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== Lulz ==

ic wat u did thar. --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 19:43, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:whar? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 03:48, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
::HAR! DURR!--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 04:51, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

==Warning==
[[Image:Stop_hand.png|left|35px]]Please do not impersonate other users, especially on admin pages on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 06:18 21 December 2008 (BST)</small>

== Hollomstown ==

Rid of merged pages. :)--[[User:Lithedarkangel|Lithedarkangel]] 23:05, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:noice! --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 02:45, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Missed one ==

[[Candy Avenue]]. {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 02:23, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

:Missed what?--<span>[[User:Lithedarkangel|<span style="color: Red ">Li</span>]][[User_Talk:Lithedarkangel|<span style="color: Black">thedark</span>]][[Location Nuts|<span style="color: Black">angel</span>]][[User:Lithedarkangel/Works|<span style="color: Red"><small>Meth!</small></span>]]</span> 03:12, 24 December 2008 (UTC)


== You are creating History ==

Grim made a coupe, tried to take over the wiki.

You lol'd at an account creation you knew nothing of.

Surely if they go through with this, you can make some sort of flashy template stating how you were the first person to have this happen?--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 07:40, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, oh, me me! Lemme make it!--[[User:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> dǝǝɥs </span>]] <small><span style="color: Crimson">oʇ </span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">ɯɐds:</span>]] [http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology/Joining <span style="color: MidnightBlue">sʎɐʍ1ɐ!</span>]</small> 00:56, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

== lol. ==

<span class="plainlinks">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki:Administration/Misconduct&curid=2730&diff=1359677&oldid=1359674 lol.]</span> {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 01:52, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:evidently i can be more wrong ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 02:48, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::Yus, I gnoh Bub and Kevan, I'm interesting in their profiles and activity, location might come later. {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 04:31, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

==Irony?==
hahaha oh wow you're delusional. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 12:53, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
:you just noticed? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:16, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

== Yeah? ==

[[User_talk:Iscariot#Run_for_sysop|Nominate?]]
--{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 00:46, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
:I'm up for it if you and SA are.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:52, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
::do eeet --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 00:53, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Nao. {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 01:04, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
::::I'm waiting for SA to say something since his name was mentioned. Now kindly [[GTFO]] ma talk page.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:05, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
::::That goes for all of you. Or none of you. I mean it is a free wiki...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:06, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

hai. i here u liek mudkipz --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 01:09, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
:Mudkipz suck. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:10, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
::Where's axehack?? I want him back :( --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:11, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Axehack is no more... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 01:12, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
::::He was briefly more on the 6th of jan..why is this happening? I, for one, blame the current sysop team ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:13, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
::::: I blame the previous sysop team. Grim s, to be more precise. --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 01:19, 14 January 2009 (UTC)


