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==A message from a defender==
Please sign your messages and keep the most recent ones at the bottom and such. Oh and humour is appreciated. --[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 11:24, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:Every so often I will be moving old messages on here to the brand spanking new [[Defenders of the Gummer Bank/Archive|Defender archive]]

== The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009 ==

{{Group Active!}}

This may seem like a stupid question, but it's for all groups, regardless of size. Cheers! --{{User:Janus Abernathy/Sig}} 17:59, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
:We are most certainly still active and having fun being so!--[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 21:31, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks!--{{User:Lois_Millard/sig}} 19:05, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

== The Alligator has you brainwashed!!! ==

You all must repent to the true lord! The Crocodile will always forgive any transgression, but you must be willing to give up your past ways and see to a better future. We only killed one of you to help you see the light! The Crocodile works beyond the edge or our mortal minds, so we must be willing to flow freely from life and death to see His true ways! Just look at what you're doing! Killing and being killed over and over, war for war's sake! This is the alligator's will, that we all decend to madness, but you must not let him grab at your mind! Repent and change before the Alligator takes you forever!--[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 01:47, 30 July 2009 (PMT)

*This kind of drivel is the main reason I don't often check the wiki. Please be quiet, you are embarrasing yourself. --[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 17:17, 13 August 2009 (BST)

**Embarrasing myself? By having a human conversation, by trying to save you? Explain the embarrasment, sir. I am more than willing to give everything for the True Green Lord, but anything given in an attempt to aid others is justified! How can you blindly sit by and wage war without the slightest of attempts to communicate or understand? Are you that far gone into the Alligator's paws? You must break free and at least be man enough to speak! You think the Alligator is protecting you, but watch his claws dig into your skin! See the truth! --[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 00:45, 14 August 2009 (BST)

***He's right, MrBanana, you are blinded by the evil of the Alligator, the only way to true happiness is to Praise the Crocodile... or possibly to Braarz za Grargargarah, if you happen to be vitally challenged right now. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 09:29, 14 August 2009 (BST)


I'm really not interested in getting into a debate with you lot but I will be polite and respond.  Acidical, you were not around when this started so I'll let you off, this once, for your ridiculous comments, mainly as there are too many of them for me to bother listing. It is sufficient to say that you are quite insane and are lacking several important facts regarding the matter. As for you Mrrrggggh, I do admire your ability to forget that it was you and your Nicholson and Mrrrrgggh alts, plus The Lynch's Field alts, that started this. I can imagine it must be quite handy to be able to absolve yourself of blame. If anyone is blinded by evil, it is you. I'd say it was pretty evil to enter the home of another group, that was quite happily going about the business of helping out around Houldenbank, and start killing us just because we liked having stuffed alligator decorations. 

We will be attacking you, as planned, for a minimum of one year. Nothing you say or do will stop that from happening. Just accept it. --[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 00:44, 15 August 2009 (BST)

I understand that my group started this. Like I said in my first post, we were trying to make you see the light. The stuffed alligator decorations are evil and we had to stop you from setting them. Attack us if you wish. It is still futile for even after a year our loyalty will remain, but nonetheless the Alligator must be silenced! His growls are poison that we are trying to stop you from drinking, but you deny our help and turn one act of retribution into war at his clawed words. Have you really given away control to his evil?!?

((OOC: OK, non-rp now, I know the Croc Cult is kinda crazy, but crazy and random is who we are and we embrace it. I just couldn't let this continue without having my charry say something here. Just so you know)) --[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]]02:07, 15 August 2009 (BST)

When you are in character, you won’t get much more from me that a “shut up”. However, as you have dropped character, I’m happy to engage you in discussion. I’m sure that out of character you are all nice people and if we were ever to meet in real life we would have a beer and swap UD stories with no bad feeling in the slightest. On the occasions that I have spoken to cult members, when they have not been banging on about the crocodile, I have found them to be reasonably pleasant. Even Lynch and Mrrrggggh. This isn’t personal, its character vs character. If your characters want to worship a crocodile, attack innocent, peaceful groups just because of the way they decorate their house then you are free to do so. There are plenty of PKing groups, it’s the nature of a zombie apocalypse game. However, there are consequences for that kind of action that your characters need to accept. In this case it’s us leaving our home and giving you back what you dished out, just for a longer period in order to prove that we are a well organised, tenacious group that won’t tolerate being attacked. So, as it stands, feel free to preach at us, complain, insult us, kill us and whatever else you like but be aware that it won’t change our course of action, we will likely ignore you and just keep on bashing at the barricade. You have Skarin back, for the moment, but I’m sure we’ll take it off you again soon enough. Then it’s a case of wash, rinse and repeat. It’s a long time until next January. --[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 14:38, 15 August 2009 (BST)

:Eh, no offence, but compared to professional PK'er groups like, say, the Flowers of Disease, who have been trying to get the group to change its' ways for the last two years (From five days ago) the DGB isn't too much to deal with. Especially as we're a Dual Nature group.

Anyway, I didn't come in here to try to change your mind about the persecution and what-not, I just wanted to ask about this radio spamming. Please correct me if I'm wrong and it isn't your group, but someone's been spamming our frequency and impersonating our members, talking about resignations and some mild text-rape, which frankly just doesn't seem cricket. I know it's all part of how ever your trying to wage this war, so anti-Crocodile broadcasts on our station are to be expected, but do you really have to stoop so low as to shout out false resignations and accuse us of pedophillia?

As your group seems to be essentially the same as ours, except with a different building to defend and a bizarre Alligator-obsession rather than a bizarre Crocodile-obsession, I'll understand if you don't think you can stop your members from spamming that particular type of meat, or even if your of the opinion that all's fair in love and war (... and semi-aquatic-reptile-based theological disputes) but it's just something for your consideration.

Thanks for reading. -- [[User:Coven|Coven]] 18:46, 21 August 2009 (BST)
::The paedophilia thing will be stopping I believe, rules etc --[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 23:23, 21 August 2009 (BST)

== War with the crocs ==

You would appear to be at war with the cult. The Dulston Alliance were told that you guys have, in the war, been killing innocent survivors defending buildings. There was no proof provided, but I'd like to ask why you're fightign with the cult. I've gotten half hinted messages across the game about them killing someone over a stuffed alligator or something. Would you care to share your chain of events?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 22:01, 16 October 2009 (BST)