies don't need to defend buildings really, they don't need to be revived, they don't need to find ammo, so really, what else can we do but eat harman harmbargars and ruin buildings?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 22:08, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

"BB2 are kicking your groups and other groups asses... or arses... I forgot your canadian...." I'm Canadian as well however I would like to point out Canada burnt down the Whitehouse, Fear us! Fear us! ;) - Rogueboy
:Pff... that was the British! they just happened to be stationed in Canada >.<... P.S. you might wanna learn to sign your posts... before Sonny eats you alive... just put <nowiki>--~~~~</nowiki> behind whatever you typed, and it signs it for you.... see <nowiki>"I love you all--~~~~"</nowiki> would come out as "I love you all--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:26, 23 March 2008 (UTC)"
::I like Canada, it's so cute when the US lets them think they're a country! *hides from the soon-to-be-angry Canadian* I'm kidding by the way, I have Canadian family, ay. Don't kill me. :) ps, I personally agree that zombies are a lot easier to play, I decided to try it and got it to level 11 in almost no time, then someone revived me. And I wasn't in a group or anything. The fact is once you get lurching gait and ankle grab, you have nothing to worry about as a zombie anymore. Makes it less interesting when the biggest threat you have is a 6 AP penalty. Just my opinion. Ay? -- [[User:Tselita|Tselita]]

==Airborne88==
{{Approved|Airborne88|WOOT|being the coolest jerk I know}}
: :D yay for new templates to add to that damn list (>^.^)>  --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:19, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::You earned it really. Enraging Canadians, Driving Survivors crazy through Pking, and poking at Halo players. ''You've been busy!'' And now you are 100% Airborne88 approved.--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 02:06, 8 April 2008 (BST)
:::: :')
Free prize:<nowiki>{{Bottlecap}}</nowiki> Also been handing these out to anyone who will take it: <nowiki>{{Arn}}</nowiki> Arn--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 03:36, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:::::Hrmph, I didn't get a bottlecap. *sniffle* --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 03:41, 9 April 2008 (BST)
::::::You ''really'' want a bottle cap??--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 04:11, 9 April 2008 (BST)
:::::::Is a frog's butt watertight? Wait wait... "bottlecap" isn't some sort of sexual slang word, right? --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 04:16, 9 April 2008 (BST)

== Cookie! ==
{{Cookie|lh779|WOOT|reason=knowing the southernmost city on the Eurasian mainland}} --{{User:Lh778/sig}} 11:11, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

==User page==
Oh...so now you're gonna steal my user page set up too, huh? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:42, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, I gave you a cookie!!!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 15:52, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