Iscariot...Whoooooo....Now THAT would be one hell of a promotions bid. I'd honestly say give it a while for everything that's around him to die down some, but it might not happen anyway. Its up to you guys on what happens. Just saying it might be more prudent to wait a bit.--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> dǝǝɥs </span>]] <small><span style="color: Crimson">oʇ </span> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k-QHA-QAMY <span style="color: DarkGreen">ɯɐds:</span>] [http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology/Joining <span style="color: MidnightBlue">sʎɐʍ1ɐ!</span>]</small> 00:21, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:yeah agree, it's a bit chaotic atm. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:39, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::I'll be ready to do it when you guys are ready... I think it will be interesting to see what reasons people give for voting against, and how many people outside the sysop team are opposed to it. I personally think Iscariot would be a very good sysop. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 01:05, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:::of course! It's not just a show for a shows sake. I wouldn't nominate someone i didn't genuinely want as sysop. Still i think it's best if we wait til the wiki is a bit quieter. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:10, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:::His actions in the few places where they've given him power over users say much to the contrary. --<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[User:Karek|Judge Karke]]</span> 05:12, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::::I can haz links? Or examples? --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 21:42, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::::I doubt he'd accept the nomination... I mean, if he were a sysop, he couldn't post to his own Talk page LOL. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 05:14, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::LOL he'd be what he must have always hated!!! xD [[User:Liberty|Liberty]] 05:20, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::Iscariot doesn't hate Sysops altogether, he just hates the way the current sysops teams acts and handles things. He's pointed that out occasionally.--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> dǝǝɥs </span>]] <small><span style="color: Crimson">oʇ </span> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k-QHA-QAMY <span style="color: DarkGreen">ɯɐds:</span>] [http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology/Joining <span style="color: MidnightBlue">sʎɐʍ1ɐ!</span>]</small> 11:31, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::No, he hates that we don't dance to his tune. Also read [[Recruitment/Archive2]] for a bit Pestolence, then check the [[UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/Kristi_of_the_Dead_vs_Recruitment|arbitration case that relates to it.]](talk page too), there's also a few little snipes because of [[:Category_talk:Recruitment#Category:Recruitment_Rules_Discussion|this]] he's been making about me throughout the wiki claiming that I'm going against the consensus of the community or twisting recruitment to my own ends. He's a paranoid delusional, we're all out to get him and opposing him is the same as opposing the community in his eyes. You can see some of that [[UDWiki_talk:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2009_01#User:Iscariot|here]]. --<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[User:Karek|Judge Karke]]</span> 01:53, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::According to [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Kevan&curid=1072&diff=1363855&oldid=1363854&rcid=1393374 this bit] on Kevan's page, the "community" he is referring to are the folk who aren't actually on the wiki. =/ Convenient eh? -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 01:57, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::It's funny cause I know that community, I know more people in it than him and the reason is actually the kinda things he's doing and the related drama/rules abuse. I know people in that same community that have expressed problems with his behavior here after seeing it for themselves even. --<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[User:Karek|Judge Karke]], self-proclaimed Decider of Everything and Ruler of All</span> 02:01, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::So basically he's got the wrong end of the stick completely and is now making an even bigger arse of himself because of it? =/ Clever. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 02:10, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::I think thats a bit harsh, yes Iscariot is an arse and out to cause trouble for troubles sake but his attacks are not without valid points. The current Admin team does do a (mostly) good job but the assumption by some that they are above community review and that those that disagree with them are trouble making malcontents is far from the truth. Despite the claims to the contrary "Sysopship" no longer suggests a mere janitorial role, rather it designates some users as being in positions of judgment over other users. Until the sysop position recognizes a difference between users that the community trusts to do routine maintenance etc... and to hold a position of authority and judgment over others then drama will always ensue. As is, the sysop role really does seem to be turning into an exclusive club type thing, true or not that is not an image that is good for the position or the community at large!--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 02:27, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::1)You're preaching to the choir. Who do you think started the debate over the claims to being just janitors? 2) The system was set up originally to ''not'' have community review for a reason. That reason is still somewhat valid and more reasons connecting to that one have caused the failure of every proposition for regular review. 3) Iscariot only has points when he accidentally stumbles upon then in the midst of his attempts to make everyone fall in line, I used to think it was intentional but his behavior has long since made it clear to me that he doesn't actually believe the "points" he has except for as a means to an end. --<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[User:Karek|Judge Karke]]</span> 02:49, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::The last thing that made the third one ridiculously clear to me was the RRF move drama.--<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[User:Karek|Judge Karke]]</span> 02:50, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::1) not really aware of who started it... just know its been grumbling on for ever and a day. 2) community review has many things in its favour foremost of which is that it confirms that the sysops are "trusted" by the current userbase, its also very open to abuse by all and sundry and '''yes''' it would also make it hard for sysops to do the contentious stuff that makes them unpopular but still needs doing!  3)Just because the valid points he hits upon are not the ones he is aiming at doesn't make them any less valid, it does however make him look stupid and petty.--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 08:47, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::Actually spirit of the rule is as important as the law. The reason it's being enforced more so. You don't give native americans repirations for slavery because they were both referred to with the same term back in the day. For #2 please read the comment on my talk page to pestolence, I don't think we should be starting another massive discussion on J3D's talk page without him being a part of it. --[[User:Karek|Judge&nbsp;Karke]],&nbsp;self-proclaimed&nbsp;Decider&nbsp;of&nbsp;Everything&nbsp;and&nbsp;Ruler&nbsp;of&nbsp;All 10:32, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::Wow i didn't expect all this upon my return. Now to catch up on whats happened elsewhere....--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 22:13, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Yup. INMNSHO that's why he's so worried about constant proper English. If he ever used slang or slipped up, the holes in his ideas would be clear as day. He creates a false air of authority and correctives.--{{User:SirArgo/Signature}} 02:53, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

