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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Abbreviation:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex"|ASS?
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Group&nbsp;Numbers:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex"|17! Otherwise known as everyone.
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Leadership:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex"|You can't lead stupidity!
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Goals:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex"|Lighten the mood on the wiki. People are too tense here.
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Recruitment Policy:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex"|Spammers and bored people. To join, just start adding on to this page, or the talk page.
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Contact:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex"|[[Talk:Assylum|Talk page]]!
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==The what in the what now?==
What is this broken page you ask? It's a collection of spam resulting from [[Clothes/Suggestions]] and various other [[suggestions]] that have migrated through their discussions pages, then to 73's and now here.

====Contributers====
''In no particular order:''
*[[User:Axe Hack|Axe Hack]]
*[[User:Lachryma|Lach]]
*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|A stinky Gnome]]
*[[User:Seventythree|Impulsive guy who think's he's smarter than he realy is]]
*[[User:Pavluk|General Pavluk]]
*[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]
*[[User:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">The self appointed slave</span>]]
*[[User:Someguy5031|Someguy5031]]
*[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]]
*[[User:Dux Ducis|Dux Ducis]] (Even sysops)
*[[User:Vista|Vista the feth squasher]] (Yes you)
*[[User:EMAG TRESNI|EMAG TRESNI]]
*[[User:Karek|Karek]] 
*[[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]]
*[[User:Uncle Bill|Uncle Bill]]
*[[User:Saromu|First Level Initiate]]
*[[User:Morgan Blair|ReCcent ChaaGnes SpAmmER!]]
*[[User:Pedentic|Some guy who misspelled his name]]

==Random Feth==
#Discussion moved from [[Talk:Clothes/Suggestions#Random_Feth]]
#: Lachryma, is it wrong to be in love with someone who's just a fictional character on the wiki? --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 03:25, 23 June 2007 (BST)
#:: That depends on who it is.  If it's not me, then yes, it is wrong. ;)--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 19:48, 23 June 2007 (BST)
#::: Is it wrong to make fun of you for being blonde though?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:58, 23 June 2007 (BST)
#:::: IT's wrong to make fun of '''anyone''' for being blonde... grr.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:58, 23 June 2007(BST)
#::::: Thanks for the defense, but I got it.  Angel is just a fool.  And it's 'Grrr!' not 'grr.'--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 00:42, 24 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::Realy? i thought grr was mor of a low menacing noise myself... Grr just strikes me as too confrontational. --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:52, 24 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::No its definitely Grrr. You don't want to come across as wimpy. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:15, 24 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::: Exactly, grr is akin to tsk, or bah in my book. Very unscary. --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 23:32, 24 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::: True, but Iw asn't realy going for scary, mostly I was going for tsk, but maybe something in between...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:47, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::: If you're not gonna growl at someone, don't say 'Grrr'.  And I'm surprised no one has shoved all this to the talk page yet...--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 07:49, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::: Then it is clearly our duty to continue this as long as possible till it does, surely?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:04, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::: bla bla bla Blondes bla bla bla --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 12:54, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::And, Coming up to the winning position, it's Duke Garland with the last comment! Can anyone else add another comment to this already-overladen comment chain before a moderator notices it and has a go at us for pissing around? Only time will tell....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:49, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::Ulysses Black never said what wiki character he was in love with...probably [[Gargon]], damn him...--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 19:07, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::: Just realised, I haven't actualy voted for this suggestion yet....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:09, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::: Hey, who i'm in love with is a matter for myself, but god damn that's one sexy lobster... Shame it's not a Russian lobster *sigh* --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 20:09, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::I wonder how indented this chatter will get. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:30, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::As long as possible! Before someone sensible moves it I guess, till then, who knows?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:01, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::Then we must continue. I will use my super powers to prevent this from being moved or deleted. *makes a humming noise, fingers raised* we're safe now from hostile edits. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:13, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::So...anyone shoot any ducks lately?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:16, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::: Strangely, No. To be honest I quite like ducks, plus I don't own a gun, and Im a bit rusty with a bow. Anyone set fire to a rubbish bin recently?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:20, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::I shot a squirrel with an Airsoft gun once... I missed. :( --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:22, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::: Nope, no burning stuff. And it's been a while since Kevan introduced some new clothes...why?!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:24, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::: I shot a deoderant can with an air-rifle. It kinda jumped 2 foot in the air, landed and went whizzing round like a catherine wheel. Nothing living is that funny when you shoot it.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:26, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::You messed up my edit, 73. Yeah 73, not Seventythree. I'm soo cool. Yar. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:29, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::Noooo! Don't make me feel the pain of shortening my name! (hang on, why didn't I call myself 73, not seventythree? God I'm dumb)--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:31, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Beep beep* ''Auto Protection System activated. Beginning revert... ERROR: Auto protection System is too lazy.'' - Stupid sytem...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:40, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Is there any point replying anymore when clearly nobody will be able to read my by now near vertical response? --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 23:41, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Why? We nearly had the damn thing trailing along a whole page! Damn you, mysterious writing-on-page-mover-person!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:43, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 24 inches. HA! I can still read perfectly. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:44, 25 June 2007 (BST) EDIT: Way to bump my edit again ''73''!
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yes, I'm very mysterious.  That's I'm moving this conversation to the left now.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:46, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::: It was you??? Why, god, why? Oh, and how am I messing up your comment target Zombie?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:47, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::You keep editing while I'm editing, then when I click "save page" I get an error. I gotta push the back button and copy my edit then. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:51, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh, sorry then. Hey, Maybe we should all get together and design an item of amazing clothing or something... I dunno, maybe a hat that lets you jump over bulidings, or use pigeons as mobile phones or something.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:53, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::A pogo stick hat! Brilliant, but not really. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:57, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh, but it would be! If you fell over, and landed on your head, you'd bonce right back up again! Or the force would drive a metal spring through your skull.... Ok, maybe not that great. Damn! Back to the drawing board.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:59, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::Well, it doesn't need to be a hat... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:11, 26 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::: Nah. Now you're just being silly.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:14, 26 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::Rocket launcher hat? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:16, 26 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::Rocket launcher shoes? feet been torn off with recoil is better that head-off --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 09:11, 29 June 2007 (BST)
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"Everyone above this line is now classed as insane. Doctor, please take them away... and be gentle. The same goes for those below." --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 01:15, 26 June 2007 (BST)

And wtf is with the Hashes instead of just colons ^^??? --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 04:07, 26 June 2007 (BST)
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:Haha! I deleted that line, now your insane! Muwhahaha! I am so devious. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:22, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::What's that supposed to mean?  Huh?  Huh?!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 01:10, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::Note to future readers of this: The above comment was directed at Dux, not that other guy.  Also, if you're from the future, please don't blame us for that whole global warming thing.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 02:26, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::And just to think, it was my unrequited love for Lachryma that kickstared all this insanity... --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 03:21, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::You could've gone straight to my talk page, weirdo.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 03:24, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::Ulysses Black is a chicken! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:39, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::: Is he... I always suspeced as much. Ulysses, I'm afraid that you are achicken. now, please report to the place where they study chickens who can type, we're gonna get an infinate amount of you typing chickens, give you all a typewriter and stick you in a room for an infinate amount of time. Just to see what you come up with realy. Prepare the chicken-capturing hat!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 08:33, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::: BWAAAAKKKKKK!!! --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 09:49, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::: Somebody stop that chicken! He is betraying science!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 10:05, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: [[Humorous_Suggestions#Uber_hat|Hatness!!]] Vote now for a great hat.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 10:30, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::: Seventythree...you still haven't voted... >_> --[[User:EMAG TRESNI|EMAG TRESNI]] 18:25, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::: Voted for what? Huh? Oh, right, the nurses gown... Well, Ok then, it gets a keep from me. Don't let that bloody chicken vote though. He's on the run...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:09, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::Huh? *munch munch*. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:14, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::: Oh, target zombie, please tell me you have'nt eaten the chicken!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:31, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::Just the leg. And the other leg. And the wings, both. And the head, but I spat it out and reattached it. I'm a doctor, it'll be fine. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:04, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::: How many times! You '''ate''' a doctor!. Sheesh, there is a difference you know....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:08, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::But I work at hospital! See? *chops off 73's arm* now watch me sew it back on! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:12, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Attempts to resurrect spam* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:58, 27 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::: Beep!-------------/\/\/\/------- Spam ressurected--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:00, 28 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>gains 20 xp* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:02, 28 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::: Loses life due to eating defribulator.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:04, 28 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Doesn't know what to type.*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:06, 28 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>is surprised to see this still updated* --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 09:08, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::: It's an experiment, Mr Garland. We're seeing exactly how far this thread can continue before a system Mod notices, and either deletes it, or votse it historical. Glad to see you're on board!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 09:48, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::73, you spelled "defibrillator" wrong again. ''':P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 09:51, 29 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::I wasn't paying it much attention, however i'm ''still'' onboard, i've joined in the first wave already. By the way, why don't we finish that wave, i mean run colons back to zero and start swinging back again?.. --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 17:35, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::CHARGE FORTH! BRING DOWN THE COLONS TO ZERO!!! YAAAAAAAARRRR!!! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:45, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I'm realy surprised that no-one has deleted this. Maybe they think that If we're kept occupied then us 'special' people won't bug anyone else.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:00, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yay I'm special Do I get a medal? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:01, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Only if I get one too.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 03:10, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::MOAR EDITS! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 05:58, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yes, everyone gets a medal. They're made out of cabbage and woodglue at the moment.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 10:11, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'm just waiting to put more lines in here eventually. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 14:05, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Lines and lines and lines and lines and lines! What do they mean?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 15:01, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Their meaning is buried beneath a colonnade in a temple of ancient god udwiki --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 17:52, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh great, another aincient temple.... Cant move for them.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 17:55, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I shall do it! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::No TZ, its too dangerous! --[[User:I'mmakingthisupsillybum|Lizzzzy]]
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Bah! I have braved the deeps of Fargodepth mine! I can take this pittle temple! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::But theres level 4 goblins in there! Their too much I tell ya! --[[User:I'mmakingthisupsillybum|Lizzzzy]]
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Ah-ha! But I'm level 5, which means I can take a level 4 goblin easily! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::What if theres more than one, though? --[[User:I'mmakingthisupsillybum|Lizzzzy]]
::::::::::::::::::::::::::Well then..... I'll........ WUT DO I DO? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::Swing the axe back a bit and back into action --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 19:40, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::Grab a rat-flail. They own every thing.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 09:50, 1 July 2007 (BST)
<center><B>The joke is up. You guys wanted to know how long it would take for somebody to step in. You found out. Now go break another page before I'll go all sysop on your asses.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 14:21, 1 July 2007 (BST)</B></center>
Well, Looks like you won, Mr Suicidal Angel. Congratulations! You receive a medal.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 17:29, 1 July 2007 (BST)
:I wanted a medal... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:23, 1 July 2007 (BST)
:: Oh, ok then. Everybody gets a medal! Do you want one too, Vista? --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:12, 1 July 2007 (BST)
:::No.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 07:59, 2 July 2007 (BST)
::::Ha-ha. 73, Vista totally <s>pwned</s> sysoped your talk page. --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 08:01, 2 July 2007 (BST)
::::: Nooooo! Crap. How come it's me that got it?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 08:56, 2 July 2007 (BST)
::::::Because you were just asking for it. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 09:03, 2 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::Haha, now your going to get spammed with messages. Also this has been moved 2 times. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:30, 2 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::Wait a sec, Dux is a psyop!  How come he didn't get all mad and move stuffs around?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:54, 2 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::He called you all insane.  I think that's close enough. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:03, 2 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: We're not insane, we're differently normal. We're special, we are... How the hell do I get this off my talkpage anyway? --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:39, 2 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::This page is on my watchlist. ;) --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:27, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::That's just creepy!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 04:44, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::: I get jittery if i'm watched, I do... --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:49, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::I would be honored if it was put on my page. Just throw it on the bottom, and feel free to "accidentally delete" Bruce's spam. ''':)'''--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 08:49, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::i watch this page too. --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 09:10, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::: Is everyone watching me then? Time to break out the tinfoil helmets, I feel.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 13:22, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::I'm still watching. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:17, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::<mutters insanely to self> Chickens, chickens, always watching me.... godamnnn chickens--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:37, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::Wimp. Scared of chickens, eh? You chicken. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:47, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::Are they the chickens from the Legend of Zelda SNES, if so, I'd be scared too. Those things were vicious bastards.*Shudders*.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 17:39, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Say, Seventythree, would you be interested in purchasing some high quality, thick tinfoil hats?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 19:02, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::Don't mind the little electronic gizmo taped to the inside of the hat when you put it on. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:32, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::: Yes, I think Ill take one of your tinfoil hats, thankyou. Very good of you. I'll need to line my house with lead too. It stops them seeing you... The chickens.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:53, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::Why would you get a tinfoil hat? Mythril works 50% better.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:35, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh, Mr suicidal angel... Didn't you know? Chickens are deathly afraid of tinfoil.....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:37, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::So thats why they never stop harrasing me. I should make a Mythril/Tinfoil/Plutonium hat. That'd keep them away for sure!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:40, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Dangerous, but It could work.... We'd have to get some chickens to test it on...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:42, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::We could use the chicken catching hat. Or just find Ulysses.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:45, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I'll go ask him... Sneaky chicken ran away last time though....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:46, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Ask? Dude, he's a chicken. He won't care.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:48, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: those bastard chickens have no respect for science!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:50, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::So, you're saying that chickens have no fathers? Thats a low blow man. In other news, the hat doesn't work. On a good note though, I have developed telekinetic powers.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:52, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: As much as I would like to continue random scientific testing on chickens, I need sleep. No doubt when I next check in this page will have grown an extra foot.!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:53, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'll need your address and Social Security number to deliver your tin foil hats.  Ignore Angel's claims of nonworking hats.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 00:55, 4 July 2007 (BST)
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:::::::::::::::::::::::Good... night.... then. Mommy I can read! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:59, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::Well done Target Zombie! SOmebody's gonna be getting a medal, I feel! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:47, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Don't get your hopes up Target. I still haven't gotten my medal yet. :)--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 07:53, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::ME WAN MEDAL NAOW! Isn't it nice how I contribute to the wiki? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:45, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::: It's the way that your reasoned, Intelligent arguments shine through...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:48, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::Yep, and our wiki is just ''filled'' with intelligent arguments.''':P'''--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:10, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::Am I being made fun of here? I don't like the looks of that stick-out-tongue smiley face. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:14, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Don't feel singeled out, I'm making fun of ''everybody''.''':)'''--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:17, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>shakes fist* I've officially messed up my comp and I now have a horizontal scroll bar. Lets take a guess at what 73's talk page will look like by the end of the week. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:25, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Completely and utterly screwed?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:41, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::You smart! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:49, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Do I get a medal for breaking this page too?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:50, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::You totally should. 73! Medal! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:53, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Edit conflicted on my own page! Sigh. Hey... Suicidal Angel... Double-dare you to copy all this onto Bruce Torbain's Talkpage! Twice! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:54, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Geben Sie mir meine Medaille jetzt!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:56, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: In english?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:57, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I guess the meaning is: want medal now. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:58, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Well, whoever of you copies and pastes this conversation to Bruce tourban's Talkpage gets an extra-shiney medal. Made with extra cabbage!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:00, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::On it. I'll leave a copy here too, just for the fun of it :).--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:02, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: hehehe! I'm working on your medal as we speak!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:04, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Well, I only put it once. When he deltes it all, I'll repaste it twice. Man, he's going to be soooo Pissed. Ha ha ha.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:06, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::W00t! Too bad it's not a template. Oh well, I can make one later. Thank you kind sir.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:13, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: i'm glad you like it! I can't remeber whether Vista wanted one or not...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:14, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::It was a no, if I recall, but you should add one anyway. Thanks for the medal! I like looking at it. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:16, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yes, 'tis shiny isn't it?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:18, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Quite impressive too, Seing as I know practicaly nothing about codes, or editing, or whatever people call it...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:20, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Gah! I missed a line!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:22, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: You did? Poor line. What happened to him?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:27, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::He has fallen in combat. Oh [[User:Kevan|Lord]] let his poor,restless little soul lie in peace and happiness.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:31, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: He died, as he lived. Lying down... and kind of staright and 2 dimensional... a line, but a god among lines.... let us mark a minuites silence for his passing.... (should I give Lachrymara a medal, by the way? And Duke Garland? They did contribute...)--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:35, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Go ahead, it has to be different though. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:37, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yeah, ours has to be unique. Give everybody a medal that participated in this little "discussion". Later, I gotta go get ready for the 4th of July party I'm going to.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:39, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh, yeah, you're American, Aren't you? Have fun with the fireworks.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:40, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::73...I do believe it's time you end this and archive this page or delete it before it gets too long to scroll and stuff.  You can create an archive like so: [[User:Seventythree/Archive]].  I would suggest you to do one of that...before a mod comes along and...I don't know....take you all to Arby's? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:35, 5 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I don't like this "Arby's". --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:49, 5 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I thought you wouldn't like the [[A/A|Arby's]] here. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:10, 5 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::That Arby's sounds better. I've never been to the food Arby, anyway. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:32, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Why would anyone take them to Arbitration?  It's his fething talk page.  Also, I want a medal.  Or a rat.  Or both, whatever.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 00:37, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:: Eh? Why would I get into trouble for my page being too long??? Oh, Lachryma, Made you a medal!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 14:24, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:::Your retard hat appears to have made the top 10 humorous suggestions, stopping at +7 for the momment. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:07, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:::: It's in humerous? I thought that i put it as a serious suggestion... Oh noes....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:46, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:::::This page is probably the longest yet...Can we please end this?  Go break another page if you must...here's a few money trees to convince you...feed it to your rats if you must...
{{Money Tree}}
{{Money Tree}}
{{Money Tree}}
{{Money Tree}}
{{Money Tree}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:18, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:Hmm I dono... its just starting to get epic though... I'll take that money tree though. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:03, 6 July 2007 (BST)
::Psh, this page is barely 45 kb...My third talk page archive is bigger then that.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 22:54, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:::I like my page... I do hope nobody deletes it.... Oh, Mr Axehack, is there some form of template libary you can get those from?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 11:38, 7 July 2007 (BST)
::::[[Category:Templates]] --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 11:48, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::BROTHERS! BAND WITH ME IN THE FIGHT TO KEEP THIS THING ALIVE! And Dux gave you the link. You could also just click edit and find the template coding by hand.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:51, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::: We will never surrender this conversation! (hang on, has a mod actualy said anyhting about us moving it yet?) Oh, Suicidal angel, have you got a reply from Bruce yet?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 11:59, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::Just abbreviate my name to SA, it saves time. Anyway, sadly enough, no. I think we scared him away. Oh well, at least I won't have to deal with his yelling, horrible spelling and crappy grammar.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 12:05, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::: I'm not usualy that bothered with spelling and grammar, as long as I can read it, you know? But there is a limit.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:04, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::OK....5 Money Trees weren't enough...Um...
{{Money Soap}}
A bar of soap with money inside, perhaps?  If that's still not enough....lets see what other money things I've got... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:28, 8 July 2007 (BST)
:How about actual money. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:48, 8 July 2007 (BST)
::Pick it from the money tree. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:06, 8 July 2007 (BST)
:::But the money tree is pixels, I can't grab any. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:25, 8 July 2007 (BST)
::::Duh, grab the pixels and put them back together in photdhop or something. Then print.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 23:30, 8 July 2007 (BST)
:::::S.A! Are you encouraging poor target zombie to commit fraud again?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 06:58, 9 July 2007 (BST)
::::::Maaayyyybbbbeeee. ^_^.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 07:04, 9 July 2007 (BST)
::::::: You know he doesn't like police stations! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:15, 9 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::Well, we got to get him over that fear sooner or later, right?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 07:18, 9 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::: No, cos he just gets bitey when he gets scared.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:20, 9 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: [http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/voices.jpg I hungry.] [http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/eats-ur-fambly.jpg Yum.]
Heh! Cool cats man!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:40, 10 July 2007 (BST)
:My personal favorite. [http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/sad-cat.jpg Cookie] --[[User:Leonidas|Leonidas]] 17:19, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::[http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/emo.jpg It's ok, Leonidas].  ...  I think I'm going to start putting these up on my user page.   --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:36, 10 July 2007 (BST)
:::Can't. That would mean you are copying off of [[User:Broken_dreams|Broken Dreams]].''':P'''--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:58, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::::Huh? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:09, 10 July 2007 (BST)
:::::Whoops, looks like the d in dreams isn't capatalized. Fixed now.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:32, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::::::Your kidding me... looks like I have some killing to do today. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:40, 10 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::You can't kill him. He's one of our group members and it would make all of Ghetto Cow sad. And probably make Lachryma angry, therefore screwing your life over with scenarios of BD&SM related things. Trust me. Bad idea.''':)'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:53, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::What about a coma? Not technically dead. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:34, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::: Cool cat pictures!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:17, 11 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Oooh ,NOOOzze They be stealing my [http://lolcats2.com/curseyouvillain.html caterday] pictures!! --<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 00:55, 12 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::: Oh, now that's just goddamn genius... Ok, new competition, whoever posts a link to the funniest cat picture, wins another shiney shiney medal....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:57, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Well, as long as he can still move, fire a gun, FAK people, and revive, do what ever you want.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:57, 12 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::Whatever I want, eh? Anywho - [http://fgsfds.org/imgs/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2298&g2_serialNumber=2 hehe] --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:07, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::: Did I mention the shineyness of the medal? I had no Idea that there where so many funny cat pictures on the web. I have a pet cat... Hmmm...... --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:11, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::[http://lolcats2.com/sawwhatyoudid.html You be trying to steal my medals]--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:17, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::: Well, Vista has made some great efforts, and Target Zombie is bringing out the big guns with the Spoon! picture... This is going to be one for the judges i feel.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:23, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::Terrible, not funny Vista :P. Dis [http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270907183_da0062e9d7.jpg funny]. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:09, 12 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::[http://lolcats2.com/trash.html Dat not funny] try better next time.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 09:50, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::: Keep em coming boys.... I'm sure we will have a winner soon. I'm surprised SA hasn't joined in this latest insanity--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:38, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::I don't like cats.[http://www.blastwavecomic.com/images/wallpaper/spoon1280.jpg Will this work?]--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 12:41, 12 July 2007 (BST)
::::::[http://fgsfds.org/imgs/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2429&g2_serialNumber=1 I is tireded]. I require a cookie, please.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:11, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:: So far, Target zombie is winning, just because the last picture! But it's (excuse the pun) only by a whisker... C'mon Vista, let's see what you can do...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 09:23, 13 July 2007 (BST) 
::: I'm behind? That will not stand! [http://lolcats2.com/for_justice.html FOR JUSTICE!] --<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small>
::::Hahaha!! Well, whoever wins, you're both getting a medal of some desciption, I never knew cats where so damn funny!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 09:39, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::[http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e24/cashworth/Funny%20Animal/PsychoCat.jpg This] is whats going through my mind because of this contest.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 09:56, 13 July 2007 (BST)
::::::You know? I honestly think we drove off Brucey Boy. Oh, and [http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/3746/catvsdogqy8.jpg this] is whats going to happen soon.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 10:18, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::We drove him off completely? I feel kinda bad... Cool nija cat, BTW.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 11:46, 13 July 2007 (BST)
::::::After a nice [http://lolcats2.com/whoami.html victory party], I'd hereby like to thank 73 for creating such a wonderful medal that celebrates my superiour lolcat-fu. I will treasure it always, and look at it daily. or at least until I archive my [http://lolcats2.com/soon.html talkpage.] I want to make a special mention to the competition we drove me to such great hights. And I have only one special word for [http://lolcats2.com/fail.html them.] [http://lolcats2.com/ZombieKitty.html Brainzzz]--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 18:17, 13 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::[http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/stoned.jpg I lost]? Vista you better have not bribed 73. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:54, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::[http://i16.tinypic.com/478u72a.png Because this one never fails]. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:57, 13 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::I think he deserved to be driven off, seeing as he constantly talked in caps, used leet-speak too much, and used abbreviations constantly. Honestly, it is '''never''' okay to use ROFL 3 times in the same sentance.''' Never'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:09, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Hey, I think I know [[User_talk:Bruce_Torbaron#Alt|why]] Bruce left.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 23:12, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::I don't get it... Why did he leave?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 13:58, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::He went around saying that Bruce was an alt of his main for awhile then , by what the link shows, he was semi-busted, so he abandoned it before he could get banned.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 14:01, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::: Is it illegal to have more than one account? Whoops... I have another account, but I never, ever use it to vote, suggest or do anything exept create and edit my group's page. Is that ok? If it's not, I guess I could delete it or something...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 14:05, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::I honestly can't remeber right now. I have 4 or 5 different wiki rules I have to remember, and it gets pretty confusing. If you don't use it for anything other than group editing, then just be hush-hush about it, and you won't have to worry. I don't see why you just wouldn't use your main,but whatever. You kids confuse me nowadays. Even though you're probably older than me.''':)'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 14:10, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::: Fair enougth then. I just made it so other memebrs of my group could leave me messages on it without it getting damn confusing. And, I confuse '''Everyone''' all the time, for some reason.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 14:13, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::I see no harm there then. Of course, I'm not a sysops though. And have you thought of archiving your page and recreating random feth, that way we don't have to scroll so much?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 14:16, 14 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Hey, at least you didn't have to deal with fools posting 60 or so times in less than 45 minutes, and all of the edits being done for the sole purpose of harrasing some guy named Finis Valorum. And boxy is now on the asshat's hit list for "for defending Finis, being a bad moderator. and being a terrible person". Honestly, I think they deserved the fluffy pink banhammer from the start. All the edits they made were completely bad faith, poorly written, and completely annoying.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 14:30, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::: What have they got againgst Boxy, He's alright... A little cinservative when it comes to new ideas on suggestions, I guess, but that's hardly a thought given some of the absolute crap that's come out recently.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:01, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::Looky lokky.  He took my archiving advice....now I would like those money trees back now.  I...uh....owe them to someone else... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:45, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Bull shat. I told him to archive it and he listened to me. Don't make my pacifistic ass kick your ass!''':P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 17:49, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: I heard something about nothing so i decided to come here.--[[User:Someguy5031|Someguy5031]] 18:05, 16 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::I told him first....just scroll all the way to the right and up....you should find it eventually... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:09, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Yes you told him first, but he listened to me. :P--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:10, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: I didn't listen to anyone. I only decided to archive it after it took me half an hour to load the page!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:16, 16 July 2007 (BST)
{{Money Tree}}
Here's a money tree.  Now say you listened to me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:24, 16 July 2007 (BST)

