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=GATHERING INFORMATION FOR THE SHOW=
==Interviews==
Look for your character's name, and respond to the question.  Be sure to come by here often.  There may be a new question for you to answer as time goes by.  (NOTE: Your responses to the questions may be altered by me just to add some humour to the radio show) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} ({{User:Axe Hack/Stat}}) 23:02, 16 May 2009 (BST)
===DanceDanceRevolution===
#''Our records show you won the first Manhunt hosted by Axe Hack.  How did you manage to pull off the win?''
#:I think it was just because I had the most experience in manhunts than anyone else, hence why myself and Nallan came 1st and 2nd, respectively. We've been developing that 'manhunt instinct' back since 2007's first Manhunt and I think it's rewarded us well. Still, now there are some more vets in the new hunt, I can see a much more fierce competition emerging. Who knows who will take the new crown? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 03:00, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Since you are the organizer of (almost) every Malton Manhunt event, and our sources indicate that AHMH2 was not originally begun by Axe Hack, himself, but rather you, we just have to ask.  Why did you decide to bring forth a sequel to AHMH1?''
#:Let's just say that I love bringing the community together. To kill each other... Alot. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 09:44, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Well, then, why didn't you name AHMH2 DDR's Manhunt?''
#:What a MOUTHFUL!! No wonder you didn't organize them!! {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 14:17, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''OK, well, moving on.  We're hearing rumors that Axe Hack is gonna name you as his co-host, since bringing AHMH back was your idea.  Can you confirm this?''
#:Well, I love my own voice, and Madonna tells me that's a good thing... So how could I turn up such an opportunity to be a co-host for this awesome Manhunt Radio Event? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 08:08, 18 May 2009 (BST)
#''Not the radio show.  What I meant was the co-host of AHMH2.  But don't worry!  You'll still hear your own voice on the radio.  This interview, is in fact, just a prerecording.  But if you had the chance, would you be the co-host of this radio show with our very own DJSpinbad?''
#:Absolutely, I'll go for anything that could get me more involved and help the manhunt along. I'm the oldest child in my family, and my dear old mother always said my little brother was better than me at everything... So I guess I am naturally a co-host sort of guy. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 01:12, 19 May 2009 (BST)
#''One more question before we wrap this up.  I'm sure you heard some of the contestants saying they are awesome.  What do you have to say to that?''
#:Well, the manhunt ''is'' a gathering of awesome people. I guess that'll be the best part about it, to see who is the most awesome. Since I've won every manhunt so far, well, to be honest, I'm sort of hoping to lose. I want to see the awesomeness overflow me. I want to be suffocated by the awesomeness. I want to be penetrated by the awesomeness. I'm looking at you, MR K1LLER. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 03:10, 21 May 2009 (BST)

===Engel===
#''Why did a PKer like you decide to enter this tournament?''
#:Because the last time I participated in a PK contest was in '05. Also, I'm not a Pker in the traditional sense, I'm a Death Cultist. Moar questions!--<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 01:06, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Um...OK.  Would you like to elaborate on the Death Cultist part?''
#:[[Gore Corps]]. I'm a zambah that occasionally decides to shoot things instead of jumping out windows and such. I'd like to say that I was the first Cultist with an retired alt, but all in all there had to be someone else doing it first. But it'd be awesome if I was! Also, balls, I just realized that I'm going to be dead more often than not because of my status. :/ --<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 05:31, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Dead more often than not, you say?  Are you gonna pull an Axe Hack and stand around at a revive point most of the time like what Axe did in AHMH1?''
#:Hell no, I'm a Cultist. We're like shock troopers for the RRF. If we're not alive, we cause just as much hell anyways, because we're zombies. My biggest problem will be spending most of the time as a zombie because of my RRF tag. Not that it's bad mind you, but damn, a manhunt would be a lot easier if I were alive. But of course, attracting Ferals to one of your guy's safe houses would be pretty funny...--<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 15:06, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''But then, enlisting the help of those not participating in the manhunt is illegal, isn't it?''
#:It's not enlisting per se. I'm simply acting like a zombie, groaning in joy when I see food. It's not my fault other Zambahs want food too. :P --<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 15:19, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''But then, won't the other contestants know it's you?  I mean, they are bound to have you in their contacts list...''
#:Why would it matter? It wastes their AP, because with all the ap it'd take to kill me, it'd cost me a max of 6 AP to stand back up with full health. Then, if they didn't make it very far, I could still possibly kill them in return. :D --<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 15:34, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Alright then.  One last question before we wrap this up.  I'm sure you heard those rumors of Axe Hack being a horrible PKer.  Do you think those rumors are true?''
#:Axe? No, he's a pathetic pre-pubescent wuss who wouldn't know what to do with a gun if I walked up, pointed it at me, and pulled the trigger myself. :) --<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 15:52, 17 May 2009 (BST)