==Can I get some input?==
I've been working on a policy that I believe is sorely needed [[User:Pestolence/001|here]], and I'd appreciate your input on it. How can it be improved, and is it even needed right now? A potential problem is what to do about current sysops: put them all up for review now (leading to a massive backlog of admin page drama), postpone the review until six months from now (simply staving off the inevitable drama till later), or something else glaringly obvious that I've overlooked? See you around. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 02:56, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:Never mind, thanks. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 16:58, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:<nowiki>:</nowiki>( I feel unwanted...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:52, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::Aw. =( We still love you Jed! -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 00:53, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:::pwomise? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:54, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Uh huh. =) Without you the wiki would asplode. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 00:56, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::i suspected as much, now back to work. There be vandalism cases to rule on ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:59, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::Meh. S'pose. I could take a couple of minutes out of my busy revision schedule to take a mosey on over for a look. =p -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 01:00, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::OMGMISCONBULATIONCHEESEISLAZYIMASOGONNATELLISCARIOT --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 01:03, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

kidding.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:07, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:you little... heh --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 01:10, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::did i getcha? huh? well? did i?? did i?? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:11, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

== star wars ==

its not that i liek it, but its public knoweledge... like the brother grimm tales in 19th century. Anyway, why dont you liek star wars ? --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 00:48, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:hint:begins with f, ends with inis. But i didn't particularly like it before that anyway.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:50, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::what does [http://files.usgwarchives.net/tx/floyd/vitals/births/1937/floyb37.txt f floyd inis] has to do with star wars ? --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup>
:::what the [[2 Cool]] is that?? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:57, 17 January 2009 (UTC)


fpenis?--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> dǝǝɥs </span>]] <small><span style="color: Crimson">oʇ </span> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k-QHA-QAMY <span style="color: DarkGreen">ɯɐds:</span>] <span style="color: MidnightBlue">sʎɐʍ1ɐ!</span></small> 03:25, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:[[User:DanceDanceRevolution/Fenis|fpenis.]]--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 04:48, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

== RE: Classic lulz ==

Truer words never were spoken - unless someone once said cyberbob was a cunt, then that would be truer. Lol, truer is a weird-looking word.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:30, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:Cyberbob is a cunt--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 07:59, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::Did you guys like the presents i left you? The wiki has been awesome lately, reminds me of the grim days. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:38, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

DOHOHOHO --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 01:51, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:merry january! --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:52, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

== I need your advice ==

Hello. It's me again. I need your advice on something. Neice has not edited the Dead Dudes page again. However, he has now posted some extremely anti-DD propaganda on [[The Sidney Arms]] page. Please have a look and tell me what you think. In my opinion (which i have stated to Neice),such statements have no place on a location page. he should put them on his own group's page. It is becoming tiresome to myself and our group, as he is nothing more than a griefer in-game and apparently feels compelled to bring it into the wiki. Anyways, have a look and let me know. Thanks again for any help you can give. --[[User:Wast0id|Wast0id]] 19:59, 20 January (CST)
:''The Arms is still under attack from the wonderful group Malton Maulers. We have continued to battle for the area and will now go all out for it and have broken into the Arms daily''. Is that what you find so offensive Wastoid? {{User:Liberty/Sign}} 07:51, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
::I think [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Sidney_Arms&diff=1368228&oldid=1367540 this] is his problem. I removed it before I actually saw this because it was POV on a neutral page. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 20:02, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:::--Yes, thank you Pestolence, that was exactly my problem. And I expect more of the same from this user in the future and was hoping someone in authotity would set him straight. As I said previously, I simply wish he would keep his in-game grudge in the game, or at least on his own group page. --[[User:Wast0id|Wast0id]] 18:44, 21 January 2009 (CST)
::::If he continues to slander your group, contact him on his talk page and ask him to stop, and if he continues (or if you've already asked him to stop and he's ignored you), take him to [[A/A|arbitration]]. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 02:10, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== Uranium ==

BOMBS--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 02:44, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