{| style="margin: 0 2em 0 2em;border:solid black 2px;"  width=500 align="center"
|-
| rowspan=2 | [[Image:gold_in_basket.jpg|75px]] || style="background: #E7DB76" align="center" | '''Gold in the Basket Supporter'''
|-
| align="center" style="font-size: 90%;" | S.A. has put gold in ze bazket. Now please say you listened to me.''':P'''.
|}
--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:30, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:Money trees are better then gold...as noted [[User:Axe_Hack/Archive#Better_than_gold|here]]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:33, 16 July 2007 (BST) But just in case...
[[Image:Diamonds.JPG‎]] --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:35, 16 July 2007 (BST)


[[Image:Diamonds.JPG‎]]
[[Image:gold_in_basket.jpg|75px]]
{{Money Tree}}
{{flagbox|Purple|Ratflail.gif|Rat-Flail|This user thinks that [[Ghetto Cow]] rules.}}
{{flagbox|black|Zergling_v2_attack_693.gif‎ |The zergling|This user fully supports the Swarm.}}

HA! I have given him more stuff, now he has to listen to me. And I gave him one that moves.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:40, 16 July 2007 (BST)

Hmmm, I'm afraid that another competition has started, with, yes another medal up for grabs... Whoever can put the most impressive template on my page '''while also relating it to the conversation!''' gets another one of seventythree's shiney shiney medals.... oh and Someguy5031, feel free to join in.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:55, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:Where did I put that platinum picture?  Oh wait...it looks like Gold Blade never uploaded one...Oh well...SA...I'm afraid I'll have to call HS for your money fraud...each money trees and diamonds coming out of my bank account!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:54, 17 July 2007 (BST)
::You people are weird. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:38, 17 July 2007 (BST)
{{flagbox|Purple|Bullshit6gf.jpg‎|BULLSHIT!|If we're weird, than your just plain fucked up!''':)'''.}}--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:25, 17 July 2007 (BST)
:::Crap I'm bad with templates. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:19, 17 July 2007 (BST)
::::Then that means I win.''' :P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:21, 17 July 2007 (BST)
:::::BABABA! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:01, 19 July 2007 (BST)
::::::Ha ha. *in taunting voice* Thats still not a template! ''':P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 05:23, 22 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::Here lies Random Feth.  It was a good feth, random and spontaneous. I have little to say, other than hopefully it shall be revived one day. Care to continue someone? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:46, 25 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::My, what good times it was. I'll miss the bugger, was always messing up my talk page though...--[[Example page|Srvendytree]]
:::::::::It was moved 3 times...--<font face="Impact">[[Example page|{{c|HotPink|Lurchryman}}]]</font>
::::::::::No, no no  no no!--<font size=2><font face="Pristina">[[Example page|<span style="color: DarkMagenta">Selbpoooperdoo Engel</span>]]</font>
:::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>sniffle* You shall be remembered, '''RANDOM FETH!''' --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:46, 25 July 2007 (BST) ... woops did I just mess up the nav on this page a bit?

Random feth is not dead! I've just been down with some sort of flu for the last few days is all..... What next?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:18, 25 July 2007 (BST)
:Naw your right, I just wanted to fiddle with signatures and stuff... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:42, 25 July 2007 (BST)
::I like the way you got the englishness of my comments across in the one you made of me.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:03, 25 July 2007 (BST)
:::I is a total feth head! Look at my and mine porr grammer a spelin capbylytes!--[[Example page|<font face=Skia>Target Zoπbie]]  <sup> [[Example page|TM]]</sup> </font face>
::::RANDOM FETH EDIT WAR!!! BYAW!! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:59, 27 July 2007 (BST)
::::::BLARGH!!!!!!!!!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:32, 27 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::I totally owned this contest. What now, gnome boy? What now? ''';)'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:37, 27 July 2007 (BST)
Dude, Don't annoy Target zombie, you know how he gets.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:45, 27 July 2007 (BST)
:............ hehehe ............--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:24, 27 July 2007 (BST)
::You didn't win shit.
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So...who gave 73 the must stuff now?  And by the looks of it...he deserves a cookie as well.
{{Cookie|Axe Hack|Seventythree|free}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:39, 27 July 2007 (BST)
:That isn't the current contest. The contest is to see who can make the coolest template, while having it relate to the discussion. So, 
{| style="margin: 0 2em 0 2em;border:solid #CC0000 2px;"  width=500 
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| align="center" style="font-size: 95%;" width="400px" | You got Served! Bitch!
|}
:''':)'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 23:46, 27 July 2007 (BST)

:::: Well, while SA has a point, I do like cookies.... --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 09:10, 28 July 2007 (BST)
::::DOH! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:47, 28 July 2007 (BST)
::::To compensate for my d'oh:
{{Homer}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:39, 28 July 2007 (BST)
{| style="background-color: black; border: solid #8b0000 3px; width: 500px"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:Kitten_Huff.jpg]]||style="background-color: black; color: #DC143C; font-size: 90%; text-align: center"|'''Heh...[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing <span style="color:Maroon">Kitten Huffing...</span>]'''
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|style="color: Indigo; font-size: 90%; text-align: center"|'''Axe Hack needs to lay off the kittens. It's fucking up his ability to read! :)'''
|} {{Unsigned|Suicidalangel}}
:And SA needs to remember to sign his posts.  And be quiet about the kittens.  If my cousin here in Taiwan hears about this, I won't be allowed to fool around with her cat... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:40, 3 August 2007 (BST)
::Eh, sorry 'bout that. I've been working on a program, and at the moment, it just seems to screw around with my browser. Right now, half the basic functions in  firefox aren't working because of it, and I'll be damned if I go back to IE because of a temporary problem like this. Again, sorry. It's been happening everywhere.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:23, 4 August 2007 (BST)
:::IE?  Why don't you upgrade to the latest one?  It seems to have some Firefox like things on it now...If not...get another computer...one for work, one for play. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 12:52, 4 August 2007 (BST)
::::I just don't like IE anymore. Way too many security holes. And I just don't have the finacial stability to afford another computer. Not one that I'd like anyway.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 12:58, 4 August 2007 (BST)
:::::Need money?  Grab either any of the money trees or diamonds or gold above...except I believe I wish to be paid back with an extra 5%... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:32, 4 August 2007 (BST)
:::::::Heh.   
CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!

VILLAGER #1:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?

CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!

BEDEVERE:
How do you know she is a witch?

VILLAGER #2:
She looks like one.

CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!

BEDEVERE:
Bring her forward.

WITCH:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

BEDEVERE:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.

WITCH:
They dressed me up like this.

CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...

WITCH:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.

BEDEVERE:
Well?

VILLAGER #1:
Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE:
The nose?

VILLAGER #1:
And the hat, but she is a witch!

VILLAGER #2:
Yeah!

CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!

BEDEVERE:
Did you dress her up like this?

VILLAGER #1:
No!

VILLAGER #2 and 3:
No. No.

VILLAGER #2:
No.

VILLAGER #1:
No.

VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
No.

VILLAGER #1:
Yes.

VILLAGER #2:
Yes.

VILLAGER #1:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.

VILLAGER #3:
A bit.

VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
A bit.

VILLAGER #3:
A bit.

VILLAGER #1:
She has got a wart.

RANDOM:
[cough]

BEDEVERE:
What makes you think she is a witch?

VILLAGER #3:
Well, she turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE:
A newt?

VILLAGER #3:
I got better.

VILLAGER #2:
Burn her anyway!

VILLAGER #1:
Burn!

CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...

BEDEVERE:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

VILLAGER #1:
Are there?

VILLAGER #2:
Ah?

VILLAGER #1:
What are they?

CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...

BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2:
Burn!

VILLAGER #1:
Burn!

CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...

BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1:
More witches!

VILLAGER #3:
Shh!

VILLAGER #2:
Wood!

BEDEVERE:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]

VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?

BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.

CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.

BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.

RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...

BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1:
No. No.

VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!

CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!

BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1:
Bread!

VILLAGER #2:
Apples!

VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1:
Cider!

VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!

VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!

VILLAGER #2:
Mud!

VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!

VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!

ARTHUR:
A duck!

CROWD:
Oooh.

BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...

VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE:
And therefore?

VILLAGER #2:
A witch!

VILLAGER #1:
A witch!

CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...

--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:00, 5 August 2007 (BST)
:No template, and doesn't realte to the conversation. Fail.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:03, 5 August 2007 (BST)
::Extra fail!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:08, 5 August 2007 (BST)
:::Moar Fail!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:32, 5 August 2007 (BST)
::::Mega Fail! Okay, I'm done today...--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:32, 5 August 2007 (BST)
:::::Shoo then! Mr. Undo every edit! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:46, 5 August 2007 (BST)
::::::What are we doing again? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:34, 5 August 2007 (BST)

