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[[Category:Groups]]
[[Category:Zombie Groups]]
[[Category:Confirmed Groups]]
The Dead Bunnies is a zombie group that operates in [[Santlerville]].  Our goal is to cause havoc in the city and to yell "GANG BANG!" at helpless humans as we nom on them.

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|colspan="3" style="background: darkslategray; color: gainsboro; font-size: 110%; text-align: center"|'''The Dead Bunnies'''
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| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Raines_Hills }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Raines Hills]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Pashenton }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Pashenton]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Rolt Heights }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Rolt Heights]]
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| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Gibsonton }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Gibsonton]]
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| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Randallbank }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Randallbank]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Heytown }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Heytown]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Spracklingbank }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Spracklingbank]]
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Abbreviation:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|tDB
|- style="background: gainsboro;"
|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Group&nbsp;Numbers:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|growing...
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Leadership:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|[[User:M4rduK|M4rduK]]
[[User:wwwolf|wwwolf]]

[[User:stepdown|stepdown]]
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Goals:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|Cause mayhem in [[Santlerville]]
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Recruitment Policy:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|We are not recruiting
|- style="background: gainsboro;"
|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Contact:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|None
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== Missions ==
*Prevent humans from enjoying [[Santlerville]].
*Use strategic locations in the city such as [[Dowdney Mall]] and [[NT]] buildings as our humping grounds.
*GANG BANG! humans at every opportunity.
*Harass other groups in [[Santlerville]] that think their feces has no odor.

== Policies ==
*All land in [[Santlerville]] is zombie territory and all humans will be nom'ed.
*We are happy to [[PK]] when [[Combat Revive]]d.  If you don't like being [[PK]]ed, don't revive us!
*The Dead Bunnies are against [[zerg]]ing and especially against groups that [[zerg]] and then blame it on others.  If you have proof or suspicions of one of our members [[zerg]]ing in Santlerville, please inform us.

== Zerg List ==
The following is a list of known [[zerg]]ers working in [[Santlerville]].  The list also includes people who work closely with [[zerg]]ers - we make no distinction between the two.  They should be considered armed (with proxies) and extremely ghey.  We suggest taunting and then killing them.
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1124566 Finnish Valium]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1214985 Reviving King]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1096231 Agent Orangotang]
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1270350 Agent Rubber Piggy]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1080723 Pete Frampton]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1077360 Tommy2times]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1119807 blindedwithscience]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1119806 mrscientistman]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=417780 Nehcrum]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1104612 The Philly Phanatic]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1101929 Alien Autopsy]
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1400407 Nils Jackson]
* [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/04-15-09_0000hrs_PUBLIC/OUT_75-25_zergers_taking__104-32d-e32.html ***Proof for most of the people listed above***]

== Group History ==
The Dead Bunnies was founded by M4rduK, who started as a human in a suburb near [[Santlerville]].  After a bit of wandering he made [[Santlerville]] his home and proceeded to level up there and kill zombies.  After acquiring all of the human skills he played as a zombie and began acquiring the zombie skills.  it did not take him long to realize that playing as a zombie was far more enjoyable than playing as a human.  After gaining all of the zombie skills he decided to start a group and get some of his friends to join up.  [[Santlerville]] was chosen as their target as M4rduK was already familiar with the area and there were many strategic locations to nom in.  The original goal of the group was just to take some of the buildings, fight humans, and have fun.  However, soon after starting another group in [[Santlerville]] began an unrelenting smear campaign against us.  As they saw their smear campaign failing they then turned to [[zerg]]ing in an attempt to hold the city - this also failed.  We attempted to play the game "normally" but soon realized that this was impossible in [[Santlerville]] when another group used [[zerg]]s and lies to stop you.  Because of the actions of this other group we have chosen instead to focus solely on causing havoc in the city and annoying other groups.  