== Read's ban ==

Time for an open discussion regarding the ''"it is expected that a system operator be prepared to reverse a warning/ban should the community desire it"'' section of [[UDWiki:Administration/Guidelines|this policy]] do you think? -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 09:11, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
:What makes you think the community does desire it? The only people contesting it at all number like 4. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 12:05, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
::That would be why we'd have an ''Open'' Discussion. I'm pretty sure I can find some people that would support it. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 13:31, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
:::That depends on how low on the IQ range you'e prepared to go. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 13:48, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Well I would vote to keep the ban which means you will have Bobs support as he can't ever be seen to side with me these days. --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 13:56, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::You keep bringing me into your comments honest, do you have a crush or something? If so take it elsewhere... I hear there are corners of the internet dedicated to that sort of thing. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 14:10, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::touché... but i already removed that comment as i felt it a little unfair.--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 14:20, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::xbox live or myspace? ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 02:46, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Is anyone else amused by the fact that he doesn't know that he can't unban people through meatpuppeting a vote? It's been tried before and over-ruled by the appropriate party. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 08:10, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
:then whys it in the policy?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
::Because we don't update policies every time Kevan steps in and says differently. There needs to be some legitimacy to giving the user a second chance for such a thing to actually be done, and then only in the more extreme cases is it even likely. Cases like Amazing or Izumi, not any case Iscariot seems to think this is valid for(as I'm sure you know well which those will obviously be). And I'm sure we all know by this point Iscariot is just doing this now to try and cause drama so he can scream about how biased the sysops are regardless of whether he is correct in the slightest, he's not trying to get Read's ban revoked or even claiming what happened to him was unfair, those are irrelevant to his point. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:36, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Does anyone notice that it's fine when Karek likes a mass of support, but meatpuppeting when it's something he doesn't? Odd that... -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 20:42, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

== Signature ==

I'm not after drama, but I'm asking if you'd change your signature back to J3D, please. Thanks. {{User:Extropymine/sig}} 09:54, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:hows that for compromise? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 03:57, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
::[http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/58827/detail/ You used the N word?] :| --{{User:Janus Abernathy/Sig}} 14:26, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

== Y helo thar ==

There's an important thingy over here --> [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Semi-protection|this bit]], that you should have a look at. We're at 14 votes but we need 20 for a proper majority. Your time and energy will be rewarded with cookies and mudkips (if u liek dat sort of ting) =) -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

==:)==
Can you please refrain from vouching a single candidate MULTIPLE times? Please? :/ --<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Suicidal Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 00:00, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
:If you can refrain from showing nothing but blatent disregard for the rules of this talkpage ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:58, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

== Oh... ==

You're still around. When are you gonna give up on this shit and go back to Nationstates? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 11:58, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
:fuck nationstates.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:57, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
::booyah!--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:57, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Hi, i'm not sure if i'm replying to you right, i answered your question on my page but i'm still learning here. I am everything zombie, i opened that account/page by mistake under the wrong name. I wanted one for Drunkmonkey, which i opened and have been working on today. Feel free to delete the everything zombie page and account as i won't be using it thank you.
Derek
(http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Drunkmonkey)

==ALiM template==

Are you happy with it? Cause if I fix it from overlapping the text, I have to use the flagbox template which doesn't make it look as good. the LUL isn't as big, which really detracts from the.. LUL, you know? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 07:45, 5 April 2009 (BST)
:I like it how it is(and i luuuurve the colour scheme) i can deal if the lul gets smaller tho. stuff happens.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:54, 5 April 2009 (BST)
::I'll leave it then, I think the original is the best, {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 08:26, 5 April 2009 (BST)

==Vandal Banning==

I almost laughed a vital organ off. LulZ'LoLz--[[User:MisterGame|Thadeous Oakley]] 15:27, 6 April 2009 (BST)