== Tinfoil Hat ==
Sourced from [[Clothes/Suggestions#Tinfoil_Hat| the Tinfoil Hat suggestion]]. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 11:04, 11 September 2007 (BST)
#:Yup. We're watching you, buddy.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:34, 6 September 2007 (BST)
#::''*Hides crack pipe, formats hard drive, adds more tin foil to hat*'' --[[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 23:45, 6 September 2007 (BST)
#::: Stay where you are. We will be round to collect you shortly. And put down that chicken!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:48, 6 September 2007 (BST)
#::::Psst!  Pavluk!  There's a secret tunnel behind that building behind you! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:26, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::We know. We built it and we are here to shut down your Illegal chicken-smuggling operation. Seriously, how long did you think you could get away with trying to pass off live chickens as human kidneys on the black market?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:30, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::You don't know anything.  I just dug that tunnel!  And who said anything about chicken kidneys?  We were making em sniff cocaine!  Opps...shouldn't have said that... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:16, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::What a waste. Chickens are incapable of getting high. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:09, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Funny, I used to think as well...Thanks for the tunnel, Axe - that was close! ==[[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 19:34, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Alright, Target...You got me.  I was forcing the chickens to do kitten huffing. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:40, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::You are a bad, bad person! Officer! Arrest that man!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:53, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::AH!  Um...(*Throws smoke pellets*) Um...why am I still here? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 03:31, 9 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::Let's end it there. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 03:58, 9 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::No, let's end it here! We're still watching you, by the way Pavluk.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:09, 9 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::Sorry, Dux, you can't legally ban me so I shall persist until the end of my attention span lets me. But don't worry, theres no way in hell something like this can form into another Random Feth. I mean come on, we're talking about ''chickens!''--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:41, 9 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::Plus, It's not random feth, Chicken smuggling is a serious problem. Did you know, over 10,000 people where victims of chicken smuggling related crimes last year? Remember kids, if someone offers you a chicken, just say no.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:18, 9 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Don't forget that Lach's not here to yell at us either. And also, Axe? When the hell did I give you permission to use the Colombian kittens? I told you once already, those are '''mine'''. The chickens get the Japanese ones.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:08, 11 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Godamn it, looks like I've uncovered a feindish plot to geneticaly mix kittens and chickens for some demented purpose!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:06, 11 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Um...I have no clue what you are talking about... (*A chicken comes out into the open and gives out a "Meow!"*)  Um...yea...about that... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:32, 11 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::When will people learn, mutating domesticated animals never pays!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:46, 11 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Yes I agree. Making stilts out of chicken feet is much more rewarding.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:20, 12 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::A career in the circus supplies manufacturing feild is certainly not something to be sneezed at.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:30, 12 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::You'll never stop us. Not when we can blame everything on global warming. -- [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 13:54, 12 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::Um, its Global Colding. I don't know where everybody is getting this warming thing from.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:28, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::Holy crap! IT's both at the same time! We're doomed! The world's gonna heat up and cool down at the same time and we're gonna fry and freeze!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 10:37, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::Really?  I thought it was called Global CIA Troubles... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:58, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::Nah, that's been rebranded as American foreign policy--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:00, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::I know one thing that's happening.  It's called Global Bush. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:05, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::Dude, Don't get me started. How the hell did he seriously fool that many americans into voting for him?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:07, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::It's very easy.  He was a problem, and there was no way for the Americans to get away from it. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:14, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::He forced chickens to huff kittens. Once a chicken huffs enough kittens, some of the kitten essence builds up in the chicken. Then, if someone eats the chicken, it's as if they huffed kittens themselves. From my visits to America, chicken seems to be a pretty popular dish. Bush made sure that so many people were wasted off kittens that they just voted for the guy at the top of the ballot paper. Guess who that was. -- [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 20:18, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::The..... The..... Bastard! How could he do that! Kittens are a force for good, not evil!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:21, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::Hey!  Quiet there!  I can't get a clear shot of Bush's head!  I'm just 100 yards from the white house on a roof of some building with a sniper rifle...Opps...did I just say that out loud? (*BANG BANG SMASH!  "''FREEZE!  FBI!  You're under arrest for attempted assassination of the President!''")  AHHH!!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:25, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::S'ok. Just leave the dumb bastard in a room with something dangerous.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:27, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::What was that???!  I'm kinda busy at the moment!  (*Runs into an alley, pulls out pistol, and fires at pursuing FBI agents*) DIE DIE DIE!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:29, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::Not again.....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:31, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::Chew on this!!!  (*Throws what looks like a blue viral like container*)  Shit!  That's not the grenade!  That was the zombie virus!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:40, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::Idiots...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:56, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Yes.  I'm an idiot.  I accidentally turned the FBI into zombies...just what we need...zombies in the FBI... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:59, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Well, the only thing I know about the FBI comes from watching the XFiles when I was younger, so for all I know, they could have been zombies all along.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:20, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Everyone!  Barricade yourselves in!  President Bush annonced that he has declared war on the United States with his newly created zombie FBI!  The worst part...they know how to use guns!  Oh no!  It's the end of the world as we know it!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:24, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::When one of the sysops cracks and sticks this on one of our talkpages, I nominate someone else this time.......--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:18, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::Yeah... about that...--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 23:24, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Nooooooo!!!! Sigh. Vista 2. Seventythree 0. Oh well, when I become moderator, i'm gonna make vista add a picture of a small aardvark next to his sig... --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:40, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Good going, 73.  You had to open your mouth.  I bet if you didn't open your mouth, it wouldn't be on your talk page.  I vote we stick this on the talk page of the person who started this conversation.  Oh wait... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:23, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::Har har har. Oh well, anyone else want to take this off on a wild tangent? I vote for ninja-ducks with mind controll powers.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:26, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::I vote that if this conversation keeps going, I'm putting 73's talk page to my watchlist. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:28, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::I '''Knew''' ''they'' where watching me.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:30, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:Already on my watch page... DUN DUN DUN!!!!! - (I wish I could pitch my voice in words).--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:32, 14 September 2007 (BST)
Say...the next 10 posts and this'll get on my watchlist. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:33, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:Well, let's get these tinfoil hats implemented as soon as possible (mental note to self, 2 litres of strong coffee and proplus is not helping my paranoia.)--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:35, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::"...the next 10 posts and this'll get on my watchlist. --Axe Hack Talk To Me Enlist That Sig! 00:33, 14 September 2007 (BST)"
:::Ok I said it. Now what?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:36, 14 September 2007 (BST) YOU CONFLICT!! GAAAH! KILILLLL!!!!
::::Youv'e got a lot of (edit) conflict in your life, haven't you?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:37, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::That's 2...8 more to go...go on...just keep typing...post 8 times in a row if you must. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:39, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Vun! Two! Three edit conflicts! Mwhahahaha!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:40, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::Anyway, everyone should be watching my page, cuz, I'm just sooo brilliant.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:42, 14 September 2007 (BST)
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:Damn edit conflicts...that's 3 in a row... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:44, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::hgdsfadf--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:45, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::73, your talk page has more content and more hits than my own user page. And your own too.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:46, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::SHOPPEEE--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:46, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::EDIT CONFLICT!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:47, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::I wins the internets!<nowiki><nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki><nowiki><nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki>--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:47, 14 September 2007 (BST)</nowiki></nowiki>
::::::::I missed the sign button in case your curious.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:47, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Lallalaaaaaa--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:48, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Conflicting?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:48, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::I probably am.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::I had some actual work to do on the wiki...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::But you guys just had to start this spam again.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::Think I'll get bored? Probably not.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::Fast browser + fast internets = win!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Ok you can post now.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::NOT! AHAHHAHAAA!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:51, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::Ok now you can.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:51, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'd win the signature race if I entered....--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:51, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::Dooooodoooodoooooo.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ME done.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::
Soup! Soup! Oh tasty Soup!
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder


Crouton Crouton
(Crunchy friends in a liquid broth)
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!


Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:How? DAM!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:53, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::That was very sneaky.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:53, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::Damn edit conflicts...this mean war.  Mudkips!  Assemble! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:54, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::HA! Check out recent changes. Its all me everywhere!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:54, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::You know...the Sig Race gets it's info from the most linked page.  Even though you have 100 sigs here, it still counts as 1. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Thats smelly. I guess I'll have to say hi to every user on the wiki then.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Ok, I'm seriously going back to what I was originally going to do. Adding the bulletin boards to every 'burb on this wiki. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:59, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::You didn't get a crackpipe because you tried to arrest him. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:01, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::No fair.... He got a crakpipe....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:07, 14 September 2007 (BST)
{{crack|Axe Hack|Seventythree|for being a big, whiny, little, b$&#%!}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:13, 14 September 2007 (BST)

:::::::THank you :-) Now, where's my crack?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:15, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::Alright...you know what? (*Snatches 73's new crack pipe*) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:17, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:19, 14 September 2007 (BST)
{{crack|Axe Hack|Seventythree|with a time bomb inside, due to explode as soon as Seventythree uses it.}}  Here's the crack. (*Hands over the crack*) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:21, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Why would you do that? Now I have a crack pipe that I can't use.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:24, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::What the hell are you talking about?  There's no bomb in there. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:26, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::Now I don't know who to beleive....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:29, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::Well...it's just me here right now.  So you believe...me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:31, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::I beleive that you put a bomb in my new pipe. Look, it's even ticking!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:32, 14 September 2007 (BST)
{{Mudkips}} Here's a Mudkip if you use it... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:33, 14 September 2007 (BST)
(*offers mudkip the crackpipe*)--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:35, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:No Mudkip! DON'T TOUCH IT! NOOOOOoooooo!!! CA-BOOOOM!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:37, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::Why??!?  He was so young... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:38, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::But.... You told me the crackpipe was fine.... You said, and you wouldn't lie to me would you? --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:41, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::Too bad.  Mudkip is alive.  See. (*Points to a Mudkip using what appears to be 73's crackpipe*)  Now be quiet...<s>the thing only explodes if you use it.</s> --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:44, 14 September 2007 (BST)
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.....BOOOM!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:46, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:Not you, damn it...73! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:48, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::And there's another crack pipe I won't see again....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::Alright...no more crackpipe for you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::Awwwww..... Please?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
====TINFOIL HATZ CONTINUED!!====
Haha.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)

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Use sparingly my ass.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:Alright 73...here's crack, but no pipe. (*Hands over crack*) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:53, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::Looks like I'll have to find some skins then. Sigh.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:54, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::Ew. I go now. You break wiki when back get I, or break I you. K?<nowiki><nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki>[[Media:[[Media:Example.ogg]]<nowiki><math>Insert non-formatted text here</math>--~~~~</nowiki>]]</nowiki> I keep missing the dam sig button.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::I gave you the crack, you just need to add pipe. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:57, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pokes Everyone* Everybody has AIDS, AIDS! Man, I'm such an ass. Well, I'm heading out, I actually have a date tonight! Go me! Have fun kids, and play nice!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:54, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Good luck. Unless they're, like a nutter or something. --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:14, 15 September 2007 (BST)

===At Least I'm not Vista (suggestions page)===
#:'''RE''' - I'm crap at spelling. Ces't La Vie.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:12, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::Lets see how long it takes for this to get removed.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:15, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::As long as it doesn't go on my talkpage.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:16, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::Well we'll see won't we?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:17, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::It can't. It just can't. It's happened to me twice already.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:20, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::Before we continue, let me point out the soon-to-be-mover that it was 73 who started this.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:21, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::No, no, cos A helpfull little gnome deliberatley put a comment that he knew that I would reply to! No fair!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:22, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::You spelt "helpful" wrong, and "deliberately".--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:24, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Yup. I be gonig to speeel al mye wordes wronge till thys geyts putt on ur talkepagge.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:25, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::You spelt "spell," "all," "my," "words," "wrong," "gets," "your," "talk page" wrong.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:28, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::GAAAH! I can't function with spelling errors!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:30, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::damn! I realy didn't want to......--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:29, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::Why do we do this.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:34, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::To avert a strange and unatural force that we know nothing of. Years ago subliminal information was beamed to rougthly 500 of us via a pink beam fired through our heads while watching a commercial for catfood. We know nothing of this of course, we have merely been programmed to post a series of seemingly meaningless comments on a set of apparently random internet sites. By doing this we create a specific pattern of thought in a few select people who read this that triggers the relese of pre-coded instructions buried in the collective unconscious of the human race. THen they can go on to complete small actions that build up to combat aforementioned strange unatural force.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:41, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::Then how do you know?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:46, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::I have a peculiar form of sleepwalking that allows me to type in my sleep. I know this subliminaly and my sleeptyping allows me to type this.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::But how do you know that you are sleeptyping? People never recall sleepwalking.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:51, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::I won't have any recolection I typed this when I wake up. In fact, I'll barely be able to understand this at all when I wake up, and even if I do, I will dismiss it as nonsense due to a special item written into the programmed instructions in my brain.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:54, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::Then why are you talking about not remembering something but able to recall that you can't understand what you type in your sleep?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:57, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::I'm talking in my sleep now.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:59, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::But that means your talking about why we do things like this, then explain that you are sleeptyping and that you'll have no recollection of it when you awake, while sleeptyping. My god sir you are one messed up fellow!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:01, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::I've just read a little too much Philip K Dick.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:02, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::What!?!?! I'll kill you for calling me a dick! And who is this Philip person!?!?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:05, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::Har har har.... You have read Philip K Dick right? Philisophical/sci fi writer, 70's took way too much acid and speed.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:07, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::Ingesting a chemical that burns and taking something that isn't an object. Oh my, he must be a god!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:09, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::He thought he was, at one point. And that god was sleeping in a clay pot someone gave him. Good author though. When he was sober.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:11, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::Out of ideas.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:14, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::::Well, we could just wait till this gets moved to your talkpage. Someone was asking me to set up a "reserve" or assylum, I guess for all these crazy converations. I've gotta find out how to do that.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:16, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Whoa nelly! We got a bitter below! Reel him in Jimmy! ~ What, make a new page?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:19, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yeah, for tinfoil hat, random feth, this and the one that no-ones picked up on yet on clothes page. Good idea?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:25, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::It is. What you would do is type something like [[Assylum]] or [[User:Seventythree/Assylum]] if you wanted it to be a subpage. I'd much rather have a separate page though.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:28, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::It's kinda poetic when comment trees grow as long as this and each word gets a line to itself. --[[User:Toejam|Toejam]] <sup>[[Project Atmosphere|A]] [http://www.swivel.com/graphs/show/23138202?graph%5Bscale%5D=absolute Stats Graph]</sup> 00:10, 15 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Seperate page it is. Hang on.....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:29, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:Sysops, please. Move the mass of stupid to one of their talkpages. [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 23:17, 14 September 2007 (BST)

Oh, and just FYI, I hate both of you because I got half way through striking those out before I realized how much was there.--{{User:Karek/sig}} 00:15, 15 September 2007 (BST)
==More Nonsense==
#:Copier!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:16, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:Copier!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:18, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::Ach. You didn't even indent!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:18, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::Ach. You didn't even indent!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:20, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::Copy this! ª•§¥Ωøˆ£¨˜∆æ…¬ß˚« ß«∂ ø¨ˆß∂πø¨∂ßπøˆ∂!!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:21, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::Copy this! ª•§¥Ωøˆ£¨˜∆æ…¬ß˚« ß«∂ ø¨ˆß∂πø¨∂ßπøˆ∂!!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:24, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::Alrighty then...<font size=50>TRY THIS: è</font size> HA!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:26, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::Alrighty then...<font size=50>TRY THIS: è</font size> HA!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:27, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::<font face=skia>har.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:29, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::<font face=skia>har.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:30, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::You realize everything after this will be in skia.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:31, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::You realize everything after this will be in skia.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:32, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::Macs rule. :P--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:33, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::Macs rule. :P--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:36, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Noo... Nooo! NOOO!! I thought that'd stop you! What kind of monster are you!?!?! Shoo demon! *Sprays something on 73 that will make his head explode the next time he copies anything*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:38, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Noo... Nooo! NOOO!! I thought that'd stop you! What kind of monster are you!?!?! Shoo demon! *Sprays something on 73 that will make his head explode the next time he copies anything*--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:42, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::Why didn't your head explode? Oh wait *sprays something on 73 that will make his head ''asplode'' the next time he copies anything.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:47, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::Why didn't your head explode? Oh wait *sprays something on 73 that will make his head ''asplode'' the next time he copies anything.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
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::::::::::::::Ha! Your edit doesn't show up while mine did! Not a complete copy! I WIN!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:06, 14 September 2007 (BST)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Curse you! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:08, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:You hafta give me a medal now.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:09, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::K. I'll make you one to-morrow. My computers all glitchy at the moment.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:12, 14 September 2007 (BST)
Golf clap. --[[User:Uncle Bill|Uncle Bill]] 09:07, 15 September 2007 (BST)

'''Cut it out guys. Keep this rubbish off the main wiki pages. Namespaces only.''' --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 11:17, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:<font size=15>I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:22, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Dux Dunt love us. He got realy shirty with us cos of this. Apparently we get into trouble for this sort of thing.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:25, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::<font size=30>I STILL LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:30, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::GAY.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:31, 15 September 2007 (BST)
<font size=500>:'(</font>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:33, 15 September 2007 (BST)

::::Ooops.... We broke the wiki.....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:35, 15 September 2007 (BST)
<font size=90045645645645634563560000>:D</font> <-- Won't go any bigger!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:36, 15 September 2007 (BST)
DOUBLE CONFLICT!!!


Help!!!!!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:38, 15 September 2007 (BST)

:::::The wiki will be dead by the time were done with it...--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)	 
			
T.Z YOU EDIT CONFLICTING BASTARD!!!!!!!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)

I edit conflicted myself.......--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:46, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:<font size=90045645645645634563560000>LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR</font></font>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:51, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Blergh. --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:52, 15 September 2007 (BST)
<font color=navy><font size=9>LULZ!!!! 73 WAS BANNEDEDED.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:19, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:We could totally ruin his talk page right now, and theres nothing he can do about it.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:20, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::I'm on it!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:22, 15 September 2007 (BST)
</font></font color> Hows that for vandalism?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:29, 15 September 2007 (BST)




NO!!!! I'm telling the Mod Monsters! - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 22:30, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:Not If I do it first. Who thinks I should put myslef up for vandalism?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:32, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::You'll probably get banned for that.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::I'm going for it. I won't be back until tomorrow anyway.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:41, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::Whatever next! (Well, maybe a convoluted, 4-sided Arbitration case - but I didn't say that) - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 22:45, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::::(And then we all run for SysOps, but I didn't say that neither) - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 22:45, 15 September 2007 (BST)

==Heroism in the name of, well us realy.==
A bunch of us made a stab at getting the deletions page deleted, cos we reckoned best to cut off the source of the recent drama and arsyness. Seventythree and Nailikill got ourselves banned, then reinstated. We did good though. This is the vandla report for us.
==={{usr|Seventythree}} and {{usr|Nalikill}}===
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For putting the [[A/D|Deletions]] page in Deletions, and then adding it again after it was removed. This is clearly not good faith, since the Deleations page is a really useful tool for the administration of this wiki. {{unsigned|hagnat}}

:Well, looks like 73 beat me to the vandal page. Lets see if I can get a warning first though!''' :D'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 21:38, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:It is in good faith. I hate drama. A lot of it comes from the deletions queue. What gave you the right to remove it? Every page can be nominated for deletion. I never saw the policy that said otherwise. [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 21:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::Was trying to make a point. I'll remove it, obviously. And It obviously would'nt ever be deleted. It's a good faith edit, because I'm trying to introduce just a little perspective into the recent proceedings. People seem to have been caught up just recently with using these pages to attack each other as opposed to what they where intended for.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:42, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::Honestly though, it was such a ridiculous request, so should it even be considered vandalism? It's not like it would have been deleted, and they do have a right to request it. Maybe a policy should be made saying that admin pages can't be deleted?--
{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 21:44, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::I agree. Putting Deletions up for Deletion was done to make a point, to try to improve the wiki. It's not bad faith or vandalism, as blanking the page etc would have been - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 21:47, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Stuff like this is why Wikipedia has a [[Wikipedia:WP:POINT|WP:POINT]] guideline. It '''is''' bad faith – changes such as the proposed should be discussed in-depth, not thrown in with the intention to disrupt. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 21:53, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Well...No I have no one to talk to. Will someone hold me?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 21:54, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Both users banned for a day. This is the same things as going into your Police Department and telling to stop punishing criminals because cops sometimes shoot and kill people. There is no point in asking for the Deletion page to be deleted, and this actions goes against the whole administration of the wiki. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 21:52, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:No, this is like standing outside your Police Department and protesting that your local Police Officers are being heavy-handed. Also, why was it a straight ban, and not a warning? Nalikill only had one warning, and Seventythree didn't have any. - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 21:59, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::I'm sure it's in a policy somewhere...*lurks around*--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:00, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::And whatever happened to assuming good faith? ''':P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:02, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::I smell something fishy.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:03, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::::There is nothing fishy, there is no good faith. The only thing that adding the Deletion page in itself would create was drama, which is what they claim to end. This is vandalism, since it tries to disrupt the entire system this wiki works on by abusing itself. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 22:06, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::::OK, but why not warn them, instead of a ban? And if a ban must be imposed, why as long as 24 hours? I know there's been an even higher level of drama today than usual, and you've had more than your fair share of work as a result, but is there not a case for leniency? - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 22:08, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::{{quote|Vandalism|The wiki philosophy towards vandalism is not one of punishment. We try, for the most part, to attempt to prevent the vandalism from happening, rather than punish interlopers. So, if someone is actively vandalising a page, and stops after being warned, we will not go any further on the issue.
:If a user continues to vandalise the wiki after being warned not to, they get a second warning. If, after that warning, the vandalism continues, then we are forced to ban the user for 24 hours from editing the wiki.}}
:Wouldn't they both have just gotten a warning (in Nalikill's case,  a second one)?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:09, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::in several occasions users got two or more warnings for a single action. This always decided based on the gravity of their actions. I made a judgment call, and decided that a 24h would help them calm their heads, realize that nothing would be gained by following their track of actions, and give us space to carry on with our business. I had reverted the article 3 times to its original form, but they kept adding the deletion request for the deletions page. Even when i filled this vandalism report they displayed no interest in stopping this whole thing, so the only way was to temporarily revoke their rights to edit this wiki. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 22:16, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::#Both unbanned due to complete lack justification for not following the normal procedure combined with likely misconduct, 
:::#Ruled not vandalism for Seventythree.
:::#a single warning for Nalikill for continued misuse of the deletions page.
::::The rest will argued on the misconduct page.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 00:59, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:::::And if somebody could tell me where the bleep the unban button went I'd be much obliged.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:24, 16 September 2007 (BST)

:::::No rule was broken by 73 or Nalikill and in my opinion it is Hagnat who is the vandal. What right does he have to revert/delete, GOOD FAITH EDITS? The only reason I have not put this back up for deletion is laziness (and incompetence!!!) Believe me if it wasn't so late I would try anyway. This whole thing stinks and at the very least he deserves a warning!--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 01:27, 16 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Both unbanned.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:29, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::I'd like to say everything I have done was in the name of Pluto, and for the reinstatement of Pluto as a planet. That is all.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:35, 16 September 2007 (BST)


'''Not to be done, Suicidal Angel and Target Zombie then vandalised seventythrees talkpage and reported themselves. THey got warnings. Brave lads.'''