==Hey!==
Who you calling an ass? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:53, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
:um... your evil twin? :)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:05, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
::Not according to that vote on that suggestion, now. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:39, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
:::...Please don't hurt me?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:05, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
::::Who says I'm gonna hurt you?  I'm gonna torture you.  *Shows Rakuen a very ugly picture of Necro* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:09, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::NNNOOO!!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! I NEED A SHARP OBJECT!!!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 02:07, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::Um...I have a gun.  *Gives Rakuen a gun*  I'm not sure how good it'll do since I don't have any bullets....but maybe you can bash your own brains out with it... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:34, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::i find that very hurtful....*grabs some lighter fluid and a couple of matches*--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 03:11, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::OMG DON'T DO IT NECRO!!! I know you don't support the war but there's no point in killing yourself!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Where the hell is my army?  Damn Mudkips....They better not be making mud pies again... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:35, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::My army of Anime Fangirls/boys will defeat your mudkips any day, I also have a pet domo-kun! --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 15:52, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Did you even see my [[User:Axe Hack/Plans/Army|army]]? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:55, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::Oh shit.... you even have KH characters, DW characters, '''AND''' Stewie... O.o --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 17:49, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Will you now reconsider declaring war on me? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:54, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Who said I wanted to declare war? I just wanted to.... um.... trade?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 17:59, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Or...you can make a nice little alliance with me.  It won't be that harsh...In my view, at least. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:07, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::I stole the code for your nav bar, hope you don't mind ^^ --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:26, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::Necro stole the code for his user page...You stole the code for the nav bar...What's next? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:28, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::The quiz? =D --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 18:30, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::The quiz is a chain reaction.  I stole it from {{Usr|Bronz93}} while {{Usr|Rosslessness}} stole it from me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:31, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh...So it's Ass Hat now?  Do I really have to declare war? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:49, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
:hey, I haven't gotten my army up and running yet so.... NAY NAY NAY!!! =P --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:18, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
::That's good.  It makes you an easy target. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:43, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
:::... oh shit... um.... I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPZ!?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:50, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
::::{{*}}An army of Mudkips appear beyond the horizon.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:53, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::{{*}}Rakuen runs around in a circle while his pet grue starts to eat a mudkip on a stick*--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:05, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::Don't look up.  *A barrage of snowballs rain down from the sky.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:07, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::{{*}}Rakuen gets pelted by a snowball* SONUVABITCH THAT ONE HAD A ROCK IN IT! --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:10, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::::(Speaking to his units back at Mudkip Army Base)  Commence Codename Fire Sale.  <small>Project Fire Sale commencing, sir.</small>  *In a few minutes, Rakuen's traffic and transportation hubs/systems are disabled, causing traffic jams throughout Rakuen's land.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:06, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Look i brought something special to use against axe hack...--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 02:22, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::{{*}}In a split second, Necro's traffic and transportation hubs/systems are disabled as well.*  Commence Stage 2.  <small>Commencing stage 2, sir!</small> --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 11:14, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Why has my talk page turned into a battle field.... {{*}}Honks at the guy in front of him{{*}} damn traffic <_<--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 15:53, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::I am amazed you haven't notice that all the traffic lights are green...*Looks over at team of hackers.*  Is Stage 2 ready?  <small>Just say the command, sir.</small>  Alright.  Let's go.  *In a few minutes, both Rakuen and Necro's financial sectors and telecommunications are disrupted.  Both of their stock markets begin to crash.*  Alright, team.  Get ready for Stage 3.  After all, the enemy has no money to buy arms now... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:10, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Um.... I think I'm just gonna flee to SA's land.... or maybe canada... no not canada.... I hate canada.... wait what are we talking about?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:31, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Is stage 3 ready?  <small>Ready to roll, sir!</small>  Then get to it!  *In another few minutes, both Necro and Rakuen's water/electricity utilities, nuclear systems, and everything else tied into computers (which is pretty much everything in this age...) are disabled.*  Ha!  Take that!  Now...Just one last thing to do...Is the assault team ready?  <small>Ready when you are, sir!</small>  Alright!  Get me my gear! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:38, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Sh*t!!! {{*}}Sprints over to Necro's land{{*}} If you need me, you can find me in the cave with Osama...--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:44, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::Yea...why you would sprint to Necro's land, you got me.  Didn't you pay attention?  I've declared war on both of you...  *A bunch of helicopters fly over head.  They split up into 2 different directions.  One group is heading to Rakuen's version of Woodlawn while the other group is heading for Necro's version of Woodlawn.*  If there's one thing I know about governments, it's that they always have a backup of their financial data.  And I intend to download it all onto a portable hard drive so I can siphon off billions of dollars for myself.  And with an assault team to defend me, this will be a piece of cake. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:48, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::Yea, I was paying attention, it's just that Necro's land has more hiding spots.... {{*}}Hits the ground after a helicopter flies overhead{{*}} SAVE ME NECRO!!!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:04, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::Well...It's a bad thing for you 'cause I'm on the helecopter heading to Necro's version of Woodlawn.  (Speaks through a radio)  This is your commander speaking.  I want helo 1, 2, and 3 heading thorugh Necro's land to swift course.  And be sure to turn on the helo's thermavisions.  Helo's 4, 5, and 6 continue course to Necro's Woodlawn and download all info to the portable hard drive.  Helo heading through Rakuen's land, remain on course as planned to Rakuen's Woodlawn.  *3 helecopters over Necro's land turns around.  They're thermavisions are turned on.*  <small>Sir!  We're picking up a heat signature coming 2 miles due west.  We believe it's Rakuen!  There's even a heat signature of a bearded man who may be Osama!</small>  Good.  Fire the heat seeker missiles in that direction.  *10 heat seeking missiles are fired.  They all fly towards the heat signature of Rakuen and Osama's hideout.*  <small>Sir!  Impact ETA 5 minutes!</small>  You made sure they're the nuclear heat seekers, right?  <small>They are the nuclear heat seeker missiles we've fired, sir!</small>  Excellent... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:56, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::{{*}}runs around in circles* NECRO!!! <small>I think I need a hug</small>--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:50, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::{{*}}A radio behind Rakuen blares.*  Why don't you hug Osama? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:52, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::::And risk teh AIDZ!? Why the hell do you think the pool was closed for!? --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:59, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::::Better hurry!  You have 10 nuclear heat seeker missiles coming for you.  *Turns to pilot*  How long till impact?  <small>T-minus 2 minutes till impact.</small> --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:01, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
OMG!1!!11!111 its LFODH all over again!1!!1111 uhmm imma escape to my soopah sekrit hideout that no ones and nothingz haz any reckord of--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 02:31, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
:ZOMG CAN I COME!!? AND WTF B LFODH!!!???--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 02:41, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