== [[User:DanceDanceRevolution/status/game]] ==

Just for you. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 13:49, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Plus, if you don't vouch the Eastwood Museum, I won't vouch ALiM for good article status. Tit for tat. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 12:23, 11 May 2009 (BST)
:It just makes me think of the suburb of Eastwood, which fyi is a dump. But you sure do know how to treat a girl, so you're on.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:32, 12 May 2009 (BST)
::Yeah, Eve told me she hated Eastwood. She calls it Eastwoo for some reason. Is that a Sydney thing? Btw, come for a sysop party soon? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 08:31, 30 May 2009 (BST)
:::Nah i just call it eastwood...and yeah i've got a 3 day block off later in june so we can get fucked up alim style.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:18, 31 May 2009 (BST)
::::I dig.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 04:39, 1 June 2009 (BST)
:::::Come watch a buce match, too. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 05:04, 1 June 2009 (BST)

Hurry up and put Eastwood on ALiM!!! Before you get banned! ;D {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 16:25, 8 June 2009 (BST)
:Theres not some underground movement to have me permaed brewing is there?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 10:01, 10 June 2009 (BST)

==Warning==
[[Image:Stop_hand.png|left|35px]]Please do not shout offensive names on admin pages on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 02:52 8 June 2009 (BST)</small>
<br />And again <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 03:28 9 June 2009 (BST)</small>
:Gimme another stop hand. lazy cunt.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:57, 10 June 2009 (BST)
::u relly need 2 do smethin about dat temper --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 10:00, 10 June 2009 (BST)
:::maybz l8a.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 10:02, 10 June 2009 (BST)
:::Oh i forgot the bit where i'm only making these edits to get up to 500 in the next 2 months.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 10:04, 10 June 2009 (BST)
::::hmmm thanks for giving me an idea for a policy proposal --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 10:35, 10 June 2009 (BST)
:::::I r supa srs now. Good luck on getting that upper-middle management job, bob.--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 17:30, 12 June 2009 (BST)
:::::I can't actually take credit for it, i got it off Conn (see SA's talk), good luck with a coherent policy on the issue though...in the end who gives a fuck? Most people will either make the 250 in a month or just not get another warning anytime soon anyway, or get more bans til they leave the wiki, for the remaining about 2 people, just let them be.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:06, 13 June 2009 (BST)
::::::I wouldn't worry about it so much - I'm in the middle of midyears at the moment and can't be bothered. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 06:16, 13 June 2009 (BST)
::Here, have 2 [[Image:6vmixh1b9.gif]] <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 10:51 10 June 2009 (BST)</small>

==lol==
qq bitch --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 12:21, 21 June 2009 (BST)
:see if you can beat 3 months.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:23, 21 June 2009 (BST)
::I already did - I was a sysop from May 2006 through to May 2007. suck it --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 12:27, 21 June 2009 (BST)
:::Was your demotion scandalous and awesome though?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:30, 21 June 2009 (BST)
::::nah - I got tricked into putting myself up for review and at that point promotion bids pretty much were votes. people are whiny babies so I got da boot --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 12:35, 21 June 2009 (BST)
:::::I see. Votes better than 2 randoms just decide. The whole process is largely pointless...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:37, 21 June 2009 (BST)
::::::May I introduce you to the principles of representative democracy? {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 12:39, 21 June 2009 (BST)
:::::::I'm from NSW, i'm familiar with it and i hate it.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:44, 21 June 2009 (BST)
::::::::That's why there aren't only two candidates for crat elections, like there are in elections in our state (I'm from NSW too.) Also:
::::::::"Democracy is the worst form of government. It's simply better then all the others that have been tried" - Winston Churchill. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 12:46, 21 June 2009 (BST) 
:::::::::That misquote is contradictory... :P It's "''democracy is the worst form of government '''except''' all the others that have been tried''" <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 12:59 21 June 2009 (BST)</small>
::::::::you might want to take some time to learn about politics before thinking you know enough to have a valid opinion about it hth --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 12:51, 21 June 2009 (BST)
:::::::::You should be less lame.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:54, 21 June 2009 (BST)
::::::::::yes. I should be less lame than getting drunk while online instead of partying with my friends as well as getting online while being hungover rather than being hungover at a mate's place where I've crashed after a night out<br />i'm definitely lamer than that right now; i should lift my game --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 13:00, 21 June 2009 (BST)
:::::::::::lol --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 22:00, 21 June 2009 (BST) 
::::::vote is infinitely worse than 2 randoms because then meatpuppetry enters into the equation and people are still pretty whiny babies who don't know how to make userpages let alone know who should and should not be a sysop --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 12:41, 21 June 2009 (BST)