==={{usr|Suicidalangel}} and {{usr|A Helpful Little Gnome}}===
{{vndl|Suicidalangel}}
{{vndl|A Helpful Little Gnome}}

(S.A.'s) For [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Seventythree&curid=44640&diff=825531&oldid=825477 this] edit. (AHLG's) He's such a [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Seventythree&curid=44640&diff=825553&oldid=825531 bad] person.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:46, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:One warning to gnome for the hacks. One warning to Herr Engle for the page wipe. One warning to Herr Engle for superfluous vandal reports. --{{User:Max Grivas/sig}} 00:26, 16 September 2007 (BST)

'''THen Hagnat (banner extrodinare) was embroiled in a tricky misconduct case. Will our plucky heroes escape from this lates trap without dying of caffene overdoses? Who knows.....'''

===Hagnat===

My friend Nalikill and his friend 73 were banned. There was '''no judgement''' on by '''any other sysop''' on that page- or even a judgement from him. Not only did he have no right to ban them without a judgement, he abused his powers by being the one to ban them when he was too biased to render a strictly unbiased judgement. Vandlilism thang http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning#Seventythree_and_Nalikill

Deletion thang 

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki%3AAdministration%2FDeletions&diff=825485&oldid=825482 [[User:Lukeninersfan|Lukeninersfan]] 22:07, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Enough. All people not involved in this case had comments moved the [[Misconduct#Hagnat|talkpage.]] This is not the place to have a freestyle discussion. Do not clutter up this page any further if you are not Hagnat, Seventythree, Nalikill or a sysop.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:07, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:'''Not Misconduct''' - Four men enter one man leaves. Several people got a little stupid shortly before server reset. There were bans, warnings, warn bannings, and ban warnings. Now, Shoot zombies / Eat brains. Tomorrow is another day. --{{User:Max Grivas/sig}} 01:09, 16 September 2007 (BST)
::Max grivas, please do not jump the gun until I make my comment, This is clearly misconduct and I was already busy collecting all the data.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:11, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:::Please review all of 73,nali,Engle and Gnomes edits from the prior day before forming that conclusion. --{{User:Max Grivas/sig}} 01:15, 16 September 2007 (BST)
::::I am just doing that, as well as presenting all that data here complete with time line. With a little patience you'll see my argument. I'm not as fast as I'd like to be.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:22, 16 September 2007 (BST)
From what I've seen of the drama, I'm inclined to rule that this was misconduct. While a sysops is justified in handing out an interim ban to long term members in order to stop protracted edit conflicts until another sysop can rule on [[A/VB]] cases, this time [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] only reverted twice, and I don't see where 73 reverted anything at all. Both of those users definitely deserve a warning. Don't fuck with the admin pages you clowns. It's enough of a pain in the arse to trawl through them as it is, without having to fix up your clowning around. <small>The preceding signed comment was added by [[User:Boxy|boxy]] ([[User talk:Boxy|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Boxy|contribs]]) at 01:17 16 September 2007 (BST)</small>

Frankly speaking, i think it's easy to show up two hours later and point the finger at me claiming ''misconduct!''. But for a whole hour i had to deal with these users, which were causing drama and more drama and asking for drama to stop. They were not only causing drama, butwhen the drama was about to come to an end (with me ruling not vandalism on byteme42 vandal report), they simply started a whole lot of drama about the Deletion page. They knew it would lead to nothing, asking an highly used administration pages to be deleted, and after the deletion request was removed and vandalism reported they kept editing the page. I tried to be reasonable, but a 24h ban was the only option i had to end this whole situation. I was pretty aware that it would have been brought to this page, but i strongly believe that my actions were in the good interest of the entire Urban Dead Community while theirs were only ''for the lulz''.--{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 01:27, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:Kisses Vista for unblocking him. Kisses the wiki ground. Ahem. Now, if I may throw in my three bits.
:1.I was acting stupid, no one questions that.
:2.I would've stopped if I'd been warned, or had had the rule that I'd broken cited at me, even if I'd been pissed about it afterward, or even if a judgement had been issued.
:3.I don't know about 73, but as for me, I'd drop my part of the charges in exchange for the vandal data entry about the ban being replaced with one about a warning (basically asking for the ban to have never officially happened, and to be replaced with a warning), and an apology from hagnat. [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 01:36, 16 September 2007 (BST)

Thank god for that! Ok, number one, I was fairly certain that something would come of me for what I did, and it did. This is misconduct I guess, but only in the sense that Hagnat made a mistake in banning me from the word go. We all make mistakes and I'm realy not one to hold a grudge. I did make that edit in good faith. I was making a point that I thought most people would agree with: Namely that people are increasingly using arbitration, vandal banning and deletions to further conflicts with each other and create needless drama in the process. I don't like this. The edits made by those trying to drop others in the shit are not good faith edits. For example see the recent vandal banning case againgst Grim_s where neither party involved felt offended, or whatever, yet someone had to come in and annoy us all to get back at Grim_s. THese pages are there to improve the way things are done, not to continue petty rivalry. 

I was wrong to do what I did, and I accept that. However It was in good faith. I wanted to cause a bit of a joke, but at the same time make a very valid point at the recent increase of people using Admin pages to get at other people and throw their weight around. I didn't think it would elicit the response it did, and I apolagise. To end with, go easy on HAgnat, he did what he though right, and if he did make a mistake, then, well, who has'nt.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:37, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:moved non-relevant comments to the talk page.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:52, 16 September 2007 (BST)

:I am glad you all assume that you were in the wrong, this recovers a little of respect i had on you all and that was lost in the last hours. Some of you i used to hold at high standards of trust, but this trust was lost today but recovered (if only a little of it) with your replies to this misconduct case. 
:I am not going to say that i am sorry for banning you guys, because i am not. You were asking for it, and once the ban-stick started to be used the whole situation calmed down, thus serving it's purpose even if not for the entire length of the ban. In the future, i hope you guys think about your actions before starting or escalating drama. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 02:00, 16 September 2007 (BST)
 
'''Phew. Wasn't that nasty?'''

==The what in the what now?==
What is this broken page you ask? It's a collection of spam resulting from [[Clothes/Suggestions]] and various other [[suggestions]] that have migrated through their discussions pages, then to 73's and now here.

====Contributers====
''In no particular order:''
*[[User:Axe Hack|Axe Hack]]
*[[User:Lachryma|Lach]]
*[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|Target Zombie]]
*[[User:Seventythree|73]]
*[[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]]
*[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]
*[[User:Suicidalangel|Some idiot who wants to kill himself]]
*[[User:Someguy5031|Someguy5031]]
*[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]]
*[[User:Dux Ducis|Dux Ducis]] (Even sysops)
*[[User:Vista|Vista the feth squasher]] (Yes you)
*[[User:EMAG TRESNI|EMAG TRESNI]]
*[[User:Karek|Karek]] 
*[[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]]
*[[User:Uncle Bill|Uncle Bill]]

==Random Feth==
#Discussion moved from [[Talk:Clothes/Suggestions#Random_Feth]]
#: Lachryma, is it wrong to be in love with someone who's just a fictional character on the wiki? --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 03:25, 23 June 2007 (BST)
#:: That depends on who it is.  If it's not me, then yes, it is wrong. ;)--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 19:48, 23 June 2007 (BST)
#::: Is it wrong to make fun of you for being blonde though?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:58, 23 June 2007 (BST)
#:::: IT's wrong to make fun of '''anyone''' for being blonde... grr.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:58, 23 June 2007(BST)
#::::: Thanks for the defense, but I got it.  Angel is just a fool.  And it's 'Grrr!' not 'grr.'--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 00:42, 24 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::Realy? i thought grr was mor of a low menacing noise myself... Grr just strikes me as too confrontational. --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:52, 24 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::No its definitely Grrr. You don't want to come across as wimpy. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:15, 24 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::: Exactly, grr is akin to tsk, or bah in my book. Very unscary. --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 23:32, 24 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::: True, but Iw asn't realy going for scary, mostly I was going for tsk, but maybe something in between...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:47, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::: If you're not gonna growl at someone, don't say 'Grrr'.  And I'm surprised no one has shoved all this to the talk page yet...--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 07:49, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::: Then it is clearly our duty to continue this as long as possible till it does, surely?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:04, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::: bla bla bla Blondes bla bla bla --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 12:54, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::And, Coming up to the winning position, it's Duke Garland with the last comment! Can anyone else add another comment to this already-overladen comment chain before a moderator notices it and has a go at us for pissing around? Only time will tell....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:49, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::Ulysses Black never said what wiki character he was in love with...probably [[Gargon]], damn him...--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 19:07, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::: Just realised, I haven't actualy voted for this suggestion yet....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:09, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::: Hey, who i'm in love with is a matter for myself, but god damn that's one sexy lobster... Shame it's not a Russian lobster *sigh* --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 20:09, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::I wonder how indented this chatter will get. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:30, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::As long as possible! Before someone sensible moves it I guess, till then, who knows?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:01, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::Then we must continue. I will use my super powers to prevent this from being moved or deleted. *makes a humming noise, fingers raised* we're safe now from hostile edits. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:13, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::So...anyone shoot any ducks lately?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:16, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::: Strangely, No. To be honest I quite like ducks, plus I don't own a gun, and Im a bit rusty with a bow. Anyone set fire to a rubbish bin recently?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:20, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::I shot a squirrel with an Airsoft gun once... I missed. :( --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:22, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::: Nope, no burning stuff. And it's been a while since Kevan introduced some new clothes...why?!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:24, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::: I shot a deoderant can with an air-rifle. It kinda jumped 2 foot in the air, landed and went whizzing round like a catherine wheel. Nothing living is that funny when you shoot it.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:26, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::You messed up my edit, 73. Yeah 73, not Seventythree. I'm soo cool. Yar. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:29, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::Noooo! Don't make me feel the pain of shortening my name! (hang on, why didn't I call myself 73, not seventythree? God I'm dumb)--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:31, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Beep beep* ''Auto Protection System activated. Beginning revert... ERROR: Auto protection System is too lazy.'' - Stupid sytem...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:40, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Is there any point replying anymore when clearly nobody will be able to read my by now near vertical response? --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 23:41, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Why? We nearly had the damn thing trailing along a whole page! Damn you, mysterious writing-on-page-mover-person!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:43, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 24 inches. HA! I can still read perfectly. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:44, 25 June 2007 (BST) EDIT: Way to bump my edit again ''73''!
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yes, I'm very mysterious.  That's I'm moving this conversation to the left now.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:46, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::: It was you??? Why, god, why? Oh, and how am I messing up your comment target Zombie?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:47, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::You keep editing while I'm editing, then when I click "save page" I get an error. I gotta push the back button and copy my edit then. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:51, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh, sorry then. Hey, Maybe we should all get together and design an item of amazing clothing or something... I dunno, maybe a hat that lets you jump over bulidings, or use pigeons as mobile phones or something.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:53, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::A pogo stick hat! Brilliant, but not really. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:57, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh, but it would be! If you fell over, and landed on your head, you'd bonce right back up again! Or the force would drive a metal spring through your skull.... Ok, maybe not that great. Damn! Back to the drawing board.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:59, 25 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::Well, it doesn't need to be a hat... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:11, 26 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::: Nah. Now you're just being silly.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:14, 26 June 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::Rocket launcher hat? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:16, 26 June 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::Rocket launcher shoes? feet been torn off with recoil is better that head-off --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 09:11, 29 June 2007 (BST)
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"Everyone above this line is now classed as insane. Doctor, please take them away... and be gentle. The same goes for those below." --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 01:15, 26 June 2007 (BST)