I think I'm at fault here, I meant WOOT! as a celebration of "Yeah, a cookie", not a demand that WOOT give it to me. punish me however you will--{{User:Rictor_Stilwell/sig}} 04:38, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
:{{*}}Pulls out the whip* Ready for your punishment?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 17:56, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
::ZOMG S&M!!!--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 03:47, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
:::{{*}}The 10 heat seekers hit their target, and WOOT is b lown into space.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::::Live Free or Die Hard. . .OMG WOOT, why didnt you tell me you could fly? oh wait. . .thats not necessarily a good thing is it?--{{User:XXNecromancerxX/sig}} 21:12, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *lands in Axe Hack's Palace* SONUVABITCH THAT HURT!!!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 23:38, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
::::::Bad choice, landing in my palace.  Just look around you.  *An army of 100 Mudkips have been gathered around WOOT.*  Say your prayers, WOOT. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:17, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

==Template==
OH MY GAWD I MADE A TEMPLATE!!! I'M SO PROUD

yes I know it's nothing special, but I'm still proud of myself <_<

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== Thanks :) ==
Even though you voted weak kill on my shotgun suggestion, thank you for doing it in such a kind way :) I appreciated that - honestly I did.  Maybe you could help me learn how to use Talk:Suggestion for when I re-submit, or for one of my other shotgun suggestions? Thanks in advance! -- [[User:Tselita|Tselita]]
:What's this?  I'm not good enough? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:01, 8 June 2008 (BST)

==Spelling==
You spelt College wrong in this [[Template:Nebraska|template]]... --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 16:04, 8 June 2008 (BST)
:{{*}}Raises a brow* hmm... must have missed that.... Thanks...--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 16:44, 8 June 2008 (BST)

==Cleaned house sorta==
Archived a lot of stuff - better? BTW, I started a new character - got her to level 2 so far. When she reaches level 9, I'll put her in a PKer group. (so she has all the necessary skills to be a good PKer):
* Basic Firearms Training (starting with it)
* Diagnosis (level 2)
* Free Running (level 3)
* Pistol Training (level 4)
* Shotgun Training (level 5)
* Hand to Hand Combat (level 6)
* Advanced Pistol Training (level 7)
* Axe Proficiency (level 8)
* Advanced Shotgun Training (level 9)

btw... level 10 and level 11 will be Lurching Gait and Ankle Grab.
--[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 00:47, 13 June 2008 (BST)




 Still on the fence between Red Rum and Philosophe Knights. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 00:47, 13 June 2008 (BST)
:Heck...I was deciding between those 2 groups when [[ASS]] disbanded.  In the end, I just went solo. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:58, 13 June 2008 (BST) BTW...it's best to leave just 200XP on you when you die.  That way, you can stand and then buy the skills so you won't need to do it in the future. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:59, 13 June 2008 (BST)
::Well on one hand, Red Rum PK with a lot of flair.  On the other hand, I've heard a lot of good things about Philosophe Knights from people who I take at their word.  I wouldn't be a solo PKer. The only reason I'd do it would be as part of a group - so I can get some insight into how PKers are. I did that on Asheron's Call and wound up in one of the best PK groups (until they mostly went to World of Warcraft). It's more fun to be in a group. And yeah, that's what I was planning on doing :) --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 01:05, 13 June 2008 (BST)
:::Red Rum is good, but there are some locations they never even went to.  They only attack the high-profile location.  The Knights are nearly the same.  So if you want to take down some low-profile building, you should run solo. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 13 June 2008 (BST)