===MR K1LLER===
#''Do you plan on owning everyone with your leet skills?''
#:Fuck yes. I am amazing.--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 08:45, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Amazing in what ways, may we ask?''
#:Every way. Including in the sack. ZING!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 04:39, 18 May 2009 (BST)
#''Another contestant, ObiCop, thinks you're lying and that he is better then you.  What do you think of that?''
#:He's gay. lol and will get owned--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:10, 21 May 2009 (BST)
#::NO U! -- [[User:ObiFireFighter|The most manliest man in the world who kicks much ass, lord of pimps]]
#''It seems many of the contestants (DDR and ObiCop) are itching to kill you this game to prove they are moresuperior then you.  Think you can prove them wrong?''
#:They are fags. So yes. lol specially that Nick guy--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 03:57, 22 May 2009 (BST)
#''Well.  It seems you have a running feud with DanceDanceRevolution, ObiCop, and NickNickNickNick.  Who do you plan on having a feud against next?''

===ObiCop===
#''Are the rumors of you refusing to kill Axe Hack in the first Manhunt because he's a horrible PKer true?''
#:I pity the fool, its true. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 10:55, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Will you be killing Axe this time around?  Or will you pity him even more and hand him a FAK again?''
#:No way! I'll FAK the poor guy everytime I get the chance. Btw, Im the most amazing guy in here, this "Rakuen" lies. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 20:58, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''What if Axe is already up a full HP?''
#:Hum... ah... hummm... I dont know... Maybe I'll kill him, but I dont expect him to be alive or at full HP that much xD. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 11:52, 19 May 2009 (BST)
#::<nowiki>*</nowiki>DDR overhears and butts in* 'OOOOOH HE WENT THERE!' {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 11:59, 19 May 2009 (BST)
#''{{*}}Ushers DDR out of interview room* Damn security.  Can't they do their jobs right?  These were suppose to be private interviews...Anyways, ObiCop, on regards to your last answer, you're pretty much thinking that Axe would be doing the same thing that he did in AHMH1 (standing at a revive point), aren't you?''
#: I think he's coming up with a new strategy that involves not standing in revive points sucking but I'll tell you what I already know, Obi is amazing slash awesome (Nick and Rakuen = Obi wannabes) and will win. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 10:26, 21 May 2009 (BST)
#''Are you awesome because you stated yourself in the third person?  Like what you did in your last answer?''
#:Yes, that is one of the many things that makes Obi "awesome" besides Obi likes to hear Obi talking about Obi. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 16:26, 22 May 2009 (BST)
#''One last question.  And I don't mean to be rude or anything, but what if others don't like to hear Obi talking about Obi all the time?''

===Denver Randleman===
#''You're a new contestant to Axe Hack's Manhunt.  What's going through your mind as you prepare for this game?''

===NickNickNickNick===
#''You're a new contestant, but our sources indicate your 5th cousin, twice removed, Nick90210, came in 2nd place in Axe Hack's Manhunt I.  Do you think you might be able to do better?''
#:Nick90210? That asshole? He's nothing compared to this bad boy! Years of rolling with [[2 Cool]] and compiling the list of [[Amusing Locations in Malton]] have prepared me for this hunt better than any chronicle of the friendships and romantic relationships of a group of close-knit teenagers in Beverly Hills could ever do for my so-called "relation". If you thought Nick was badass, wait til you feel the full force of Nick times 4!--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 12:25, 18 May 2009 (BST)
#''So you're pretty much saying you're amazing, huh?''
#:No, that would be unoriginal. I'm saying I'm totally fucking awesome.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:23, 19 May 2009 (BST)
#''You just have to take it a step above ObiCop and Mr K1LLER, huh?''
#:My doctor said I should conquer my self esteem issues by being overly cocky and egotistical online, where it's easier to face people. So far, it's not working.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 01:32, 21 May 2009 (BST)
#''ObiCop had recently called you an Obi-wannabe.  What do you have to say to that?''
#:Never heard of the guy, but I say he should come and say that to my face. We can settle it over a nice hot cup of fisticuffs.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:58, 22 May 2009 (BST)
#::One of these days... one of these days... POW, right in the kisser!!! --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 16:33, 22 May 2009 (BST)
#''{{*}}Ushers Obi out of the room* I swear...We need better security personnel...Anyway...What about DanceDanceRevolution and MR K1LLER?  As well as all the other contestants.  What would you like to say to them?''