And wtf is with the Hashes instead of just colons ^^??? --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 04:07, 26 June 2007 (BST)
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:Haha! I deleted that line, now your insane! Muwhahaha! I am so devious. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:22, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::What's that supposed to mean?  Huh?  Huh?!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 01:10, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::Note to future readers of this: The above comment was directed at Dux, not that other guy.  Also, if you're from the future, please don't blame us for that whole global warming thing.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 02:26, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::And just to think, it was my unrequited love for Lachryma that kickstared all this insanity... --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 03:21, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::You could've gone straight to my talk page, weirdo.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 03:24, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::Ulysses Black is a chicken! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:39, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::: Is he... I always suspeced as much. Ulysses, I'm afraid that you are achicken. now, please report to the place where they study chickens who can type, we're gonna get an infinate amount of you typing chickens, give you all a typewriter and stick you in a room for an infinate amount of time. Just to see what you come up with realy. Prepare the chicken-capturing hat!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 08:33, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::: BWAAAAKKKKKK!!! --[[User:Ulysses Black|Ulysses Black]] 09:49, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::: Somebody stop that chicken! He is betraying science!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 10:05, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: [[Humorous_Suggestions#Uber_hat|Hatness!!]] Vote now for a great hat.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 10:30, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::: Seventythree...you still haven't voted... >_> --[[User:EMAG TRESNI|EMAG TRESNI]] 18:25, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::: Voted for what? Huh? Oh, right, the nurses gown... Well, Ok then, it gets a keep from me. Don't let that bloody chicken vote though. He's on the run...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:09, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::Huh? *munch munch*. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:14, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::: Oh, target zombie, please tell me you have'nt eaten the chicken!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:31, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::Just the leg. And the other leg. And the wings, both. And the head, but I spat it out and reattached it. I'm a doctor, it'll be fine. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:04, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::: How many times! You '''ate''' a doctor!. Sheesh, there is a difference you know....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:08, 26 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::But I work at hospital! See? *chops off 73's arm* now watch me sew it back on! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:12, 26 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Attempts to resurrect spam* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:58, 27 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::: Beep!-------------/\/\/\/------- Spam ressurected--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:00, 28 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>gains 20 xp* --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:02, 28 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::: Loses life due to eating defribulator.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:04, 28 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Doesn't know what to type.*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:06, 28 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>is surprised to see this still updated* --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 09:08, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::: It's an experiment, Mr Garland. We're seeing exactly how far this thread can continue before a system Mod notices, and either deletes it, or votse it historical. Glad to see you're on board!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 09:48, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::73, you spelled "defibrillator" wrong again. ''':P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 09:51, 29 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::I wasn't paying it much attention, however i'm ''still'' onboard, i've joined in the first wave already. By the way, why don't we finish that wave, i mean run colons back to zero and start swinging back again?.. --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 17:35, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::CHARGE FORTH! BRING DOWN THE COLONS TO ZERO!!! YAAAAAAAARRRR!!! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:45, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I'm realy surprised that no-one has deleted this. Maybe they think that If we're kept occupied then us 'special' people won't bug anyone else.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:00, 29 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yay I'm special Do I get a medal? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:01, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Only if I get one too.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 03:10, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::MOAR EDITS! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 05:58, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yes, everyone gets a medal. They're made out of cabbage and woodglue at the moment.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 10:11, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'm just waiting to put more lines in here eventually. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 14:05, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Lines and lines and lines and lines and lines! What do they mean?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 15:01, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Their meaning is buried beneath a colonnade in a temple of ancient god udwiki --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 17:52, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh great, another aincient temple.... Cant move for them.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 17:55, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I shall do it! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::No TZ, its too dangerous! --[[User:I'mmakingthisupsillybum|Lizzzzy]]
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Bah! I have braved the deeps of Fargodepth mine! I can take this pittle temple! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::But theres level 4 goblins in there! Their too much I tell ya! --[[User:I'mmakingthisupsillybum|Lizzzzy]]
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Ah-ha! But I'm level 5, which means I can take a level 4 goblin easily! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::What if theres more than one, though? --[[User:I'mmakingthisupsillybum|Lizzzzy]]
::::::::::::::::::::::::::Well then..... I'll........ WUT DO I DO? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:06, 30 June 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::Swing the axe back a bit and back into action --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 19:40, 30 June 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::Grab a rat-flail. They own every thing.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 09:50, 1 July 2007 (BST)
<center><B>The joke is up. You guys wanted to know how long it would take for somebody to step in. You found out. Now go break another page before I'll go all sysop on your asses.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 14:21, 1 July 2007 (BST)</B></center>
Well, Looks like you won, Mr Suicidal Angel. Congratulations! You receive a medal.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 17:29, 1 July 2007 (BST)
:I wanted a medal... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:23, 1 July 2007 (BST)
:: Oh, ok then. Everybody gets a medal! Do you want one too, Vista? --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:12, 1 July 2007 (BST)
:::No.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 07:59, 2 July 2007 (BST)
::::Ha-ha. 73, Vista totally <s>pwned</s> sysoped your talk page. --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 08:01, 2 July 2007 (BST)
::::: Nooooo! Crap. How come it's me that got it?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 08:56, 2 July 2007 (BST)
::::::Because you were just asking for it. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 09:03, 2 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::Haha, now your going to get spammed with messages. Also this has been moved 2 times. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:30, 2 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::Wait a sec, Dux is a psyop!  How come he didn't get all mad and move stuffs around?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:54, 2 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::He called you all insane.  I think that's close enough. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:03, 2 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: We're not insane, we're differently normal. We're special, we are... How the hell do I get this off my talkpage anyway? --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:39, 2 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::This page is on my watchlist. ;) --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:27, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::That's just creepy!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 04:44, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::: I get jittery if i'm watched, I do... --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:49, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::I would be honored if it was put on my page. Just throw it on the bottom, and feel free to "accidentally delete" Bruce's spam. ''':)'''--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 08:49, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::i watch this page too. --[[User:Duke Garland|Duke Garland]]<sub>[[User talk:Duke Garland|T]]</sub><sup>[[LCD]] [[SSZ]]</sup> 09:10, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::: Is everyone watching me then? Time to break out the tinfoil helmets, I feel.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 13:22, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::I'm still watching. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:17, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::<mutters insanely to self> Chickens, chickens, always watching me.... godamnnn chickens--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:37, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::Wimp. Scared of chickens, eh? You chicken. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:47, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::Are they the chickens from the Legend of Zelda SNES, if so, I'd be scared too. Those things were vicious bastards.*Shudders*.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 17:39, 3 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Say, Seventythree, would you be interested in purchasing some high quality, thick tinfoil hats?--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 19:02, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::Don't mind the little electronic gizmo taped to the inside of the hat when you put it on. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:32, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::: Yes, I think Ill take one of your tinfoil hats, thankyou. Very good of you. I'll need to line my house with lead too. It stops them seeing you... The chickens.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:53, 3 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::Why would you get a tinfoil hat? Mythril works 50% better.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:35, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh, Mr suicidal angel... Didn't you know? Chickens are deathly afraid of tinfoil.....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:37, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::So thats why they never stop harrasing me. I should make a Mythril/Tinfoil/Plutonium hat. That'd keep them away for sure!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:40, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Dangerous, but It could work.... We'd have to get some chickens to test it on...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:42, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::We could use the chicken catching hat. Or just find Ulysses.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:45, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I'll go ask him... Sneaky chicken ran away last time though....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:46, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Ask? Dude, he's a chicken. He won't care.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:48, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: those bastard chickens have no respect for science!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:50, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::So, you're saying that chickens have no fathers? Thats a low blow man. In other news, the hat doesn't work. On a good note though, I have developed telekinetic powers.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:52, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: As much as I would like to continue random scientific testing on chickens, I need sleep. No doubt when I next check in this page will have grown an extra foot.!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:53, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'll need your address and Social Security number to deliver your tin foil hats.  Ignore Angel's claims of nonworking hats.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 00:55, 4 July 2007 (BST)
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:::::::::::::::::::::::Good... night.... then. Mommy I can read! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:59, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::Well done Target Zombie! SOmebody's gonna be getting a medal, I feel! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:47, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Don't get your hopes up Target. I still haven't gotten my medal yet. :)--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 07:53, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::ME WAN MEDAL NAOW! Isn't it nice how I contribute to the wiki? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:45, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::: It's the way that your reasoned, Intelligent arguments shine through...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:48, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::Yep, and our wiki is just ''filled'' with intelligent arguments.''':P'''--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:10, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::Am I being made fun of here? I don't like the looks of that stick-out-tongue smiley face. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:14, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Don't feel singeled out, I'm making fun of ''everybody''.''':)'''--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:17, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>shakes fist* I've officially messed up my comp and I now have a horizontal scroll bar. Lets take a guess at what 73's talk page will look like by the end of the week. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:25, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Completely and utterly screwed?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:41, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::You smart! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:49, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Do I get a medal for breaking this page too?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:50, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::You totally should. 73! Medal! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:53, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Edit conflicted on my own page! Sigh. Hey... Suicidal Angel... Double-dare you to copy all this onto Bruce Torbain's Talkpage! Twice! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:54, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Geben Sie mir meine Medaille jetzt!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:56, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: In english?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:57, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I guess the meaning is: want medal now. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:58, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Well, whoever of you copies and pastes this conversation to Bruce tourban's Talkpage gets an extra-shiney medal. Made with extra cabbage!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:00, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::On it. I'll leave a copy here too, just for the fun of it :).--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:02, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: hehehe! I'm working on your medal as we speak!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:04, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Well, I only put it once. When he deltes it all, I'll repaste it twice. Man, he's going to be soooo Pissed. Ha ha ha.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:06, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::W00t! Too bad it's not a template. Oh well, I can make one later. Thank you kind sir.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:13, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: i'm glad you like it! I can't remeber whether Vista wanted one or not...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:14, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::It was a no, if I recall, but you should add one anyway. Thanks for the medal! I like looking at it. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:16, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yes, 'tis shiny isn't it?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:18, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Quite impressive too, Seing as I know practicaly nothing about codes, or editing, or whatever people call it...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:20, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Gah! I missed a line!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:22, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: You did? Poor line. What happened to him?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:27, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::He has fallen in combat. Oh [[User:Kevan|Lord]] let his poor,restless little soul lie in peace and happiness.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:31, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: He died, as he lived. Lying down... and kind of staright and 2 dimensional... a line, but a god among lines.... let us mark a minuites silence for his passing.... (should I give Lachrymara a medal, by the way? And Duke Garland? They did contribute...)--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:35, 4 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Go ahead, it has to be different though. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:37, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yeah, ours has to be unique. Give everybody a medal that participated in this little "discussion". Later, I gotta go get ready for the 4th of July party I'm going to.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:39, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Oh, yeah, you're American, Aren't you? Have fun with the fireworks.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:40, 4 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::73...I do believe it's time you end this and archive this page or delete it before it gets too long to scroll and stuff.  You can create an archive like so: [[User:Seventythree/Archive]].  I would suggest you to do one of that...before a mod comes along and...I don't know....take you all to Arby's? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:35, 5 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I don't like this "Arby's". --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:49, 5 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I thought you wouldn't like the [[A/A|Arby's]] here. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:10, 5 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::That Arby's sounds better. I've never been to the food Arby, anyway. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:32, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Why would anyone take them to Arbitration?  It's his fething talk page.  Also, I want a medal.  Or a rat.  Or both, whatever.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 00:37, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:: Eh? Why would I get into trouble for my page being too long??? Oh, Lachryma, Made you a medal!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 14:24, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:::Your retard hat appears to have made the top 10 humorous suggestions, stopping at +7 for the momment. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:07, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:::: It's in humerous? I thought that i put it as a serious suggestion... Oh noes....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:46, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:::::This page is probably the longest yet...Can we please end this?  Go break another page if you must...here's a few money trees to convince you...feed it to your rats if you must...
{{Money Tree}}
{{Money Tree}}
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{{Money Tree}}
{{Money Tree}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:18, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:Hmm I dono... its just starting to get epic though... I'll take that money tree though. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:03, 6 July 2007 (BST)
::Psh, this page is barely 45 kb...My third talk page archive is bigger then that.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 22:54, 6 July 2007 (BST)
:::I like my page... I do hope nobody deletes it.... Oh, Mr Axehack, is there some form of template libary you can get those from?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 11:38, 7 July 2007 (BST)
::::[[Category:Templates]] --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 11:48, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::BROTHERS! BAND WITH ME IN THE FIGHT TO KEEP THIS THING ALIVE! And Dux gave you the link. You could also just click edit and find the template coding by hand.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:51, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::: We will never surrender this conversation! (hang on, has a mod actualy said anyhting about us moving it yet?) Oh, Suicidal angel, have you got a reply from Bruce yet?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 11:59, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::Just abbreviate my name to SA, it saves time. Anyway, sadly enough, no. I think we scared him away. Oh well, at least I won't have to deal with his yelling, horrible spelling and crappy grammar.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 12:05, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::: I'm not usualy that bothered with spelling and grammar, as long as I can read it, you know? But there is a limit.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:04, 7 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::OK....5 Money Trees weren't enough...Um...
{{Money Soap}}
A bar of soap with money inside, perhaps?  If that's still not enough....lets see what other money things I've got... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:28, 8 July 2007 (BST)
:How about actual money. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:48, 8 July 2007 (BST)
::Pick it from the money tree. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:06, 8 July 2007 (BST)
:::But the money tree is pixels, I can't grab any. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:25, 8 July 2007 (BST)
::::Duh, grab the pixels and put them back together in photdhop or something. Then print.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 23:30, 8 July 2007 (BST)
:::::S.A! Are you encouraging poor target zombie to commit fraud again?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 06:58, 9 July 2007 (BST)
::::::Maaayyyybbbbeeee. ^_^.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 07:04, 9 July 2007 (BST)
::::::: You know he doesn't like police stations! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:15, 9 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::Well, we got to get him over that fear sooner or later, right?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 07:18, 9 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::: No, cos he just gets bitey when he gets scared.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:20, 9 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: [http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/voices.jpg I hungry.] [http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/eats-ur-fambly.jpg Yum.]
Heh! Cool cats man!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:40, 10 July 2007 (BST)
:My personal favorite. [http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/sad-cat.jpg Cookie] --[[User:Leonidas|Leonidas]] 17:19, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::[http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/emo.jpg It's ok, Leonidas].  ...  I think I'm going to start putting these up on my user page.   --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:36, 10 July 2007 (BST)
:::Can't. That would mean you are copying off of [[User:Broken_dreams|Broken Dreams]].''':P'''--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:58, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::::Huh? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:09, 10 July 2007 (BST)
:::::Whoops, looks like the d in dreams isn't capatalized. Fixed now.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:32, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::::::Your kidding me... looks like I have some killing to do today. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:40, 10 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::You can't kill him. He's one of our group members and it would make all of Ghetto Cow sad. And probably make Lachryma angry, therefore screwing your life over with scenarios of BD&SM related things. Trust me. Bad idea.''':)'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 19:53, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::What about a coma? Not technically dead. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:34, 10 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::: Cool cat pictures!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:17, 11 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Oooh ,NOOOzze They be stealing my [http://lolcats2.com/curseyouvillain.html caterday] pictures!! --<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 00:55, 12 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::: Oh, now that's just goddamn genius... Ok, new competition, whoever posts a link to the funniest cat picture, wins another shiney shiney medal....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:57, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Well, as long as he can still move, fire a gun, FAK people, and revive, do what ever you want.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 00:57, 12 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::Whatever I want, eh? Anywho - [http://fgsfds.org/imgs/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2298&g2_serialNumber=2 hehe] --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:07, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::: Did I mention the shineyness of the medal? I had no Idea that there where so many funny cat pictures on the web. I have a pet cat... Hmmm...... --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:11, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::[http://lolcats2.com/sawwhatyoudid.html You be trying to steal my medals]--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:17, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::: Well, Vista has made some great efforts, and Target Zombie is bringing out the big guns with the Spoon! picture... This is going to be one for the judges i feel.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:23, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::Terrible, not funny Vista :P. Dis [http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270907183_da0062e9d7.jpg funny]. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:09, 12 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::[http://lolcats2.com/trash.html Dat not funny] try better next time.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 09:50, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::: Keep em coming boys.... I'm sure we will have a winner soon. I'm surprised SA hasn't joined in this latest insanity--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:38, 12 July 2007 (BST)
:::::I don't like cats.[http://www.blastwavecomic.com/images/wallpaper/spoon1280.jpg Will this work?]--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 12:41, 12 July 2007 (BST)
::::::[http://fgsfds.org/imgs/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2429&g2_serialNumber=1 I is tireded]. I require a cookie, please.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:11, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:: So far, Target zombie is winning, just because the last picture! But it's (excuse the pun) only by a whisker... C'mon Vista, let's see what you can do...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 09:23, 13 July 2007 (BST) 
::: I'm behind? That will not stand! [http://lolcats2.com/for_justice.html FOR JUSTICE!] --<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small>
::::Hahaha!! Well, whoever wins, you're both getting a medal of some desciption, I never knew cats where so damn funny!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 09:39, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::[http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e24/cashworth/Funny%20Animal/PsychoCat.jpg This] is whats going through my mind because of this contest.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 09:56, 13 July 2007 (BST)
::::::You know? I honestly think we drove off Brucey Boy. Oh, and [http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/3746/catvsdogqy8.jpg this] is whats going to happen soon.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 10:18, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::We drove him off completely? I feel kinda bad... Cool nija cat, BTW.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 11:46, 13 July 2007 (BST)
::::::After a nice [http://lolcats2.com/whoami.html victory party], I'd hereby like to thank 73 for creating such a wonderful medal that celebrates my superiour lolcat-fu. I will treasure it always, and look at it daily. or at least until I archive my [http://lolcats2.com/soon.html talkpage.] I want to make a special mention to the competition we drove me to such great hights. And I have only one special word for [http://lolcats2.com/fail.html them.] [http://lolcats2.com/ZombieKitty.html Brainzzz]--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 18:17, 13 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::[http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/stoned.jpg I lost]? Vista you better have not bribed 73. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:54, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::[http://i16.tinypic.com/478u72a.png Because this one never fails]. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:57, 13 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::I think he deserved to be driven off, seeing as he constantly talked in caps, used leet-speak too much, and used abbreviations constantly. Honestly, it is '''never''' okay to use ROFL 3 times in the same sentance.''' Never'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:09, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Hey, I think I know [[User_talk:Bruce_Torbaron#Alt|why]] Bruce left.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 23:12, 13 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::I don't get it... Why did he leave?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 13:58, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::He went around saying that Bruce was an alt of his main for awhile then , by what the link shows, he was semi-busted, so he abandoned it before he could get banned.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 14:01, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::: Is it illegal to have more than one account? Whoops... I have another account, but I never, ever use it to vote, suggest or do anything exept create and edit my group's page. Is that ok? If it's not, I guess I could delete it or something...--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 14:05, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::I honestly can't remeber right now. I have 4 or 5 different wiki rules I have to remember, and it gets pretty confusing. If you don't use it for anything other than group editing, then just be hush-hush about it, and you won't have to worry. I don't see why you just wouldn't use your main,but whatever. You kids confuse me nowadays. Even though you're probably older than me.''':)'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 14:10, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::: Fair enougth then. I just made it so other memebrs of my group could leave me messages on it without it getting damn confusing. And, I confuse '''Everyone''' all the time, for some reason.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 14:13, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::I see no harm there then. Of course, I'm not a sysops though. And have you thought of archiving your page and recreating random feth, that way we don't have to scroll so much?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 14:16, 14 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Hey, at least you didn't have to deal with fools posting 60 or so times in less than 45 minutes, and all of the edits being done for the sole purpose of harrasing some guy named Finis Valorum. And boxy is now on the asshat's hit list for "for defending Finis, being a bad moderator. and being a terrible person". Honestly, I think they deserved the fluffy pink banhammer from the start. All the edits they made were completely bad faith, poorly written, and completely annoying.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 14:30, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::: What have they got againgst Boxy, He's alright... A little cinservative when it comes to new ideas on suggestions, I guess, but that's hardly a thought given some of the absolute crap that's come out recently.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:01, 14 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::Looky lokky.  He took my archiving advice....now I would like those money trees back now.  I...uh....owe them to someone else... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:45, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Bull shat. I told him to archive it and he listened to me. Don't make my pacifistic ass kick your ass!''':P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 17:49, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: I heard something about nothing so i decided to come here.--[[User:Someguy5031|Someguy5031]] 18:05, 16 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::::I told him first....just scroll all the way to the right and up....you should find it eventually... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:09, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Yes you told him first, but he listened to me. :P--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:10, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::::: I didn't listen to anyone. I only decided to archive it after it took me half an hour to load the page!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:16, 16 July 2007 (BST)
{{Money Tree}}
Here's a money tree.  Now say you listened to me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:24, 16 July 2007 (BST)

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--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:30, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:Money trees are better then gold...as noted [[User:Axe_Hack/Archive#Better_than_gold|here]]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:33, 16 July 2007 (BST) But just in case...
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HA! I have given him more stuff, now he has to listen to me. And I gave him one that moves.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:40, 16 July 2007 (BST)

Hmmm, I'm afraid that another competition has started, with, yes another medal up for grabs... Whoever can put the most impressive template on my page '''while also relating it to the conversation!''' gets another one of seventythree's shiney shiney medals.... oh and Someguy5031, feel free to join in.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:55, 16 July 2007 (BST)
:Where did I put that platinum picture?  Oh wait...it looks like Gold Blade never uploaded one...Oh well...SA...I'm afraid I'll have to call HS for your money fraud...each money trees and diamonds coming out of my bank account!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:54, 17 July 2007 (BST)
::You people are weird. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 16:38, 17 July 2007 (BST)
{{flagbox|Purple|Bullshit6gf.jpg‎|BULLSHIT!|If we're weird, than your just plain fucked up!''':)'''.}}--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:25, 17 July 2007 (BST)
:::Crap I'm bad with templates. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:19, 17 July 2007 (BST)
::::Then that means I win.''' :P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:21, 17 July 2007 (BST)
:::::BABABA! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:01, 19 July 2007 (BST)
::::::Ha ha. *in taunting voice* Thats still not a template! ''':P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 05:23, 22 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::Here lies Random Feth.  It was a good feth, random and spontaneous. I have little to say, other than hopefully it shall be revived one day. Care to continue someone? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:46, 25 July 2007 (BST)
::::::::My, what good times it was. I'll miss the bugger, was always messing up my talk page though...--[[Example page|Srvendytree]]
:::::::::It was moved 3 times...--<font face="Impact">[[Example page|{{c|HotPink|Lurchryman}}]]</font>
::::::::::No, no no  no no!--<font size=2><font face="Pristina">[[Example page|<span style="color: DarkMagenta">Selbpoooperdoo Engel</span>]]</font>
:::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>sniffle* You shall be remembered, '''RANDOM FETH!''' --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:46, 25 July 2007 (BST) ... woops did I just mess up the nav on this page a bit?

Random feth is not dead! I've just been down with some sort of flu for the last few days is all..... What next?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 19:18, 25 July 2007 (BST)
:Naw your right, I just wanted to fiddle with signatures and stuff... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:42, 25 July 2007 (BST)
::I like the way you got the englishness of my comments across in the one you made of me.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:03, 25 July 2007 (BST)
:::I is a total feth head! Look at my and mine porr grammer a spelin capbylytes!--[[Example page|<font face=Skia>Target Zoπbie]]  <sup> [[Example page|TM]]</sup> </font face>
::::RANDOM FETH EDIT WAR!!! BYAW!! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:59, 27 July 2007 (BST)
::::::BLARGH!!!!!!!!!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:32, 27 July 2007 (BST)
:::::::I totally owned this contest. What now, gnome boy? What now? ''';)'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:37, 27 July 2007 (BST)
Dude, Don't annoy Target zombie, you know how he gets.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:45, 27 July 2007 (BST)
:............ hehehe ............--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:24, 27 July 2007 (BST)
::You didn't win shit.
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So...who gave 73 the must stuff now?  And by the looks of it...he deserves a cookie as well.
{{Cookie|Axe Hack|Seventythree|free}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:39, 27 July 2007 (BST)
:That isn't the current contest. The contest is to see who can make the coolest template, while having it relate to the discussion. So, 
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:''':)'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 23:46, 27 July 2007 (BST)

:::: Well, while SA has a point, I do like cookies.... --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 09:10, 28 July 2007 (BST)
::::DOH! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:47, 28 July 2007 (BST)
::::To compensate for my d'oh:
{{Homer}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:39, 28 July 2007 (BST)
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|rowspan=2|[[Image:Kitten_Huff.jpg]]||style="background-color: black; color: #DC143C; font-size: 90%; text-align: center"|'''Heh...[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing <span style="color:Maroon">Kitten Huffing...</span>]'''
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|style="color: Indigo; font-size: 90%; text-align: center"|'''Axe Hack needs to lay off the kittens. It's fucking up his ability to read! :)'''
|} {{Unsigned|Suicidalangel}}
:And SA needs to remember to sign his posts.  And be quiet about the kittens.  If my cousin here in Taiwan hears about this, I won't be allowed to fool around with her cat... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:40, 3 August 2007 (BST)
::Eh, sorry 'bout that. I've been working on a program, and at the moment, it just seems to screw around with my browser. Right now, half the basic functions in  firefox aren't working because of it, and I'll be damned if I go back to IE because of a temporary problem like this. Again, sorry. It's been happening everywhere.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:23, 4 August 2007 (BST)
:::IE?  Why don't you upgrade to the latest one?  It seems to have some Firefox like things on it now...If not...get another computer...one for work, one for play. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 12:52, 4 August 2007 (BST)
::::I just don't like IE anymore. Way too many security holes. And I just don't have the finacial stability to afford another computer. Not one that I'd like anyway.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 12:58, 4 August 2007 (BST)
:::::Need money?  Grab either any of the money trees or diamonds or gold above...except I believe I wish to be paid back with an extra 5%... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:32, 4 August 2007 (BST)
:::::::Heh.   
CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!

