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group_name=The Wild Cardz| 
group_image=[[Image:Death Card2.JPG]]|
group_abbrev=TWC| 
group_membership=4| 
group_leaders=Founded by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=241629 The Omega] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1335132 Damios] | 
group_goals=To Kill People, Break Things, Blow Stuff Up, and Laugh Maniacally.| 
group_recruit=Contact us in game or on our discussion section| 
group_contact=Talk to us on our discussion page, or via our [http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=25092262863&ref=nf Facebook Group]|
}}

We are the Wild Cardz, a group of PKers who took got their masters degrees in psychology from the Joker.You might say we're Doctors of Psychopathy.

And remember kids; Smile. Because you're on fire.


== Intro ==
So, you ask, just who are these Wild Cardz, where did they come from, why are they here, and why do they look so devilishly handsome as they slit all our throats? Founded by The Omega and Damios at the Dawn of Time (Read: August 23, 2008) as a way to more effectually end the lives of other people, and to help new up and coming PKers get a share in the bloodshed. The Wild Cardz operate under the belief that if you don't have at least three different psychological disorders, you aren't trying hard enough.

== Policies ==
The Wild Cardz follows a very simple two-step policy.
# If it moves, kill it.
# If it doesn't move, wait for it to move, and then kill it.
Stick with this plan, and you'll go far in the world.

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== Members ==
'''[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=241629 The Omega]'''(''[[User: The Omega| User Page]]''): The Joker<br />
The mean people in the white coats had put poor Omega in a rubber room, and had him wear a jacket that made him hug himself just because the Voices had convinced him that blood was better than paint for art. But when the smellies came and ate all the mean men, Omega escaped, and is now planning to light this town on fire..... (Figuratively speaking, of course. Or maybe not.)
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'''[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1335132 Damios]'''(''[[User: Damios| User Page]]''): The Ace of Spades<br />
Possessed by a demon from Hell with a knack for slaughtering people at churches. Is following the Omega around because he believes that a being known in ancient prophecies as "The Omega" would arise and annihilate everything that offended his Master. The human spirit of Damios is having too much fun killing to inform it otherwise. He has lost the ability to speak, but they say that right before he opens up on a church he sings "Pisen Pro Satana." He also spray paints the words to the song outside of churches he has just killed people in, and some say that the day he has finished the song, the curse will be lifted.
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'''[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1351363 Exodias]'''(''[[User: Exodias| User Page]]''): The King of Hearts<br />
Exodias never understood the life of a human being, what are people worried about if they die a couple years earlier. He saw his acts down at his Burger joint acts of honor, but alas the "others" saw it more as a crime, a "homicidal" act if you will. But no worries they still haven't closed down his Burger joint.
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'''[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1331310 Doctor Coop]''': 3 of Clubs<br />
Fasinated by the sight of blood Coop was inspired to be a doctor. He was shortly fired after getting sidetracked by the blood in the patient during an open heart surgery. Outraged because he was banned from seeing blood from othere he know goes on killing spree using any weapon he can find.

== News ==

*'''October 24, 2008''': Well, after having a wonderful time killing stuff in Vinetown, the Wild Cardz decided it was time to move to greener pastures. So we're bringing the party to West Grayside!
*'''September 14, 2008''': Despite numerous setbacks, distractions, and giraffe attacks, the Wild Cardz launched its first real coordinated attack on [[St. John's Cathedral]] on the Lord's Day (Sunday!). Much fun was had by everyone, save [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1005461 WeaselLord] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1027359 Spadoinkle]. And the third fellow we shot almost to death. Though in retrospect, leaving him there to bleed after sustaining gunshots is just funny. Cause that's how we roll.--[[User:The Omega|The Omega]] 22:52, 14 September 2008 (BST)
*'''August 23, 2008''': The Wild Cardz is founded by The Omega and Damios. There is much celebration.--[[User:The Omega|The Omega]] 15:07, 24 August 2008 (BST)
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== Recruitment ==

So, you want to join the Wild Cardz? Well, be ye warned that we only accept the most elite of the Malton Survivors! Prospective recruits must undergo a month long training session, with a 90% dropout rate (And by dropout, I mean fatality!) Only the best shall be accepted!
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Nah, just kidding. We're open to any crazy people who are looking for a successful career in manslaughter. Just contact us on our discussion page expressing your intent to join, and we'll tell you what to do from there.


== Support ==
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--[[User:Damios|Damios]] 23:18, 30 October 2008 (UTC)