===Target Zombie===
#''Our sources indicate that in Axe Hack's Manhunt I, you would rather slap Axe Hack with a newspaper then kill him.  Is that your way of tormenting him?''
#:It started out before the contest started as a bit of a "warm-up" or intimidator, I suppose. Then the contest started, and I was still slapping him. Took me a bit to figure this out, but for some reason I kept slapping even knowing the contest was on. Much more than tormenting him, I was merely stating how many times I'd kill him next time. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:09, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Is Axe the only one you had slapped, or did you slap some of the other contestants as well?''
#:Just Axe Hack, though there could have been collateral. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:18, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Are you gonna slap him again in this anticipated sequel to the first manhunt?''
#:Maybe. With a trout. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:24, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Alright.  Well, let's move on.  In AHMH1, you got the best kill-death ratio then any of the contestants, but you didn't manage to come in first place.  How do you think you'll do in AHMH2?''
#:First place, obviously. I expect -1 deaths and a multitude of kills, depending on the efficiency of the revival system. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:31, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''One death?  So you're pretty much gonna kill your record of zero deaths that you achieved in AHMH1, huh?''
#:That was ''negative'' 1 deaths. Oh, don't ask me how I plan on accomplishing this. I don't let other competitors know my secrets. <tt>;)</tt> --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:35, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''OK, but one last question before we wrap things up here.  Do you think those rumors of Axe being a horrible PKer are true?''
#:Who? --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:53, 18 May 2009 (BST)

===OrangeGaf===
#''You're a new contestant to Axe Hack's Manhunt.  What's going through your mind as you prepare for this game?''
#:I have some doubts about my pwnage abilities. Will I be a 1337 supa pker, or I'll look like a n00b  with a trenchcoat? Will I take a headshot and end up wandering in the suburb as a mindless zombie? Will I win? Is my shampoo working?--{{User:OrangeGaf/Sig}} 04:29, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Well, even if you do end up as a zombie, you could always shamble over to a revive point and continue fighting.  Or were you gonna try to hunt down the other contestants as a zombie?''
#:That would be interesting. But I guess I'll just take mah shotgun and pump some ammo into someone's head!--{{User:OrangeGaf/Sig}} 04:00, 18 May 2009 (BST)
#''But then, there is also the efficiency of the revive system you need to take into account.  Do you think the revive system is at all efficient?''
#:I'm actually really lucky. It usually takes me less than one hour to find a revive. --{{User:OrangeGaf/Sig}} 01:58, 20 May 2009 (BST)
#''I'm guessing you are requesting a revive on the many revive requesting tools?''
#:Nope. I tried using one of them, but they just don't work. I stayed dead for 5 DAYS. That hurt my feelings... u.u--{{User:OrangeGaf/Sig}} 22:42, 22 May 2009 (BST)
#''Well.  Moving on.  I'm pretty sure you have heard about a running "awesomeness" feud going on between DanceDanceRevolution, MR K1LLER, ObiCop, and NickNickNickNick.  Who, in your opinion, is the most awesome?''
#:Me, of course --{{User:OrangeGaf/Sig}} 23:47, 22 May 2009 (BST)
#''Woah!  *Barricade the doors so none of the other interviewees can get in* Don't worry about that.  That's just in case security doesn't do their job.  Anyways, last question before I let you out into the mob that's bound to be forming outside this door.  In what ways do you think you are the most awesome one?''
#:Every possible one. And when I say awesome, I mean pure leetness--{{User:OrangeGaf/Sig}} 01:41, 23 May 2009 (BST)