VILLAGER #1:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?

CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!

BEDEVERE:
How do you know she is a witch?

VILLAGER #2:
She looks like one.

CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!

BEDEVERE:
Bring her forward.

WITCH:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

BEDEVERE:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.

WITCH:
They dressed me up like this.

CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...

WITCH:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.

BEDEVERE:
Well?

VILLAGER #1:
Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE:
The nose?

VILLAGER #1:
And the hat, but she is a witch!

VILLAGER #2:
Yeah!

CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!

BEDEVERE:
Did you dress her up like this?

VILLAGER #1:
No!

VILLAGER #2 and 3:
No. No.

VILLAGER #2:
No.

VILLAGER #1:
No.

VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
No.

VILLAGER #1:
Yes.

VILLAGER #2:
Yes.

VILLAGER #1:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.

VILLAGER #3:
A bit.

VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
A bit.

VILLAGER #3:
A bit.

VILLAGER #1:
She has got a wart.

RANDOM:
[cough]

BEDEVERE:
What makes you think she is a witch?

VILLAGER #3:
Well, she turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE:
A newt?

VILLAGER #3:
I got better.

VILLAGER #2:
Burn her anyway!

VILLAGER #1:
Burn!

CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...

BEDEVERE:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

VILLAGER #1:
Are there?

VILLAGER #2:
Ah?

VILLAGER #1:
What are they?

CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...

BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2:
Burn!

VILLAGER #1:
Burn!

CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...

BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1:
More witches!

VILLAGER #3:
Shh!

VILLAGER #2:
Wood!

BEDEVERE:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]

VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?

BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.

CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.

BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.

RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...

BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1:
No. No.

VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!

CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!

BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1:
Bread!

VILLAGER #2:
Apples!

VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1:
Cider!

VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!

VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!

VILLAGER #2:
Mud!

VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!

VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!

ARTHUR:
A duck!

CROWD:
Oooh.

BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...

VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE:
And therefore?

VILLAGER #2:
A witch!

VILLAGER #1:
A witch!

CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...

--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:00, 5 August 2007 (BST)
:No template, and doesn't realte to the conversation. Fail.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:03, 5 August 2007 (BST)
::Extra fail!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:08, 5 August 2007 (BST)
:::Moar Fail!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:32, 5 August 2007 (BST)
::::Mega Fail! Okay, I'm done today...--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 04:32, 5 August 2007 (BST)
:::::Shoo then! Mr. Undo every edit! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:46, 5 August 2007 (BST)
::::::What are we doing again? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 14:34, 5 August 2007 (BST)

== Tinfoil Hat ==
Sourced from [[Clothes/Suggestions#Tinfoil_Hat| the Tinfoil Hat suggestion]]. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 11:04, 11 September 2007 (BST)
#:Yup. We're watching you, buddy.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:34, 6 September 2007 (BST)
#::''*Hides crack pipe, formats hard drive, adds more tin foil to hat*'' --[[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 23:45, 6 September 2007 (BST)
#::: Stay where you are. We will be round to collect you shortly. And put down that chicken!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:48, 6 September 2007 (BST)
#::::Psst!  Pavluk!  There's a secret tunnel behind that building behind you! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:26, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::We know. We built it and we are here to shut down your Illegal chicken-smuggling operation. Seriously, how long did you think you could get away with trying to pass off live chickens as human kidneys on the black market?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:30, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::You don't know anything.  I just dug that tunnel!  And who said anything about chicken kidneys?  We were making em sniff cocaine!  Opps...shouldn't have said that... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:16, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::What a waste. Chickens are incapable of getting high. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 19:09, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Funny, I used to think as well...Thanks for the tunnel, Axe - that was close! ==[[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 19:34, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Alright, Target...You got me.  I was forcing the chickens to do kitten huffing. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:40, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::You are a bad, bad person! Officer! Arrest that man!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:53, 7 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::AH!  Um...(*Throws smoke pellets*) Um...why am I still here? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 03:31, 9 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::Let's end it there. --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 03:58, 9 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::No, let's end it here! We're still watching you, by the way Pavluk.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:09, 9 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::Sorry, Dux, you can't legally ban me so I shall persist until the end of my attention span lets me. But don't worry, theres no way in hell something like this can form into another Random Feth. I mean come on, we're talking about ''chickens!''--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:41, 9 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::Plus, It's not random feth, Chicken smuggling is a serious problem. Did you know, over 10,000 people where victims of chicken smuggling related crimes last year? Remember kids, if someone offers you a chicken, just say no.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:18, 9 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Don't forget that Lach's not here to yell at us either. And also, Axe? When the hell did I give you permission to use the Colombian kittens? I told you once already, those are '''mine'''. The chickens get the Japanese ones.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 11:08, 11 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Godamn it, looks like I've uncovered a feindish plot to geneticaly mix kittens and chickens for some demented purpose!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:06, 11 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Um...I have no clue what you are talking about... (*A chicken comes out into the open and gives out a "Meow!"*)  Um...yea...about that... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:32, 11 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::When will people learn, mutating domesticated animals never pays!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:46, 11 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Yes I agree. Making stilts out of chicken feet is much more rewarding.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:20, 12 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::A career in the circus supplies manufacturing feild is certainly not something to be sneezed at.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 07:30, 12 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::You'll never stop us. Not when we can blame everything on global warming. -- [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 13:54, 12 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::Um, its Global Colding. I don't know where everybody is getting this warming thing from.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:28, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::Holy crap! IT's both at the same time! We're doomed! The world's gonna heat up and cool down at the same time and we're gonna fry and freeze!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 10:37, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::Really?  I thought it was called Global CIA Troubles... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:58, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::Nah, that's been rebranded as American foreign policy--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:00, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::I know one thing that's happening.  It's called Global Bush. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:05, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::Dude, Don't get me started. How the hell did he seriously fool that many americans into voting for him?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:07, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::It's very easy.  He was a problem, and there was no way for the Americans to get away from it. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:14, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::He forced chickens to huff kittens. Once a chicken huffs enough kittens, some of the kitten essence builds up in the chicken. Then, if someone eats the chicken, it's as if they huffed kittens themselves. From my visits to America, chicken seems to be a pretty popular dish. Bush made sure that so many people were wasted off kittens that they just voted for the guy at the top of the ballot paper. Guess who that was. -- [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 20:18, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::The..... The..... Bastard! How could he do that! Kittens are a force for good, not evil!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:21, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::Hey!  Quiet there!  I can't get a clear shot of Bush's head!  I'm just 100 yards from the white house on a roof of some building with a sniper rifle...Opps...did I just say that out loud? (*BANG BANG SMASH!  "''FREEZE!  FBI!  You're under arrest for attempted assassination of the President!''")  AHHH!!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:25, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::S'ok. Just leave the dumb bastard in a room with something dangerous.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:27, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::What was that???!  I'm kinda busy at the moment!  (*Runs into an alley, pulls out pistol, and fires at pursuing FBI agents*) DIE DIE DIE!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:29, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::Not again.....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 20:31, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::Chew on this!!!  (*Throws what looks like a blue viral like container*)  Shit!  That's not the grenade!  That was the zombie virus!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:40, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::Idiots...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:56, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Yes.  I'm an idiot.  I accidentally turned the FBI into zombies...just what we need...zombies in the FBI... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:59, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Well, the only thing I know about the FBI comes from watching the XFiles when I was younger, so for all I know, they could have been zombies all along.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:20, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Everyone!  Barricade yourselves in!  President Bush annonced that he has declared war on the United States with his newly created zombie FBI!  The worst part...they know how to use guns!  Oh no!  It's the end of the world as we know it!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:24, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::When one of the sysops cracks and sticks this on one of our talkpages, I nominate someone else this time.......--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:18, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::Yeah... about that...--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 23:24, 13 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Nooooooo!!!! Sigh. Vista 2. Seventythree 0. Oh well, when I become moderator, i'm gonna make vista add a picture of a small aardvark next to his sig... --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:40, 13 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Good going, 73.  You had to open your mouth.  I bet if you didn't open your mouth, it wouldn't be on your talk page.  I vote we stick this on the talk page of the person who started this conversation.  Oh wait... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:23, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::Har har har. Oh well, anyone else want to take this off on a wild tangent? I vote for ninja-ducks with mind controll powers.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:26, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::I vote that if this conversation keeps going, I'm putting 73's talk page to my watchlist. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:28, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::I '''Knew''' ''they'' where watching me.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:30, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:Already on my watch page... DUN DUN DUN!!!!! - (I wish I could pitch my voice in words).--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:32, 14 September 2007 (BST)
Say...the next 10 posts and this'll get on my watchlist. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:33, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:Well, let's get these tinfoil hats implemented as soon as possible (mental note to self, 2 litres of strong coffee and proplus is not helping my paranoia.)--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:35, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::"...the next 10 posts and this'll get on my watchlist. --Axe Hack Talk To Me Enlist That Sig! 00:33, 14 September 2007 (BST)"
:::Ok I said it. Now what?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:36, 14 September 2007 (BST) YOU CONFLICT!! GAAAH! KILILLLL!!!!
::::Youv'e got a lot of (edit) conflict in your life, haven't you?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:37, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::That's 2...8 more to go...go on...just keep typing...post 8 times in a row if you must. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:39, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Vun! Two! Three edit conflicts! Mwhahahaha!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:40, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::Anyway, everyone should be watching my page, cuz, I'm just sooo brilliant.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:42, 14 September 2007 (BST)
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:Damn edit conflicts...that's 3 in a row... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:44, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::hgdsfadf--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:45, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::73, your talk page has more content and more hits than my own user page. And your own too.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:46, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::SHOPPEEE--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:46, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::EDIT CONFLICT!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:47, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::I wins the internets!<nowiki><nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki><nowiki><nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki>--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:47, 14 September 2007 (BST)</nowiki></nowiki>
::::::::I missed the sign button in case your curious.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:47, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Lallalaaaaaa--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:48, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Conflicting?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:48, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::I probably am.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::I had some actual work to do on the wiki...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::But you guys just had to start this spam again.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::Think I'll get bored? Probably not.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::Fast browser + fast internets = win!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Ok you can post now.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::NOT! AHAHHAHAAA!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:51, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::Ok now you can.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:51, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'd win the signature race if I entered....--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:51, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::Dooooodoooodoooooo.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ME done.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)
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Soup! Soup! Oh tasty Soup!
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder


Crouton Crouton
(Crunchy friends in a liquid broth)
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!


Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 00:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:How? DAM!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:53, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::That was very sneaky.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:53, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::Damn edit conflicts...this mean war.  Mudkips!  Assemble! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:54, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::HA! Check out recent changes. Its all me everywhere!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:54, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::You know...the Sig Race gets it's info from the most linked page.  Even though you have 100 sigs here, it still counts as 1. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Thats smelly. I guess I'll have to say hi to every user on the wiki then.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Ok, I'm seriously going back to what I was originally going to do. Adding the bulletin boards to every 'burb on this wiki. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:59, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::You didn't get a crackpipe because you tried to arrest him. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:01, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::No fair.... He got a crakpipe....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:07, 14 September 2007 (BST)
{{crack|Axe Hack|Seventythree|for being a big, whiny, little, b$&#%!}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:13, 14 September 2007 (BST)

:::::::THank you :-) Now, where's my crack?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:15, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::Alright...you know what? (*Snatches 73's new crack pipe*) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:17, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:19, 14 September 2007 (BST)
{{crack|Axe Hack|Seventythree|with a time bomb inside, due to explode as soon as Seventythree uses it.}}  Here's the crack. (*Hands over the crack*) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:21, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Why would you do that? Now I have a crack pipe that I can't use.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:24, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::What the hell are you talking about?  There's no bomb in there. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:26, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::Now I don't know who to beleive....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:29, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::Well...it's just me here right now.  So you believe...me. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:31, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::I beleive that you put a bomb in my new pipe. Look, it's even ticking!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:32, 14 September 2007 (BST)
{{Mudkips}} Here's a Mudkip if you use it... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:33, 14 September 2007 (BST)
(*offers mudkip the crackpipe*)--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:35, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:No Mudkip! DON'T TOUCH IT! NOOOOOoooooo!!! CA-BOOOOM!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:37, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::Why??!?  He was so young... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:38, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::But.... You told me the crackpipe was fine.... You said, and you wouldn't lie to me would you? --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:41, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::Too bad.  Mudkip is alive.  See. (*Points to a Mudkip using what appears to be 73's crackpipe*)  Now be quiet...<s>the thing only explodes if you use it.</s> --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:44, 14 September 2007 (BST)
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.....BOOOM!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:46, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:Not you, damn it...73! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:48, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::And there's another crack pipe I won't see again....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::Alright...no more crackpipe for you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::Awwwww..... Please?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
====TINFOIL HATZ CONTINUED!!====
Haha.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)

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Use sparingly my ass.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:52, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:Alright 73...here's crack, but no pipe. (*Hands over crack*) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:53, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::Looks like I'll have to find some skins then. Sigh.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:54, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::Ew. I go now. You break wiki when back get I, or break I you. K?<nowiki><nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki>[[Media:[[Media:Example.ogg]]<nowiki><math>Insert non-formatted text here</math>--~~~~</nowiki>]]</nowiki> I keep missing the dam sig button.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::::I gave you the crack, you just need to add pipe. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:57, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pokes Everyone* Everybody has AIDS, AIDS! Man, I'm such an ass. Well, I'm heading out, I actually have a date tonight! Go me! Have fun kids, and play nice!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:54, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Good luck. Unless they're, like a nutter or something. --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:14, 15 September 2007 (BST)

===At Least I'm not Vista (suggestions page)===
#:'''RE''' - I'm crap at spelling. Ces't La Vie.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:12, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::Lets see how long it takes for this to get removed.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:15, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::As long as it doesn't go on my talkpage.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:16, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::Well we'll see won't we?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:17, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::It can't. It just can't. It's happened to me twice already.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:20, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::Before we continue, let me point out the soon-to-be-mover that it was 73 who started this.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:21, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::No, no, cos A helpfull little gnome deliberatley put a comment that he knew that I would reply to! No fair!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:22, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::You spelt "helpful" wrong, and "deliberately".--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:24, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Yup. I be gonig to speeel al mye wordes wronge till thys geyts putt on ur talkepagge.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:25, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::You spelt "spell," "all," "my," "words," "wrong," "gets," "your," "talk page" wrong.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:28, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::GAAAH! I can't function with spelling errors!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:30, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::damn! I realy didn't want to......--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:29, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::Why do we do this.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:34, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::To avert a strange and unatural force that we know nothing of. Years ago subliminal information was beamed to rougthly 500 of us via a pink beam fired through our heads while watching a commercial for catfood. We know nothing of this of course, we have merely been programmed to post a series of seemingly meaningless comments on a set of apparently random internet sites. By doing this we create a specific pattern of thought in a few select people who read this that triggers the relese of pre-coded instructions buried in the collective unconscious of the human race. THen they can go on to complete small actions that build up to combat aforementioned strange unatural force.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:41, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::Then how do you know?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:46, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::I have a peculiar form of sleepwalking that allows me to type in my sleep. I know this subliminaly and my sleeptyping allows me to type this.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:49, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::But how do you know that you are sleeptyping? People never recall sleepwalking.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:51, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::I won't have any recolection I typed this when I wake up. In fact, I'll barely be able to understand this at all when I wake up, and even if I do, I will dismiss it as nonsense due to a special item written into the programmed instructions in my brain.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:54, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::Then why are you talking about not remembering something but able to recall that you can't understand what you type in your sleep?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:57, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::I'm talking in my sleep now.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:59, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::But that means your talking about why we do things like this, then explain that you are sleeptyping and that you'll have no recollection of it when you awake, while sleeptyping. My god sir you are one messed up fellow!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:01, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::I've just read a little too much Philip K Dick.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:02, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::What!?!?! I'll kill you for calling me a dick! And who is this Philip person!?!?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:05, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::Har har har.... You have read Philip K Dick right? Philisophical/sci fi writer, 70's took way too much acid and speed.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:07, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::Ingesting a chemical that burns and taking something that isn't an object. Oh my, he must be a god!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:09, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::He thought he was, at one point. And that god was sleeping in a clay pot someone gave him. Good author though. When he was sober.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:11, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::Out of ideas.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:14, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::::Well, we could just wait till this gets moved to your talkpage. Someone was asking me to set up a "reserve" or assylum, I guess for all these crazy converations. I've gotta find out how to do that.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:16, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Whoa nelly! We got a bitter below! Reel him in Jimmy! ~ What, make a new page?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:19, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Yeah, for tinfoil hat, random feth, this and the one that no-ones picked up on yet on clothes page. Good idea?--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:25, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::It is. What you would do is type something like [[Assylum]] or [[User:Seventythree/Assylum]] if you wanted it to be a subpage. I'd much rather have a separate page though.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:28, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::It's kinda poetic when comment trees grow as long as this and each word gets a line to itself. --[[User:Toejam|Toejam]] <sup>[[Project Atmosphere|A]] [http://www.swivel.com/graphs/show/23138202?graph%5Bscale%5D=absolute Stats Graph]</sup> 00:10, 15 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Seperate page it is. Hang on.....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:29, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:Sysops, please. Move the mass of stupid to one of their talkpages. [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 23:17, 14 September 2007 (BST)

Oh, and just FYI, I hate both of you because I got half way through striking those out before I realized how much was there.--{{User:Karek/sig}} 00:15, 15 September 2007 (BST)
==More Nonsense==
#:Copier!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:16, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:Copier!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:18, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::Ach. You didn't even indent!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:18, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::Ach. You didn't even indent!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:20, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::Copy this! ª•§¥Ωøˆ£¨˜∆æ…¬ß˚« ß«∂ ø¨ˆß∂πø¨∂ßπøˆ∂!!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:21, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::Copy this! ª•§¥Ωøˆ£¨˜∆æ…¬ß˚« ß«∂ ø¨ˆß∂πø¨∂ßπøˆ∂!!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:24, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::Alrighty then...<font size=50>TRY THIS: è</font size> HA!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:26, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::Alrighty then...<font size=50>TRY THIS: è</font size> HA!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:27, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::<font face=skia>har.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:29, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::<font face=skia>har.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:30, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::You realize everything after this will be in skia.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:31, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::You realize everything after this will be in skia.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:32, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::Macs rule. :P--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:33, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#:::::::Macs rule. :P--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:36, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Noo... Nooo! NOOO!! I thought that'd stop you! What kind of monster are you!?!?! Shoo demon! *Sprays something on 73 that will make his head explode the next time he copies anything*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:38, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::Noo... Nooo! NOOO!! I thought that'd stop you! What kind of monster are you!?!?! Shoo demon! *Sprays something on 73 that will make his head explode the next time he copies anything*--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:42, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::Why didn't your head explode? Oh wait *sprays something on 73 that will make his head ''asplode'' the next time he copies anything.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:47, 14 September 2007 (BST)
#::::::::::Why didn't your head explode? Oh wait *sprays something on 73 that will make his head ''asplode'' the next time he copies anything.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:50, 14 September 2007 (BST)
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::::::::::::::Ha! Your edit doesn't show up while mine did! Not a complete copy! I WIN!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:06, 14 September 2007 (BST)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Curse you! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:08, 14 September 2007 (BST)
:You hafta give me a medal now.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:09, 14 September 2007 (BST)
::K. I'll make you one to-morrow. My computers all glitchy at the moment.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:12, 14 September 2007 (BST)
Golf clap. --[[User:Uncle Bill|Uncle Bill]] 09:07, 15 September 2007 (BST)

'''Cut it out guys. Keep this rubbish off the main wiki pages. Namespaces only.''' --{{User:Dux Ducis/sig}} 11:17, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:<font size=15>I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:22, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Dux Dunt love us. He got realy shirty with us cos of this. Apparently we get into trouble for this sort of thing.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:25, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::<font size=30>I STILL LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:30, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::GAY.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:31, 15 September 2007 (BST)
<font size=500>:'(</font>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:33, 15 September 2007 (BST)

::::Ooops.... We broke the wiki.....--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:35, 15 September 2007 (BST)
<font size=90045645645645634563560000>:D</font> <-- Won't go any bigger!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:36, 15 September 2007 (BST)
DOUBLE CONFLICT!!!