==Time to Vote!==
I found a building I thought would be a good addition to the [[ELiM]] list. Go to [[Talk:Amusing_Locations_in_Malton/Edible_Locations_in_Malton#The_Gumm_Building_.2842.2C_40.29|the ELiM talk page]] to vote on whether The Gumm Building should be added. --{{User:Blake Firedancer/sig}} 13:00, 30 June 2009 (BST)

== nicks drunk promotion bid ==

is there really no way to read it? i wanna read it so bad. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 09:53, 1 July 2009 (BST)
:It's a shame it wasn't archived properly. It should've been put under Unsuccessful Promotions Candidacies or something. It just got deleted and I think someone got a/vbed. P.S. Just checked and it was me.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 04:55, 2 July 2009 (BST)
::Good thing you checked, I thought it was someone else. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 05:50, 2 July 2009 (BST)
:::Zing. But it was at Curley's house so I was expecting to see his account appear somewhere.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:30, 2 July 2009 (BST)
::::ooohk. everything was done at Curleys house amirite? ;) {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:34, 2 July 2009 (BST)
:::::most things. except blowjobs, obviously.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:47, 2 July 2009 (BST)
::::::I was just on #batshit relaying the story of how we went to that tech store in jesmond and used a display iphone to buy brain rot for table. good times. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:51, 2 July 2009 (BST)
:::::::lol. <small>just wanted to get in on this convo</small>
:::::::oh and bj's can happen at curleys house, if i'm not mistaken 2 of the womens live there.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 22:16, 2 July 2009 (BST)
::::::::getting beejays from internets<br />the height of desperateness? i would say yes --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 22:22, 2 July 2009 (BST)
:::::::::Wut? curleys house is a real place bob....--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 22:25, 2 July 2009 (BST)
::::::::::nooooo relllyyy??? my question to you is would you know about curleys house without internet --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 22:28, 2 July 2009 (BST)
:::::::::::yes. i knew about it since before broadband was invented...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 22:30, 2 July 2009 (BST)
::::::::::::well i knew about it since before even the whole internet was invented........ --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 22:39, 2 July 2009 (BST)
:::::::::::::dayem.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:29, 3 July 2009 (BST)
::::::::::::::yeh it was like infinity years ago so you probly wouldnt know what that was like --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 00:35, 3 July 2009 (BST)
:::::::::::::::Good recovery.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 01:08, 3 July 2009 (BST)
::::::::::::::::hello? hello? i cant hear you speak directly into the receiver --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 01:17, 3 July 2009 (BST)
:::::::::::::::::No I want the last word!--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 01:24, 3 July 2009 (BST)

==Warning==
<s>[[Image:Stop_hand.png|left|35px]]Please do not post on the A/VB main page when you are uninvolved in the case on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges ''will'' be revoked. This is your last warning. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]]<sup>[[Template_talk:VandalBanningNotice|POST HERE]]</sup> 11:09, 15 July 2009 (BST)</s>

This verdict has been overruled and the warning stuck. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 14:26, 17 July 2009 (BST)

==Ban==
<s>You have been banned from editing this wiki for 24 hours for vandalism. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 15:28, 16 July 2009 (BST)</s>

This ruling has been overruled and the ban overturned. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 14:27, 17 July 2009 (BST)

==ban?==
well it looks like they at least saw sense on your case... i suspect my ban will stand but what the hey... its not like i didn't expect it :) --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 01:52, 18 July 2009 (BST)

DDR was going to post "'''Phew J3D, lucky Honest saved you from that one. Shame he had to be banned because of it. ''' but thought better of it because i clearly was not banned. Why? well that would be because in so many years of valid contribution to the wiki i have only ever faced 3 A/VB cases all but this one thrown out. Hmm guess that makes me the newest wikimartyr... --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 02:33, 18 July 2009 (BST)
:Lol! You fuckiing moron! Did you even read your ''own'' comment that I replied to? '''YOU''' called it a ban, hence why I had ''ban'' in ''italics'', something you must have overlooked.
:I gave up on arguing because you never give up, you fight to the death with the same fucked up, stupid points. I thought you'd bow down after Nubis didn't come to save you, but hey, looks like your desperation in saving your skin can surprise everyone. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:black"><u><big>ϑϑℜ</big></u></span>]] 03:19, 18 July 2009 (BST)
::el oh el pwnt?--[[KyleStyle_For_Everything|<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> ]][[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 03:23, 18 July 2009 (BST)
:::One would think so. He wouldn't admit it. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<span style="color:black"><u><big>ϑϑℜ</big></u></span>]] 03:45, 18 July 2009 (BST)