== Accomplishments ==

*From the beginning of March 2009 until mid April 2009 we took [[The Hall Building]] at will and held it for days at a time.  The humans soon realized that they could not stop us with guns and turned to [[Combat Revive]]s instead.  However, this soon failed as well.  In a last ditch effort the humans began attacking with an army of [[Combat Reviving]] [[zerg]]s that were able to install a [[genny]] and then revive and dump a group of 40+ zombies in a matter of 3-4 minutes.  The army of [[zerg]]s was then used to [[meatshield]] the building.  Even with these extreme tactics the Dead Bunnies were able to repeatedly retake [[The Hall Building]], but eventually grew bored of it and moved on.
*On April 18th, 2009 we attacked [[Dowdney Mall]] and it went down faster than an out of work actress looking for last months rent.  We have successfully held it since that date (currently May 2nd<sup>1</sup>) with little problem.  We suspect that the delay in an attempt at retaking the mall is due to the human's efforts to organize another (larger) [[zerg]] army.
**UPDATE
:After two weeks we finally got tired of waiting for the Beavers to fight back and left the Mall.  If their tactic was to bore us to death, they succeeded.

<sup>1</sup> Seriously, what the hell is going on? 6 days since "Hell is about to rain down you in the form of lead vengeance" was broadcasted. Does lead vengeance consist of us dying of old age??? We're zombies, we're already dead!

== Graphs ==

[[Image:Concern.jpg|thumb|center|700px|Oh noes! we don't care!]]

[[Image:Numbers.jpg|thumb|center|700px|We loves the game we do]]

== Guide to Munching [[The Dribbling Beavers|Beaver]] ==
Are you a zombie in the [[Santlerville]] area? One of the groups you will possibly encounter are [[the Dribbling Beavers]]. We have history with this particular group so let us walk you through the dining experience.

* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=907911 Calista Griffin]. The parietal lobe is highly active despite its small size. There is a distinct bitter taste to this brain, possibly akin to sucking on a lemon or two.
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1077453 Rocky Road]. This brain is quite tough. We recommend boiling for a couple of hours and using in a stew. If you're missing your incisors have an axe on standby to soften.
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=417780 Nehcrum]. Fairly bland to be honest. It's like eating a moderate portion of plain rice - it'll fill you up for a while but you'd rather find something more exciting.
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=931862 Falco94]. [http://www.beerhah.com/yaf_postst94_Beerhah-FAQ.aspx According to the Beavers] this one is on the young side, which probably explains the lamb-like taste to these brains. Quite tender, the tissue has yet to toughen up, making this a tasty snack. If Falco94 is lamb does that make Calista mutton?...
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1440754 Alexander Abramov]. Tastes a bit fowl, with a hint of potato.
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1400407 Nils Jackson]. Reminds us of chicken. If you remember back to when you were alive, you might remember how many things tasted like chicken. Nils tastes awfully like [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1077360 Tommy2times], [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1119807 blindedwithscience] and [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1119806 mrscientistman] for reasons we're not sure of yet...


== Bunnies on Tour!==

[[Image:ontour.jpg|thumb|center|500px|On the road again.<br>
I just can't wait to be on the road again. <br> 
The life I love is nommin' brainz with mah friends. <br>
I can't wait to be on the road again.]]

After waiting, and waiting, and waiting for the Beavers to rain hell upon us in the form of lead vengeance, we recieved an invitation from the Undeadites to come and join them for some joint nomming down south. It was just lovely really, it had gilt edges and calligraphy and everything. Oh and the stock it was printed on! Divine! You could tell a lot of work had gone into it. 

I'm digressing. To make a long story short, there's only so long you can wait for a nice bit of beaver.

Don't fret though [[The Dribbling Beavers|Dribblers]]. We won't leave you alone for too long. We shall return when we're done with our little road trip. And then you can get back to your normal life of not retaking the mall. Toodles!

== Heytown Humping Havoc ==

Started May 3rd 2009 - The first mission on our road trip is called Heytown Humping Havoc!  During this leg of the road trip we are going to ruin every building in Heytown!  We'll keep you updated on our progress and perhaps give you some reviews of the local culinary delights!

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