Help!!!!!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:38, 15 September 2007 (BST)

:::::The wiki will be dead by the time were done with it...--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)	 
			
T.Z YOU EDIT CONFLICTING BASTARD!!!!!!!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)

I edit conflicted myself.......--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:46, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:<font size=90045645645645634563560000>LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR</font></font>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 18:51, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Blergh. --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:52, 15 September 2007 (BST)
<font color=navy><font size=9>LULZ!!!! 73 WAS BANNEDEDED.</font color>--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:19, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:We could totally ruin his talk page right now, and theres nothing he can do about it.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:20, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::I'm on it!--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:22, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Hows that for vandalism?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:29, 15 September 2007 (BST)




NO!!!! I'm telling the Mod Monsters! - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 22:30, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:Not If I do it first. Who thinks I should put myslef up for vandalism?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:32, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::You'll probably get banned for that.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::I'm going for it. I won't be back until tomorrow anyway.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:41, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::Whatever next! (Well, maybe a convoluted, 4-sided Arbitration case - but I didn't say that) - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 22:45, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::::(And then we all run for SysOps, but I didn't say that neither) - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 22:45, 15 September 2007 (BST)

==Heroism in the name of, well us realy.==
A bunch of us made a stab at getting the deletions page deleted, cos we reckoned best to cut off the source of the recent drama and arsyness. Seventythree and Nailikill got ourselves banned, then reinstated. We did good though. This is the vandla report for us.
==={{usr|Seventythree}} and {{usr|Nalikill}}===
{{vndl|Seventythree}}
{{vndl|Nalikill}}

For putting the [[A/D|Deletions]] page in Deletions, and then adding it again after it was removed. This is clearly not good faith, since the Deleations page is a really useful tool for the administration of this wiki. {{unsigned|hagnat}}

:Well, looks like 73 beat me to the vandal page. Lets see if I can get a warning first though!''' :D'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 21:38, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:It is in good faith. I hate drama. A lot of it comes from the deletions queue. What gave you the right to remove it? Every page can be nominated for deletion. I never saw the policy that said otherwise. [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 21:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::Was trying to make a point. I'll remove it, obviously. And It obviously would'nt ever be deleted. It's a good faith edit, because I'm trying to introduce just a little perspective into the recent proceedings. People seem to have been caught up just recently with using these pages to attack each other as opposed to what they where intended for.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:42, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::Honestly though, it was such a ridiculous request, so should it even be considered vandalism? It's not like it would have been deleted, and they do have a right to request it. Maybe a policy should be made saying that admin pages can't be deleted?--
{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 21:44, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::I agree. Putting Deletions up for Deletion was done to make a point, to try to improve the wiki. It's not bad faith or vandalism, as blanking the page etc would have been - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 21:47, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Stuff like this is why Wikipedia has a [[Wikipedia:WP:POINT|WP:POINT]] guideline. It '''is''' bad faith – changes such as the proposed should be discussed in-depth, not thrown in with the intention to disrupt. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 21:53, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Well...No I have no one to talk to. Will someone hold me?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 21:54, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Both users banned for a day. This is the same things as going into your Police Department and telling to stop punishing criminals because cops sometimes shoot and kill people. There is no point in asking for the Deletion page to be deleted, and this actions goes against the whole administration of the wiki. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 21:52, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:No, this is like standing outside your Police Department and protesting that your local Police Officers are being heavy-handed. Also, why was it a straight ban, and not a warning? Nalikill only had one warning, and Seventythree didn't have any. - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 21:59, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::I'm sure it's in a policy somewhere...*lurks around*--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:00, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::And whatever happened to assuming good faith? ''':P'''.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:02, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::I smell something fishy.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:03, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::::There is nothing fishy, there is no good faith. The only thing that adding the Deletion page in itself would create was drama, which is what they claim to end. This is vandalism, since it tries to disrupt the entire system this wiki works on by abusing itself. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 22:06, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::::::OK, but why not warn them, instead of a ban? And if a ban must be imposed, why as long as 24 hours? I know there's been an even higher level of drama today than usual, and you've had more than your fair share of work as a result, but is there not a case for leniency? - [[User:Pavluk|Pavluk]] <sup>[[Project_Atmosphere|A!]]</sup> 22:08, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::{{quote|Vandalism|The wiki philosophy towards vandalism is not one of punishment. We try, for the most part, to attempt to prevent the vandalism from happening, rather than punish interlopers. So, if someone is actively vandalising a page, and stops after being warned, we will not go any further on the issue.
:If a user continues to vandalise the wiki after being warned not to, they get a second warning. If, after that warning, the vandalism continues, then we are forced to ban the user for 24 hours from editing the wiki.}}
:Wouldn't they both have just gotten a warning (in Nalikill's case,  a second one)?--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:09, 15 September 2007 (BST)
::in several occasions users got two or more warnings for a single action. This always decided based on the gravity of their actions. I made a judgment call, and decided that a 24h would help them calm their heads, realize that nothing would be gained by following their track of actions, and give us space to carry on with our business. I had reverted the article 3 times to its original form, but they kept adding the deletion request for the deletions page. Even when i filled this vandalism report they displayed no interest in stopping this whole thing, so the only way was to temporarily revoke their rights to edit this wiki. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 22:16, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:::#Both unbanned due to complete lack justification for not following the normal procedure combined with likely misconduct, 
:::#Ruled not vandalism for Seventythree.
:::#a single warning for Nalikill for continued misuse of the deletions page.
::::The rest will argued on the misconduct page.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 00:59, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:::::And if somebody could tell me where the bleep the unban button went I'd be much obliged.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:24, 16 September 2007 (BST)

:::::No rule was broken by 73 or Nalikill and in my opinion it is Hagnat who is the vandal. What right does he have to revert/delete, GOOD FAITH EDITS? The only reason I have not put this back up for deletion is laziness (and incompetence!!!) Believe me if it wasn't so late I would try anyway. This whole thing stinks and at the very least he deserves a warning!--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 01:27, 16 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Both unbanned.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:29, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::I'd like to say everything I have done was in the name of Pluto, and for the reinstatement of Pluto as a planet. That is all.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 01:35, 16 September 2007 (BST)


'''Not to be done, Suicidal Angel and Target Zombie then vandalised seventythrees talkpage and reported themselves. THey got warnings. Brave lads.'''

==={{usr|Suicidalangel}} and {{usr|A Helpful Little Gnome}}===
{{vndl|Suicidalangel}}
{{vndl|A Helpful Little Gnome}}

(S.A.'s) For [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Seventythree&curid=44640&diff=825531&oldid=825477 this] edit. (AHLG's) He's such a [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Seventythree&curid=44640&diff=825553&oldid=825531 bad] person.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:46, 15 September 2007 (BST)
:One warning to gnome for the hacks. One warning to Herr Engle for the page wipe. One warning to Herr Engle for superfluous vandal reports. --{{User:Max Grivas/sig}} 00:26, 16 September 2007 (BST)

'''THen Hagnat (banner extrodinare) was embroiled in a tricky misconduct case. Will our plucky heroes escape from this lates trap without dying of caffene overdoses? Who knows.....'''

===Hagnat===

My friend Nalikill and his friend 73 were banned. There was '''no judgement''' on by '''any other sysop''' on that page- or even a judgement from him. Not only did he have no right to ban them without a judgement, he abused his powers by being the one to ban them when he was too biased to render a strictly unbiased judgement. Vandlilism thang http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning#Seventythree_and_Nalikill

Deletion thang 

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki%3AAdministration%2FDeletions&diff=825485&oldid=825482 [[User:Lukeninersfan|Lukeninersfan]] 22:07, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Enough. All people not involved in this case had comments moved the [[Misconduct#Hagnat|talkpage.]] This is not the place to have a freestyle discussion. Do not clutter up this page any further if you are not Hagnat, Seventythree, Nalikill or a sysop.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:07, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:'''Not Misconduct''' - Four men enter one man leaves. Several people got a little stupid shortly before server reset. There were bans, warnings, warn bannings, and ban warnings. Now, Shoot zombies / Eat brains. Tomorrow is another day. --{{User:Max Grivas/sig}} 01:09, 16 September 2007 (BST)
::Max grivas, please do not jump the gun until I make my comment, This is clearly misconduct and I was already busy collecting all the data.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:11, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:::Please review all of 73,nali,Engle and Gnomes edits from the prior day before forming that conclusion. --{{User:Max Grivas/sig}} 01:15, 16 September 2007 (BST)
::::I am just doing that, as well as presenting all that data here complete with time line. With a little patience you'll see my argument. I'm not as fast as I'd like to be.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:22, 16 September 2007 (BST)
From what I've seen of the drama, I'm inclined to rule that this was misconduct. While a sysops is justified in handing out an interim ban to long term members in order to stop protracted edit conflicts until another sysop can rule on [[A/VB]] cases, this time [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] only reverted twice, and I don't see where 73 reverted anything at all. Both of those users definitely deserve a warning. Don't fuck with the admin pages you clowns. It's enough of a pain in the arse to trawl through them as it is, without having to fix up your clowning around. <small>The preceding signed comment was added by [[User:Boxy|boxy]] ([[User talk:Boxy|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Boxy|contribs]]) at 01:17 16 September 2007 (BST)</small>

Frankly speaking, i think it's easy to show up two hours later and point the finger at me claiming ''misconduct!''. But for a whole hour i had to deal with these users, which were causing drama and more drama and asking for drama to stop. They were not only causing drama, butwhen the drama was about to come to an end (with me ruling not vandalism on byteme42 vandal report), they simply started a whole lot of drama about the Deletion page. They knew it would lead to nothing, asking an highly used administration pages to be deleted, and after the deletion request was removed and vandalism reported they kept editing the page. I tried to be reasonable, but a 24h ban was the only option i had to end this whole situation. I was pretty aware that it would have been brought to this page, but i strongly believe that my actions were in the good interest of the entire Urban Dead Community while theirs were only ''for the lulz''.--{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 01:27, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:Kisses Vista for unblocking him. Kisses the wiki ground. Ahem. Now, if I may throw in my three bits.
:1.I was acting stupid, no one questions that.
:2.I would've stopped if I'd been warned, or had had the rule that I'd broken cited at me, even if I'd been pissed about it afterward, or even if a judgement had been issued.
:3.I don't know about 73, but as for me, I'd drop my part of the charges in exchange for the vandal data entry about the ban being replaced with one about a warning (basically asking for the ban to have never officially happened, and to be replaced with a warning), and an apology from hagnat. [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 01:36, 16 September 2007 (BST)

Thank god for that! Ok, number one, I was fairly certain that something would come of me for what I did, and it did. This is misconduct I guess, but only in the sense that Hagnat made a mistake in banning me from the word go. We all make mistakes and I'm realy not one to hold a grudge. I did make that edit in good faith. I was making a point that I thought most people would agree with: Namely that people are increasingly using arbitration, vandal banning and deletions to further conflicts with each other and create needless drama in the process. I don't like this. The edits made by those trying to drop others in the shit are not good faith edits. For example see the recent vandal banning case againgst Grim_s where neither party involved felt offended, or whatever, yet someone had to come in and annoy us all to get back at Grim_s. THese pages are there to improve the way things are done, not to continue petty rivalry. 

I was wrong to do what I did, and I accept that. However It was in good faith. I wanted to cause a bit of a joke, but at the same time make a very valid point at the recent increase of people using Admin pages to get at other people and throw their weight around. I didn't think it would elicit the response it did, and I apolagise. To end with, go easy on HAgnat, he did what he though right, and if he did make a mistake, then, well, who has'nt.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 01:37, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:moved non-relevant comments to the talk page.--<small><span style="border: 1px solid MediumSeaGreen">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[Signature_Race|<span style="background-color: MediumSeaGreen; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;+1&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 01:52, 16 September 2007 (BST)

:I am glad you all assume that you were in the wrong, this recovers a little of respect i had on you all and that was lost in the last hours. Some of you i used to hold at high standards of trust, but this trust was lost today but recovered (if only a little of it) with your replies to this misconduct case. 
:I am not going to say that i am sorry for banning you guys, because i am not. You were asking for it, and once the ban-stick started to be used the whole situation calmed down, thus serving it's purpose even if not for the entire length of the ban. In the future, i hope you guys think about your actions before starting or escalating drama. --{{User:Hagnat/sig}} 02:00, 16 September 2007 (BST)
 
'''Phew. Wasn't that nasty?'''

MUAHAHAHAHAAA! [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 02:15, 16 September 2007 (BST)
==Another one joines the assylum.==
You're not martyrs. You're a bunch of newfags that got used as an example to get back at hagnat. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[ The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] [[DORIS]] [[Caiger Resistance Front|CRF]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 02:51, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:Welcome to the cause, brother! Denial is the first step to realizing you're already in the assylum. Welcome to the fold! [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 02:52, 16 September 2007 (BST)
::You're a dumbass shitting up the wiki. You're marked now. [[Witch Burners]] has you marked. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[ The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] [[DORIS]] [[Caiger Resistance Front|CRF]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 02:52, 16 September 2007 (BST)
:::With each breath, you advance our cause. Assylum bless you, brother. [[User:Nalikill|Nalikill]] 02:55, 16 September 2007 (BST)
::::Someone get that man a chill pill, Stat!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 02:56, 16 September 2007 (BST)

Best. Wiki Page. Ever. Period.
==RANDOM NINJAS!==
<Nowiki>*</nowiki>Random ninjas attack 73.* {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 03:31, 20 September 2007 (BST)
:WHY U KIEL 7.3?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:34, 20 September 2007 (BST)
::SO that I can become the undisputed master.....OF THIS CUTE LITTLE PUPPY!{{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 03:36, 20 September 2007 (BST)
:::YES! GOooD! IDeaR!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:42, 20 September 2007 (BST)
::::YES, GOD ID'D'ER. SHE WAS UNDERAGE. {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 03:45, 20 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Er!?! YE SHOULD HAVE BLEW TEH HEAD OFF!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:50, 20 September 2007 (BST)
:::::: HEY DE SIGS NO DIS PAGE R BROKETED!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:51, 20 September 2007 (BST)
::::::: SHOOP DA WOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!User:Nalikill/Sig}} 03:51, 20 September 2007 (BST)
BAI!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:54, 20 September 2007 (BST)
:VEGETA, WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT HIS RANDOM AND STUPID LEVEL?!?!?!
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:::To throw in my four cents' worth: I do not support these so-called "RANDOM NINJAS!" I feel that the ancient art of ninja-ness should be used with forethought and precision, not for random slaying. I can only hope that my coherent argument has brought a small measure of sense to this otherwise inane page. --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 04:32, 20 September 2007 (BST)
::::Hell. Ninjitsu, 99% of it is ripped off from Shaolin Kung Fu, as are most martial arts. {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 04:36, 20 September 2007 (BST)
::::Whoah, did anyone see those ninjas beat up Mr 74? Guess they got the wrong number, huh? --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 16:38, 20 September 2007 (BST)
::::Or maybe it's a warning.... --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 03:18, 21 September 2007 (BST)
:::::From Me. Or God, which is also me, but thats a whole 'nother conversation.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 03:20, 21 September 2007 (BST)
::::::I've actually heard that before, damn, what was that quotation... I think it ran something like "And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and '''ye shall be as gods''', knowing good and evil." Genesis 3:4-5. {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 03:29, 21 September 2007 (BST)
:Lost me at serpent. I went atheistic when I was 8, and that was quite a few years ago. Good night kids and kiddettes.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 03:40, 21 September 2007 (BST)
::Atheism is an interesting beleif system.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 12:07, 21 September 2007 (BST)
:::True that. I've a question to that regard: does Athesim, by its rejection of standard religion, qualify as a religion? --{{User:Pedentic/Sig}} 03:41, 22 September 2007 (BST)
::::No, it is a circular beleif system. A circular beleif system requires on proof from within the beleif system to prove itself.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 03:43, 22 September 2007 (BST)
:WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 22:13, 24 September 2007 (BST)
::LALALALALALALALA LALA LA! LALALALALALALALALALALA! LALALALALA! --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 08:46, 25 September 2007 (BST)
::WOOOOooooOOOOO!!! Yay...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:41, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::Meeble! Glooble! Glib! Nebblee! Argleeble!--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 17:48, 25 September 2007 (BST)
::::Whoa dude this guy is like, krazy or something!1!!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:01, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Well. --[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 18:20, 25 September 2007 (BST)
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::::::::::::::::::::::Fish. {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 21:17, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::Interactions.--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 21:19, 25 September 2007 (BST)
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:::::::::::::::::::::::::::Cannon--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:46, 25 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::Floccinaucinihilipilification--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:48, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::Device--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:50, 25 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::Walnut--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:51, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::Crushing--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:53, 25 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::Paella--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:54, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Restaurant--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:56, 25 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::Jelly-bean--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:56, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::That was 2 words. You lose.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:57, 25 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::Not realy. I merely forgot to add the hyphon--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 22:59, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::Ok sir, ill let you off with a warning. Let us continue!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:03, 25 September 2007 (BST)
Why--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:03, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:Coconut--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 23:15, 25 September 2007 (BST)
::People--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:37, 25 September 2007 (BST)
:::Nugget--[[User:Seventythree|Seventythree]] 11:45, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::I gots a new signiture!--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 16:41, 26 September 2007 (BST)
:My latest spamgun:
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==Assylum, Ho!==
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:Welcome_to_the_jungle_copy.jpg
Another Drama Llama that needs the help of the Assylum! {{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 15:29, 29 September 2007 (BST)
==An epic battle between Axe Hack and A Helpful Little Gnome==

(No, I don't know what's going on either, don't ask me--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 10:24, 1 October 2007 (BST))
YOU DISRUPTED MY WORKFLOW! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW!!