== yo ==

Please don't submit [[:Image:2cola.jpg]] for SD. I want to use it as an example when I put 0x0 images up for scheduled deletions. What did you upload to make it come up as 0x0? --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 14:54, 28 July 2009 (BST)
:Ah i'm half asleep and i forgot how to make a bmp a jpg so i just changed the file name which turns out doesn't work :P So maybe you get a 0x0 if you try uploading any bmp? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:55, 28 July 2009 (BST)
::Yeah, thanks. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a problem on my end before submitting it as a scheduled. ty. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 14:58, 28 July 2009 (BST)
:::np.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 15:02, 28 July 2009 (BST)

[[:Image:2cola.jpg]] - FTFY {{User:The_Rooster/Sig}} 18:02, 28 July 2009 (BST)
:Heh, thanks but i already made [[:Image:2cola.JPG]] and if you read the above DDR wanted that kept as an example or something...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 02:55, 29 July 2009 (BST)
::I reverted it. Hope you don't mind. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 03:04, 29 July 2009 (BST)
:::Nvm. I didn't know you cited the fix in your scheduling vote so I put it back. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 03:06, 29 July 2009 (BST)

hay ur not an stysops. u r an x sysops. quit lyin yo--[[KyleStyle_For_Everything|<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> ]][[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 04:04, 1 August 2009 (BST)
:i had teh exact same templat on 4 da hole tiem i wasnt an sysops. {{User:Cyberbob240/Sig}} 04:09, 1 August 2009 (BST)
::thats cause you never edit yyour page so it doesn't show up on the recent changes. faeget.--[[KyleStyle_For_Everything|<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> ]][[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 04:23, 1 August 2009 (BST)
:::Guys, guys. I'm sorry but the spelling and grammar here is just atrocious. Please clean up your act.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:51, 2 August 2009 (BST)
::::nou--[[KyleStyle_For_Everything|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> High Overlord and Lead Conspirator of the Administrative Rebellion.</span> ]][[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Want</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">help?</span>]] 16:33, 2 August 2009 (BST)

== <s>birth</s>fagday ==

is it alim's 2nd yet? --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 10:41, 4 August 2009 (BST)
:first, what's a birthfagday? and second, no - it's on the 2nd of october.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:51, 4 August 2009 (BST)
::as an overrated singersongwriter once said, "The times they are'a changin'"--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 14:50, 7 August 2009 (BST)
:::how are they changing? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:57, 7 August 2009 (BST)
::::Well considering the Earth is in a constant state of evolution and change, it is impossible for that quote to be ever inaccurate.--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 02:21, 8 August 2009 (BST)

==Warning==
[[Image:Stop_hand.png|left|35px]]Please do not impersonate sysops on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges ''will'' be revoked. This is your last warning. {{User:Cyberbob240/Sig}} 01:18, 13 August 2009 (BST)
:You really need to stop telling me it's my last warning. It sounds so, ''final''...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 02:04, 13 August 2009 (BST)
::It's the [[Template:warning2|template's]] fault. {{User:Cyberbob240/Sig}} 02:53, 13 August 2009 (BST)

== YOU ==

ARE GOD--[[User:Shakey60|Shakey]] <sup>[[Beatbox_Kids|BBK]] </sup> 12:46, 16 August 2009 (BST)

==Sysops==
I thought you were a sysops nigger? And you and cyberbob were best butt buddies?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 10:35, 23 August 2009 (BST)
:I was, until early january :\ --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:45, 25 August 2009 (BST)
::Wat happen--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 00:49, 25 August 2009 (BST)
:::Conspiracy. Nubis organised my sacking during the new year period when i wasn't checking the wikiz :( --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:51, 25 August 2009 (BST)
::::What? Nubis got you demoted? Har har. Specifically for what?--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:01, 25 August 2009 (BST)