===Sfiera===
#''You're a new contestant to Axe Hack's Manhunt.  What's going through your mind as you prepare for this game?''
#:I'm pretty sure those were bullets that just went through my mind. Now I'm just trying to get revived in time for the manhunt. (But srsly, I have no hopes of winning since I have no gun skills. I'll probably get a few axe hacks in before I go down, though.) --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 15:53, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Don't give up hope!  You have until the 20th of June to be in the playing area.  I'm sure you can nab some of those firearm skills by then, don't you?''
#:I can try. In fact, I just acquired Basic Firearms Training, so maybe it won't be as hard as it seems, but I'm still going to use this mainly as practice for Axe Hack's Manhunt 3. I mean, there will be an Axe Hack's Manhunt 3, right?--{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 17:56, 17 May 2009 (BST)
#''Well...Rumors state that AHMH3 might be in the works...Except Basic Firearms Training that you just bought might be obsolete.  Our early reports show that AHMH3 will focus entirely on newspaper slapping.  What do you think of that?''
#:Newspapers? Pshaw. If we're going to have slapping, it's gotta be trout slapping. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 01:02, 19 May 2009 (BST)
#''So moving on.  There's been a lot of talk about amazingness and awesomeness in some of our previous interviews with the other contestants.  Who do you think is the most awesome contestant in this manhunt?''
#:Me. No question about it. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 23:41, 20 May 2009 (BST)
#''In what ways do you think you are better then the other contestants?''
#:Well, I'm easily the best at tough-guy posturing on the internet, safely away from any possible bodily harm. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 23:35, 22 May 2009 (BST)
#''Last question before we wrap things up.  When you say you're the best, do you mean best as in awesome?''
#:No, in all seriousness, hiding behind a keyboard is not "awesome" at all. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 00:44, 23 May 2009 (BST)

===BloodiedFool===
#''You're a new contestant to Axe Hack's Manhunt.  What's going through your mind as you prepare for this game?''

===MichaelRead===
#''We see that this is the first time you're entering an Axe Hack's Manhunt game.  What are your thoughts on the rules to this Manhunt which are different than traditional manhunts?''

==Request for a commercial==
''Sign up your group here if you wish to have an advertisement played during a radio show.''

===Various Borderline Submissions===
I told myself I wouldn't add this, but in the case you don't find many advertisement requests, I would like to suggest the Youtube Video that I made a year ago, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQLY1Xxktcg 200 Days in Urban Dead]. It took over 6 (consecutive) months to do, and relates to all Urban Dead fans. Its old, but I wouldn't mind a bump after all this time. Of course, it isn't a group, so don't worry if you are being especially specific.

As for proper groups, my character is a faithful [[The Kilt Store|Kilty]], so you could always throw in a funny quip about that. Or do I have to think something up? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 12:18, 18 May 2009 (BST)
:OK...So aside from the four I made myself (NecroTech MasterCard parody, Zombie Insurance, Geico parody, and General Hospital/Tikhon Medical parody ((Yes, Gnome!  I'm giving your group free advertisement!  It is your freq after all!))), I have a bunch that I can steal from you.  Yum. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} ({{User:Axe Hack/Stat}}) 23:52, 18 May 2009 (BST)
::Some of the contestants (namely myself, Nallan and MichaelRead) would also enjoy a parody of the [[Beatbox Kids]]. It's defunct, but if you got anything, you have my permission. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 01:27, 19 May 2009 (BST)

===[[St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society]]===
If we're advertising groups here, I'd like to throw in the [[St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society]]. It's a zombie group based in Kempsterbank, and we can always use some publicity. If you need any more information, let me know. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 01:08, 19 May 2009 (BST)

==Players' Backstories==
If you would like, you can include a small backstory of your character here.  Again, they may probably be twisted a bit to add humour to the show.  If you don't want to add a backstory here, then I'm just gonna go ahead and make a fake backstory for your character. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} ({{User:Axe Hack/Stat}}) 23:37, 16 May 2009 (BST)

===ObiCop===
Your usual 80's and early 90's action movie cop. Wife murdered, drinking problems, attitude problem, son gets kidnaped by drug lord, he kills every badguy gets a new hotwife and his son back. The zombie outbreak happens, the zombies kill his family, he wants to kill all zombies, that's it. I would like to see your version of my backstory though Axe. --{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 11:02, 17 May 2009 (BST)

===DanceDanceRevolution===

...Was once a white, slim, nipple/thigh fetishist with an unhealthy obsession with Clint Eastwood. Came to Malton to visit his grand-cousin to discuss antique kettles and medieval tables. 

Malton goes beserk, the quiet obsessive/compulsive man loses his marbles, renames himself DDR and sodomizes zombies whilst wearing a dirty poncho.

{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 11:45, 17 May 2009 (BST)

=OTHER DISCUSSION=