Nope I'm all good! Thanks!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:21, 21 September 2007 (BST)
:Har har. I still want me medal though!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:25, 21 September 2007 (BST)
::Like the other two medals you gave me. It was the medal for me beating you in that copycat battle.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:32, 21 September 2007 (BST)
:::Yes... yes... believe that I'm working you do. <small>(He doesn't realized that I'm creating a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!)</small>--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:31, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::In time, my EEEVVIIIIIIILLLLLL friend. In time.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:35, 26 September 2007 (BST)
:::::BOO!  I'm back from hell...don't worry.  The devil sent his reaper for you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:38, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::^^Whos this weirdo^^ Well 73, lets just say that even EEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL Vista wouldn't do it.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:43, 26 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::Yes I know that its a little risky to do something that even EEEVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL Vista wouldn't do, but I'm not backing down from this.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:46, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::Note to Gnome...in my books...it is illegal to call me a weirdo.  Mr. Devil!  Take his soul away! *The Devil pops out from hell and steals Gnome's soul* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:51, 26 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Why would you do that? Now he will just be more evil!--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 20:53, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Easy fix.  Where's the Ghost Rider when you need him... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:54, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::<small>Darn edit conflicts *ehem*</small>Well since this WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION is so evil that I can't even contemplate it, or write it down then EEEVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLL Vista can't possbily know that I'm making a plan thats far more EEEVIIIIIILLLL than anything that EEEEVIIIIILLLLL Vista would even think about doing. So you see, you and I are safe from EEEVIIIIILLLLL Vista because if he can't know, he can't harm. K?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:55, 26 September 2007 (BST) 
::::::::::::Gnomes don't have souls, Axe. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:55, 26 September 2007 (BST) <small>double edit conflict, I type too slow!</small>
:::::::::::::Yes they do. On the bottom of their boots.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 20:56, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::Whatever you do...don't pull his finger. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:58, 26 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::Finger injuries are painfull.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 20:59, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::I swear...don't pull his finger...at all.  The smell is unbearable. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:00, 26 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::>Pulls his finger<--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:02, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:03, 26 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::Neeerrrggghhhhh!!!!!!--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:04, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Toot!*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:15, 26 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::Good lord! It's like cabbages marinated in bat guano!--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:17, 26 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::I told you not to pull!  I swear...pull it again and there might be a nuclear explosion here... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:31, 27 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Begins to eat beans.*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:43, 27 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Begins to build a nuclear fallout shelter.*  73...whatever you do...don't pull his finger until this fallout shelter is complete...and when I'm inside... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:41, 27 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::Yes, only when he's inside 73. My, what a comfy nuclear fallout shelter you have there. Mind if I take a seat?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:46, 27 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::(Pulls finger and runs)--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 22:48, 27 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::NO!  I'm not done! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:08, 27 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>throws lit match behind him<--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:16, 27 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>TOOOTIEE TOOT TOOOOOOOTTT! WOOOSH KABOOOOM!*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:22, 27 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::AHHHHHH!!!!!! *Axe Hack goes flying and lands on top of 73*  Oh no!  The blast destroyed my Mudkip Army!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:33, 27 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::It's ok. I sold em all to the boneyard for glue anyway--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:56, 27 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Very well...for my next trick...ARISE MY ARMY!!!! *1,000,000,000,000 Mudkips appear out of nowhere.  With nuclear fart protection.*  MWUHAHAHAHAHA!  Mudkips!  Advance!  The world will tremble at the might of my Mudkip Army!!!  With reinforcements coming from Penguinland, aka Antarctica, nothing will stop me!!!! *The Penguin Army arrives from Antarctica and begins destroying the army sent by the UN.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:02, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Whaddaya think I made all that glue for? Sure, you've got loads of Mudkips and Penguins, but they're all glued up.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 00:03, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Glue gets destroyed by water.  Mudkips!  Water Gun!!! *Every Mudkips begins destroying the glue with their Water Gun attack.*  Nothing will stop me, I tell ya!  Nothing! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:05, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::How about a shiney frisbee?--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 00:07, 28 September 2007 (BST)

I don't play frisbee.  But...if you don't want me to destroy you...you can pledge allegiance to me... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:10, 28 September 2007 (BST)

:Nope. I was gonna distract your strange army with it, then bribe them with shiney pennies.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 00:13, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::You have forgotten that I have a Stewie Griffin enlisted.  Stewie!  Use your secret weapons and destroy 73!  And I don't care if it's your diaper you use! *Stewie takes out his secret weapon an blasts 73 with it.  And defenses 73 has is instantly destroyed.  Stewie then throws his diaper on 73...filled with poop.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:16, 28 September 2007 (BST)
<nowiki>*</nowiki>snickers to himself*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:29, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:You dare laugh in my time of world domination?  Penguins!  Snowballs at the ready!  And...FIRE!!! *A volley of snowballs hit Gnome where it hurts the most.* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:43, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::Activate the deflector shield! <small>"Aiye aiye captain!"</small> Ready my ship for combat sergeant. It's time to show those axes and numbers what we're made of.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:46, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::Bring in Autobots! <small>"Optimus Prime, reporting for duty."</small>  Good...take out those deflector shields and crush Gnome!  <small>"Yes sir.  Autobots!  Mobilize!"</small> --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:49, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::Arm the Destrocterinating Beam! <small>"Charging! .... READY!"</small> On my word.... FIRE! *Pew pew pew*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:02, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Release the Heartlesses!  <small>"The door of dark opened sir!  The Heartlesses are here!"</small>  *The Heartlesses destroy every Destrocterinating Beam that Gnome has.* <small>"Sir!  King Mickey sends reinforcements!"</small> *Sora, Donald, and Goofy appear* <small>"I'm Sora, the holder of the keyblade!  The King sends us three to help!  More are on the way!"</small> *Sora, Goofy, and Donald charge into Gnome's foot soldiers, forcing them on the retreat.* Excellent. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::RETREAT!!! <small>"Ahhhh!!!" Clang BANG BANG!</small> Ready the Gnome Powder sergeant! <small>"Sir, what Gno-"</small> SILENCE! Don't give it away fool! *ehem* Prepare the Gnome Powder as ordered!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:25, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::<small>"Sir!  Sam Fisher is back with enemy plans and placement!"</small>  Good.  Send him in.  <small>"Sir.  The enemy is on the retreat.  They are using a nonexistant Gnome Powder as a decoy to cover their retreat.  Their placements are scattered in this valley.  If we block both exits of this valley, and take the placements on top of the valley, we will be able to box them in."</small>  Very well.  We'll place the Autobots and Heartlesses at this end, forcing Gnome to run back out the other way into a waiting Mudkip Army, along with Sora and his group.  We'll position the Penguins up top on the valley, boxing them in.  Mr. Fisher!  Give orders to all units!  <small>"Yes sir!"</small> *Sam Fisher runs out of the tent and sends messengers to every unit.  All units take up their positions around the valley, boxing in Gnome's force.*  And now...we wait for them to realize they are boxed in... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:39, 28 September 2007 (BST)
<small>"Captain! We're boxed in sir! Yer stupid plan is gonna get us all killed. Ye limmie idi-</small> *CRACK. RIP. With the eyeballs of the sergeant stuck on his fingers, the Gnome tosses the head from sight.* Right. Insolent pant wearing idiot. Corporal! Your the new sergeant. <small>"Duh, ok."</small> Hold yer positions lads! We must hold out! GNOME POWER!! <small>"Gnome power! Yaahhh!"</small> To the death!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:48, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:<nowiki>*</nowiki>Looking from binoculars.* Looks like they saw they've been boxed in.  And they're still fighting....very well.  Penguins!  Artillery fire! *A volley of snowballs drop down the valley into many ranks of Gnome's force.* Now!  Their rear is undefended!  Autobots and Heartlesses!  Attack! *The Heartlesses and the Autobots charge Gnome's rear flank and annihilates many of Gnome's soldiers.* All right, while they're distracted, full frontal charge! *Sora's group and the Mudkip army charges headon into the front of Gnome's force, annihilating many.  Gnome's army now faces an attack from the sky, the rear, and the front.  There is no escape.*  MWUHAHAHAHA!  The country of Gnome is almost in my hands...Their general is now boxed in, with no retreat!  MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:55, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::<small>"Captain! They've devastated many of us! Are they close enough yet? We can't take much more o' this!"</small> Cool yer butt sergeant! They are close enough now. GNOMES! PREPARE OPERATION T! Those with pants, DROP 'EM! FORMATIONS PEOPLE! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! *the remaining gnomes manage to form a crude circle on a hill, with their pants down and aimed outwards* Wait for my signal!! ............... <small>Sir. Their getting closer. Sir! CAPTAIN!"</small> {{c|red|FIRE!}} *TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! *A collasal wave of noxious gas spews forth from the butt of every gnome. Mudkips, autobots and the likes that are caught in the blast are asploded upon impact. Those lucky enough to escape the majority of the blast suffer terrible gnome people welts. (Welts that are little gnomes that bite really hard)*--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:06, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::Hahaha!  Have you forgotten?  My army is equipped with nuclear fart armor!  They're partically unaffected!  Hahaha!  Now for some real fun to start...*The sky darkens and out from the sky appears Sephiroth.*  Now...you all die...Sephiroth!  Use the black materia!  *Throws Sephiroth the black materia.  Sephiroth uses it and a gigantic meteor appears from the sky.  The time to impact is 1 hour.*  MWUHAHAHAHA!  There is no stopping it!  Well...there is one way, but you won't know how unless you played Final Fantasy 7!!!  Looks like it'll be over for you shortly! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:29, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::DAMMIT! Stupid nuclear fart armor! Well at least we managed to deal with the first wave, nothing can withstand that magnitude of vibration. And whats this  black materia thing? Anyone played final fantasy 7? Comon, I ''know'' one of have! Fred! Didn't your little brother play!?!?! <small>"Uhhhh, duurrr liek yeah!"</small>........... *ehem* <small>"Oh! Hehe duurrrrr you hafta errr (godam article) uhhh keep the Weapon from errr breaking lose! HA"</small> The Weapon breaks loose and the black materia is swallowed down to the Planet's centre, never to be heard from again. AHAHA! GNOME POWAR!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 20:49, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::<small>''(I have to document my Gnome Army somewhere, as a secret EEEVIIIILLLL plan or something!''</small>
::::::Holy shit! What the hell happened in my absence? Who said you could have a battle on my talkpage? Where am I?--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:07, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::Gotta go!  *Loads army into spaceships and takes off.*  Now...to conquer the galaxy!  *Watches the meteor destroy Earth, with no lifestream to stop it as it is nonexistant.* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:10, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::Can't you guys blow up the planet on your own talkpages?--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:11, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Good thing we're actually on Gnometopolistagon. And you said those holograms wouldn't work!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:12, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::Glomenawhat? Wha? WHo? Wehre?--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:13, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::<small>"Sir!  Obi Wan Kenobi is here with locations of the Gnomes homeplanet!  He sends you these documents!"</small>  Good.  Activate Hyperspace! *Hyperspace activates and stops in front of Gnometopolistagon.* Prepare for landing! *All spaceships land on the planet and the army exits and battle a few Gnome gaurds caught off guard.*  This is it...the battle of a lifetime...and I shall win. MWUHAHAHAHA! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:17, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::Jedis now? --{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:18, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::Yup.  You won't believe my army.  I got Mudkips, Stewie, penguins, the Kingdom Hearts crew, Sephiroth, Splinter Cell, Autobots, and if all goes well, I won't need to bring back some great warriors from the past. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:22, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::That's ok. I got the first.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:25, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::Now that you see the power of my army...would you care to sign a harsh alliance with me?  Don't worry...it won't be that harsh...for me at least. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:28, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::Nope. I got the first--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:29, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::You dare defy my proposition?  *Activates time machine and brings back the warriors of the 3 Kingdoms Period of China.*  Don't make me declare war with only Lu Bu...Even though he's one man, he can sure take out 75% of an army... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:31, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::You can't win, It's the first.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 21:32, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::What is it with you and the first??!?  AHHH!!!  My brain hurts!  Mudkips and every other bit of my army!  Retreat from number land!!!  Oh god...the pain!!! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:38, 28 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::::Haha. I'm serious though. I will document this in [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome/EvilPlans#Gnome Army]].--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:01, 28 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::::::::::::Hm...good idea...a page for a user's evil plans...Maybe I should make one...And add something to counter 73's first... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:46, 29 September 2007 (BST)

===An alliance===
With you, Oh great Generalissimo Seventythree. Together, we may vanquish the axe who hack's army of mudkip and robots!--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:50, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:Don't listen to him!  If you forge an alliance with me...and break all friendly ties with Gnome...you can have this crackpipe...{{crack|Axe Hack|Seventythree|to forge an alliance with Axe Hack.  There's even some fresh crack in this pipe!}}--{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:21, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::2 crackpipes?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:41, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::I'm not allying with anyone just yet--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 18:44, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::::3?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:57, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::::I can make you rich.  Just look at my unlimited stash of money trees.  And diamonds... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:03, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::::Gnomes + Leprechauns = Good friends.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:03, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Too bad 73 is numbers and not leprechauns.  73!  I'll give you numbers!  More numbers then you can imagine!  And those numbers coming from crackpipes, money trees, diamonds, and more. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:21, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::∞+1. There is no greater number than that. You want? You can have.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:25, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::HA!  I can make 73 into the greatest number in the world!  Every number<73.  And now...73 is the greatest number in the world! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:31, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::::Why would I want every number being 73? Then I wouldn't be unique--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 22:47, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::::::::::No.  That was "Every number ''less'' then 73"! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:25, 29 September 2007 (BST)
Hmmmmm. Interesting. Go on....--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:27, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:By forging an alliance with me, I shall make this official in the rules of mathematics and science, making you the greatest number that ever existed!  Soon, you will be greater then 1,000,000,000,000!!!  Think about it.  Wouldn't it be nice if everyone wrote "1,000,000,000,000 < 73"? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:33, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::Well, It is an awful tempting offer.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:35, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::1,000,000,000,001 < 73.--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:37, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::∞ < 73.  Beat that. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:39, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::::But infinity is infinite. Something that is infinite is impossbile to percieve, according to some thought experiments things that are impossbile to percieve do not exist. THerefore I would not exist.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:42, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::::What would convince you?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:44, 29 September 2007 (BST)
The best shiney template/funny comment/llama. As usual.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:45, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:Kittah?--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:46, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::Yes, funny kittie links are acceptable.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:47, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::It should be quite easy to make me laugth , as I am quite high at the moment.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:47, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::::[http://forum.shartak.com/index.php?topic=116.0 Well first off... about page 80+ is lots of pictures.] Perhaps we can [http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/128340317718281250soundsliekang.jpg shake on this?]--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:50, 29 September 2007 (BST)

::::Hahhahahaha! That was sooo funny! --{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:51, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::::[http://imagechan.com/img/images/online%20advice.jpg And this.] --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:54, 29 September 2007 (BST)
::::::Oh man! Bears! I did not know bears could type--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 23:55, 29 September 2007 (BST)
:::::::NOOOOOO!!!! Very well...If you would both go to my [[User:Axe Hack/Plans|Evil Plans]] page, that would be nice. *Snickers* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:55, 29 September 2007 (BST)

Heh.  Hoped on the "Steal from Gnome" train too, eh? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:02, 30 September 2007 (BST)
:Well at least mine looks prettier...--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:02, 30 September 2007 (BST)

Yup. I mugged him faster than a crack addict in deptford.--{{User:Seventythree/Sig}} 00:03, 30 September 2007 (BST)
:I actually planned mine out.  But the layouts?  I might steal that from my user page, even though it not as good.  Or...I can steal that from Gnome as well...Hmmm... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:05, 30 September 2007 (BST)

=My Most Vital Contribution to the Izumi War=

::::::::::Matt, you are an idiot. I said ''old'' user, not experienced. The two are completely different things, though it is heartwarming to see your insistence on using strawmen to go after people has yet to fade, if you actually ever had a point you might be somewhat more formidable than a gnat. The warning/banning system is fine. Just because some ignorant brain dead douchebag like Izumi cant take a hint and starts whining about it doesnt mean it isnt working fine. It just means that she is a whiny little bitch who is fucked in the head. This community has rules, and when you disrespect and disregard the rules of the community you are disrespecting and disregarding the community itself. The only reason we are even having this discussion is because she cried that she was going to try and change her ways. What so many people here seem to be forgetting is that her actions have been precisely the opposite of her claim. She has continued to shit on the rules of this community, she has insisted on claiming that the rules should not apply to her, and that it is really the sysops fault. And for some reason, to my eternal bafflement, so damned many of you are actually falling for it. Look at her fucking actions. She has no respect for the rules of this wiki at all, why should we ever let her back in? Especially since she has earned her permaban four times over now? --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 20:51, 4 October 2007 (BST)
	::::::::::::I admit I tried to help her at first, but this was back on her third or fourth alt account. After she ignored my request to let things cool off for 2-3 weeks, I said screw it. Let the games begin! Oh, wait, I'm not a Sysops. Dang.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:57, 4 October 2007 (BST)		::::::::::::I admit I tried to help her at first, but this was back on her third or fourth alt account. After she ignored my request to let things cool off for 2-3 weeks, I said screw it. Let the games begin! Oh, wait, I'm not a Sysops. Dang.--{{User:Suicidalangel/Sig}} 20:57, 4 October 2007 (BST)
:::::::::::::To paraphrase a famous song:	 
:::::::::::::here's a sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::there's a sockpuppet	 
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:::::::::::::sockpuppet sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::mushroom	 
:::::::::::::sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::sockpuppet sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::duck	 
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:::::::::::::i was once a treehouse	 
:::::::::::::i lived in a cake	 
:::::::::::::but i never saw the way	 
:::::::::::::the orange slayed the rake	 
:::::::::::::i was only three years dead	 
:::::::::::::but it told a tale	 
:::::::::::::and now listen, little child	 
:::::::::::::to the safety rail	 
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:::::::::::::did you ever see a sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::kiss a sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::on the sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::sockpuppet's sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::tastes of sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::sockpuppet sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::duck	 
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:::::::::::::half a sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::twice the sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::not a sockpuppet farmer	 
:::::::::::::sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::sockpuppet in a car	 
:::::::::::::alarm a sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::sockpuppet	 
:::::::::::::duck	 
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:::::::::::::is THIS how it's told now?	 
:::::::::::::is it all so old?	 
:::::::::::::is it made of lemon juice?	 
:::::::::::::doorknob	 
:::::::::::::ankle	 
:::::::::::::cold	 
:::::::::::::now my song is getting thin	 
:::::::::::::i've run out of luck	 
:::::::::::::time for me to retire now	 
:::::::::::::and become a duck	 
:::::::::::::{{User:Nalikill/Sig}} 21:05, 4 October 2007 (BST)